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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
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PUTTING OF AMEL STORE
CRNEY FROM GAZELEM'S THOWDY CO
IN AN EFFORT.
THEM Qaf LOF BEATERS,
THENCE WE
FIND THEM
AT LAKE FOOLDBOOLA
(180M UYSEN TIE fi Anjos
MOLE, THAN 32 A DAN DOMIT TAKE THEM-WELL GO TO. 6
/ WHAT IN THE a bad for 4
ROOM WHAT IH JAN MILL DO YOU THINK LAMBA -
MILLIONAIRE 20
Ain't it a Fact, Ladies?
PiLL NOT
TAKE FILMT-
TM NERVE.
BUT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL HOOM'>
WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER TAKE A LOOK AT THEM ANNIJAS?
DAUGHTER?
THAFF. WAY
BY SWAN
онт
- THAT'S NOT NECESSARY
WE'LL TAKE
THEM
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. S112.50 NET,
Weight
In Case
5 3/4 Lbs.
Numer
Weight.
Mamm
Service
PORTABLE MODEL:
Sole Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD
Queen's Bldgs.
Phone. C. 1090,
MOW'N POP
DID YOU SAY POKER GAME? - Trakt: - I'LL BE WOHT OVER!
BOOTS
AND
-GAWSH! I FOKUST-
I WUZ OUT LAST NW
AN THE NIGHT BEFORE AN MOM SAID IF I WENT
OUT ARIY MORE THIS
WEEK SHE'D MAKE
IT HOT FOR ME —
HER BUDDIES
- AND I SEE MANY, MEN IN YOUR LIFE! YOU ARE FRIENDLY AND KIND TO THEM ALL AND YOU ARE VERY PROUD OF THE ATTENTION THEY PAY YOU! BUT BEYOND THIS, APPARENTLY, YOU NEVER GIVE A THOUGHT TO MORE
SERIOUS THINGS!
By Taylor*
HULLO!-15 THIS YOU
FELIX ?
A Night In
NINE
I GUESS I'D BETTER STAY HOME !!
Boots Knows
BUT, AH-HERE I SEE ONE MAN WHO STANDS OUT FROM ALL THE OTHERS! YOU MAY NOT LET TOUR - SELF BELIEVE THIS AND YOU MAY SEEM TO DISCOURAGE. JIM- BUT IN YOUR HEARTS, YOU BOTH RECOGNIZE
THIS VE, AND YOU DON
WASHINGTON
TUBBS II
MATRODUSERT (HIS BERTRAM WELD i
} To Weah; Sob, 10'T TAKE YOU CARTI DIENG IN AT GAWETT CAY, IMUN
KALLING SHOEI AN PIKENING TURKERT (Mahati NuhiuNG TODAY
HE PUT YOU OF THE SEA, VHONG LIFE, PAN 10JCKY Z
YOURSELF, HAHA! IT WAS THAT SPIDER YOU KILLED THAT BROUGHT
NOU SUCH BON LUCK.
PAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH
AN OLE" AVONIGHT, THE
CAT, 15 MY PASCO).
DON'T GET 100 CAMPINAN SATSA PODNIGHT, THE DAY BY WAB
BORN MY MORE BURNED-ISTE FIRST NIGHT HE STAYED IN |
THE STORE, STE SAFT WAS LOBBED.
WE'S BLEN RERU EVEN SIMUL„AN'
INE MADE ABOUT AS MUCH MONEY ASAN ESKIMO WE PEOPLER
OUR SUPERSTICIONS"
AN WAS FELLER SPGED) DON'T WORRY ME. THE NINE NOBODY) BANANA, DON'T FORGET FRIY - C QUITIE KNOWS WHOĮ SWEET FAPA 18.
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
time a Me
27 HAS
SE
E SADA
Part A Ca
YENGAN WHAT ANY MOM GIVES ME EVERY DAY,
MAGSUS A GOOSEY
WHAT DOES 12 MOTIER GERAL
EVERY
HE 15 AN IDEAL TYPE OF
MAN ! TALA. HANDSOME.
LIGHT HAIR
STOP IT, PUDRUGst! you
GNE A PERSON THE GOLEY
WUMPUSET CROSSING IN FRONT,
OF JUAL THIS WAY!
OH WASH
He Got the Cookie
+
CHE GIVES ME A BIG
BANANA
LOOKY QUICK! YOUR SWEENE JUST PASSED
IN A BIG CAR WITH YOUR RINAL STEED: SHE DIDN'T EVEN GLANCE THIS WAY!
THIS IS THE TIME I GET THE BEST OR JAY - WHAT IF YOUR ANOTHER DOESN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY BANANAS
THOUGH?
NO SUCH THING - JIMMIE HAS DARK HAIR A
OH, THEN SHE GIVES ME A COOKIE!
HERE KITTY-
By Martin
By Crane
-PRETTY KITTY— PARK'S GOT SOME NICE WARM MILK FOR HIS
LIT MIDNIGHT
Care
BY BLOSSER
·NEOW-Q.
FUNNY STORIES.
Mrs. Kential-"You look wor- riod, la it because you are so deeply in debt?"
Mr. Kontich (gloomily)" No. It's because I can't get Any dooper."
Friend: "Don't you keep a deny of your manuscripts ? **
Budding Young Author: "No, I find that it ten't necessary. got all the originals back."
•
"Oh you, I've opened an office," said the young lawvér,
"You may remember that you saw me buy an alarm clock the other day"
"Yes," replied his friend. "You have to get up early those mornings-eh"
Oh, no I use it to wake mo up when it's time to go home."
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Little Jamie WAR observed poring over a book belonging to Į his mother, on the managemont
of children.
"What are you doing with a book liko that, Jamie ?" asked his mother.
"I want to reo if I'm being properly brought up, ma" replied the prooocious youth.
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Emily was a good enough parlourmaid-when she did any work. But she had one great fault-sho imagined that sho was a boauty. Accordingly, she spen! much of her time gazing into the mirror.
"You shouldn't be so vain, Emily," said her mistress to bar on one occasion, catching her at her favourite occupation,
"You are always inspeciing your face in the looking-glass.'
"I'm not vain, ma'am," was Emily's indignant reply. "Why. I don't think I'm half so good- looking as I am!"
Two
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street-sweepers
word
engaged in a quarrel which result- od in one of them receiving a sovere blow on the hoad from the business end of the other's broom. An old man who was passing at the time must have had a very
hazy idea of what had occurred, for he was heard to remark that he would not care to be employ.
od as a sweopor.
On being asked by a bystandor to state his objections, he replied: Wha, mon, that's th' ailliest way of knocking the dust out of broom as evor Aw saw in mi lifo."
MOTHERS!
GIVE
YOUR BABY
LACTOGEN
THE
“NATURAL-MILK FOOD."