HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1924, (FEÁTURE SECTION).
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
$ALESMAN SAM
GUZZ WON'T BE DOWN TOVAY MILLY- GUESS HE'S SILK FROM WORRY ON ACCOUNT OF TH NEW STORE ACROSS THE STREET DAWGOHIT-
HE'S GOTTA EXPECT A LITTLE COMPETITION
QUIL
Taking No More Chances
A CIGART- YESSIR-HERTE VARE
Pives GENUINE
SIR
MINUTES LATER
1 PAID 15¢ FOR THAT CIGAR I
BOUGHT HERE,
DIDN'T IT
ERICONES
CHILDRICH
Unbest
YESSIR-
LET ME HAVE ONE
FOR ABOUT A THOUSAND DOLLARS
BY SWAN
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS
PRICEH..K. $112.50 NET.
253 60 TAME ONE
Weight
In Cas
5 3/4 Lbs.
PORTABLE MODEL
Solo Agente
Mignat
Weight
Maximum
Servier.
DODWELL & CO., LTD
Queen's Bldgs.
Phone. C. 1030,
MOM'N POP
THANK GOODNESS!! - EVERY ONE
IN OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW I CAN ) PUT ON THIS RECORD AND DO MY REDUCING EXERCISES – L'LL SOON.
BE DOWN TO 150 AND POP Worr KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED!
BOOTS
AND HER BUDDIES
SHE'S AS PEPPY AS
SAY FOR PETE'S SAKE GO CHEER MARS UP!
A SICK SNAIL!
WHY, HOW PECULIAR!
RIP-P-
STAND ERE
TAME A DEEP BREATH NOW
STOOP OVER
Accidents Will Happen
AS FAR AS
YOU CAN -
GET READY
GO!-
FECULAR ME EYE! YOU DON'T. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! HERE - JUST AS MUCH AS TO SAY ALL SET DANN
CUPID! DO YOUR STUFF,
Wanted More Evenings
YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
NOW, BOUTS
FINE!
TALKING
ABOUT
WASHINGTON
TUBBS !!
THIS IS ON DARNDEST VERG I EVER SAY! WE AANED WERE AND DON I KNOW A SOUL THE TORNIDE AHOUND
RY 21YSELF, BUT - MONEST
I HAVEN'T SEEN,
A SINGLE
PRETTY GIRL!
IDEA!
THINK!
CAN BE THIS
STRANGER
WIN, YOU DONT KNOW WHO DES ALL AUNT THIS TOWN IS BUM FULI
O CUTIES. TAKE SIE, FRINSTANCE
[ COT ONE OF THE SLICKIST FRAILS YELER SAN! LOOK! VERI
SHE COMES NOW, LOOKY
-TIL INTERDOOSE YOU.
WE'LL AL Gol
FOR A SAN.
"LITAN WA
EU PAI DE CAURE MISHW- AR AUSTER-
F-52
WELL. BUR-LIEVE NE-I'LL NEVER FALL AS HARD FOR A MAN AS SHE HAS FOR BOB!
By Taylor.
HELLO - IS THIS BOOBLE'S DEPT STORE ? I WAY P TO ORDER A GYMNASIUM, SUIT - YES! AND BE
SURE IT STRETCHES!
By Martin
WHAT D'YE THINK SHE JUST PULLED ON ME? SHE WAS ALL WEEPY CAUSE THIS WAS THE LAST EVENING THEY'D BE TOGETHER UNTIL TO- MORROW
By Crane
-HERINAM SITED I WAS} JUST CUGGESTING THAT WE ALL MY OUT MY
NEWEST
MACHINE
Clau
FUNNY STORIES.
lat Skeot: Watelia bangin' 'round this bath house for?.
2nd Skeot: There's a follow comin' out soon in an abbreviated bathing suit, an' bo triad to slap to last night!
*
*
Balesman: "Madam, you will sink nearly out of sight in the luxurious cushions in this now [car."
Lady (decisively): "No; when I ride in a new car I want to be Įplainly visible.
13
The Dean of Chester is re- sponsible for the following story. which illustrates the advantages of compression in speech. A littlo friend of his had been asked to tell the story of Elisha, and her roply was. "Elisha had a boar and the children mocked him, and he said: 'If you mock mo I will not my bear on you.. and he did, and it did.'
*
An old gentleman was recently travelling by rail, and opposits him snt a youth, with remarkably long legs, which he was very particular about digging into tho other person's knoos.
On the arrival of the train at a big station the long-legged youth observed to his neighbour
mon,
"I think I shall got out and atrotch my legs a little."
"For guidnons sake, dinna do that!" said the old gon- tloman," for I'm euro they're ower lang by a great deal a'ready."
D'Auber-" This is the land. scape I wanted you to suggest a title for."
Critteek" H'ml
rather im-
prossionistic, Why not call it
Homo '!"
it."
"Home?" Why?" "Bocause there's no place like
* *
A superior kind of lady in- quired in a chemist's the price of brimstone. Upon being informed, sho ropited that she know whore she could get it chespor.
"If it's cheapness you want," replied the assistant, and wasn't afraid of getting sacked, I could jolly scan tell you where you could get it for nothing."
* * *
Salamin; "Do you want the olgare mild or strong, madam ?"
The Lady Customer:
"Give me the strongest you have. The last ones my husband had broke In his pocket."
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
EVERY NIGHT IT'S HOME WORK HOME WORK TILL I GET GOOD AN SICK.
OF IT!!
GEEWICZ IF ANY TEACHER TARMS TA
GONNA WORK AWSELF T DEATH WORKIN'. 'RITHMETIC SHE'S GOT ANOTHER GUESS COMIN'!!
That's Different
WAY, PRECILLES=NKU
SHOULD BE AT YOUR PERCENTAGE
LESSON
AW, WHAT GOOD
IS PERCENTAGE
ANYWAY ??
NOW, NONI. DON'T YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO
FIGURE BATTING
AVERAGES?
BY BLOSSER
7+
Housenkul 19821, 1) SEA bervoar, fnet
MOTHERS!
GIVE
YOUR BABY
LACTOGEN
THIE
“NATURAL-MILK FOOD.”