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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 13, 1924 (FEATURE SECTION).
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN $AM
SPECIAL
SALE 'GUZZLE DUMB-BELLS
REDUCE
(POUNDS 1
A WEEK
GUARRANTEED
'I'LL TAKE A PAIR, BUT MIND YOU, IF THEY DON'T HELP ME REDUCE TUL BRING THEM
RIGHT BACK
Dumb-Bell No. 2
ALL
1 WEEK LATER
RIGHT MAM --
THEY'RE NO GOOD - I HAVENT LOST AN OUNCE ALL WEEK
THASS FUNNY- MAYBE YOU DONT USE THEM
RIGHT
OH- DO YOU HAVE TO USE
THEM?
BELLY FOR
BY SWAN
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UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - EL. K. SI12.50 NET.
Weight
in Case
Maximum Service.
PORTABLE MODEL Bole Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD
Queen's Bldgs.
Phone. C. 1030,
MOM'N POP
- STEP RIGHT UPSTAIRS DOCTOR AMY'S BELN AILING FOR A COUPLE DAVG AND THIS MORNING SHE HAD
CHILLS SOL PUT HER RIGHT
TO BED
30 THE LITTLE GIRL HASN'T
i, AUEN FEGLING PRIM FOR A
FEW DAYS EH ? ́WELL
NOW LET'S SEE
Sufficient Reason
BOOTS AND
HER BUDDIS
OHH, MARG!! I'VE JUST BEEN
TO THE G-RA-N-DE-S-T
SHOW!!!!!!
JIMMIE HAD SOME PASSES TO THE HIPPODROME THIS
EVENING!
By Taylor
·JUST OPEN YOUR
MOUTH AND STICK OUT
YOUR TONGUE!
I'SE NOT MAD
ATCHA!
WHAT, Y' WANT
ME TO DO THAT, FOR-3
A Matter of Opinion
HIPPODROME?
WHY, YOU'RE CUCKOO! CORA AND I SAW IT AND WE BOTH THOUGHT
17 PERFECTLY ROTTEN!
OH, DIDN'T THINK SO I'M SIMPLY
CRAZY TO SEE
IT OVER AGAIN!
YES, YOU WOULD BE !!!
WASHINGTON TUBBS] ||
I MUST SEND AND HAVE MY MINGS BROUGHT FROM
THE GTATION:
NAY, NAY, SWEET WOMAN
NOT WHILE, ÍM DEVOTING KY EVERY MOMENT 10 DUE SATISFACTION OF YOUR
SIKHTEST Wilm, 'T15 I
WHO SHALL RUN OVER AN'
GET YOUR THINGS.
ALL RIGHTIE, IF YOU
INSIST AND WHEN
YOU GET BACK WELL GO
OUT AND GET SOME
EXERCISE
THESE MOVIE ACTRESSES DON'T WEAR MANY CLOTHES, SHE
PROBLY HASN'T ANYTHING BUT A LITTLE HAND BAG FULLA LIP- STICKS, POWDER PUFFS; ANA
SILK BATHING SUIT.
1 DUGHTA MAKE IT IN THREE MORE LORDS, AN THEN I CAN GO OUT WITH
HER AN' GET SOME EXERCISE!!
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
I GUESS HEBBE I *BETTER CO IN MISSUS. NFGOOSEYS HOUSE 'CAUSE
SAE MIGHT BE MAKIN
DOUGANUTS, Or COOKIES.
• SWILLED SÜMETHIN
"BAKIN WAY OUT ON
TH' SIDEWALK,
TAG
YEAH MOM GIVES ME AL TH COOKIES
SUC
BURNS
A Compliment to Mom 2
Y'KNOW I EVEN LIKE BURNED COOKIES
'MOST AS 6000 - AS THEM WHAT
AIN'T BURNED,
I Doi
THAT'S TH LAST ONE
איל
"ILL STAY HERE. TAG-MEBBE VER
MOM'LL BURN SOME MORE.
I WISH SKE WOULD
TAYLORS
By Martin
By Crane
BY BLOSSER
FUNNY STORIES.
WALKED INTO IT.
George (ondoavouring to find a safo toplo of conversation); "I say, Mabol, how does the idea of Protection appeal to you? "
Mabel (shyly): "Oh, Georgel”
TEMPERATE.
Grimsby: "Bo you want to marry my daughter, sir? -- What are your principles ? Are you temperate ?"
Flodgely: "Temporate! Why, I am ea strict that it gives me pain even to find my boots tight."
THE ALTERNATIVES, Housówife: "Fancy
a big, strapping follow like you asking for money. You should be asham- ed of yourself!".
Tramp: "I am, madam, Bat once I gut twelve months for tak- ing it without asking."
-CHARACTERISTIC REFLIES.
are
"How are you?" is 'n very common question. These somo very likely replies:
"Corking," said the bottle. "Rotten," said the apple. "Fine," said the magistrate.. "Grand," said the piano. "Koen," said the knife.. "Ripping," said the scissors, "Well," said the water. "All done up," said the dress.
HIS MONEY'S WORTH. An American tourist, on pay- ing his bill at a London restaurant recently, was told that, the sum put down did not include the waitor.
"Waal," he reared, "I didn't eat any waiter, did.17"
SECRETS.
Poetoss" That poem I sent you, Mr. Editor, contains the deepest secrets of my soul."
Editor "I known it, madam," and no one shall over find them out through me."
TOO CRUEL
The young married woman went home to her mother and sobbingly declared she just couldn't be happy with her hus- : |band again.
I wouldn't have minded it so much, mother," she wailed, "if Charlie had answered me back, when I acolded him, bu-bu-bat he did something worse."
Her mother was duly shocked at this.
"Maroy, my dear child," she exclaimed." He struck you, then?"
No, worse than that, mother," and the young wife sobbed afresh.
Tell me at once," indignantly demanded her mother.
Ho he just yawned."
JACTOGEN
JARLIN