HONGKONG TELEGRAPH.
SATURDAY JULY
FEATURE BECTION.
A
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
$ALESMAN SAM
SAM. HAS TOLD GULZ ALL FIBOUT
W
HOW HE PROPOSED TO HER AND THAT SHE RISISTS THE MARRY HESTOR SHE WILL ¡Sue Him FOR
BREAKH
OF
PROMISE
SHE'S
COM *IE IFOR HIS
ANSWER
TODITI.
WHY NOT MAKE HER THINK IM ALREADY MARRIED?-TO PAY GOOD MONEY TO SOMEONE WHO'D
POPS MON LIFE.
WHILE SHE'S
HERE
I KNOW TH'. LADY WHO DOES
WASHING
FOR MY MA WILL DO IT-I'LL GO GET HER
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Moun
HINTAY
LİMY LITTLE.
WIFE SHOULD
YES MISS SHIFT- YOU'RE TOO LATE
BE HERE NOW-1 SAM HAS BEEN SENT NAPOLEON/MARRIED FOR HOME FOR
HER
YEARS
Only Carbon Copies
..I WON'T
DELIEVE IT-Till I
SEE THE
PROOF
HEARTOHEL COMES NOW - Come.
FIGHT IN
HONEY
KNOCK
BY SWAN
72
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE B. K. $112.50 NET.
Weight
In Case
55/416
Minimum
Maximum
· Service.
PORTABLE MODEL
Bole Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD.
Queen's Bldge...........
Phone: C. 1090.
'MOM'N POP
MOM'N POP
FOR THE PRESENT ARE NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS. POP HAVING RE FUSED MOM'S
REQUEST FOR THE SMALL SUM
OF $10 (CASH)
TO VISIT A
BEAUTY
PARLOR
Now go c WITH
STORY
NO WOMAN IS GONNA GET TEN DOLLARS FROM A FOR THIS BEAUTY
PARLOR STUFF!
CHEAP SKATE!
C-H-C-E-P SKATE!
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
WHY, IT'S GETTING LATE! THE GIRLS ALL WENT OVER TO KITTY'S TO PLAY MAH JONGG-BUT THEY SHOULD BE IN BY NOW, IT. SEEMS TO ME!
HO HUM!!!
Polly Knows Face Value
C'MON NOW → LODSEN UP - TEN BONES AIN'TM
MUCH -
IT'S REALLY
WORTH
TWENTY-
IF THEY DO A 'GOOD JOB!!
SHUT UP! WHAT
DYE KNOW ABOUT
Very Much So
GOOD GRACIOUS - IT'S TWELVE, OCLOCK! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY INTENDED TO STAY ALL NIGHT -
HELLO THAT MUST BE THEM
NOW!
ARE YOU ALL IN
GIRLS ?
By Taylor
JAYLOR
By Martin
ILL SAY WE ARE !!! WE WALKED CLEAR HOME FROM KITTY'S HOUSE.
WASHINGTON. TUBBS II
CTY TRUS WEEK, INY
A NO BOA 20 DR KOPERINI TO PAY. THE BOSS REDACTED JOUR DOLLARS FOR THOSE EGGS
I BUSIED
THEN I PAID KAY THAT TINO STOF LOWED - THATS SIY, HAFTA SETTLE A THREE-FIPPY-MOstė- MAGAZINE BILL. THAT MAKES-LÁS SEE -SIX AN*
THREE FIFTY 15 NINE FIFTY-
HAIR CUT AN SAMVE - ANOTHER DOLUW BAKING. TEN ANA HALF, SUIT PRESSED-FOUR BITS, MAKING LEVEN DOLLARS. WEEKLY BUDGET FOR CARFARE ÁN CIGARETTES-DOLLAR SIXTY FIVE, A TOTAL OF JUST $12.65 HY THAT LEAVES OBOY!~TIINT LEAVES ME —
-TWO-DOLLARS ́AN THIRTY AVE” CENTS TO SPENDON THE
CUTIES!
By Crane
FUNNY STORIES,
NO PLAY
“Are you an actress, auntio ?"
· “No, darling, why do you ask?” "Because daddy said when you came wo'd have a scopo."---. Kabaret. ・・・
MEN WORTH WHILE "Do you know what becomos· · of the boys who smoke ‘olgar- ettes ?" asked the kind old lady.
"Buro," replied the boy. "Ain't you never seen any: of them big cigarette advertisements?"- Judgo.
,
UP TO DATE Blats-Did you moot any stage robbers while you wore out west
Flats Yes, I took a couple of chorus girls out to dinner-Utah Humbug.
ALWAYS OLARENCE "Clarence," she called,
He stopped the car and looked around.
"I ara not accustomed to call my chauffeura by their first namer, Clarenco. What is your surname F
"Darling, madam.”
"Drive on, Clarence," Judge. BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT. Eloping Wife (sohbing)-1-L've j-just had a t-t-tologrom from my bustand.
Her Lover (anxiously)-He Coren't want you to go back, does he?
"N-no. All he wants to know in where I -loft his clean pair of Bucks, the b-bruto 1 "—bydney Bulletin.
EX-ACTLY.
Sam-What am you doin' Dow? B-1'ee on exporter.
Sam- An "exporter?
Bo-Yep. the Pullmon A. m-- pany just Ared me.- Black and Blue Joy.
RESTRAINT.
Sho-Before, we were mairlod you called me an angel.
"Ho-I know it.
"But now you don't call me anything,"
That shows my self-control." --London Opinion."
THE QUESTION.
“I don't see how we can go to Eur po this summor
“You know It's on the children's account,"
"Yes, but have they that much in the bank?"The Harvard Lampoon
THE COMPLETE ANGLER. The novice at trout fishing had hooked very small trout, and had wound itin till it was rammed against the end of the rod.
Pupil-What do I do now? Instructor-Climb up the rod and stabit Dry Goods Econ emist.
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
HAM UERE'S AN INTERESTING THING IN THE NEWSPAPER-A SECOND SET OF TRIPLETS IS
BORN TO A MOTHER OF
TWENTY TWo
WELL, HERES A STILL MORE INTERESTING CASE-TWO WOMEN
WHO ADE SISTERS ARE THE
PROUD ANOTHERS OF A SET OF TWINS BORN AT EXACTLY THE SAME HOUR
Tag. Seeks Information
DO THEY LIVE IN OUR BLOCK,
Pop?
ON NO-THEY LIVE IN A TONUN IN UTAH-YOU" DONT KNOW THEM;
TAS
WELL, HAS ANY ONE BEEN
BORN THAT
WE KNOW?
BY BLOSSER
ACTOCEY
For