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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JUNE 7, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN SAM
YES-IM LEAVING FOR
ITALY FROM HERE-
GOOD BY
FOR THE LOJA MIKE,"
GUZZII- WHATRE YOU DOING WAY OUT HERE?
Guzz Was Taking No Chances
·CONE DOWN TO STOP 400 IN THAT BULL-FIGHT-BUT I WAS TOO LATE. LES STICK AROUND-I WANNA LOOK THIS BURG OVERT
THAT WAS A GREAT FIGHT
YOU PUT UP, SAM --- WONDERFUL!! - I BET 500 IRON WASHERS
ON THAT FIGHT
THANK GUZZ − 1] NEVER KNEW NOU HAD THAT MUH
/ CONFIDENCE IN ME- HOW MUCH DID YOU) WIN 7
NOTHING-
LOST!!!!
HOTELS
UOUS
MOTELY
ISPANIOLA
BY SWAN
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS
PRICE - H. K. $112.50 NET.
Weight
In Case
|5'3/4 15...
Minimum
Weight.
Maximum
Service.
PORTABLE MODEL
Solo Agonta
DODWELL & CO., LTD.
Queen's Blogs.
Phone. O. 1030.
MOM'N POP
WONT POP BE SURPRISED WHEN HE SEES THIS PARROT I BOUGHT - MERE VG COMES
NOW I'LL JUST SLIP IN THE NEXT, ROOM AND SEK
WHAT HE SAYS !!
AWK!
WHO IN THE BLINKĖSY
BLANK LET THAT
THING IN?
Where the Shoe Fits
AWK HAWLO THÂN
BEEN TOA MASQUE - RACE BALL - OR IS THAT YOUR OWN FACE HAR-HAR!
IT WAS SUCH A BARGAIN. POR I 'COULDN'T HELP BUYING IT!
BARGAIN! I EBLIEVE YOU'D', BUY A HIVENA IF YOU THOUGHT IT WUZ A
BARGAIN!!
By Taylor
HUMPH! WHAT WOULD 1 WANT WITH_ANOTHER
ONE?
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
I THINK I'LL CALL THE GIRLS UP SO THEY WONT EXPECT ME AT DINNER THIS EVENING!
AN TELL EM
WHOM YOURE DINING WITH, MARG! MAKE ·
EM JEALOUS
Mistaken Identity
NO NO-MAIN 8056 R/ LIKE. MAIN IN IMPORTANT! DURE. THAT'S IT
HELLO, BOOTS BIS THIS, YOU BOOTS? WELL, BOOTS, DON'T WAIT DINNER FOR ME TONIGHT? I'M
WITH BENNIE, AND IF
ANYONE CALLS. JUST . SAY I'M OUT-YES
2ND IF - 30
ADAM AND EVA
THERE'S. MY 'ARCHITECT'S IDEA OF THE FIRST BUBBLE FACTORY, PMY BOY, WITH A CAPACITY OF A THOUSAND BIG BUBBLES A DAY. TO COST ABOUT A HALF CENT EACH AND SELL FOR LA COUPLE OF DOLLARS.
GOSH
COLONEL WHAT WILL PEOPLE USE'M FOR?
GARBAGE CAIS,MY "BOY! THIS FACTORY WILL ONLY PRODUCE THE SANITARY BUBBLE GARBAGE CONTAINER, A NECESSITY IN EVERY HOME ISN'T IT A BEAUTY?
Plans
GOSH, IT'S WONDERFUL ¿COLONEL
A
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD SIX "OTHER' FACTORIES TO PRODUCE SMALLER SOLID BUBBLES FOR USE AS BOXES,CRATES AND CONTAINERS OF ALL KINDS,
HUN?
SAY COLONEL THE BUBBLE IDEA WAS A
BEAR.
STARTIN
TAVLOR
By Martin
DID YHEAR, THAT I SAY, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE OUT ABOUT SIX PLANKERS FOR THIS FEED
G'BYE!
By Cap Higgins
1 FIGURE THAT IN TIME. ALL FOODS, FRUITS, (VEGCTABLES AND
KIPPERED HERRING [AND SARDINES WILL
BC. CANNED IN SOLID BUBBLES
BY GOLLY, COLONEL.
IT'S CERTAINLY GREAT TO.BL AN INVENTOR.
FUNNY STORIES.
Something Else.
Bashful Boy--Bit, Dorothy and I have decided that our happi- noes is the biggest thing in tho world.
Fathor-You chango your minds so ofton. Only yesterday you wanted to marry her→→ Answers.
"
Nightly Programme. Cook-What are we having to- night; m'm?
Mistross-Why, I've just told. you-clear soap, fillet of solo. cutlets, cabinet pudding-
Cook-I meant on the radio, m'm.- Punch.
On Location,
Firat Now Yorker-I wisht I wuz in Council Bluffs. Second Ditto If
you wuz thore, you'd only wisht you wuz here.
First-Yeah, Tha's why I wisht I wuz there.-Judge,
Light Thoughts.
"What bo ye thinkin' of Janet?" "Nothin' much."
"Why worn't ye thinkin' of
"I wore."-The Passing Show. Missing Notebook.
An interesting advortlaomont which appeared in the college
paper:
If the gentleman who took my psychology notes from the cloak- raak will return them bofore ox- ams, no questions will go unans- wered."-Colorado Dodo.
Mistaken Identity.
Smith was taking his usual Sunday afternoon stroll with his latest boquisition a dog that would certainly have taken no prizes,
One of Smith's acquaintances
mot him.
"That's a frightful-looking mongrel," he said frankly.
"Sh-h-h" said the ownor warn- ingly. "Don't let him hear you. He thinks ho's a fox-terrier. TH Bits.
A Difference!.
The simple-mindod, down-at- hools man shuffled into the dook. "Are you the defondant in the case?" asked the justice.
"No," came the reply "I've got a lawyer to defond mo-but I'in the gentleman what stole the fowlal"
His Hardest Work, Hardupps? I always do.my. hardest work before breakfast. Borowrell: What's that ? Harduppe “Getting up."
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
NOW THATS A NICE
301 - 50 OVER TO VOOFESSOR
MILKS AND TAKE YOUR
VIOLIN LESSON - I'M JUST
JURE THAT YOU WILL,
BECOME GREAT
VIOLINST SOME
DAY
Ambition
· AEBBE MOMS RIGHT-GEE I'LL BET Ttt.85 A WONERFUL
VIOLIN PLAYER SOME DAY
THAT'S THE "PROPER SPIRIT, MY BOY HARD STUDY WILL MAKE YOU A MASTER
VIOLINIST AND THINK OF THE
MONEY YOU'LL MAKE
BY BLOSSER
I KNOW IT- I'LL PLAY IN DEDDLET BACK YARDS 20 THEY CAN THROW LOTS OF PENNIES AT-ME!
LACTOCEN
(Nearest to Mother's Milk)
Частове
FOR
your
BABY
AID TINS
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