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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,
WEDNESDAY, MAY 28, 1924.
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PAGE
FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN ŞAM.
YOU SHAEL MAIRY ZE (CHAMPEEN BULL FIGHTER OF ZE SPIN- SENIOR
PEDRO HEN
BUT FATHER-
LOVE ZE My LUIS
ALLRIGHTOWE FIGHT ZE BULL WINNER GET ZE GAL-SAVVY 71
RIGHTO
Please Omit Flowers
BUT LUIS HE. CAN NO FIGHT ZE 'BULL HE BE KEEL)
WATCH ME BLUFF THIS PEDRO) WITH A LOTA BULL 505 HE'LL LET TH JANE ALONE-I'LL SCARE HIM GOOD
SPN YOU!-I'M TH' CHAMPION BULL THROWER OF US AND I CHALLENGE THIS HAM CHAMP OF YOURS-IF I WIN, LUIS GETS TH GIRL- IF I LOSE PEDRO GETS ER, SEE KNEW FINE-FINE - YOU'D GET GOLD FEET!
FINE
BY SWAN
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE- AN PUT THIS ON IT-HERE LES
SAM HOWDY-
TOMB-STONES
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MOM'N POP
REPORT HERE IN THE MORNING AND I'LL PUT YOU TO WORK!!
I'LL BE RIGHT
ON STIMU
SIR!
OH! - BY THE WAY CAN YOU TAKE
DICTATION?
Perfectly Frank About It
SURE-I GET A
LOT OF THAT AT HOME!!
By Taylor
I MEAN CAN YOU (WRITE SHORT-HAND?
OH! ~YESSIR
ONLY IT TAKES ME
I CAN WRITE:
A LITTLE LONGER !!!
SHORT-HAND-
WHO IS THE
LEADING MAN ?,
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
WHAT'S YOUR HURRY,
BOOTS? THEWE'S
DATE PUDDING YET!
NOPEIVE EATEN THAT BEFORE I'VE GOTTA
HURRY.OVER AND RE- HEARSE FOR THE CLASS
PLAY
IF
POSSIBLY CAM I'LL COME AND SEE IT!
WELL DON'T ON
MY ACCOUNT!
1 ELOPE WITH THE CHAUFFEUR IN THE FIRST SCENE!
Ernie's Just a Cut-Up
ADAM AND EVA
CAPITALISTS HAVE TO
BE CAUTIOUS, MR. JONES.)
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT MY TECHNICAL. EXPERT BROUGHT ME YOUR SOLID BUBBLES FOR FURTHER EXAMINATION
WHAT J THE VERDI ON BUDDLE. LOUSES COLONEL
NO GOOD· MY EXPEDTA,
Oh, Colonel !..
IMPOSSIBYL VISAS DOE OM L
AY THAT
A SOLID BBLE THE CZE OF A
F'OOM CANNOT L BLOWN
TEL BLOW
A BUBBLE HOUSE VCT
ERNIE
HAYES.
THE USA OF BUDELE HOUSES 1S FANTASTIC MR. JONES. IT SOUNDED NUTTY TO ME BUT | BELIEVE IN INVESTIGATING
GOSH, COLONEL, THIS IS A TERRIBLE_ DISAPPOINTMENT
TO ME
TAYLOR
By Martin
WHAT! THAT FELLOW
ACT? WHY HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW HOW
TO BEHAVE!
WITH
By Cap Higgins
BUT THE SMALL SOLID BUBBLE IS A PRACTICAL INVENTION, MR JONES, UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES, AND I'LL BE GLAD TO
DE YOUR FINANCIAL BACKER
OH COLONEL!
FUNNY STORIES.
Sounds Reasonable.
Watts: "By the way, who ie the patron saint of fisherman ?". Potts: "It isn't Ananias, is it ?"
Necessities.
Venerable Archdeacon-"Now, my dear children, I will ask you a few questions on your Cato- chism. Which of you can tell ine the two things necessary in baptism?"
Little Girl--"Wator.
Quito right, water is one thing, and what is the other? What Can none of you think what oleo is necessary? Woll, littlo girl, what do you say?"
Please, sir, a baby!"
Just a Bint.
At the Battle of Trafalgar two Scats, nosв-mates and cronios from the same village, happened to be stationed nour each othor when the colobrated signal was displayed from the admiral's ship.
"Look up and road, Jook," said one to the other. "England -ex- pects overy man to do his duty'---' not ย word. for puir auld Scotland!"
Jock cooked his oye at the flags, and turned to his orony.
"Man Guddie, is that a' your senso?" he asked "Scotland kens weal enough that her bairns will do their duty; that's just a hint to the Englishmen."
A Famous Name.
Ho: "Thore's nothing vory atriking about that littlo mun over "there, is there?"
- She: "No."
Ho: "And yet that man's namo
is absolutely famous."
She "Really":
Ho; "Yes, his name would bo known wherever you were to men- tion it."
Sha: "Good gracious! - What- aver is his name?"
Ho: (edging away) "Smith." Got Her Own Back,
Mrs. Youngwife: "How are the tarts, Goorga?"
Youngwife: "A trifle heavy, donrest."
Mrs. Youngwile; "And the koup?"
Youngwifo: "Too much souson- ing in it."
Mrs. Youngwifo: "And the
duck.?"
Youngwifo: "Done a little too much.
Mrs. Youngwife: "I'm
sorry, dear, that your dinner doos not suit you your mothor prepared it."
FRECKLES AND
FRIENDS
GER, HOU WONT
·CARE FI EAT JUST-
ONE APPLE-EVEN IF IT IS ALAMOST"
SUPPER TIME
DID YOU ASK YOUR. MOTHER IF YOU COULD
BAT THAT APPLE ?
Tag Always Asks His Mother
Y.YESS'R
BY BLOSSER
CAREFUL NOU) - T'LL: SPANK YOU IF YOU ARE
TELLINS A LIE!
YESSR-1 ASKED ́WER AN SUE: SAID NO!
FOR YOUR
HABY
FREE SAMPLE TIN
OF
"Mother
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