THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH
WEDNESDAY, MAY 21, 1924.
A
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
BY SWAN
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS
́PRICE - H. K. $12,50 NET.'
SALESMAN ŞAM
YES, WE NEED A GOOD SPN-I'M DO
HAIR TONIL DEPT WHILE.
∙AM
CLEAK TO HELP OUT IN TH" / GOOD I CAN)
HAS
FINALLY THIS SALE LASTS
SHIPPED
SELL SAFETY
RAZORS TO TH' RUSSIANS
A BOTTLE OF OUR HAIR TONIL, SIR?
Now for a Good Barber,
YAS-IF YOU CAN CONVINCE ME THAT IT'S ANY GOOD
IS THAT NEW CLERK ANY GOOD?
KONNY?
IS HE ANY GOOD!! WHY MAN-HE'S A WONDER!! HE NOT ONLY SOLD HIMY 5 BOTTLES OF HAIR TONIC-
BUT A HAIR BRUSH AND COMB TOO!
IN 10
BILLION
[BOTTLES
HAIA TONIC!
TEL FOR BATTLE
OF
TONIC
DIRECT
FROM
DEALIN
GERMAN!
WHICH
HE
DOUGHT.
UP PT
A GREAT
BARGANİ
NUFT
་་
AWLMHOST
Weight
In Casc
5 3/4 Léx.
Minimum
Weight.
Maximum
Service.
PORTABLE MODEL
Sale Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD.
Quson's Bldgs, Phono. C. 1030.
MOM'N POP
G
LANDS ALIVE - HERE
COMES MRS. SLAMM-
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
IN AGES!!
印刷
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
CHEERIO LITTLE ONG GEE.
YOU LOOK SMOOTH
TONIGHT, BOOTS!
WELL, YOU
NEEDN'T ACT
SO SURPRISED
ABOUT IT
Where Friendship Ceases
GOOD GRACIOUS-VES
YOURE ALMOST
HOW DO YOU DO MRS. SLAMM, I
HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU FOR THE. LONGEST TIME !!
A STRANGER !
I THINK IT'S SIK YEARS SINCE I SAW YOU LAST
ISN'T IT?
A Time Exposure
HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT ON THE EXAMS TODAY, TINY 2.
SAY 1 DIDN'T MAKE ANY
OF IT OUT
By Taylor
·ON MY YES-WHY I
DIDNT KNOW IT
UNTIL I SAW }. “(YOUR HAT!!]
A
WAS YOU FOR
A MINUTE
SEE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED MY MUSTACHE! WHAT COLOR DO YOU THINK) IT WILL BE WHEN IT GROWS UP?,
ADAM · AND EVA
HANNIBAL
THE FIVE EIGHTH
'I SUPPOSE
YOU REALIZE, HANNIBAL, THAT
BLOODHOUND YOU FELL DOWN
IS
ON THE JOB
STILL
¿YESTERDAMI
AW. MR.JJONES, GIVE HANNIDAL
ANOTHER # CHANCE.
NOW LOOK HEREL HANNIBAL, WE'VE GOT TO GET THÖSE BUBBLES BACK OR COLONEL BLING WONT INVEST
The Plot Thickens
SUCCEED. HANNIBAL AND YOU'LL GET A PLATE.. ¡OF FRIED TRIPE.
ALL FOR YOURSELF!
HANNIBAL SEEMS TO HAVE AN IDEA, MR.BOSCow!
ON THE
TRAIL
OF
THE
STOLEN
BUBBLES
DESPITE
HIS
|FAILURE
OF
YESTERDAY
AYLOR
By Martin
AT THE SPEED IT'S MAKING \NOW, I THINK IT WILL BE
GRAY!!
-HARTIN
By Cap Higgins
THERE'S WHERE YOUR
HIS REPUTATION IS AT STAKE., 19
MR. JONES
BUBBLES ARE.MR.JONES, YOU OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE TO HANNIBAL!
IT IS
EVIDENT WHO HANNIBAL
SUSPECT'S BUT ST
Colonel-
Bling IS
Getlist
RATHER
[DELICATE
GR-RR
MATTER!
HOWEVER
ADAM
WILL
CALL....
ON
COLONEL
BLING TOMORROW
FUNNY STORIES.
Kidnapping.
"Did you hear about the kid- napping last night, Mr. Weari how?"
"No, but I wish it had boen mine."
"What Would you liko somie-
one to steal your baby?
Oh, no I only wish it had been my kid napping."
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Can't Be Done.
They wore a rough lot at tho nining camp, and the minister located in the violnity alivost gave up his work in despair.
You should love your onomios ho romarkod to one of ble flock." "Can't was the laconio response, -"Why ?"
"Cos I shot the last one this morning."
"
Meaty.
"Why don't you buy your meat. off me now?" asked a butcher of one of his old customers who had recently taken to dosling with au opposition shop.
Well," replied the old woman "the last I had from you I could have soled my boots with."
'And why did you not do it 7 asked the butcher sarcastically.
So I would if I could have got the tacks to go through it." Collapse of the butchor.
What He Wanted.
"My brother-bought, a motor car here last week, said an angry man to the salesman who stopped up to groot him “and ho said you told him if anything broke you'd supply now parts."
"Certainly," said the clerk; what does he want?"
**Ho wants two new arms, one now log, one olbow; and about m half a yard of cuticle,' said åke
and he wante
man, once,-"
Hubby Scores.
them of
.
Wife: "It's about time our daughter was getting married.
Husband: "Well, lot hor. wait till the right man comes along.
Wife: "Why should she, I didn't "
One Way.
"I know a
man who made his fortune by running, a
ro-
staurant, where he sold tickets at fivo shillings each, entitling the holder to six meals. “
"That was extremely, cheap.. How could, he make a fortune under thouo conditions ?"
Easily enough.
The meals
were so bad that nobody came, back for a second."
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
SHUCKS! I NEVER
DID LIKE GRAMMER
ANYWAY!! ALL IT.
IS OVER AN OVER
IS PARSING, PARTS
OF SPEECH, NOUNS
AN ADJECTIVES- GOSH!
DOP, HELP ME OUT ON MY GRAMMER- "WHAT DO THEY MEAN
WHEN THEY ASK YA WHAT PART OF SPEECH
IS 'NOSE'?
Go to the Head of the Class
THEY WANTNO • KNOW WHAT VART. OF SPEECH NOSE'
IS
-IT AINT ANY ·
PART OF SPEECH!
WHAT MAKES INDUSTRIAK IT DISNT P
BY BLOSSER
BCAUSE YOU
SPEAK WITH YOUR
MOUTH!
FREE
SAMPLE TIN
IACTOGE
Mother-Book Fient: on/appllestion
Nestle Milk Co.
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