THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPIL, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER·
ALESMAN AM
WOTS YER FULL NAME,
MR. HOWDY?
SIT'S.
HOWDY SIR FULL OR SOBER.
"
I SOLD TH OLD BUS TO A FRIEND OF MINE THIS MORNING AND T WANT YOU TO DELIVER IT TO HIM RIGHT AWAY,
SAM
COZZ
HEY!
GUZZLEM AND
GOW
1923.
IF HE AINT HOME. RUN IT RIGHT INTO. HIS GARAGE
OH BOY-WATCH ME -HIT ER UP ON THIS
ROAD
HALT!
SPEED BMIT
400
MNES
IN
14 HOURS
70 MILES AN HOUR,
EH?
G'WAN-1 ONLY GOT A GALLON O' GAS IN THIS BOAT AN ALL
I CAN GET OUT OF IT IS 15
MILES TO TH' GALLON
SPEEDING EH?- JUST FOR THAT I'M GONNA LOCK YOUR
CAR UP FOR 60 DAYS
BUT IT AINT MY CAR-1 WAS JUST DELIVERING IT TO » TH' PARTY THAT · BOUGHT IT
JUST FOR THAT: I'M GONNA MAKE
IT 90
DAY'S
BUT THIS MAN WANTED IT SURE TODAY BECAUSE HE AND HIS WIFE ARE GONNA MAKE A TOUR.
ACROSS TH COUNTRY IN IT, STARTING TONIGHT
CAPT. „JUGEMALL
WE ARE
"PROTECTED BY
OUR OWN
DETECTIVE
AGENCY
SAY OFFICER-LOCK THAT CAR UP RIGHT
NOW SO I CANT CHANGE MY
MIND ABOUT IT BY THIS 50B. STUFF HE'S HANDING ME..
NOW-YOUNG FELLOW YOU GO RIGHT OVER TO
·TH MAN WHO BOUGHT THAT CAR, AND " TELL HIM WHAT I, CAPT. PERCY
JUGEMALL DID TO IT
PERCY JUGEMALL!
PLEASE
DO NOT
TIP. THE OFFICERS
THAT ARREST
YOU
WET
PAINT
'No Bins ALLOWED ROOM
AND BOARD
FARE
WE POSITIVE!
WILL NOT
ARREST ANY ONE UNDER
6 YEARS
OF AGE
CLOSED ALL DAY SUNDAY
WHY, YOU'RE TH' MAN GUZZ SOLD TH' CAR
TO
Page 10Page 11