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Roman was trying to speak, wi' his hands and feet in the front! reserve line, so to speak, whan the Captain, in order to get some ведае of the thing and get back as soon as possibla to his shanti, asked Robert to elucidate.. Was he cool, calm and collected then? My word, Mark Antony was a block of clear crystal Dairy Farm ice in emparison. But it was up to him as the only Eng- lishman (the Balian's mistake; no' mine) who could speak the lingo to get on wit the necessary explanations. After presenting the ace-farming patrician withe the nine of diamonds, the curse of Scotland, he broke in fluent noodle soup talk thus: Hub; Mon Signor. Carramba, per corps de Baceho, per corps de cigaretto, per corpadeCo-opto and per corps de everything else ob; in plain Seata !!!! --and that was the social finish of R.Me.W., linguist and lady-killer on that boat.
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Pherson's a very decent' respect- able man and the very first to take offence at such ill-timed and ill-mannered remarks. It may
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ALLEGED THEFT OF MOTOR CAR.
Accused Discharged. The hearing of a case in which a youth was charged with the theft of a seven seater raptor car, valued at $1,000, from So. 29 Irving Street, was concluded at the Magistracy Sesterday alternɔva.
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| MacPherson's like a lot more in will finish writing what has this world. he's inarticulate.been in my mind for months past, That's how some folks get a
Robert, I notice, when he's bard chance of making a living br up for a subject, age switches on writing to the papers. But, le: to strikes. Goodness only knows me tell ye that Robert has made he's had plenty of different kinds many a four pos for all that, only to choose from this while back
Three men were charged at first, kets of other folks you never but what annoys me me to hear of them. This man course, is his good old solid but two of them had been dischar for the gel awing to inadequate evidence. ineradicable regard f mine can at times jast be as
nered as the next, for all his inviolability of the home and the It was alleged that defendant with stand speeches. I mind fine how anctities of family life. I'd like three others stole the car at night oa one occasion MacPherson got to shake loose the bottom brick by removing the hinges of the door of the house in which it was kupt. The laugh at him. It was
of that grand old pile. Gourock just after my first baby
It bas often occurred to one and took it in parts to Canton. The was born. Robert, like most men that we womenfolk do not make vehicle was traced by the Police, * such a time, was no more the most of our opportunities. I'm but it had already been sold. collected than the best of them certain that if we cared to use the and the nurse had finally to put Powers we undoubtedly possess him cut on the street. After it we could quickly bring them to and be called the was all over he wouldas' take their senses a needless precaution in lo's of CANAS You'd agter wit me that time to put on his slippers but weaker sex no more.
Now as a domestic animal, as often as not there isns an kept running about the house like inch of love in a yard of conten.a chicken wi'it's head cut of 'till man, it will be admitted, is full of deficiencies. Ony stray cat or tina. But I must be careful. It's I began to think the house was Exclefechan, S.B.
often as well to know how to heton are. By and the doctor dog is more amenable to dis 7th December, 1920
tongue went out to hirs and from the cipline than be. The thickness Dear Mr. S...
Tare's lots of Editors that would way he wrung yon man's hand of his skin is only exceeded by the Yon speech of M: Mar do well to take that advice to one would have thought that he'd stiffness of his neck and his Whirter's must have settled in phan I've :11 Rabert that often brought along the infant in his exasperating untidiness only by his legs for he's not been thejes ogh I'm sat But I may as black bag sure enough. Nothing his colossal self-indulgence. Why same man since. At this minute | wei speak to the stones in the would satisfy him but he'd have their crazy ideas have been he's in the front bedroom bed with will be all the notice he ever to ran along to the MacPhersons tolerated for so long beats me.
Now the time has come for two hot water bozzles and a verre. The issuance of solemn and tell them the pers. That "bad cough, no to speak of a dis wafninga will be the death dona, Mac. had to dress himself womenfolks to get together. This turbance in his mil. Am I saliji, a
As I've etter and convor him to register the isthe age of triumphant feminism, no five minutes ago, when he said, pins of the trouble in the birth. He was that excite) as To-day we should be full of happened to mention between old world is produced by those Mar suid afteras la that be had revolutionary thoughts, and dire purposes should pulsate in our groans that he was feeling fine. who don't produce caything else. na' time or inclination to a good conscience was worth a There should be a close season the affair though they passed once peaceful bosoms. We should dozen hot water bottles. But this for folks like that. I would my plenty of opportunities and Mac have a Trade Union of our own. is the finish of his Elinburgh self suggest that is he confined wasna' blate at letting him know wit the right to strike, onyone onywhere, in the very jaunts. I'll see to that, A short between the dates of 2nd April the state of his throat. But Macd lie sometimes casts a long shadow, and 31st March of the next year. had the laugh at him in the bin-Brst article of our Constitution. Was discharged. He found that out the morning Then and only then would we derend for he told Mr. Mac-Some morning I hope to see our after he came home from you have a chance to get that peare Pherson afterwards, and of course, menfolks wake up to find them. meeting wi' his clothes mut from that all the fighters in the world as it was no secret she told me selves shirtless,collarless, bootless
that he was so upset when both and breakfastless. I would have AND SHANGHAI BANK. bead to fost and an impediment are clamoring for. in his mind. He let on to me 1 like the nerve of that man of of them burst into the registrar's it that there be a general downing
man, for Dividend for Half Year. before he set out that the only mine standitz up in a meeting office that he blurted out in his of saucepans if any
instance, starts asking for it. A The Directors of the Hongkong valid reason he had for spending and telling the Chairman how excitemea: "I want
lightning strike of the House-and Shanghai Banking Corporation perfectly good money this time on should be done and when and want
16. Des Yasa Road, wives' Self Protection Society anounce that, subject to audit. railway fare to Edinburgh was so how no to lose his head. There to a child!" And that's the man declared through the night would be dividend for the half year end. that he could pay his insurance are occasions other than public that has the
Nutmakers' Meeting be the only thing to bring them ing 31st December, 120 will pro- premium. I sugeated sending meetings when men discover that up in the money through the post their brains function in a agro-and tell them how to behave to their senses. Husbands beware.bably be £5 per share.
Let any of you be thoughtless Bonus in addities to Dividend E but he
think pated fashion. It dozens' need a Ye see this week I'm getting a
a man bit of my own back. Just the immersed in the details of the Add to Silver Beserve
enough to become too deeply per share. that wit the present Govern-1 biz audience to cause ment in power and they being standing
Fund.
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wet
I want to give birth
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Magistrate Orme: You have not Inspector Kent: Yes. The com the necessary evidence?
defendant convicted. plamsat does not wish to see the
ics the Me Tinson, solicites
I ask present owner of the car: your Worship to order that the custody of the car be translened to my client, who bought it from one! of the privious defendants. Perhaps| your Worship will hand over the The Magistrate complied with receipt produced in Court to me. Me Tinson's request. Defendant
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in perpendicular other day I heard him chuck-test divorce case when there is reckless spenders it would maybe position to crumple up like a dirtyling in the midst of writing a baby to bold, dishes to wash or Write of Bank Premises 1,000,000
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$2,000.000
amend the Bank Ordinance in or
hitg what be better if he took it him-ilaisy and mumble like a moon-and when asked
knives to clean. Vengeance will Carry forward to dest ado all I got in self. He may as well have said struck esilar. It's no' the first time was
be swift and decisive. The house-
year about.......
3,300,000 that he'd got an invitation to I've seen the calm and collected reply "legs." I suppose hold business of the community The Directors further anaɔusce dine wi the Admiral of the Swiss MacWhirter look like a first class he was airing some of his know will come to a prompt standstill. that they bare resolved to approach The one excuse would pork pie and the audience could ledge, maybe firsthand for all The many will suffer for the sins the Hongkong Government to Navy. have been as handy as the other be counted on the one hand of a know to the contrary, of what he
of the one. The neighbourhood man that had four of his fingers thinks he knows of the present will witness the scarry of mendes to provide for an increase of as far as I was concerned so i raised no more objections. I've removed by a crane accident fashions. There's no a bit of
folks seeking out the offending Capital, and will recommend at an been married to Robert Mac-in Edinburgh Royal Infirmary. use of him and his kind getting Whirter for close on thirty years I nind fine of once coming out excited about short skirts and that he may be brought to Extraordinary General Meeting of I realise y limitations. So to Hongkong in an Italian boat the like. From personal observa reason. Then only by a general Shareholders to be called later, the and generous distribution of creation of 40,000 new Shares of and MacWhirter, on the strength tion I should say that men as a The next morning brought the of once living next door to an whole have put up wi' the skirt beads, jade jumpers and other $125 each to be issued to Share-
tokens of contrition сад the newspaper and my good man in icecream shop that mostly sold shortering tendency of late wi domestic machinery be set creak-the proportion of one new share to holders at the price of £70 each in the order mentioned. The paper hot peas and vinegar, started to remarkable tolerance, aye evening once more.
three old shares. had in an account of his speech lat on that he knew the spaghetti wi' kindly interest. So far, I've Up the downtrodden, down wi' to the Bolt, Nut and Screw Society line of chatter and he was quite seen none of them going about in and MacWhirter had in him more a favourite in the officers mess blinkers to prevent the downward repression and here's to freedom
for all! whiskey than was good for him and wi' the ladies when they glancing eye, nor have any of even at that early hour, no to were putting away their ma-them, to my knowledge, become speak of the seeds of double caroni. Wall, as I was saying, a vegetarian from superfluity ofĮ pneumonis and a ruined, tweed all went well sill some disused fatted calf.
off he went.
Yours truly JANET MacWHIRTER.
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suit. As I said before short Roman Count started in to in- Now I don't see ony logica!! lie often means a big doctor's-crease the family exchequer by reason why the sexes should be this I mean a doctor's big bill-for taking good money off the pass-looked at differently in our doctor could easily get into engers at poker. Now Robert is matter of the display of limbs. the ben bouse witbout cricking handier as the Devil's Books than In Scotland this summer it has
Representatives of the great the gentle little laxatives Pink- bis neck. And that, Mr. 5-wi visiting cards and it happened appeared to be quite seemly for Fowers in Madrid, led by Colonel attes dispel constipation and is how I happen to be putting pan one night that when an orphan men to go about in knicker Willard, the American Ambas- flatulence, cure biliousness, sick to paper this day.
ace appeared on the scene Robert bockers and parade their no-sador, have prepared a warning headaches, liverishness, coated This speechifying business just didna" like the introsion, so to speakable abanks so that all to Spain, to the effect that they tongue, ill-smelling breath, clear makes me fair mad. Oratory to speak, and there was a row. The may behold and be amused (or view with disfavour, the attempts the skin of pimples and blotches. of certain elements in the Spanish Of dealers, or for 60 cents the me is just talk wi' its Sunday caplain was sent for and in about amazed.) Ás ству woman clothes on. I've often heard it ten seconds the smell of garlic in knows, in this connection, this Cortes to strangle foreign enter vial, post free, from The Dr. said that speech was given to yon smoking room would have tendency is the very reverse of prise in Spain through high taxa-Williams Medicine Co., 96 Sze-
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