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LITTLE FOLKS' CORNER.

ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS.

MR. TINGALING'S SUIT.

What is the secret of the com. edian? How does he make you langh? The Special Correspond-se dis ent of the Dolly News who

60 d/s is investigating this problem dis- cusses the art of George Rober. Everyone likes a fool-if he is foolish enough. That is why everyone likes George Rober. He is the Perfect Fool.

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George Robey, Who Fools to Perfection.

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No one can be too grateful to him. He makes it possible for the rest of us to behave like re asonable people. Without Robey, we should all be compelled to ha fools.

He saves the situation. He ex- presses not only his own fool- ishness, but ours as well-better than we could. Thanks to him, there is no need to do silly things. He does them all for you.

And he does them perfectly. He is subtle. Although perhaps the greatest of the mirth-makers, he never laughs himself. Like jeveryone else. he takes pains. to keep up the. illusion that he isn'i fool. He is indignant if you laugh at him. Little Tich makes you laugh by laughing

himse{i. at

Robey makes you laugh by asking you by begging you-not to laugh.

WHIMSICAL ELABORATION."

He finds the audience roaring at his grotesque love-making. At once he breaks of, and walks to the front of the stage to appeal for silence.

**Please!" (Laughter.)

*Please!" (More laughter.) "I beg you! Consider met Consider my position" (Loud laughter.)

He looks hurt. I was just thinking," he complains, "that

was Owen Nares-and you spoilt it all! Still louder laughter.

He looks severely at the audience. At any rate," he says sternly, be good enough to temper four hilarity with a madicum of reserve. ¡Parox- yems of boughter, varied with eries of "Good old George!") That last remark is typical of him. He likes long wond. He enjoys talking like Victorian Herder-writer-Wen be is

annoyed with комерие

who persis: in asking questions. he says pompously. "I shall reply to you in a minute other than in the manner, prescribed by the social amenities" (Laughter.) He revels in whimsical elabora- tion. "I won't call you a liar. but you're certainly suffering from an impediment in your truth." (Laughter.) He refuses to allow a policeman to be merely ja policeman. He must become "a short whiskerei minion of the

When Oliver Oziele, the tailor of Maple-Tree Flats, asked Tingalaw." (Laughter.)

ling the fairy landlord, if he wouldn't like to take the rent out in trade Tingaling hardly knew what to say, because, you see, he had to hand his rents over to the Fairy Queen, and, if Oliver made him

A TYPICAL TOUCH.

He can even make capital out He says some-

a new suit, he couldn't very well send his old one in the big pocket of the audience. -book with the rest of the rent money and say, This is Olize:thing grotesque, and a woman-in- the stalls--completely overcome Orioles rent!"

-laughs in a shrill crescendo. She'd think Mr. Tingaling had suddenly lost his senses, and sure] Most comedians would be satisfied as to morrow is Friday, she'd send another fairy landlord to the with that. But not Robey. At Land-of-Dedr-Knows-Where, and our little fat friend would be out once he imitates the laugh-

perfectly. Then the whole house

Si a job.

"Why don't you wish to pay me the money?" asked Tinguling answering Oliver's question by asking one himself.

**

Because haven't any, or very little." answered Oliver.

Why, as Nick and Nancy No money!" exclaimed Tingaling. and I came along your branch, the bark was worn clear off by your customers. I just said you must have about a million."

"Yes," said Oliver, "that's true, but they're all second-handers. They get their new clothes from Rubadub in Scrubelp Lend in the

An understanding smile spread over Tingaling's face and he laughed until his bells jingled.

early spring, and all I get are the do-overs. Mostly it's putting in gassets, for the birds and animals stuff so after they arrive here. their gizzards-beg your pardon-stick out like pop-corn balls, and they come to get let but."

An understanding smile spread over Tingeling's face which grew broader and broader until he broke into a merry laugh and

sbook until his bells jingled.

"I'll declare!" cried he." aren't you the smart one though? How did you guess what I needed? I'm getting so stout from being asked out to meals that I need about six gussets. I'm sure the Fairy Queen wouldn't mind that, for she agreed to keep the liveries of all her helpers in repair."

So Oliver Oriole measured Tingaling while the twins looked on

(To be continued to-morrow.)

roars.

Perhaps he reaches the climax of his art in a burlesque boxing match with an imaginary For about five minutes opponent. he says nothing, but all the time his audience are helpless with laughter. There is a typical Rober touch. When he is running round the ring in an effort to avoid his opponent, a bell rings. At once he increases his pace. The last lap!

It will be a sad day whet George Robes really approaches his last lap. No longer will it be possible to be comfortable spec- tators of our own foolishness. We shall be in the desperate position of having to make perh other laugh. George Robey can't be spared.

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