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The Calony of anered apes known n Monkey Hill is one of the most- popular features of the London Zoo. It may be the attraction of disgust, but the fact remains that the surrounding parapet is always crowded by eager sightseers of all ages, types and conditions of either sex.
HONG KONG DAILY PRESS, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1932.
**DUTCH** SMITH AND F. SIMAIKA -
TO GIVE DIVING DISPLAYS TO-DAY
"Butch" Smith and F. Simaika, the well-known swimmers who are on their way to Manila and Aus- tralia, had their first tryout in the Colony, at the Chiness Bathing Club's Pier, under the coaching of
Mr. Summari!.
The two men used their own diving board which has accom- The attraction, on the other hand,panied them at the way from Los
Angeles. possibly arises from the appalling
Their first diving exhibition will closeness to humanity which dis-take place at the Chinese Bathing tinguishes many of the manners and Club Pier tonight at 8.0 p.m. customs of the inhabitants of the followed by two others on Wednes- colony, and as I myself watched! day and Thursday nights at the
same time. their quaint parodies of us lords of creation the other afternoon. sono freak of the imagination drew my mind into a channel of thought that filled me with horror.
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ADVENTURES OF A SCOTTISH DOCTOR
PACIFYING THE KRU-TRIBES
IN LIBERIA
TO-DAYS WIRELESS
PROGRAMME.
BROADCAST BY Z.BW. ON 355 METRES
11 to 11.30 am-Stock and ex-
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The supervision of an inter-tribal peace ceremony, during which four chiefs ate Kola nut with pepper and 11.30 am.-Chinese programine. salt on the edge of a razor-blade, 12.30 p.m.-European programme of was one of the quser adventures f which befell Dr. Melville D. Mac kenzie, a Scottish doctor on the League Secretariat, during his ro cent visit to Liberia as Special Commissioner of the League of Nations Council.
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1,30 p.n-Rugy Press nawa, oke. A relay of the Rotary Club Tin Speech from the Glouées- Lt.- ter Building Restaurant. Col. H. L. Marrow an "The Industrial Position in Grent Britain."
His task there, carried out after with the Liberian "Dutch" Smith
won the 1979 consultation Olympic High Diving Champion Government, was to pacify the Kru ship at 14s Angeles and cane tribes, whe, having come into con- second in the Spring Board Cham-Het with the government and with 5 to 7 pm-Chinese_programme. pionship.
F. Suaika, who represented Egypt in the 19 Olympics at Am. sterdam came second to Desjar. i found infielf wondering what dines in the High Diving Cham my existence would be like if some pionship, and third in the Spring malignant fairy, whom I might have Board Championship, and for the last four years has held the United offended unwittingly, were to wavd her wand and translate me into the, States National Diving Champion. semblance of one of those whom ship. He is also the holder of the was watching, complete with fur.1 metre and Spring Board Chura cape to cover my shoulders ade pionships. quately and in every outward and visible respect Indistinguishable from my neighbours on Monkey Hill, W. P. LOXLEY & CO but retaining such mental powers,
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the coming of winter must drive me inside during the next few weeks.
Comfort lay the probability sensibilities, knowledge and methat madness would bring merciful mental release by that time, but even that comfort was dissipated as I watched by a sudden and up parently reasonless quarrel which broke out among the apes. With out any noticeable warning, the colony surged into conflict, fighting each other tooth and nail, and with in moments scarcely an individual' apo had a whole akin.
mories as I may at present possess,
I could see myself frantically trying to convoy to the world some sign that would call attention to my unhappy state, the sole result, of course, being that peals of laugh ter from adults and children alike I would be evoked by "that absurdly
funny monkey.".
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I presume that my simian require ments in the way of food could be
Such an upheaval could scarcely assuaged by the nuts and bananas appeal to any individual combatant, generously bestowed by visitors but still they fought. If I wore and that in the course of time I among them, the casus helli cer would school myself to eh what-tainly would not appeal to me, but ever fond is officially provided, even I should probably have to join in qualifying for my share by un unicas I wished the entire commu- dignified scrambler when necessary nity to turn and rend me.
My mind was even more exer cised, however, by the question of shelter and the horror of crawling into one of these noirome-looking eaves at nightfall. Even if I decid- ed for the present to "sleep out,"
As I took advantage of the un- reality of my, thoughts and walked homerrards, I rejoiced to think that, in spite of our likeness to apes, we humans have a League of Nations to try and restrain us from a ten- deney to revert to type..
each other, had fled into the bush. Forty-four towns had been burned | and at least 13,000 men, women and children were in a state of advanced starvation.
A Peacemaker.
(2 pim. (approx.).—Close down.
to 10.30 p.m.-European pro
grauume.
17 p.m.Stock quotations, elę.
7.03 to 7.20 p.m.-Orchestral pro- grjsme supplied by Mesars. Thang Pink Phung C "Marche Slave " (Tschaikow: sky)-Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra under the direction of Leopold Stokowski.-6513. "Martha" Overture (Plotow),
Dr. Mackenzie's report on his mis- | is interesting and picturesque, Hs ion (Allen and Unwin. Price l.) succeeded in stopping all fighting and in disarming the natives: he settled tribal quarrels about land, and the possession of women, CRB0cs and palm trees; he set the natives on to the work of boundary-marking and house. building, and carried out the first a land survey ever made in those parta
-Victor Symphony Orchestra. --33916.
p.m.-Lacal time and weather
report.
7.20 to 9 p.m.-A. relay of " Vien- nese Nights" froin the Queen's Theatru by courtesy of the Management.
The settlements reached are pro- visional for one year, but by that time it is hoped that the plan for international assistance to Liberis, ; now being prepared by a League Committee on which the United, 0 to 9.45 p..- States of America is also represent- ed, may be in force;
The British Government, which was especially interested in Dr. Mackenzie's mission, owing to the danger of the unrest spreading from the Era tribes in Liberia to the Kru tribes in Sierra Leone and the Gold Coast, granted him special facilities.
Dr. Mackenzie's report was dis cussed in Geneva recently and he was publicly congratulated by the Council on the excellent work het had done under very difficult condi itions.
A Wagner Programme.
30 ow'ge Nacht." Gunnar Graarud Nanny Larsen Fod. son and Rudolf Bockelmann.
3. "Neid'sche Wache-Nanny Larsen-Tadser and Guntr Graarad.
4. Was turbo dem Ted,"
Gunnar Graarud, Nanny Lar- sen-Talsm and Anny Helm
5.
Woone hehistes Welen.". Gunnar Grnarud. Nanny Lar. sen-Todson and Anny Helm. The Valkyries-The Ride of the Valkyrics." Sir Henry J. Wood conducting the New Queru's Hall Orchestra,
0.45 to 10.15 p.19.
Instrumental.
Violin Solo Caprice" (Ogsrow? Violin Solas (n) "The Bee " (Schubert), (b) "Waltz in D Tint" (Chopin), -- Alexander Schmidt.--20814.
Piano Solo~" Under the Paima.”
(Albeniz).
Piano Soln -- "Cradle Song " (Drulims). Alfred Cortot." - 1271.
'Celle Solo-"Serman Napole
tana" (Sgambati).
'Cellà
Solo Intermezzo" (Vivaldi), Pablo Casals-1342,
Piano Solo Paganini Etude in E Flat Major (Liszt-Busoni). Piano Solo" Danse Exolique
25
(Horowitz Demony).—- Vladimir | Horowitz.-1469.
Violin Solo-"Letter of Love"
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Violin
Solo-At Evening" (Friml-Krame)-Mischa Elman,
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Variety.
Song- "Meon Song." - Trene
Beasley-V-40120.
Humorous Song "Taught Me How to Play the Second Fid- dle. Frank Crumit.-99959, Fox Trot"Louisiana."— Paul Whiteman, and his Orchestrn- @1438.
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The Great Love Duet.
Song-My Bro Ered Jane."
Jimmie Rodgers.-233-40.
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