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HUMOUR: ANCIENT AND MODERN.
The modern girl remembers her first kiss about as long she remen- beraber first husband
"What's all the crowd'so excited about?"
A horse dropped dead. He saw another horse and was seated to death,"
My dear, I feel I ought to have more scope, more independence in life, you know.'
Well, precious, why don't you
get married !"
Lat Student: Say, eat I have about 20 m-m-minutes of your t timri
2d: Sure, what do you want 1 1st: B-bout f-f-fifteen minutes' -conversation.
Mother was leaving little Edith in charge of a neighbour while she went shopping. Now be a good girl" she said.
Yes, mummy," promised Edith." and don't what?"
Booster-See the large building on our right ?
Stranger-Yes.
"Did you notice it was on our heft when we ente down town? Well, that gives you some idea how quickly our city changes."
Her Father-My boy, I like you, and 1 want you to marry my girl. But have you spoken to her mother about it?"
Suitor-No, sir.
Her Father-Then,sto make it a sure thing for you, I'll oppose the match.
"Mr. Sorrell proposed to me mo- ther.'
"And you nccepted him, I hope," "No mother. I muld never love ann with red hair."
But, my dear girl, you should consider the fact that he has very Tittle of it."
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Jack had just asked Jill to marry him, and she murmured "Yes."
*fnek, dear," she ventured after a long silence, am I the only girl
The young man's arms tightened about her.
"Jill," he interrupted fiercely. don't ask me whhther you are You the only girl I ever loved. know it as well as I do."
That wasn't what I was going to say at all, Jack," she answered,
I was going to ask you if I was the only girl who would have you."
A Scot went to London, and, de-! sirous of seeing the Marble Arch, asked the conductor of the 'bus how, much the fare would be.
The conductor replied, Two. pence." Sandy reflected, and de- cided to follow the 'bus.
The 'bus was held up several times, and, panting hard, Sandy inanaged to keep up with it for about a mile.
How much" now ?" asked the Seat brightly.
Threrperame the reply. This bus ain't goin to Marble! Arch. It's goin the opposite
way
The visitor handed his enrd to Jane Annie, fresh from the coun- try, and the domestic read it with
awe.
This way, your nobleness," she marmured. and showed the Duke of Dilkington into the cold and cheerless drawing-room, where, of use, ale had omitted to make
a fre
Then, breathless and Bustered. she dashed up to her mistress. "The Dook o' Dilkington to stú
"she gasped.
"At you. marm," least, that's wot 'e see 'e is. Shall I go down a fight the liar?"
Hier mistress stared,
Jane Annie, she said, sternly, What do you mean? The Duke is a very old friend of mine."
"Beg pardon, murm," said ex- cited servant. "I mean, shall I go down and light the fire 7"
CROSSWORD PUZZLE.
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3
15
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19
120
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27
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Horizontal.
1. To cut. 4.-Musical note. 8.-Bird's stomachy" 11. Carried out orders.
13-Showing radiance. 15.---By.
16.-Marked by grace. 18-Symbol for argent. 19.---Aloft.
1.-Mountain lake.
22-Bristle.
21-Accustomed,
26.A dry granulated starch.
28. Twelve hundred.
20.-Scorches...
31.-Fetter.
33-Masculine pronoun,
31.-Buts of tools.
20.-Regrets.
39.-Father.
40.- fruit.
42-Simultaneous discharge of
artillery.
43.-City of Finland.
47.-South Sen canoc.
40.-To bellow.
50.-To steer close to wind.
52. To venture.
34.-Jumbled type.
55-Plural ending.
68-Nutriment.
59.-Negative. 61.-Territory.
67.-Looped.
65,-Kind of cloth.
68.-Exclamation.
67,-Mineral.
Vertical.
1.-Large serpent. 2.--Dull. 3.-Part of" to be." 4.-To thaw. 5.-Thoughts.
-Clamour, 7-To hurry 8-Parts of a play. 9.-Pronoun.
10. To seize ridely.. 12.-Old time pronoung 14-To follow by tracks. 17-To icize. 20.-Top.
23-Type measure, $4.-Pronoun,
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23.-To fall in drops, 27.-Burden. 30.--Stride. 3.- Reloved. 35.-Herring-like fab. 37.-To spill: 28.-Whiter. 39.-Mistreats. 41.To wander. 13-orc self-pleased: 41.-Conjunction. 45.-Belonging to.
48.-Pience for contest. 51.--Market.
53-Poetic for enough.
37-Ship's journal,"
56.-Toward.
GO.-Poem.
62.-Earth goddess' (variant).
6 %.Thun.
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YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION.
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THE HONG KONG DAILY PRESS, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1929.
-SNAPSHOTS OF A MAN CLEANING HOUSE
REFLECTS THAT WITH THE FAMILY RETURNING T- "MORROW, HE'D BETTER CLEAN UP THE HOUSE A UTTLE
PICKS UP ACCUMULATION:
OF NEWSPAPERS FROM FLOOR AND CHAIRS
MAKES GET FOR FIRST TIME IN TWO WEEKS, BY FULLING BLANKET UP OVER IT
REMEMBERS HE HASN'T WATERED PLANTS FOR TWO-WEEKS AND HASTILY DUMPS PAPERS ONTO CHAIR AND FLOOR.
19-12 (Comyrisht, 1979, by The Bell Syndicats, Inc.)
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
The story of the frustraiton of a financial denius by a girl.
WANDERS AROUND WAYING A DUST CLOTH AIMLESSLY
IN LIVING ROOM
DECIDES TO BE THOROUGH AND SWEEPS EVERY- THING FROM MIDDLE OF FLOOR TO UNDER, COUCH
VARNER BROS, LATEST SDCCESS
LIONA MOUSE
MAY MCAVOY LIONEL BARRYMORE
A WARNER BROS PRODUCTION
AT THE
QUEEN'S TO-DAY & TO-MORROW
At 2.30, 5.10, 7.15 & 9.20.
A
THINKS HOW PLEASED WIFE WILL BE THAT HE KEPT THINGS
SO NEAT
WATERS FLOWERS AND COLLECTS-POH TRAYS. EMPTIES THEM ALL INTO
·ONE TRAY, WHICH HE EMPTIES INTO FIREPLACE: ( AND PART- LY ONTO FLOOR)
GLUYAS WILJANS
SPORT AND ATHLETICS.
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PERAK KOCKEY ASSOCIATION.
ARCHERY AT TAIPING,
HER MAJESTY-HELEN!
The Indian Association, Taiping. In viewing the women's tennis The half-yearly meeting of the season of 1990 we find Helen Wills Perak Hockey Association was held was the scene of a sensational per formance of rare feats of archery even more securely than ever en- recently and Mr. V. G. Savi preby Brahmachari Vijaipal Sinha, a throned na undisputed champion of sided. It was reported that the As boy of about 15, of Biralsi Guru Sinha's feats in- sociaton's financial position was Kula, Bengal. the world. Helen Wills, lacking sound, they having a credit ba- cluded severing small rods, break- nothing in the mechanical perfec-lance 8388. The election of office ing one, two and four threads re- tion of her all-around gamy, does,bearers resulted. as follows: Mr. spectively, at the end of each of however, lack a show personality. V. G. Savi, president; Messrs. T. which was suspended a small ball, G. McHenne, A. B. Jordan, Dato shooting with the back to the target, Her mechanical strokes leave her Panglima of Kinta, Campbell and shooting blindfolded, in the dark gallery cold She has set a very lareira vice-presidents; Mr. L. A and with hands and legs. high level in women's tennis and M. Wilson, secretary; committee, she keeps ber game at a consistent
Mesare. Byers, Hay, Palmer, level. I know of no athlete, ex Noakes, Allin and Fleming; selec cept Bobby Jones, who is
so consis tently good na Helen Wills, and tion committee, A. Moreira, E. I believe it is due to his flawless Allin, T. MeHeane, J. C. style, The highest lights, in the Mathieson and A. B. Jordan. international tennis world during the 1920 season are the following:
The greatest upset-The elimina two deuce sets of 8/8 each before Lion .of Senorita D'Alvarez, yielding; and the bitterust disap Spanish champion, by Mrs. Melipointment when in the U.S., cham- qaham of England in the early pionships she fell a victim to Mollä stages of the Wimbledon tourney. Mallory, whom Helen Wills crushed For three years Senorita D'AL in the next round without the loss varez has been considered second
of a game. only to Helen Wills. "Close obser- vers of the sport disccunt her poor showing at Wimbledon and still consider the Spanish girl the se cond best.
The greatest sensation-The gud- den rise of Mrs. Phoebe Watson of England from comparative obscurity to the exalted position of finalist in the United States Nation al Championships, where she made a determined stand against Helen "Wills, losing 6/4 6/2, «°
The most sensational tennis and the bitterest disappointment-Fur- nished by Betty Nuthall, 18-year old British girl. The greatest ten- is when in the Wightman Cup matches she forced Helen Wills to (Continued on next Column).
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The stendiest improvement-Seen in the game of Helen Jacobs who went to the finals in the Wimbledon tournament.
The rising champion-Sarah Pal frey of Boston, who exhibited a game so well grounded, so cleverly executed as to leave no doubt that she is destined for the top. Bill Tilden, mastermind of tennis,
real "comer. picks Sarah as
EUGBY IN PERAK.
The first inter-district rugger match of the season was played at Telok Anson between Kinta and Lower Perak, and a fast game end- ed in a win for the former by eight points (a goal and a try) to noth- ing. Both tries were scored by Ro bertson, who has begun this season much more "promisingly than the
last.
The forwards were somewhat un- methodical, and did not seem to have properly settled down. They also lacked a good lender.
BOWLS RESULTS.
The London Parks B.A, tauring team, playing at the Whitehouse and Grange Club, Edinburgh, against the Edinburgh and Leith Ex-Presidents' B. A., lost by 144 to 87. The only London rink to will was skipped by S. Birch (Vaux ball), he beating Dr. J. Orr (White- house and Grange) by 21-17.
In the third round of the wo- The dark horse Mary Greef of men's handicap at Kingston Can- Kansas City, who went four bury, Mrs. T. Smurthwaite (ove rounds in the U.S. National tour-3), beat Mrs. C. J. Courtney (owe. ney and sprung a surprise by de- 4), by 21-20. Mrs. Courtney skip leating Sarah Palfrey, yet does not ned the winning pair in the wo show as great potential possibili- men's competition trial at Kings- tica as Sarah.
and gives her three years more which to mature.
ton.
THE WOMAN'S CORNER.
SINS OF THE MOTHERS.
[Br ETHEL MANNIN, THE
NOVELIST.]
The affair of a young girl who recently drowned herself in distress at her mother's well-meaning at tempts to frustrate her love affair is one of those constantly recurring tragedies of youth from which no one ever appears to learn a lesson. In this particular tragedy it was stated, in evidence, that the girl had cried to her friends of her mo thor's interference. The heart- broken. mother-no less tragic than the girl herself-explained that as her daughter had complained to her of her sweetheart's conduct she felt he was not a suitable person to be "walking out" with her daughter.
When, "oh when, will human be inge cedar torturing each other for their own alleged good? When will age remember "what it means to be young and in latel
We do not love people for the good in them, nor can we cease to fove them when we discover the bad in them. The girl in this story of love evidently had no illusions about her lover; she had herself complained to her mother of his behaviour.
She was wounded and unhappy, and her love was drained of joy but pain and disillusion could not destroy her love-for she was a wo- TOT man, and women have a peculiar
gift for loving selflessly like that.
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Because she loved, she could not endure that any one should attempt to come between her and her lover; she was young, and a woman, and in love, and death was preferable to parting from the beloved.
That may sound melodramatic; it may be old-fashioned it, may be trite, it may be a cliche, but it is nevertheless most profoundly true, that youth will be served against all the counsels of age, against all argumenta, against all quotations of experience.
daughters nearly insane by their eriticisms of those daughters' hus bands. They would no glad to see the young women part from their busbands, regardless, of the fact that the young women themselves are devoted to the men of their choice, in spite of their obvious faults. People say to me, when I say this kind of thing: "But sup posing when your own daughter is grown up you see her failing in love with some one unworthy are you going to stand by and see her spoil her life? Wouldn't you do. For in the end none of us 25 anything about it!" rational; we all act according to the dictates of our emotions;
commonsense
And I tell them that I would not
'age does fewer irrational and do anything about it; for the sim-
foolish things it is because it has fewer emotions; it is tired and a little spiritless, less vibrantly alive.
Yet fond, anxious parents still strive to fashion their children's lives, regardless of the fact that the thing cannot be done. We have our own lives to make, whether we Are young or old; we make them for good or ill, and no one can help us.
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ple reason that there would not be anything to do that I or any one short of God Himself could do. I might say to my daughter that the THE LION AND THE MOUSE. man she loved was worthless-I might even succeed in convincing May McAvoy and Lionel Barry- her of the fact; but if she really more bead the all-star cast of "The loved him, that would not cause Lion and Mouse," which is showing her to stop loving him. Indeed, at the Queen's Theatre. being a woman, it is highly pro "The Lion and the Mouse" bable that she would love him still recounts the clever ways and means more, aching for the weakness in adopted by Shirley Ross, known as him.
the "Mouse," in taming the finan- And I would sooner that she liv-cial "lion," "Ready Money ed knowing love that was bitter: Ryder and saving her father and sweet, or even love that was all winning the young man of her bitter, than that she died and knew choice.
Lionel Barrymore in well cast as nothing of love at all.
master of men, and My McAvoy is the coy and clever maiden who gets what she wante
The Lion and the Mouse great success on the American stage and it has gained in its transfer to the screen.
Youth will be served-or die of hungering. All that well-meaning parents do in their attempts to shape their children's lives-dictate to them when and where they should
It will be a happier world when the stern. or should not love, choose their media for happiness for them-is parents in general, and mothers in to worry them to death, sometimes, particular for they are the chief as in his present, pitiful instance offenders-cease trying to run their literally.
children's lives for them, for with the best intentions in the world it cannot be done."
I know personally not one, but several mothers who drive their
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