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I met my old pal Phil Armonik the other day. (He is second gou sin to Phil Garhick.) His first words to me. were: What's all this I hear about the Geisha 1, with a sight touch of indignation
voico. replied with briel counter-question: Which Geisha As auntier of fact, my mind at the moment was occupied in working out a new idea for dis.. tributing water by pareekpost, and
I did not quite which on as it
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Phil Armonik was rather inpati ent, "You know what I mean, said he "what do you mean
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All I said wis nowadays.
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awful thud. That's why we do as we do see! A little grease paint, a few wigs and comic costumes, and az audience who know what we are trying to do even if we don't do it, and success is assured-that is onlees you are going to crab things deliberately for us."
THE
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PUNKAH.
That poem was by Miss Pauline Leader. And here are two more by Miss Kathleen Tankers Young.
ATAVISTIC CAINLE
mrud pots
did this where lavender stronks prismaticly over waste, olive where lizards go spontaneously s
vajes lead nowhere. nihilistic
gesture of despair with corduroy
miment.
For soul
IMPRESSION
they get pools
O sapphire with diamond dust in eyes, where nevada runs like Asphalt
ventipedelike
trains craw on spatial infinitude, they get that way when crank sky of jenou yways dizzily
and dust clouds rise: not even sabuara prays for man where eat waves heup horizon.
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purity of hones,
ypa decorate the octoroon land. If any reader can make head or tail out of all this, then I will pay for a box at the first performance of The Gemah.
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to pass an exemplary sentence on the unfortunate wretches who have themselves neglected to provide with dainty bathing-costumes, with shoes and cap to ratch. Well, bit short-sighted. possibly a121 IL
up I have seen some European girls on our bathing-beaches who uy have been dressed in a fashion that even a Castle Peak motorist eould not bhish at if he tried, but from what I would see what they had on was nothing to talk about. Some of these young ladies should make first-class divers. Why Be- chase to dive wed you must have a good "take-off":
Query: Should it be Castle Peek motorists?
Heard at Repulse Bay Youth: Can I get you a spot of food?"
thr: No, thank you; some. body's getting me something."
Youth: Have a gasper," then " I have just had one, thank you."
Youth: Er-may I have the next dance ?!
Girl So sorry. I never dinge." Youth; I say, you do make "life difficult, don't you?"
George P. Bottlethwaite, creep- That was a very sad story, tolding up the stairs to his flat with in the police-court this week about his shoes in his hand. Jong past motorists being shocked at seeing midnight, reflected naked people baching in a pond Now I begin to understand why there are an many accidents on the Castle Peak Road. If motorists kept their eyes where they should he that
11!} that higany is having one wile too many. Monogamy. George, thought. in vertar instances is the sauno thing
"Madam," retorted the Candi-
"Listen to me," broke in Phil. What you said was plenty; don't say it again. And don't try to put nay of that high-brow bunk, across wither, because I won't take it, ser We're going to playThe Geisha wherler you like it or not, and you know darn we that if it was a choies between listening to The Amorous Goldfish, and the icon Tight Sonata, you would be on the side of the fish-you poor fish
But the only object I had in Don't argue about it." con-
13. on the rond--they This is an election story from tinced Phil Armonik. You know perfectly well that if we tried to would not be vexed by the Venues home,
A certain Candidate had been tackle the classic concert-platformand Adoniees disporting themselves
in the muddy pool near Nathan heckled incessantly by a woman. ktuff we would come down with an
Road. However, even st posing 3 Finally, she pushed herself forward an is such an expert driver that from the crowd and shouted: "I he can afford to take the risk of I were your wife I'd give you turning his eyes from the road to poison!" the pond he is passing what then? "fearfully Is there anything 30 frightfully shocking about a naked human body 7 In Japan, so I am seen but not Bat my dear Phil" I said, "it told, the oude is
alt- subtle distinction is not what I said, it is what other looked
but he was gone which will be quite lost on motor- people before I could complete the senists whose nerves tence. The same evening 1 saw when they pass the mud-gond near him going home with a bundle of Nathan Road. A friend of mine
a Japancao-was once going along granopheng records under his arm, evidently getting ready to swot a country road when he saw
woman having a bath in front of her cottage. He nodded and smiled amiably as he passed, but the bather-knowing that according to Japanese etiquette a woman should make profound how to a man who salutes her quite enimly rose from her tub, stood holt upright, and bowed solemnly to the passing stranger in acknowledgment of his kindly salution. Then she sat down in her tub again and continued to enjoy herself!
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his part.
Speaking of high-brews, here is a choice example of modern poetry, clipped out of a Magazine of New Rhythms." and it is not the only beautiful thing in the issue. I can
issure you.
POEM.
Across the morning I spear the articulate flight of bird and make of it the design of my private dis guise against the uncertain morn ing.
all are
upset
!!
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date quietly, after a searching glance at the woman, "if I were your husband I'd take it!"
The orderly sergeant was making a round of the mess at dinner-the other day.
"Any complaints?" he demand
ed.
The young private stepped for ward nervously.
Please,
the sergeant, it's soup," he stammered. "It tastes funny!"
The sergeant bristled. "Then why in the name of Heck don't you laugh?' he bellowed.
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I read Businesman's letter growling about telephone delaye (Once, the earth hanging half- That's the proper spirit" seen with interest, and the only conclu. Of couression I can arrive at is that he must way like an imaginary shadow re-but not looked at." marked the palpitations. of your there are times when people can very new to the Colony. other. bey would surely know how white heart, bird; you carried your and do make themselves deliberate. Blight ever neater to the sun vorly offensive but no such suggestion useless it is to write such letters. has been made regarding the mud. We get auch good service from the tex; thut was your reply.)
Forget the trembling bird remem pond bathere. Not being able to Telephone Company that it is posi ber only the triumphant solution of afford to hire a ar to take them tively indecent to grumble at being the sweep, Earth-but 0 do not to a nice bathing beach at the sea kept waiting a mere ten or fifteen uprave! it!
side, they make the most of the minutes. But wait till the automa. ties get properly going-then we'l! only chance they have, and take dip in a dirty pond. And then have fun! With ofice-born and some policeman comes along and amahe amusing themselves by play. solemnly swears that such conducting with the diale, life will he one. is grossly offensive to passing continual joy-lor those who have motorists, and ask the magistrate' no telephone.
more
seeking the dusty count of one clarity. You can find mere. ly an endless swirl of gauze con triving somehow wantonly within the relativity of space to be singu larly free,
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