HONGKONG HOTEL
GREAT SUCCESS OF THE CLEVER
ENTERTAINERS.
AILEEN AND DORIS WORDS WHO WILL APPEAR AGAIN
AT THE
TEA DANSANTS
TO-DAY
(Wednesday), December 10th.
and
Friday, December 12th. THE LATEST SONG HITS
will be Introduced, Entrance to Dance Room $2. Hotel Residents $1.
`J. EL. TAGGARTY
Manager.
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TEA
DANCE
To-morrow
(Thursday), December 11th.
Dance Tickets 50 cents each.
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WEDNESDA
DECEMBER
GLANDS
MONKEYING WITH I
RISKS WE RUN WITH BANDAR LONGEVITY.
Not content with dabbling in monkey ginads Dr. Voronof now claims to res move wrinkles (writes Howel Evans in the Express). Good for the doctor! All the same, I don't quite like his monkey-gland-live-for-eyer business.
It appears that all that is necessary is to procure & monkey, cut, something dat of him- gand I think it is called stick it into yourself, and there you are -live for ever!
I don't know whether you give che monkey anything in exchange for his gtand, such as a gouty toe, or anything like that. But it does seem fair that he should have something.
It is not made quite clear how long the gland cure har to work before it gives' you back your youth. It would be rather- sickening if, just after you had been glanded and told you must lay up for six months, you went out in an attack of fu, which, of course, would be good. money, and good gland, wasted with no,chance of your relatives getting the money back.
GRAFTING GRANDPA,
But I suppose you would have to take risks if you wanted to drop back from seventy-one to twenty-four. I give those ages a speculative, forel don't know how far the gland would pop you Back on the path of years. There should. I think, be glands of graded strength. It would be rather awkward if grandpa of eighty-two. who had been in seclusion for some time (while the gland was at work), were sud- denly to nip out through the French windows on the tennis lawn, and bag the prettiest girl as partner for the afternoon. These old boys know how to treat women, and all the sweet seven- thea's would be after eighty-two, who ould play such a retuling good game of teanis; Grandpa ought to be put back to sixty and no further
Give all the old lows their youth again. with their knowledge of the world, and where would the real youngsters be 7 Out in the road, trying to get run over,. for there wouldn't be a peony or an open. ing for them anywhere. The old opas would secup, in everything good that was going:
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Ar--this is a very delicate matter-- what about the women?
My dear young girls, you'd be ruined. for life!
Imagine a wise old thing of seventy--- three, who, perhaps, had been twice mar- ried, set loose among men again, withi the vitality of twenty-five! Her accumu tated: knowledge of men, and the a- "quired tact and wisdom of years, would get her purten proposals, in spite of bite hair, in the Arst week of rejuve- nation. And the pretty young things who had got no further in life than the first ball, and perhaps a hand-hold in the cinema, would be in the Black Forest of oblivion, weeping their eyes out with jealousy and envy.
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Girls! It's up to you to squash this deadly suggestion of reviving youth be fore it wanes into real effect.
Boy's! Do your duty! There is also a point which I think wants clearing up.
Would tha, influence of the monkey intrude itself into, the person glanded
I have an aged relative, a clergyman, for whom I would gladly bead a sub- scription list for him to be operased on.
But it would be rather startling if, on the first Sunday after the operation and eure, one saw the aged restor spring from, the pulpit to the electrolier, there to hang with one hand, gibbering, and, perhaps well, you know what monkeys are
On the other hand, I have another re- lative, not too old-about sixty-five- who already is rather like the gorilla in the first cage to the right in the Zoo.
He is rather an unpleasant person (the professor, as well as the gorilla), with heaps of money. He eita on the boards of companies and things, and is generally! disliked. It would be rather interesting. if be upset a shareholders' meeting by suddenly springing out of the windas and taking a little stroll along the tele graph wires But out of that might ede good. A lunacy inquiry would, of coume, ensue, and I should apply to he made trustee of his estate. I believe the fees are quite good.
Other instances of the dangers of sud- denly rejuvenating our elders will occur to all of you, and, personally, I don't approve of the idea at all.
Of course, I shouldn't mind going hack a few years myself, but that's quite a different thing.
And as lots of people will think like that, I dare say the professor will have some support.
MODERN DRESS A BAR "TO. MATRIMONY.
The modern, dress in a bar to matri mony for women, is the opinion of the Bev. F. B. Meyer, world famous evange list Many girls think that men can be won by the feah.. But men are too sens- able. They are not going to marry girls who go about half naked," says Dr. Meyer. Man may firt with a girl who j goes, to extremes in these, fashions, but he with not marry her."
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BELGIAN CHILDREN'S
GRATITUDE,
Belgian children, now back in their own country, have written thanking the London Education Authority for the education they received at the temporary schoot established for such young exiles in the dissed,, workhouss jin / Poland House, off Orford-street, and carried on from October, 1914, until last June. They
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helped this, they say, fo find road positions on their return home.
HONGKONG FUND FOR DEVASTATED
FRANCE
PANSY DAY
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 19th.
Street Sale of Pansies in the Morning.
GRAND
MASKED
BALL
Volunteer Headquarters, Garden Road,
at 9 p.m.
Admission $5.00 including
LIGHT REFRESHMENTS.
Prizes will be given for the most original dominoes.
CABARET
SATURDAY,
DECEMBER
at Volunteer Headquarters
20th.
TEA, TOMBOLA," THE "EVERYTHING" STALL
and the
“EVERYTHING ELSE," STALL.
Also continuous
VARIETY ENTERTAINMENT
Including Cinema Display.
DANCING: 3 p.m. to midnight,
CABARET
'DANCE FOR FRANCE."
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