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GIT UP ANDY!
WAR
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IT up Andy, the war's over. We must sell that camyfledge weskit o' yours an' git some money for them 'orspitals. They say as they're crowded wi poor chaps..
Ad a letter from old Bill, him as lost the power ois legs an' has a wife an' six kids. E's at Bellahouston, in that fine ward as was given by the 'Ongkong folk. Says 'e's gittin' on grand an' 'is wife won't know 'im, 'es so 'oppy now.
"Member Welshy Jones, 'im as was shell-shocked an paralysed? Put them orphypedik things on him they did. 'E's discharged, or right" again',
Wonnerful ain't it?
BUY ST. ANDREW'S
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THE - HONGKONG DAILY PRESS. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 80TH, 1918.
5 WAR BOND TICKETS $5
50% FOR WAR CHARITIES.
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11:30
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YE CHRONICLE OF ST. ANDREW.
[CONTRIBUTED BY A SCOTTISH WOMAN.]*
(1)-It came to pass in the year one thousand eigh hundred and four score and one, in she City of Palaces, dwelt certain wise men from a far country beyond the great sen
(2)(In that year the rulers of the ity did that which was right in their own eyes).
(3.)-Now these wise men assembled together, and said one to another: Go to, let us remember our brethren whom we have left.
(4.)For, behold, we ba inis far coun- try, and it shall come to pass that men shall say to us, Ye, be nameless on the earth; ye have died from the land of your nativity, because the land of your nativity
is poor
(3.)This thing, therefore, will ye do; we will make a great feast, so that the one of whomsoever amelleth it shall tingle, and we will call to mind the ancient days and the mighty deeds of, our fathers.
(6.)So they appointed a day, and many, were gathered together a mixed multitude from the land of cakes and; thistles, from the West and from, the North, and from the Isles of the Sea.
(7)-And, behold a a great feast was pre pared, and men in white raiment minis- tered unto them, and a ruler of the feast was appointed and set in their midst.
(8.)And forthwith to each man was given a writing of the good things of the feast, and the writing was in a tongue that no man could understand, for the was the langunge... of the language Crapaul, which signifieth, in the heathen tongue, a frog.
(9.)And some there were who pretend- ed to know the writing and the inter- pretation thereof; now, these were bypo- crites, for they knew but six letters of; the writing, and these letters Haggis, and even this much was a great
*
were
10.)-Ant the dishes no man could number; the people ate mightily, as it were the space of one hour. And no man: spake to his neighbour till his inner man was comforted.
(11.) And while they ate, behold there drew near three mighty men of valour, clothed in many-coloured garments, and they bare in their arms musical instru- ments shaped like unto beasts of prey.
(19)And they blew mightily upon what seemed the rail thereof,
raightaway came forth shrieks and sounds as of the howling of the damned.
(13.)And the hearts of the people, were comforted, for this is that wherein their great strength lieth.
and
(14.) And wine was brought in vessels, but the children of the North would have none of these; for they quenched their thirat with the Dew of the Mountain, which is the water of fire.
(15.) Then spake the wise men of the congregation unto them, and called to mind the ancient days and the mighty deeds of their fathers. And the people
exceedingly.
CONSTIPATION.
The Cause of much Suffering.
When the Bowels are clogged the waste matter decays and ferments and enters the blood, and is carried to all parts of the body, producing Headaches, Biliousness, Sleeplessness, Heartburn, Loss of Appetite, Indigestion, Neuralgia, Rheumatism and various other ailments disturbing the Heart and Nervous System, and if continued is liable to cause inflamation of the Bowels, Liver and Kidneys. Nature often requires a little assistance, and if this assistance, is given at the first indication much distress and suffering may be averted. Mothers, especially, should guard the health of their children, and inculcate regular habits from infancy. As a family remedy for Costiveness, Dr. MORSE'S INDIAN ROOT PILLS have a wide reputation. They are mild in their action, causing neither weakness nor sickness and do not grips, and may be used by old and young, weak and "strong.,
They are a perfect blood purifier and a positive and permanent Cure for Biliousness, Indigestion, Constipation, Headaches, Sallow Complexion, Liver and Kidney Troubles, Piles, Pimples, Boils and Blotches, and for Female Ailments.
DR. MORSE'S INDIAN ROOT PIES. are an efficient. reliable, and safe remedy, placed on the market at a price within the reach of all. The Pils being sugar-coated, are pleasant to tako, und retain their full medicinal properties. They are packed amber-coloured bottles not in cheap wooden or pasteboard boxes-and are thus always fresh and clean, impervious to moisture, unaffected by climatic con- ditions, and do not deteriorate by keep- ing as all liquid medicines do.
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DR.MORSE'S
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FOR THE LIVER
PILLS
For Sale by Watkles, Ltd, Wholesale and Retail Agents, and Chemists and Stores generally, at 60 cents per bottle, or will be ⚫ forwarded on receipt of price by The W. H. COMSTOCK CO., Ltd., (Sole Proprietors) 21 Farringdon Avenue, London, England.
They do not Weaken. "They do not Sicken.
The Best
Investment
I Ever Made." Vigorous, healthy folk simply cannot imagine what a horror, what a death-in- life Indigestion can be. They speak lightly of it! I think I have a tonch c Indigestion," they say; or
poor
misiced Now it came to pass when they rs. So-and So has some trouble with
bad cater and drunken greatly, even unto the fall, that the hinges of their tongues were loosened; yea, even the joints of their knees.
(17.)-And the ruler of the feast fled to his home, cad a third part of the multi- tude. followed, and a third remained say ing, We thirst; and a third party rose up to play.
(18)And they played after the fashion of their country, and their move ments resembled the peregrinations of a her upon a girdle which is bot. Yet they seed with joy
to think it pleasant, for they
fait Now for them that were
her stomach." "A touch," or *some When people unes trouble," forsoothi these phrases somebody is near the danger line. Of all the ills that afflict humanity; none causes such an ocean of misery us Indigestion.
Mrs. E. Davies realised this to the full,
us so many ethers have done, through painful experience. Read her story end you will understand why she regards the purchase of her first bottle of Mother seigel's Syrup as "the best investment 1 ever made. Here it iséme
"5, Woides Avenue, Hordville, N.S.W. "For a long and dismal period, which behold their drinking was steady was the unhappiest time of my life, I was but their limbe were not so; yea, they disconsolate unit in the great army of also shouted for joy and sang amazingly.: confirmed Dyspeptics. As a consequence (20.) And they answered one to another of not being able to digest and assimilate and said, that, notwithstanding the crow-sufficient nourishment my strength and ing of the cock or the dawning of the energy ebbed steadily and dwindled away day, they should still partake of the juice to zeze. I became excesively nervous of the barley. So they encouraged one, and depressed in spirits, and was unable another with these words.
(21) Now it came to pass that, as in sleep or rest, at night. My whole they sat, one came and said that he had stem was unstrung, run down, and out seen a strange fire in the sky, but what of order, and I suffered from the moet it was he could not tell.
distressing and unconfortable symptoma (22)And some said, It is the moon; after eating. It is now almost a year and others said, It is the sun; and some back since I was induced to try Mother said, Doth the sun rise in the west and feigel's Syrup. When I bought the rat others said, This is not the west but the bottle I thoupit might prove a waste east; and some said. Which is it? for of money, but it turned out to be about we perceive two in the sky."
the best investment I have ever made, for (23.) And one said, see nothing in buying that bottle, I also purchased Now the name of that man was Blin' Foo. the first instalment of renewed health. I He the son of Fill Foo, and his felt the benefit of every dose, and as I mother'
name was Hand Foo; and his continued to use it, all the weaknesses, brethren-Bung Foo, Bing, Foo, Grect Foo, and-Foo-were speechless.
pains and impairments were gradually (24.)—Then each man bade his neigh- overcome, until in less time than I could bour farewell, embracing and vowing have thought such a transition possible, eternal friendship, and some were borne I was transformed from an ailing de home by men of scanty raiment, and bilitated dyspeptic into a perfectly bale. others in carriages which jingled as they and bearty individual,"
WAN
Went; and others drove their own chariots Don't experiment where your health is home, and saw many strange sights, for concerned that is good, sound advice. they found grass growing in the ditches But should you need the help of a in the midst of the way where they had tomach and liver tonic get the best-the Bot perceived them before.
world's RemedyMother Beigel's Syrup, (25.) And it came to pass that in the which has proved itself in thousands upon morning many lamented, and took no breakfast that day; and the men in white thousands of cases,
brought unto them many
runningly
devised drinks, yea, pick-me-ups; for (26.)-But when they thought of the their tongues clove unto the roof of their previous day they rejoiced again,, for mouths, and the spittle on their beards hex said, Our brethren whom we have was like unto a small silver coin, even a left will hear of it at the feast of the New вікрепос
(Continued as foot.
pot of next column)
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