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Brain Fag, Nervous Exhaustion-
Just a change of opinion was enough to give Mr. W. King his prosent prosperity, for he realised in the nicht of time that his way was not curing his brain fag and nervous exhaustion, to be tried the Phosferine way. Mr. King's method was to sgore bis despondency and feeling of collapse," and persuade himself there was nothing unusual in the painful fatigue. the lightest effort to work cost him, until, as he steadily got were, he resolved to drop his own opinion and see what Phosfering could do. The result was so astonishingly beneficial, even after a few doses, thất the brain fag and nervous exhaustion cessed entirely, enabling him to do wore work than before and yet not feel the strain. This remarcable advantage is seen in the extraordinary energy and vigour of Mr. King's public speaking, and so amazingly have his prospects improved since his speedy recovery, that The declares he had to come forward with the evidence of the magnificent benefit he derived from Phosferine.
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THE HONGKONG DAILY PRESS, SATURDAY, APRIL 26m 1913,
H.MS. "NEW ZEALAND'S
CRUISE.
* CROSSING. THE LINE."?
At Up.m, on February 18th, H.M.S. New Zealand, the first British -Dread- nought to cross the line on a voyage round the world, was suddenly illuminated by coloured lights from the bow of the ship. About three minutes later the deep voices. of Neptune's emissaries were heard for- ward halling the ship, and at the same time two powerful searchlights revealed a hairy group of people and a beautiful spray of water coming from the hawse pipes. The following dialogue then ensted:-
Ship ahoy! What ship is that?" Officer of Watch: Majesty's ship Yew Zealand, you ?
Emissaries!
His Britannic Who are
The Emissaries of the
great Sea King Neptune."
(0.0. Watch reports to Captain.) Captain: Stop both engines.”* Emissaries:
Where are you from 1" 0.0. Watch: St. Vincent." Emissaries Where are you bound.?" 0.0. Watch: St. Helena. (Note-The Emissaries are Neptune's Bears.)
Bears: "Have you the Great Sea King's permission to enter his domain ?" Captain: No, I sock his permission. Will you honour me by taking a letter to his Majesty ?"
Bears: We will."
0.0. Watch: "Will you condescend' to allow me to conduct you to the captain
Bears: We need no assistance."
The two head bears are drawn on to the fore superstructure deck in two chairs on a wire jackstay, and are met by the 0.0. Watch, who conducts them to the Captain on the fore bridge. The Bears present Neptune's letter. The Captain reads the In letter, and retires to write a reply. the meantime the 0.0, Watch entertains the Bears and provides them with refresh- biente. The Captain returns, and hands his reply to the Head Bear and a list of the candidates who are to be presented to his Majesty on the morrow. Bears place and "Good-bye," these in a tin, say return to the sea.
NEPTUNE'S LETTER TO THE CAPTAIN. Once more I welcome you to my domain, When now my line you're crossing once.
again,
A betrty welcome I would affur, tap. To all aboard; amongst them are a few Who I bolove at present are not free To travel unmolested, o'er the sea. And thus to-morrow, from the ocean's bed (And pray don't port your cello o'er my
bend),
Endeavours I will make to haari your ship
and welcome all,TM*~
On this auspicious trip.
May I request that all should present be Whe have not yet done horinga, sir, to me. No warning," Care canem," do I hear, But sharks and hears have widespread in
my ear..
Aboard your ship you have a'aights hound. Of bulldog breed, for Southern countries
bound.
This massive beast is young, I understand, But if you'll trust him to my tender hand,
I'd like to introduce him to the deep, That he may know my laws he has to keep. And tell me also, captain, is it true, You have a strange conveyance here with
you.
That's hoisted in and out with derrick's aid? I think they call them "matory" where
they're made.
If this be so, it's seldom: such as these We get chance to welcome on the seas. And if the way were absolutely mine.
SPEECH DELIVERED BY FESTONE-ON THE QUARTER-DECK.
Oli: är, we're agreed, we must thank you indeed, for the truly hospitable way, In which we accord, and are welcomed on
board your remarkable vessel today. As Amphitrite known, it would please us to
pose for a photo, with all of our troop And if Winston were here, do you think
he'd appear, and aid to the chario of the group?
For rumour came forth from the lands of the North, and truth it appears that it in,
That forcing his face into this sort of place.
is a regular habit of his, But of him let us end, For Isco an old
friend, it is really a pleasure to me He's a mariner old, an admiral hold, n
veteran true of the sea.
On his breast I will pis a great order of
tin, the Old Sea Dag order this time While the Captain's design it is oqually
Ane, but its name it refuses to What Captain Gxare, I see by your
rhyme.
face that an order you envy it's true; Well, pardou a high, but the Order of
two.
Bath you will get in a moment 'or And now I would say, let us get under weigh, and muster the Barber and Bears.
And I earnestly hope that the taste of the soap is sufficient for raising the hairs Of the candidates all who are shortly to.
fall to the mercies of me and the wife.
And to those who are free, well, I hope it
will be just the funniest seone of their life.
"Mariner Old" refers to Admiral Kenne
dy (retired), who was a guest of Captain Halsey. He was decorated by Neptune with the order of the "Old Sen Dog"
Captain Grace was the first to be initated with the Order of Bath.'
Refers to the captain's order, which was A four-pointed star.
CAPTAIN'S HEPLY TO NEPTUNE.
Ohl Neptune, king of everything that is
beneath the sen.
I now minst try to make reply to all you
said to me.
If our First Lord were here on board, be
always condescends.
To cock his chest and look his best to sit
before a lens.
Now must. I touch upon bor- mach my
noble guest and I
Appreciate these honours great, for if 1 even try Commander he would jealous be, and please accept a tip to keep for liim ug end of vim.
(He's such a job to dip.) Lieutenant (G.) has been to me and tells
me it's a fact,
So warn the Bears at these affairs, and
tell them how to act.
No time for ents at other nuts," so here
my answer ends.
When next we meet, I hope you'll greet
us all as ancient friends.
When the Captain has finished Neptune steps towards the Captain and Admiral Kennedy, and with a few appropriate words pins the order on their breast, the offers and ship's company giving cheer after cheer. The Captain and Admiral Kennedy were very pleased with their decoration. The precession proceeded to the midship deck where a large bath (about soft, by 12ft, and a depth of about ift, 10in.) was rigged up. At right angles to the bath a well-constructed stage was rigged, with the rocking chair on the edge
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up their positions on the stage. The Court was duly opened, and his Majesty directed the ceremony of initation to com mence. The Clerk opened the Scroll of Fome with Capt. Grace, who stepped on to the stage, and rested himself in the rocking chair to be shaved, and enjoyed. (This was a splendid, example for the officers and ship's company who had to go through the ordeal.) The officers who did so numbered about 25, followed by about 100 of the ship's company. ceremony was continued till 11.45 a.. when the Court was declared declosed till 115 am. The Court was theu re-opened, and was continued till 3.15 p.m., when Neptune declared the Court closed, an
The
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Following is a list of unclaimed telegrams lying in the Great Northern Telegraph Com pany's office at Hongkong -
ADDRESS.
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SCESSES, Lifers, Glandular SWELLINGS, Fosson, RIEMATISSE, GOUT, &c., should at Kaiseshing once realize that outward application, such Movcheong... as lotions, ointments so-called bainis, &c., La der 1344 though they may give relief for the time Songwan being, DO NOT CURE. The trouble lies Saia Travelios deeper in the blood. These compilinta are 5940 the result of clogging impurities in the blood
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But till to-morrow I must say good-bye
(Bulldog is the ship's pet, Pelorus Jack, The motor belongs to the captain, and was used in the preecssion to convey Neptune and Amphitrite.)
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sure that's why in thousands of cases Chop Wunfookseong.......
amusement, Neptune's police did not
have much trouble in 6nding the candi- truly remarkable cures where all other treat-Felicisimo Paguio, 27, Pot
Yours very truly,
initiated would probably have the unor tunity the next H.M.S. Aw Zealand crossed the Line.
For cleansing the blood of all impurities, g from whatever cause arising, there
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CAPTIAN'S LETTER TO NEPTUNE. H.M.S. New Zealand,
sanction.
At sea, Lat. 0-0-0. Lon. February, 1913.
I am pleased to report that I have a great number of novices on board, all anxious to become your Majesty's frec subjects.-1 or, sire, your devoted subject,
A PHYSICIAN'S ADVICE. Sire. I am deeply sensible of the honour you have conferred upon me in sending
“Indigestion and practically all forms two emissaries. and I anticipate with
1 request of stomach trouble are, nine times out of pleasure your visit to-morrow.
therefore stomach permission for my ship to enter your ten, due to acidity. domain unmolested, and I shall regardenfferers should, whenever possible, avoid your presence bere to-morrow as a sufficient eating food that is acid in its nature, or which by chemical action in the stomach develops acidity. Unfortunately, such a rule eliminates most foods which are pleasant to the taste as well as those which are rich in blood, flesh and nerve building properties. This is the reason why dyspeptics and stomach sufferers are At, 0.16 am, an February 19th, Nep-usually so thin, emaciated and lacking tune, Amphitrite, and Court arrive on fo'c'slo, and are received by the Master of Ceremonies, Licut. (G.) R. T. Down, lients. Boyle, Wake, and Bovill. His Majesty greets them cordially, and in troduces them to his suite.
CAPTAIN.
in that vital energy which can only come from a well-fed body. For the beneßt of those sufferers who have been obliged to exclude from their diet all starchy, sweet or fatty food, and are trying to keep up a miserable existence on gluten products, In the meantime the lower deck is would suggest that you should try & cleared, and the officers and men muster meat of any food or foods which you may The Master of like in moderate amount, taking immedi on the quarter-deck. Ceremonics leads the procession aft onately afterwards half a teaspoonful of the starboard side to the after part of the bisarated ntagnesia in a little hot or cold fo'c'slo Where Neptune and Amphitrite water, This will neutralise any acid enter motor car, which is decorated for which may be present, or which may be the cansion. The procession starts in the formed, and instead of the usual feeling following order:
Hand Police Barber. Barber's Assistant. Doctor. Dorians Assistant. Judge Judge's Clerk. Principal Bears.
Hoars.
of uneasiness and fulness, you will find that your food agrees with you perfectly. Bisurated magnesia is doubtless the best food corrective and antacid known. It is not a medicine, and has no direct action on the stomach; but by neutralis ing the acidity of the food contents, and thus removing the source of the acid Bears.
irritation which inflames the delicate. stomach lining, it does more than could Motor Car.
possibly be done by any drug or medicine, Bodyguard, Amphitrite. Bodyguard. Neptune.
As a physician I believe in the use of Police
Inedicine whenever necessary, but I must The procession goes aft the starboard admit that I cannot see the sonse of side, round the midship deck, to the port dosing an inflamed and irritated stomach Get side of the quarter-deck, where it halts, with drugs instead of getting rid of the His Majesty is then received by a guard acid-the cause of all the trouble.
a little bisurated magnesia from your of marines and a Royal salute. captain receives and welcomes his Majesty, chemist, eat what you want of your next
Neptune
the following mca!. take some of the bisurated magnesia as directed above, and see if I'm not right,"
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