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2 FROM "HMS PINAFORE" (with apologies to G&S)
I am the captain of the Bhutan tour
And a right good captain too
I'm exceedingly polite, and I think it's only right I command a right good crew
He's exceedingly polite and we think it's only right
He commands a right good crew
Even when I've had a beer I never never swear whatever the emergency
Though "Bother it" I may occasionally say, I never use a big big "F"
What never?
No, never!
What, never??
Well, hardly ever!
Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For our captain, dear old Brian Shaw
Give three cheers and one cheer more for good old Brian Shaw
I do my best to satisfy you all
And as a group we are quite content
You sometimes complain and I find it quite a pain near my progenitive implement
We sometimes do complain and he finds it quite a pain
Near his progenitive implement
I got meself a bell, and it's given you all hell whenever I have something to say
I'm sure you will agree if you listen carefully you'll learn something more each day
What, always?
Yes, always!
What, always??
Well, sometimes!
Then give three cheers...
I'm sure you will have seen that I'm always very keen
To get a good punctual start
This little bell of mine will keep you all in line like Napoleon Bonaparte
This little bell of thine will keep us all in line
Like Napoleon Bonaparte
I'm sure you will agree that my wife Felicity is worth her weight in gold Wherever I go she's usually in tow, and she always does what she's told