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DON'T want to be rude about this, boy, but, whether you like it or not, you are either a shriveller or a bloater. Dr Henry Genese says so and Dr Genese is an expert on nutrition.
He was much too polite to tell me to my face but I know which I an. I'm a bloater and I wish I wasn't. The world-or so it seems to me, miserably facing the fifth day of a Genese-inspired diet-belongs to the shrivellers.
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They can eat themselves silly and still stay thin as a heron. Furthermore, they live on and on and on and can be seen on their 90th birthdays, a model girl on each arm and a wicked glint in their eyes, elmi-cha-ing up in the fandred. If they have short legs they live longer still. 1 seu no reason why a shurl-legged shriveller like Mr Antony Armstrong-Jones, with temperate habits and no wear and tear, should not live for ever.
time
We bloaters, on the other hand, must watch what we ent the whole or we get bay windows. We may be great athletes in our youth (or, alas, we may not) but when that's over we tend to die off in droves. It is a thing we take strong exception to.
Even so, we are, I am a:-
sured, sometimes, envied by
is very unfair,
burn with energy and
the shrivellers, Every summer, afford all this but he is a shri- They when the benches Bil je with yeller and det ned to. Le leave a mark on their times.
Bertrand Russell, Canon Cal- beefy bloaters in their prime, the thinner shrivellers with they
ther is weren't. And nothing they can do about it. Skinny they were born. Skinny they must stay.
A bloater can do something
about it. Once the bleatingt Elaris -and it usually when he panzer 30 Ne fight it.
He can, for instance, rtop cation altogether. He'll
But he'll die thin,
Or he can take appetito sup- pressors. Thes are treacherous drugs, now on the Poison List, but your doctor may give you nprescription for one.
Or you can exercise. This is lits and Michael Fout are all Ike least effective way of all. vetemorpho. Se are Lord Home,
I have to admit
it- the
for
world
me is
JACOBY BRIDGE
TODAY'S band illustrates the Jacoby-Smith three по- trump response at its best. North has 14 high card points and polnis in support of spades. Hence, his three no-trump re- sponse which g n force to a spade name.
South strong enough to make a mild slam try over North's bid and shows his ace UUTIAS. North shows the Oce of hearts and now South stems off at four spodes, but North feels that he is strong enough for another slam try and after he shows the act of clubs South jumps to the slam.
It also shows the strangest things happen to some of the best contracts.
South won the opening heart lead in dummy and went into a Jong huddle. He was one of those worrles and he decided to play
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bloater!
You take off a couple of pounds Lord Iinchingbrooke and Lord and put them both back with Salisbury. They keep company the first double gin at the bar, with the nastiest kind of Hul there is this about exercise. criminal,
Eichmann is an ecto-
These kill your appelite for everything-for fattening curbo I so nice when you stop. murph. So was Christie. hydrates as well as nice old protein which you need what
ever shape you are. Dr Gense So complicated
says theRE should only be laken on expert advice.
The supermen
Mescanonphs are those tremen- dous raustulne creatures would all like to be. They are the boxers, the wrestlers, the
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To man who self clothes, terms like these are the purest gold. Fat is a word which makes a falfur flinch. He decan't care for thin, either. "Please—don't SU fat saya Mr Time 12. Blurton, managing director of safe ngalast a possible 4-0 trump the clothing store in the Strand, break. Accordingly, he Jed "Sau stout,"
dummy's seven of spades and let it ride. West won with the jack and promptly led a diamond. East ruffed and South went down.
Ti me enamorph instead. And i say that bath the endo- we
and the ecto- and great conso- lation in a good tailor. He can make them both Iook the meso- he would like to be.
Finally, You can just give He can take bulking agents up and grow blissfully, happily, nutritional sawdust You buy naghillerntly sat. I am begin them in attractive, hard-pelling ing to think that this is much tins at the chemists and take the best leg to do.
each meal. spoonfuls before
In America you wouldn't get supermen of the comic strips, They swell up inside and you away with being merely a With so much to start with, feel full.
shriveller or a bluster. They are they Bft weights and lose cabers I took one for a week. The much mure complicated about it, and get more muscular suit. aticky yellow stuff clogged my There you would be m ecto- Women love them, that they t teeth and still felt hungry. morph, a mesomorph or an end- on weight later on and anyway morph or more accurately, Collath, was a mergimorph, and some combination of the three", look what happened to him.
This system has been devised
Plus celery...
are
new
Then there
the Biquid dets, the surf you mix
by one Dr Willam If, Sheldon Endomorpha are the good, aid my vine to you if he is honest bloaters. Salt of
earth. Pillars of society.. Up
reliable,
equipped
Found: Madeira 90 years old
MY UNCLE PEREGRINE the bustlea in, ngeg with nowe. "Just
found come 90-year-old Madeira, iny boy," he cnid, "Sercial 1871. Harvey's have it at 458, bottle.
by
with water into a sort of thick Seo "Atlas of Man," by right milk shake nud ve un. They William H. Sheldon, puture for the highest positions completely take
in the land. the plan of Harper, £4. food-though you are allowed
Lund Hallsbam, occasional
Dimbleby and
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are
Worth every penny stick of every front is to haunt on to your
Richard As he well known, younger, when your teeth get bored. clothes.
huu- cheaper wines satisfy mo. But These are a huge success In Leosen as much as your tie morphs, and I'm sure I speak i congratulate Harvey's on America where harassed busi- and he will have you as naked for us all when I say that we discovering their small nessmen get all wrong and as you were boru, welded owell our country's call, Who treasure-trove of this rare old mix the stuff with vodka. They entred nel photographed would pick Home or Hercules wine. They shouldn't certainly
when Hailshami, enjoy more that front, ukle and rear.
Dimblety and have it on their hands for long. Of course I may be all right. McGill are on hand? way, but vodka”in bulging with
-tandun Express Service), calories and they get no in- He may tell you that you are an endomorphle polar meso- I'm trying one of these diets Burp t extreme ectopenia now. I have lost alx pounds but which is what Hercules
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I can hardly bring myself to Zeus were,
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face anolber dreary glassful. On the other haul he may Surely they can improve the say you have a star endo tante of these things,
Just Fancy That!
morphy, Polquet, wi i wouldn't, TPX-ROYAL NAVY man Tommy Young, of Ward House. Poris- Better than all thone Is a want that to happen to a dog. 14 mouth, flera 10%. for keeping a noles dog, bland kallors →→→ good ordinary diet. When it The ectomorphin Are the for barking at it.
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comes to calling, you can't beat shrivellers, the thin men food.
will never get fat. Dr Sheldon But they have their problema, has found that the extreme. 10FT telegraph pole that has alood nt square tegalx yards
clever Bat 1oo. Idently, you need a dieth eases tend to be
from the wicket on the vilinge erlekot pitch Hulmenfield, cian to tailor-make a úlet for schizophrenie. It's tint fat man Derbyshire, for the past two seasons, hus been dug up. Balenien you, a diri kitchen and a dież trying to get in.
used to be awarded four rang if they hit the pale. Bald an cook to do the compileated Estamorphis are great walkers, | Electricity Board spokesman: “11 line cost ut over £100 to move balancing. Mr Paul Gelly could climbers, jumpers" and runners, It."
South's safety play was (1)- advised. True, it would guard against any possibility of losing two trump tricks If Eust held afl four spades, but if the 'spades were going to brenic that badly South would have a lot of trou- ble getting rid of his two small diamonds.
On the other hand, the simple play of high spade from one hund followed by the other high spadu would guarantee the con- Frael alast any 3-1 trump break and would have produced 'a grand slam this time.
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What do you do?
A-Bid fear diamonde, Tour partner is showing dissatisfaction with no-trump, but your hand le worth a further try for gun. XXM does have diamond rapperk
TODAY'S QUESTION Instead of rebidding to two hearts your partner har bid three diamonds directly over your two diamonds. Whint do you do now?
Answer on Monday