'MAINLY FOR MEN' IN PURSUIT OF THE DESIRABLE
How to win your
woman
A GUIDE TO
LATER TECHNIQUES THAN THIS
BY ANGUS MCGILL
FRANKLY I have al-
ways regretted the passing of the days when you got your woman by just hitting one on the hend.
I
She must at last, is
his way
help you.
also feel that here, min who knows rol. Here I can
approach.
"Begin by taking her for a drink to the Anchor, that de
Southwark: lightful old put in with its magnificent view of St.
The Money's-No-Obicel. Love - Paul's and the river," he says, Laughs-at-Frontiers
Also known at the Herbert de Leon Gambit.)
"Whisk her off to Paris for Opera," says theatrical man Or By her to the aer de Leon.
Nice and have a car waiting at the airport to take you both down the surely stages
"You can have London in the mom:in and in the afternoon or can both be swimming in the Maliterranean....
Life the simplicity, the down-to-earth honesty of approach. I like is run
nhrolutely -
too. Il ros! YOR thing.
Huttalay women tend to he bigger. They would just hit you back. Now they must be coaxed and subtly Baltered, wooed, piled with gifs, and continually en tertained. Above all, they be Inpressed. Very time-taking and expensive, it is.
The hardest part of it all is the impressing. The more beau tiful the woman the Burder
beenra
The really ravishing ones are so sated by attention that no- Dilig short of an invasion from mater spuce, specially arranged, would do it, which account fur the bored look worn by all the best model girls.
The prize
are
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PO3+1.
There are drawbacks to this, of course. In the first place you nece a sockful of money.
The return fure by air to Nice for two in £113. It is also apt to make her suspect your inten- ons earlier than may be advis- able. But it cannot fall to the press.
Only-the-best
The Classio or Only-The-Best- great, Is-Good-Enough-For-You
ap
though, that the effort must be proach, (As recommended by made and I have called in souse Lord Ülek Brown.) experts to help us all.
these
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Impress her
It is early, then, in your pur- suit of this glorious girl, a critical period. It is essential that ste the fimpressed.
She must marvel at your charm, your wit, your knowledge of the world. your firm handling of waiters, your skill at Instantly producing a taxi. All Ods I must leave to you,
"First the Caprice. Then the Stork Room," he says "Or per- hups Anibassadeurs and then ths Blue Angel ...
This always an impressive kind of evening. It is, alas, also expensive. With taxis, tips and flowers it will cost you most of £25. Correel dress? Dinner Jac- Ret or lounge sult.
The Sophisticated Bohemian approach. (Highly recommended by David Harvey Evers.)
Harvey Evers, a member of
was a seasoned man Lloyd's about-lown in his single days and
tactilan I admire.
I
MOM CAYE
"Then move on to the Ox- On-The-Roof in King's-rond, Chelsea, for mukl, yaki. Then Le Soho club for dancing and would end up at one of Chalin
partles. He is 40 The South-Hank-Rock method, Sarachl's
ny favoured by Tony Martin, Albanian painter who lives off
and his exotic known to his mates on the street Cromwell-road parties are the best I know."
Correct dress: lounge kuit. corners of Wimbledon a Swcu- The cost of the Harvey Evershey Todd.
Tony Martin is 18. XIe is small plan: about £5.
The Good-Pain-Food-Cha-Cha but useful with his fists, which Flin method. 45 successfully he uses when he has to. ha used by the former world cham- evening differs from the others, plon wrestler (Cumberland in that it doesn't start with a Kirl. Sho In sequired. rather style), Joe Robinson.
After a day of hudo Robin casually, half way through. non ikes a hearty meal and vigorous dancing. CIS Home girls have to be it.
Burning-up
"Bea with a good steak at Lyons Corner House," he says,
"Ride over to Battersea on "Thin
take her to Sula for your motor bike and meet your dancing. And 1 and a good way friends on the corner of Balter- of finishing an evening is to
sea Rise," he says "First go drive to London Airport for around the cafes and the suooker late night coffee."
halls, keeping an eye open for
Correct dress: casual clothes. birds. Cost of the evening: About £3.
For nothing
The
Best-Things-In-Life-Are Free method, advocated by Mr Frank Norman.
PICTURE BY JOHN DOLO
He is wearing a lightweight Terylene and linon dinnar-jacket with a shawl collar (E12 10s.), an evening shirt with pleated pique frant (59s. 6d.), a maroon cummerbund (29%. 6d.) and a bow to match (10s.). All from Horno Brothers. Sho is dressed by Polly Peck.
This Includes petrol for the wearing full evening dress and motorbike, soft drinks and delicate high-heeled shoes, The roffees at the cafes, silver for rain pours down. She is Im- the one-armed bandits, da for pressed. the dance halls (Saturday night
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charges) and soft drinks inside, you telephone her to apologise
the evening is Ane so
for being delayed.
"Say, 'Look, the tickets øre at the box office. Just pay for them will you and I'll settle up later. Then turn up in the mid- | dle of the second act,
Correct dress: leather jacket, jeans and a tee-shirt.
Finally there is the Win-At- Any-Cost approach. This comes Mr Stephen Potter, the "You have a soft drink or a from voffee in ench of the cafes and greatest living authority. try the one-armed bandits in the
His methods, devised after. "This sort of thing rends a You snooker halls.
can play
Into a kind of stupor. long research, are very advanced woman shooker If you want to,
and can be recommended only She may not be impressed but } she does feet inexplicably dent- ! "Then go on to the Locarno to gifted students.
ed." at Streatliam or the Wimble- The intention must be to
There don Puluts.
are lot of sollen
Polter. her up," says
I have a feeling that most can dance or This is a good way. You are women would rather have a girls there. You
If you are going to the opera and it is Rood old-fashioned clout on_the fast stund rund.
raining hard. So you drive her head than tangle with Mr Pol- lucky you can pick up a girl.
"Then you go for a burn-up on there in a half-open car whleh ter. the motor-bike with the girl on The cost? "About 17s 4d" the pillion. Crystal Palace area says Norman, Correct dress? Is a good place for burning-up. he says, Then you go home. You can do "Full evening dress
it easy on £1." and silver-topped cane."
"First I'd take her to see my show, Fings Ain't Wot They Used TEe, because 1 get in for nuthing," he says. "Then I' take her for supper to the pie and cel shop in Hoxton 1igh
street."
My week on prunes and
leaks.
"You park at Long Acre. lightly remarking, This is a It only a slep uod place.
to the opern house. She 121
six
15 glasses of water
THIS is the story of a starving man.
Surrey.
For five days, at this nature cure exclusively on resort near Godalming, Surrey, I have lived almost warm water. And even that is rationed.
Each glass has
The Hancocks live not for A thick, gooey sludge of melted chesse, inches deep. I was just away, and his wife told me on smothering the wrote thing in the telephone: "I was perfectly mustard when I woke up. happy to stay the whole week, was the mold bringing my glass but Tony was too impatient," of worm water.
They give you three glasses of warm water a day. two slices of lemon floating in it, so you can, if you are a mystic, pretend Bernard Suniey, you are drinking a flat gin and tonic."
Starvation. politely known
as fasting in these carrot-
dicing and yoghouri-tippling
circles, Is the first principle i
nature cure.
Also they plute you in and oul of hot and cold batha
knead (hydrotherapy).
Doner
(enteopathy). massage you, and rub you all over with rock salt.
week
It costs 22 puinens a and any punishment began one Monday morning, The white- doctor cald "I conled nature
hope you like woter.".
I gave him a terrible smile. I had not touched undiluted water for 10 years.
"Smoke much?" he asked. "Thirty plus.** "Alcobel?"
Sort of leady-heavy. You know, like one of the boys."
About time
In the white coal, The man an osicopath named Stanley Lon, clucked his tongue and said: "I'm, it was about time you visited us."
wright
He wrote it all down: Agr 35,
art. Ovin. telalt 121. 7.
by PETER
CHAMBERS
Am
ז
here
What
doing Why did Tony Hancock book in for a week and leave after only three days?
Read on in the Thin Man's Diary.
It
Sat on the terrace with the property tycoon who built London Air- port. "I'm on yoghurt and frust,"
he said. "What about you?"
he said.
about my This is seventh visit. Try to spend two weeks here every year, and you have no idea how marvel- lous. you feel when you come out. Bouncy, clear-eyed, fresh skinned, all that sort of thing. TUESDAY: The lay-out of Sick it out and ygr-11 ste"
Nigel Patrick in on Vichy this place, a red brick mansion built by Contes spinning water-and nothing at nil hefrens in 1081, is ke a tirst- eat--for his first 10 days,
I am Meanwhile
the on class country hotel. From my window at 3.30 ila morning I mossage table, reflecting that looked out on the splendid lawn, all this water-bloated misery. the rhododendrons, and, beyond, rose out of going to the beachi. were four of us sun- an uninterrupted view of Surrey There
Don't think I like woodlands
up ut 0.30 in the getting
morning.
.
to
Te it a cigar not more than 10in, long. He has a diree: tele- phone line to his bedroom, so that he can talk business.
Water," I said.. Then his lunch arrived, and I had to leave,
Symptoms of starvation: Sleepiness, light-headedness, and inability to concentrate.
Decarbonising
curc
FRIDAY: The nature came from Germany and the man who America, but runs this place one of the half-dozen nature cure resorts. in Britains a New Zealander named Robert Ainson Reddell. He is a rarely built man of 60. He looks 50.
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Between 14 and 10 ho under- went a succession of operationa for osteomyelitis (bone disease). My colleague, Percy Hhskins, Then he got well under Stanley hiet crime reporter of the Daily Lief, the pioneer of nature cure Express, has been wandering in Britain.
"I'm
middle-of-the-way' around for a week with Willära
"I make . Shirer's 1,200-page book, "The tattare man," he said.
claims for the Kise ond Fall of the Third no exaggerated Reich," He is up to page 316. system. But sun, water, exercise, natural food without these "I never make it," admits pigs nobody can be healthy. Percy. He used to be 174 stone. Above all, if you want to live After several visits here he is right, you've got to eat right." down to 141⁄21⁄21⁄2 stone.
7 sold had not enten af all. For days.
Bliss
dra
"Ah, we put nearly everybody the water diet at firs! because they need decarbonis- ing, like car," he said.
Down I go
THURSDAY: Promotion! For bathing, and this girl I fancy lunch today I was tiven "Polas-
slum
This Soup."
contning Edenly cald: "You are fat."
other salls ob- "Why."
urolentes. "you poterslum and
tained from simmering lettuce, always used to say cuddly."
onlens, and other It's the chirping. The way She replied firmnly: "No, you cabbage,
vegetable leaves for two hours, Sprightly of step. I walked six these birds go on in the country are fat." is something insane.
Heavens, the things one does and siralaing off the juice, It's miles today, and the only cold beef tea, but, I food I have eaten this week In as thinner than Went down to the Treatment for
George, the masseur, gouged Huzzled it like a character in a six prunes. This is nothing. A kroup of Scandinavians liked Rooms for my manage and away at my Epine as though he refugee dim,
500 miles on a pure water diet,
women,
thought.
It reminded me of another salt-cubi It's funny, you know time about a year ago. when the face, but when you ree the were trying to make it como out I iried dangerously with the cup.nicod for the first time, the other side,
Idea of getting at.
you don't recognise hinh.
I bald
After five seconds it clicked. The girl at the Vic Tannoy
"Hello, Nird Patrick." Lexington- on Bymusestum avenue, New York, looked me Patrick levert melt univer-
My dream
If only you had stuck it out "I told you you would feel until the fourth day, Tony food," sald Nigel Patrick, Hancockt You would have glugging down bis Victor water. tearned the blies of Potassium "Now book to the rat race." I said, "First thing I think Scup,
I'll pack is some cholesterol by But Hancock was an unruly eating a huge. Welsh rabbit --- pallent. He fretted in the I haven't eaten one for years," shorin and said: Ing out of a cold-water
WEIGHT REPORT: In ve over in my
WEDNESDAY: I dreamed of electric blanket "bath" (for 45 Pute, bath, dashed for the hot shower "You've a good frame,
eight and a half bit, and tuled through the spray, a Welsh rarebit last night, minutes you are wrapped in an days I lost
"I've just anished in a play There it was in all its odorifer electric blanket oliskin to make pounds.
London Express Kerolce). in London and I need to relax," ous glory. A huge rait of toast. you sweat).
Juvia thut
But you've let it o hub?" 1 never gymnasium..
Mitz-
INTO ORBIT
THE day that Comman- Ador Shopard went up, looked around, liked what he sow and como
down again, a new cocktail was invented in London,
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The Savoy's Joe Gilmore took half a measure of bourbon, an eighth of fresh lime juice, eighth of fresh orange juice and aquarter peach brandy, shook them all together with ke and called the result the Astronaut
a pale gold and after e couple of them I felt deliciously weightless. You can tell the Ri, Hon Maurice Harold Macmillan that the Farkling was normat Boy, what a ridet
-(London Express Service),
ROLEX
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