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British newsletter from Peter Burgoyne

'We really begin

to wonder about

the comic colonel'

London.

He is too painfully well-remembered abroad to need any detailed sketch- ing-in by us: the comic English colonel, whose touchingly simple creed it was that any foreigner could be made to understand anything if you only shouted at him loudly enough.

THE LOWER Swindling LEVELS ticket

tout gets

by

Rufort Ratcliffe 12 months

Musical Madness

The London Philharmonic Orchestra was "flooded

London.

FIVE football fans who swopped two expen- withsive Cup Final tickets for five 3s. 6d. ones re- ceived a shock when they to the Wembley got

they were

applications" when it started looking for a girl "to play the typewriter" in a performance of Erik Satio's "Parado."

This remarkable musical com- position. 1። a50 scored "police siren, pistol and foghorn"

Remembered, we hasten to add, through European cabaret acts and news-

paper cartoons. Never encountered any longer, we like to believe, in according to the report. the apopleptic pink.

But dammit, sir! We really begin to wonder.

our

Mr Rednald Maudling, 44-year-old President ot the Board of Trade, left with his wite for Moscow, where he opened Britain's

Russian trade fair.

Art

loud long and hunting horn.

But Sheba the

The conductor sald he anti- cipated the girl chosen would Here have "fantastic-shaped glasses а like

Ah yes, we knew it. our piste. Let the sun set on land be "streamlined and glossy Gur Empire if it will, and the like a raller glamorous and Irish (all those potatore cannot typical American secretary." do them any good) beat us the grub-stakes record.

and

the

foxhound, seated placidly on her table, neiler yelped nor bristled. She just looked the other way accepted a custard cream.

She had come over frem Mrs Maudling, by way of pre-enemy. She was brain-washed paration, had been busy study-küler no longer, but a lady. ing Russian--alone. Her hus- bund believes in sticking to Engilsti.

Taking stand?

A challenge

It all began two months ago when

Shoba, scampering

Semersell the lush any other through Quote: "Speaking

the Dutvertu leads language only

tnis meadows where W understandings and misunder Hunt rides, wandered acciden- ! standings can be serious when tally into the League's 300-acre they have a bearing on Britain's sanctuary at Barlynch, trade problems."

It was a king-sized challenge to Mr John Grove, the warden,

be would not Could Sheba

won? Why

Well and good, if Mr Maud ng neans that he

like to the up the purchase

uf should the Chinese Communists

ul cal indoctrination?

เอ

Britain (573 copies per 1,000) has the largest newspaper vir-! culation in the world.

Britain The bellringers of

will surely strike a medal for the brother whose team was taking part in a contest the other day. His trousers fell down. fe his let them stay there reund ankles, and

misked never netu.

#

next year's Uzbekistan carpet | have a monopoly on psychologie! It sounds alarming. From output on the strength phrase or two

carriage

Measts.

self-tutor.

conversation Somebody's

A

of railway- He took Sheba home

na she from Baronsdown Farm just Russian was-lean, hoy and ferocious--

his! and put her in the care of 17-year-old daughter Carol.

But if he is taking his stand (and surely he cannot be?) with to luck The colonel, it begins more alarming.

13 that

The spoilsport truth The colonel's brusque technique for unter-ractal communication was always a dismal og. The more he bellowed and roared in English at an inpassive French water, the more he got nowhere at all-and the more he Wa5 punished for it when Paddition" arrived.

An interpreter Anyway, for Mr Maudling in Mancow it will have to be an interpreter, like the

who accompanied Nikita Khrushchev on his barn-storming tour of the United States.

one

Millions saw on newsreels and television this accomplished fel low's astonishing virtuoso per formance, as he translated with fired deft speed the questions by reporters at his boss, and the king barangues fired back.

il

He never hesitated, never

Diten, alumbled. But

to watcher, It seemed strange that something it took so many words to say in Russian could be enn-

into verted

so little English of a single the luss without nuance,

1 is no mean point that Mr Scime Maudling provokes. (notably our Mr Harold Pinter, in vogue) a playwright much

breakdown In fear a jet-age

amorg ecmanunication even those who share a common lan- Rilege.

Then the insidious course be gen. Firm kindness, good food, cautious introductions to anbaals But for the foxhounds detest.

the first few weeks, whenever hunt parsed by, Sheba quivered at the "Tantivy when humans could not even hear it.

A triumph

Then, slowly, her blood-lust faded. Soon she was turning a and dent ear to foxy noises would not even chase a fem- hunt yard chicken. When the came by again she could not care less.

It was a triumph. Sheba the and huntress was fat, friendly

[0 be said) a little (il has foolish.

They do not talk about her now down in Dulverton hunting

They do not even circles. her.

own

Dash it, if ever the foxes got to hear about that brain-wash- ing course...

*

morc

BAD ENOUGH

I usually mumble "pardon me, what was that you said?" turnstiles and keep this up for a minute told the tickets or so with my mitt cupped to

my car. The less polite ones forged.

yell "what's wrong with you? Beaf or something?"

Generally, I shake my skull sadly and say "Yes, very deaf. The sounds here did in me car- drums years ago."

DEAF TRICK

of

When 1 Was the guest

<f the Con refined hoeserows in Japan, 1 felged deafness after the first couple of days,

were

But with the help of the the police the five faus sow Final-and the ticket tout who swindled them was jailed for 12 months by Hendon sex) magistrates.

Middle-

John

The tout, 24-year-old James Cavanagh, of no settled address, pleaded guilty to three charges concerning forged Cup Final lelets.

Tals sounds bad enough to start with. The "muste" she'll render will be that of a profes-on slonal typist making the bell ring at the end of each line.

discovered It worked wonders, What a pity there won't be Instead of the warders yelling a performance of "Parade" in at me. they hmored me al- this neck of the woods. 11 together making finger-signs would be dead easy to liven that I was batty and deaf.

It up with plie drivers, ! screeching bus gears, squeal- ' Actually I am now a bit deaf Ing bleycle brakes, hawker's and I suppose a bit batty too. stlekk-banging,

ille Who would't be having to bash mahjong and bashing

the (exotle) ruddy typewriter for a crust Hound emitted by the popul-;---and never get invited to play

of one in an orchestru? исе in slurping bowls noodles.

STEADY DRONE

Rumming rhnically through The Background, could be steady drone of carefully edited with the stirleks, howls, tupes means and Bellows of rage of assorted palefaces who've been Riven a dozen successive wrong phone numbers-or have tried

Britain and America we

warned that ore

more and

women

arc suffering from it. New York specialist Dr Irwin Lubowe Baid cently that within a decade nearly OUTLY third of women would be unwilling victims.

Now the Institute of Trichot keep partoling their names logy in Britain worries us with the sweet creatures at the other and getting these fouled up by the news that more

than halt end of the line. the patients is their Brixton he spital are women,

How would you like it your wife anncumeed casually over supper that she was going bald?

Tourists often tell me they love the sounds of the (exotic, fiselnating colourful and cap- tivating) Far East."

the

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Cavanagh admitted

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Aldea, Madi

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Final tickets for 100,

"They were quite good for-

London. sald Detective Con Herles,"

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genuine tickets seis. Both were dummies. people with

London Express Service.

O Lord our Lord, how ex-would have been very dis- cellent is thy name in all the appointed." earth!-Psalm 8:9.

The works of the Creator

reveal flis glory and power. And it is One like this whom we should know in a personal way as "our Lord." Press-Radio Bible Service.

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FILMS

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MAJESTIC: "Aty" David Ladd, Arthur O'Conur. KING'S & BROADWAY: "Eimer Gantry," with Burt Lancaster, Jean Simmons.

HOOVER & GALA: "Murder at 45 B.P.M.,“ with Danielle Darrieux, Michel Auclair.

ROYAL & STATE: "Carry On Re-

Aidary with gardless,"

James, Kenneth Connor,

LEE

PRINCESS: "#partacus,"

Kirk Douglas, Laurence starring Davier, Jean Stromans, Peter Us- Μπον,

8," Elizabeth HITZ: "Butterfeld

Taylor, 1.anrence Harvey,

Naked In the ORIENTAL "GO

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with Bill PARAMOUNT: "Gergo".

Travers, William Sylvester WORLD;" "Yive Criminala,"

Yoko Mihara, Shigeru Amachi, CAPITOL: The Cola Game,"

NIGHT SPOTS CHAMPAGNK: The Five Pink Pearla

Irons Japan, and Susan Stepu

tena DanL-WRIA) PARAMOUNT:

Duo Alexander; Can Girls. GOLDEN POGENIX: Star Leo Bing

China Autica, and the Sense tional Acrobatic Team Wasta and

There is always a crumb of comfort somewhere. Even, though at first glance we do not

appear to leap with any particular lustre in from its solid pages, tho United Nations

Year Book Statistical just issued in New York. The Irish (calory intake: 3,500) are the best fed nation in the (335 world. The

Americans cars for every 1,000 citizens) are the most mobile. The Russians are the biggest film fans.

of course. We get placed, Britons come fourth in *he It was a tense moment in calorific league-table, and

Caxton Hall, West- in the mobility stakes (98 cars are actually minster. Members of the per 1,000). We League Against Cruel second best at watching televi- GRANDEL LOUNGE: Sports watched breath- lessly as, halfway through thair ORNUA! mcoting, thair chairman Mr Ed-

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We knew it But don't We come first t Not even anything any more?

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added that ; had two previous

"Detective Johns Cavanagh convictions

King's

courts in the name of O'Rourite

both at Lelcester CROSSWORD

and was in fact wanted by the Leicester police on another matter.

Another tout, 17-year-old Leonard Walter Young, of who Morris-road. Dagenham, sold a forged ticket for £2, was was dred £50.

Four other men facing charges concerning forged Bekets remanded until May 23.

TARGET

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four felters FIF MUTE CO You ke from

the

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no proper nungs TODAY'S TARGET: 21 words, Good: 21 words, DOTY pood: 43 words, cccclient, solution tomorrow.

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