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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 1961.

20th CENTURY In Jerusalem, where Eichmann

COWBOYS

DODGE

BALLISTIC MISSILES

Point Arguello. THE biggest worry for the cowboys in this patch of ranching country near the California coast is not bullets but ballistic missiles. For to the north is the U.S. Vandenberg Air Force base with its Atlas launching pads,

en

The

the cowpunchers 15,000-acre spread bordering the great misatie base usually keep one eye un lap enille and the other In the direction of the 2580. Mount Tranquillon.

ATLAS

When

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Allas in tested

er a Discoverer Ratclifte is shot fnls orbit, the cowhands

The rowpokus know every new Aring representa

that

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CONSTRUCTS

COURT DRAMA

THAT GRIPS THE WORLD

COLIN LAWSON reports from Jerusalem

LAST

week Adolf Eichmann Was

new danger to them. But they brought up from his have been living with that dan-heavily guarded cell They like to reenil the beneath the temporary Jerusalem's when projectile exploded court in overhead and great

gor for two yeura now,

bunks di

atetal fell in the corral.

And House of the People to face his accusers. The

they take a quiet pleasure to laughing off the event as Just one of the dangers of being indictment: The are

20th-century cowboy.

alerted first by fantastle

roar, This 15 their signal to start running.

Then the rocket with ita fery tail, hot- than

shoots

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the

51,

over Mount

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Tranquillon 10-

wards

the

Pacific Deean,

which

burdeta

the south side

of the ranch,

By the time?

the missile is

directly overhead, most of the the ranch people who live on have had a chance to reach the tra bomb shelter.

This shelter is large enough to hold 20 people, and was design- ed to be withits "yunning die- tanee" of the munch-hands' living quarters. In addition, there is a sinuller shelter a few uses away ut the corral.

Anic

"Lend me a sixpence,

please..."

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murder of Jews.

mass

He walked through a door into a bullet-proof glass dock.

And here, through th:1 door, was the setting for the trial. Eichmann, lanked by

at his guards, looked judges,

The cast

T three

The president, Supreme Court Justice Moshe Landau, sat be- tween Dr Benjamin Halevi, un his right, and Dr Itzhak Riveh. On their right, the official court reporter.

the On their left, official Interpreter.

The chiet prosecuting counsel, Israeli Attorney-General Dr Gideon Hausner, stood on the right of the Judges.

Next to Eichmann's box fac- ing the Bench: the lawyers' desks. Nearest The defence counsel: Dr Robert Servatius, who leads; his junior, Dr Dieter Lisa Wechtenbruch; and Miss Grade, Dr Wechtenbruch's Assistant,

faces his accusers

At the next desk all the pro- secutor's assistants, Jacob Barov

and Gabriel Bach.

Facing Elchmann, hidden by one

and partly of the wooden

THE SITTING-ROOM

CONSULTANT .....

AR

RE you over-worked? A social failure? A romantic dead-loss? Unable to keep up in the rat-race of modern life? If you think you are, don't imagine the psychiatrist's couch is the only answer.

Nowadays, you can lie down at home and get advice on the problems of living almost free from a long-playing record. The latest and most intriguing dise I have listened to has been made not by a hot-blowing trumpeter, nor a muscular stripling with side-burns, but by a professor of psychology.

He is Dr Murray Banks, an ex-professor of psychology at Long Island University, New York.

And his record, called "How to lvo with yourself or what

to do until The paychiatrist comes," has just been issued.

Formula

Dr Banks's formula is a ding- dong patter on how to deal with ail your basic problems of living and loving-liberally punctuated with hilarious gags. A corl of mixture between Dale Carnegie, Dr Kinsey, and Groucho Marx.

by

四四

how to live with yourself...

•Or...

what to do until the psychiatrist comes

M

ROBIN DOUGLAS HOME

reached for one, the voice told me firmly that alcohol was only another form of adjustment.

"Liquor never adjusts prob- cms, it only irrigates them." Switch on your gramophone, The live audience joined me in get comfortable on your couch, and listen to Dr Banks's racing- nervous laughter.

commentator-type voice dis- cussing "the drama of life."

He

My gramophone then gave me

Be

are never

an optimist, I was told. Why millionaires Be like the widower of £3 who happy they are always trus- married again and started look- trated by the thought that with ing for a house near a school, an their money they cannot buy

Sample questions answered by real happiness. Dr Banks

The real reason why people zet ulvers because they spend

a free psychiatric check-up-10 too much time worrying about

says everyone has four questions basic wants. They say to them ask me selves—

I WANT to live,

I WANT to feel important.

← I WANT someone to love me.

I WANT a little variety. Fullment of all four wants, So wo are all destined to be frustrated

he says, is Impossible.

in one or more of them....

The

A drink...

record spins slowly on und we learn that the important thing is, how we adjust our- selves to these frustrations,

a psychiatrist would problems without actively trying

to sort them out.

to see if I was well

Laughter

my

I must admit that, after 45 minutes of Dr Banks on gramophone, I felt like a pry- schizophrenic chatle, neurotic with paranolas tendencies.

But I was so weak with adjusted.

inughter that A straitjacket ONE: Are you happy?

would not have been necessary. TWO: Do you have zert for

Dr Banka promises a sequel living?

What wearing mink really called "The Drama of Bex” and TIILEE: Are you socially means to

woman "The only "Just in Cose You Think You're adjusted?

person who needs a mink cost Normal." FOUR: Do you have unity is a mink," he says. A skunk Perhaps soon we'll be hearing and balance?

cont performs exactly the same titles Your Liver and You," FIVE: Do you deal with your functions for a woman but mink. "Successful foneymooning" and problems when they arise and gives her a fueling of import "Nog No More in the Kit not before?

ance and confidence that skunk Parade. SIX: Do you have real insight could not. into your own conduct?

BEVEN: Do you have a con- dential relationship with some other person?

EIGHT Can

you laugh at yourself?

NINE: Are you engaged in satisfying work?

It's certainly an uncanny feeling, hearing a volee booming out of a loudspeaker telling you you are only normat If you have mastered the art of adjustment. worry effectively?

TEN: Do you know bow' to

If I answered "Yes" to all

Banks illustrates this with tha example of a jilted finneco-ond questions, I was as well adjust- girl commits suicide, another ed as my gramophone motor, say "shoot alm."

Dut the core of Dr Banka'o "But both nutcide and murder mesasgo boils down to thi Problems are etways are only two different forms of adjustment,” he says,

anme: the only difference be

A

the

By this time I felt in need of tween propia is their atlllude to

I those probletna. AD

strong drink. But,

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London.

~HAUFFEUR George Wooldridge, of Barking, Essex,

had to be at work early the other day. Carofully ho put all his clocks forward by one hour. What he didn't know was that his wife had done the same thing before going to bed.

George was up before dawn,

supports to the dock-the wit-

* balcony which Tuns Every word, every facial ex- man, of one of the

must in-

of the hall, pression is recorded. And the famous crimes in modern civi-

liation.

ness-box, above which, peering round three sides

glass boxes from which simul- from its hole in the will, was a

nest, one of two taneous translations of the pre- world is today brutally remind- TV camera

ed, through the trial of this me which will record the trial. eeedings were made.

بالکل از

"Oops!" There it goes again--that's the trouble with those Eastern carpots.”

-(Lordon Express Service). >

PSYCHIATRIST

WALLETZ

***Growing up is a slow pro- cc18----we must just face up to it, Tony."

can save any man in the houța!”

"I'm serving three won- tymova ninchTTOUSLY !?

(London Express NETVICU). ..

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