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Auckland.
The New Zealand Govern- mont is so disturbed by o wave of hooliganism that it has asked for an inveB- tigation of the situation by the United Nations.
Meanwhile the Government has told the police and the courts: "Don't hurt these hooli- gans....but Let tough with them."
And the police and courts are co-operating enthusiastically.
For example:
A FIRE was started on washe Innct by three boys. threatened, seven houses, Police enught the boys and made thein eloun up und pollsh the local fire station, Including the fre engine and the fremar's, sillas helmeis I took the boyn whole day.
A CAR point-daubed with rude slogans and laden with youths arrived at a holiday resort, Police made the youth park outside the police station, buy point remover, and rub the? alogans off.
À FIGHT outside a bar at the Mame resori lert to 11 you. *ppearlug in court. The magia. trate Aned him £10 for tighting lind asked: "How long are you holidaying here?" The youth replied: "A week." Suld magistrate; "No. you're noi. fel out of town within half an haur and stay out "
the
To all big holiday resorts police chiefs have senil Hask forces of brawny cunstables. These constables:—
Scize cases of beer from léen- ngers' curs outside dance halls, Patrol benches after dark.
moving on any couples stift there;
Threaten drivers of noisy motor-cycles that if they do tot allence them The motor-cycles wilt be confiscated,
THE CHINA MÁIL, SATURDAY, JANUARY
BY
1961.
JACKY Mendelsohn THE PEEPLE WHO CAME were
JACKY'S DIARYS
TODAY I'm mad on MY Parints on a count of LAST Night They Had a PARTY Did'nt invite Me!
THINK DADDY
must of Lost His 1-GLASSES, On a COUNT of He had
on Mommy's
HAT, and ALSO HE WAS
Dancing With A CHAIR!
age 33
Could Tell There WAS COMPANY CAUSE MomMY WAS Laffing at Daddy's JOKES,
HAI на
REAL NICE THEY all Put Their CLOTHES ON MY BED IN CASE igor cold,
Good
Night
Good Night
GOOD night,
Wow aid They make a LOITA NOISE, in the mid- ALE OF THE PARTY THEY STARTED IN BLOWING on HORNS & BANGING ON a Bunch of Pots & PANS!
bang
180P
Wee
BAM
PS: i got HOT!
This morning Daddy Don't Feel So Good CAUSE HE GOT BARFLies in his STUMmik, So MomMY SAYS i 'mustent
DISTERD Him,
THAT'S WHY I'M ONLY GONNA PLAY MY
STICK THAT Way it Only Make as much Noise,
FINELY AFTER IT WAS REAL
LATE EVERY Body Said
Good Night & WENT HOME
1-1
foot.
1960, King Features Syndicate. Int.,
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BEING of sound mind and healthy
A WIFE TELL
in Hongkong? ON
body, I herewith declare that nothing will induce me to spend another winter in England. No matter how the government Whips roar their disapproval and no matter how my constituents raise their eyebrows, I am determined to get away from this sodden rain- soaked island in the winter monthis:
Even when we play golf under à clear sky the sun looks like a slice of lemon, and our feet sink into the ground as we swing the driver, or the spoon:
As for hitting the bottom of the ball, It is quite impossible.
There is a purpose to life in Karachi, and I have never seun a finer lot of men than the Bri-
- London Letter
by SIR BEVERLEY BAXTER, M.P.
bombard the islands except pulley, its porting endless pru- Fornosa itself.
まい
HER HUSBAND?
By KITTY DIXON
WOULD you inform on your husband? I Would you res if he had robbed the Of all the countries I have
Bank of England of a cool million. vlajted". I would put Formnoca first for its beauty and for the Yet how could we elnim to
But Mrs Margaret Sneddon, charm and the wit of its have travelled round the world of Banknock, Stirlingshire, did. habitants. The costure of the if we did not see New Zealand When she discovered her hus
Some of these band Matt had broken into the women is exquisitely feminine and Australia?
cession of cars, its soaking ratu and its limeless air of the cen- turies.
"A husband Oddly enough;
no similar exemption then lie artits i felonious wolfer enjous he becomes an accessory to her felonu."
But does anyone abandon London of lus own goodwill! Here is the centre of the world, the greatest metropolis of all time, with the fascination of
tish naval officers and me and there is charm as well as days we shall foumes there and factory where he worked so politicut, ilfe, he endless thea-stationed there. Make no miss humour in the sight of bables perhaps we shall find that lie was furious. ires, and Covent Garden Opera
progress take about it, life can be vibrant carried on the backs of their is full of adventure,
10 She went straight set in a sea of vegetables,
where every day presents heavy mothers. We would have liked and charm.
phone and gave his boss a full Sneddon should have ignored I am not suggesting that. Mrs Am I really willing to fold my problems. Marking was not, lo slay for a month or a year tents like the Arabs and noisily created to live without prob or perhaps to the end of the steal away?
It is possible but tems. That is why life in Swit- story.
zerland is so dull.
not more.
However I shall first name D which I 1st of the places to shall not mikrate and give my
reasons,
Hongkong
Ho with
of
and
the
A chance?
or
I have, never been to New account of what had happened. her husband's crime; But, as Zealand, yet to me it has an op-
No witness for the prosecu- his wife, she should have urged peal which calls in the silent By contrast Tokyo, which hours of the night when the ton could have done more to in to admit his guilt.
clinch vordlet of "guilty" for was our hext stop,
He was quite willing to admit was like rain is dripping its endless tears Mail Sneddon.
it after his wife had told his Manchester on
night upon the rain-soaked square in- an off There was beauty when we which to live.
He was fired and fined £12. boss. And I have a feeling he would have done so earlier had went to the hills Lut we had.no
Good Heavens! I qulle forgot various stops we regrets on leaving Tokyo with
Did Mrs Sneddon act wisely? he been given an understand. Without a moment's hesitation eventually reached Hongkong its jazz dance bands, its seream to include the fact that our tour Would most law-abiding wives the pufi towards the "phone.
Should let us rule out New York, Paris, where a handsome launch, with ing advertisement or American also included the handsome har have done the sume?
You may feel, ilke Mra Berlin, (East and West), Rome, the Governor's aide de camp in films, and its contempt for its bour of Vancouver, the financiat they be expected to?
Sneddon, that you "couldn't Moscow
realism of Toronto, the French and Istanbul, Nor charge, took us across the ex- own royalty.
"I'm convinced I did
the live with your conscience, would I choose to live in Shang-site
Canadian metropolis of Montreal harbour the Gover-
thing." argues Mr you might agree with me. hal, Tokyo or Chicago. Having nors residence where we werd. Twenty-four hours later we with its stately hills and spires, Fight
we Sneddon, been in all these ciles, except to stay, No palater, no novelist, were in Honolulu that perfumed and also Scotland where Istanbul, my judgment is not no architect could equal tho' paradize
American-stylo came down from the ocean But I just as convinced tinsed merely upoň prejudice. beauty that nature had achieved, hotels, but I was particulary skies. And so to London.
interested when the American Well, having concluded the that she did not,
But what about Matt's boss! of our world tour Let us adm!! that London coi- Yet in its harbour and hills, Admiral-In-Chiet invited us in story
He has a problém too. What A balance
would you do in his position? not be set aside lightly but the after dinner, as we sat on the visit him at his hendquarters at come to some conclusions, what boste truth remains that old Governor's terrace, my mied Peart Habour.
is to be the final decision? Ought Gotham-on-Thames is meant for went back to the horror of the
my wife and myself, deelde to
His employee did wrong, and There is A delicate balanco With the utmost courtesy he abandon London and seek the
ho has been punished. the civil servant, the genlus, the frvasion by the Japanese when
of furtice between morality his launch pleasant and hazardous lifo nciar, the dramatist and the the little yellow men bomberi took us on board
and loyalty in euch a situation. Wouldn't you, in the boss's salted around the which can be found in so many superior-demi-mondaine. It a Pearl Harbour and incidentally and we
A wife's obligation to her place, now be saying to your
Delf:- .. elso for the poseur, the rich and bombed America into the war, beautiful naval harbour which other places on the map?
was bombed on a Sunday mor- For example what about husband is surely stronger than the powerful.
The consequent
the Japanese
"Whatever people, might say Invasion of ning by
and Switzerland where the moun- any obligation to the State.
about Mry Snedton's action, Now Bs it happens my wife Hongkong by the Japanese was brought America info the War, tains are so high that they re
And, indeed, the State knows they will have to agree that the and I went around the world a carried out with adrendítal
duled mankind to pygmies? What
Absolutely about Berlin where you get two
honest couple of years ago.
and It arose cruelly. from an invitation from Chlang
cities for the price of one? Or Says Kenny's Ouulnes of straight-forward. So once Kal-stick to visit Formosa and
what about Toronto where Criminal Law: "Since it is a
"With a woman ako that o we thought that in the process Lebanon, we gazed on the ma
or was born and where I lived un-wife's duty to aid her husband his wife Matt 19 not illely to go There was the shadow it was worth seeing as many jestle beauty of nature whielt dread tragedy, mixed with this til the 1914 war when I algmed hd to keep its secrets,
Two up for military service on the roum no Bability (save under for wrong again." As possible before over and over again has been beautiful surroundings. countries reaching Formosa.
blackened by the horrors of American, battle cruisers, par- absoluto assurance of the re-special statutory providdon) it, And wouldal you give him' violent war."
tally submerged,
cruluing Sergeant that the war after he has silent as the grave. The only would be over by the time I got offence, even treason, tho hides back?
Thim from juice." During our visit the local fesseur is at sunrise and at cun to France. He was wrong. presentatives of Britleb now set when,
Not even a boot or a wynie bugler wounds Res papers gave a luncheon at the veille. and "Lights out". In
would conlend That London is perfect place for retireinent
Troubled Cyprus
moro,
**
In the
So we duly look off from Correspondents Club in olni
London Airport. passed
Gentle 'Frisco
were
Tallis,
memory of the dead whotó aver honour and I can assure you bodies are still there in the nor have I any great yearing the troubled island at Cyprus that if the newspaper proprit ships. Seldom in history, his for Manchester and the salahfc | and came down at the Lebanon tors in London bad heard, the the beauty of nature and the where there was some kind of a comments on newspaper úr tragedy of war peen so blend- revolution, and sentries guarded prietors En general their curs ed. the streels. In the usual manner would have burned. But that of the Lebanon the shots were is the atmosphere at most newa. being fired at random. Among paper meetings when the pro other entunities, Lady Duff- prietors are for away.. Cooper's son, in his military
Beautiful Formosa
New Zealand
.....
Once more we look to the dir Then what about New Zea- and in a few hours rame down land? Once a year I sit next la at San Francisco with its lovely Lord Freiburg V.C. tte. in the harbour, its gentle atmosphere dining room of the Commens capacity, suffered from a bulie! Make no mistake, about # and its old world charm of when the survivors of Chur- that just grazed his head and Hongkong la fascinating even beautiful houses: Here are peace chill's famous naval brigade drew bludd.
though the disparity between and dignity, yet there is also Yet it was much a beautiful not" eruel in its content.
the "Haver"
and the "Have tragedy, in the middle of the celebrate their glory and their harbour there is a rock prison. lost in balie, And once a year harbour atul I was Borry, not to
where murderers who have been Lord Freiburg tells me of the have seen more of it despite the
given life sentences walk up and Face and kindliness of. Now atray bullets. On balance, how-
down with no guards to be seen. Zealand where for a limo he
was the Governor-General. ever, I prefer to live in a coun- try or i elly where there la ao
Then why do they not go over revolution in progress.
Was héte † khi, stilt tä ̈ ̈Lon,| So in due course we took off board and try to escape by swim where the petses SID, great in a plane for Formose, that ming? The answer is simple. The Eventually we reached Kara island paradise of Chiang Kai- water, throughout the year is so chi, where it had been attacked shek, which is so heavily endow cold that o dhe would cscape that we should stay with the ad by nature and the Amorledn değili. British High Commissioner, The treasury. At the Ume Reg・ A how, fouter taler We dry in shines on the waters of Pokel division of India into two halves China was bombing the uni had brought great distress in its ahoro lelands but with kini, 1 : 19 Yark, and, aflar yushori isitarlow the yng khususto, of pause ve, take alt for Londoj Hongkook, jirta with the bounty CHINESLARTS & GRAFTS (H.K.) LTD. wake, fiefugees were pouring mirable quailty of hotel virkating, when wCITETAN DAG
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