JACOBY Ton BRIDGE
IF YOU
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should happen to use the strong "gambling" three- no-trump convention, you will get the best results if the Black- wood convention is Incorporated. That is, the raise to four trinnp asks for nees. But if the partner wishes to try for a ston without Binckwood, he should do so by bidding the long suit held by his partner. In must enses he will know which of the two minor sults the partner has.
When three no-trip it was cury enough for South to know what North's solid minor sult was. So South started toward the upper levels with Blackwood !! no-trump. North guarantee 1wo nees by his open- ing bid.
North opened with
Then. when North
four
not
showerl heart
two Bees with his five bid, South did u little counting and could only discover 12 no- trump tricks ussuming that
WEST
..
NORTH (D) SAB
+12
♣AKQ19874
◆ KJ 10 8 4
QJ 1003
+7
442
North
SOUTHI
A5
EAST
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◆ QJ 10
45.
A2 AK90543
Both vulnerable
Enst
3 NT Pass
5❤
Pass
PABS
Poss
*
South
West
1 N.T.
Pass
74
Pass
Opening lead-♥ Q
North would have a side king
In addition to his solid sult and side ace.
AL clubs, South counted trite higher. There would be a spade ruff going for him unless North held a singleton ace of spades. If there wasn't a spade ru then South had a lovely
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1960.
WOMANSENSE
Don't
By MAUREEN
From a
sunburnt
country
то
you:
Do YOU appreciate the ability of a good beauty operator?
Are YOU aware of the purpose of effleurage, friction or taportment ?
Pleas from
a sad
all the women readers who have ever hap-
beautician
pened to cast an eye over this page, I ask by Karina Young
And find out Ï dja.
over enthusiastle with my find out what it was all about "How many of you have ever had a beauty kneading" movements-judg- onywny. facial, complete with the full treatment of beauty ing by the bushing sears I left mask, electric vibrator, therapeutic lamp-in fact, in my wake. all the crazy luxuries that make you feel like a million dollar note, lovingly wrapped in sable or mink.
Swanky
Our exclusive class of 12 took taltion in one of Sydney's swandciest salons after the
me-bobs" bad been
safely ushered off its lush premises.
The real beneft to be had my days as a beautician in that socially big-time "Mrs Tabiga the whole thing is like cooking from facial massage has long far-off sunburnt innd, been a subject for very rexi
From actual past experience controversy; on one side you get the school of devotees who I recall how little they know clulm that latent beauty and down under of the joys and reat rejuvenation, not to speak delights
be hod while steaming of the big boost to the old ego sweltering under are only a few of the qualities hot towel (ki only for the satis
surface along faction of knowing what good brought to the with that prize crop of black it is doing for that tired wilted
feeling.) heads.
to
I found out that the whole science of beauty is based AUSTRALIA is a big coun-
wholely and solely on the art of common sense. There is nothing try, which is probably
involved about treating an olly skin or nothing complicated the reason for this outsize
about nourishing, a dry. Indeed designer hat by fashion
just a simple process of trial HAL LUDLOW, from Mel-
and error.
As for Inclain. I could never We were rather an alarming bourne. Made entirely of
arportment of females recall guarantee that it would wrought wool, the hat is novel in that
thero was one who had had the immediate visible benefits. But a good operator, if she has the calling to impart culture to the "touch", can give you a
haif natives by taking the simple hour of complete the brim can be bent by
and utter relaxation which will do more comforts of a beauty salon to the wearer to any suitable
the natives in the wild of New for toning up the skin than any Guinea.
expensive cosmetic. Don't expect shape. It is pictured here worn
Then there was that "intel- a "Cinderella" transformation And in the opposing comp, But sadly, it seems that gent" girl who rather sudly but do expect a wonderfully by Australian model DIANA
free even those who speak disparag Australian women Associate resembled
thinking pepped up feeling from being <t skins be- treatments
mantly, for the skin as preying
think pampered and spoilt. MASTERS in Lousanne, Swit-ingly or wrinkled
leather something vaguely synonymous
Medame thought she was in it etining permanently like ever they admit that will zerland, where it was the beauty operators are in on big decline.
decrepit dowagers in for personal betterment).
There was the usual repre- sentative group of young things contre-piece of LUDLOW's time business in the States and
tho
in Continent-which
that I am here in who had rich papas and finally collection, which is at pro- itself is well-worth considering, Hongkong I ask myre whether there was mol just wanted to
As an Australian abroad, I the women here are mbre sent on a world-wide tour. recall with some dubious pride, aware of the more sophisticated
and luxurious forms of beauty. unre.
worry
OWENS
UNCHING out with a Doctor of Genetics is one way
to make the fellow clientele feel somewhat uneasy. fascinating "See that man over there," said my friend, indicating a lean business man awaiting his order, "must be dieting. I can always tell." According to his genetic type he should be at least a stone and a half heavier."
in walked a pretty girl of family, there is no need to fear-
for his future.
diamond sult that could prob- | abran 16 with a man. ably be established without loo
much trouble,
Therefore, South, bid grand slam in clubs.
"A perfect example of whal we call the pyknie' practical the Joke," he said with all the relish of a stump collector for a 1d. binck.
It was a lagdown and might well have been reached if North had opened with a conventional club, but we will never know what would have happen- ed in that case,
une
Brillance oflen skipa П The believe-it-or- generation.
are the
of
half
if
ол
your
son is
late
a
starter
And now
Unappreciated
Back in my days of early youth, I was never the one to be daunted by any lack of balance between supply and de- mand and so it was that hap plly decided that I was going to one of those clinically efficient, perfectly groomed exponents of "couch-side" manner.
In other words, I was going operator and
to be a beauty
bring facial loveliness to the
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So next time you feel that the world in "reiting at you", have yourself a facial, you'll find it w entlafying experience and give all us frustrated beauticians chance to do our stufY,
BOYS AND
MAGAZINE
Knarf Plays Pretend
-He Makes Believe He's A Wet Shirt On A LineTM -
By MAX TRELL
millons. As it turned out,NARF,
the Shadow
with the Turned-About
after I had acquired my diploma Name, ran down the
I had a clientele.consisting of
Boy
street,
side ta
three! (But I still maintain that waving tus arms up and down, It was Sydney's less that such tossing his head fron talent and potential went un- noticed and unappreciated.)
A
side.
And at the corner he met his friend the Policemia.
"Good morning, Policeman," said. Knarf.
"Good morning, Boy," sald
Sow him coming
But
period of during that traming all the mysteries of not I came from-the- gutter tycoon can pass on all
the beauty salon were dissolved his brainy genes in his son, but
and I had six gloriously divert- Policeman.
of night school what is the type where all he is unlikely to pass on those
for primary school-give the medi- ing months the genes do
during which time succeeded hot show
gene: their other
temperament lop. Often too late, alos,
tal profession such a posting sa of the 11-plus).
fallow "de-skinning" in hand until later. Depend upon that.
There is another great spart never was.
all that was li, in another 10 years those success,
in girls at
What doctors do not know student (when of changing genes
was the small bones will be clothed la
re-street," one really required about overfeeding fills
of facial hairs the looking at Kharf and
"You were waving and gentle art of depilation) over-
cooked another (steum is mac-and tossing your head. vellous for the epidermis) and were you pretending to bu?"
Knarf stood back, looked was perhaps al times a little
fal, In fact if we could only get a look at her mother we could be reasonably sure at seeing her
♥CARD Sendefuture genetic type."
-The bidding has been:
West South
North Fast
Риба
1.
14
P253
24
24
Pass
2 N.T.
T
You, South, hold:
Pass
Pass Pass
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What do you do?
A-Bid threo clube, You have already rebid apades. Now show that you have a six card olub WHIL
TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner goes to three spades. What do you do now?
Anrwer Tomorrow
This confirmation of the like mother, like daughter theory led
ather
The grandson is likely to go
more common
another.
on inheriting the brainy genes the age of puberty-now rec-
to be a 12-which whole chapter, though fortuna- moval koned and with attle fuck may
can even develop a late ability tely Mesdames Morrison inherit the other essential and
for-mathematics.
Goldman make up for it with genes frotn his
IT IS NOT TRUE that we their combined experience.
-(London Express Service). That is why we often hear are all bigger than we were in the Middle Ages despite those that the son of a famous father salts of samour in the Tower, me to a barrage of the sort of lacks something—it's the right
The doctor's theory is that questions likely to enthrall pro- genes he lacks.
they were all first suits made gnusticating parents.
had finished IT IS NOT TRUE that an IQ before the boys
bigger est taken at five is a good guide growing. Children are to a child's future ability.
Than they were at relative ages The Limes that the genes go because of better feeding into strongest
are be the earlier age of puberty-but tween the ages of one and our, full adult height is the
{when the child
Skeletons may same.
ike prove change his physical appearance point.
Clever children nearly always
My expert told me that the small plump (pyknic) type Is ually a cosy extrovert, walit almost the tall thin build is
Intellectual
and in- always troverted.
IT IS NOT TRUE that people who look alike are alike in Character and temperament. So
three
action
as much as three times), and
End
10 and 12 when the hidden come from clever parents. Two genus now showing their hand stupid parents have no hope of
effect great mental and
chitdrea producing is then though they are likely to DO
If your sun develops an uncanny may faelal resemblance to
Jack,
(il Uncle physical changes
clever
LADY LUCK-
YOUR CHINA MAIL HOROSCOPE
AQUARIUS
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 (January 21. right partner, don't take a him losing chance of February 19); Improve-
too Or through neglect ments to your home will
much attention to others. add greatly to its value, and you will profit by it SCORPIO (October 28- November 21): A definite
in later.
Improvement
your will financial position onable you to indulge in some lonk deelrod
"I saw you coming down the the Policeman added, smiling.
your arms What
al
the Policeman winked his eys and sold in a very bright voice:
"Guess!"
"A Horse!" Bald Policemon. Knarf shook his head. "A scarecrow!"
very
"I was held by clothespins," Knarf told the Policeman'
"That's
interesting." sad the Policeman. "When was a Boy I pretended once that I was a pair of red pajamas and went racing up and down the street, waving my. anns up my heels. I
and the
said Police and lacking man. "You wete pretending frightened all the neighbours. I you were standing in the middle made the Dogs bark or a corn field. You were way- Cats mOW."
sald Knarf to and Arms ing your
tossing your head so as
lo chise the the Policeman, "whether clothes that are drying on the line have fun: Sometimes I think they're dancing."
Crows away."
Not a scarecrow
wonder,"
"I'm sure they are, Bay," sakd
"fo," said Knart. "I wasn't the Policemen. "Just the other day I saw a pair of my socks
the Policeman.
the black sheep of the when the late developers devo- brighter than the parents..
bag. flying in the wind," IT IS NOT TRUE that clever men nearly always marry bird brained
Hush nush women.
have taken medical Surveys place to show that clever men marry elevor women.
equality of. мого There is brain power between husbands and wives an there is be tween brothers and sisters.
Can they deform feet?
MEENAGERS of today who
wear stiletto heels can expect foot trouble by the time they are 30, claimed an American chiropodist at the manual convention of the Society of Chiropodists in England.
Dr Hanley Collins, of the American Academy of Chiro- pody, claimod that wearing high heels all the time was as bad as eating too many. sweets--and one of the ro sults was that muscles lost their flexibility.
Dr Collins said that seven out of 10 British women had bunions at 30 because they wore uncomfortably high- heels shoos as toonagars,
Criticising the habit of wearing "winklo pickors" shoos with sharply-pointed toos-and high hools, he went on:
"Women should wear four different pairs of sheas a day. Starting with a flat' fool, then a low heel, then o mcdium hocl 'and finally high heel at night or special occations."
He said shoes should con- form, to the shape of the human, foot and urged Bri- tlih manufacturers ・ to... set funds aside for shoe theraphy. rosearch.
Once the public was aware of what was nooded to avold bunions and foot deformitier, manufacturerE would have to meet the demand, Dr Collins added.
My
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luxuries. SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21); Satisfy
a scarecrow. Guess again,"
"I guess you were a paper dancing njig as they hung kald from the line. And sometimes, late at night, when the wind is "No," zald Knart, "but you blowing hard, I see dresses go whirling round almost guessed what I was pre- and spros
and round. I think they hear tending to be."
"You'd better tell me," said music but I can't be mure," the_Polierman,
*** I were n shirt hanging on a line," said Kuarf, "I'd go flying away with the wind."
"So would I, Boy, said the Policeman,
"I was a shirt," said Knart.
looked The Policeman
prised.
yourself on some doubtfu doctor said IT WAS TRUE that boys tend to be cleverer than girls. They also .fact tend to be stupider. In boy go to more extrames while the girls tend to bo nearer
very bright average, neither
nor very stupid,
IT IS ALSO TRUE that cer- disorders in mental tain children can be cured by diet, A non-tolerance of sugar or prokin can produce chronic mental disorders, and I think that this most recent genetic discovery to be the most won- derful thing of all,
Finishing our lunch with a bit of fun I asked my very serious genetic expert to pro diel the adult height of
wall son.
my
After giving him the heights of myself (five foot six) and my husband (five foot nino ozk halty worked out a table
and produced the result five feet 11 to (plus an extra gene or two) six foot.
Cradle cries
ALL mothers who have ever
doubled a doctor'a
eur
"A shirt?" he asked. "A wet shirt," sald Knarf,
"I'd go solling through the
He'd glad
PISCES (February 20-March 20): Before making the
decision final
about a business partnership, make sure that the other person has the qualities you have a right to expect, AHIES (March 21-April 19):
The arrangements for points about a member of forthcoming celebration your family in order to "that had just been hung on air like a Bird," said Karf.
of the line to dry. The wind was restore your peace will give you ample scope
mind.
making my arms tap up and down for your artistle talents, TAURUS (April 20-May 20): CAPRICORN (December 22-
January under
20): A local en- hom person
tertainment will turn out Aquarius could cause you
"That's to be Avold trouble.
most enjoyable Д a bit of
invita- sald many getting on too familiar
affair, and
you hanging on a line?" tions will follow. terms with him,
sad Knart. " was "Why?"" BIRTHDAY: If your hening on a line. I was held "I wouldn't like, sald the birthday is this week, you by clothespins. Only, some of Policeman, "to be wasted and will find a symbol of good the clothespins got loose. That's scrubbed and rubbed and pound- fortune, in a gift of garden why my arms were flapping ed. I wouldn't like to be dipped
GEMINI (May 21-June 21): You must not get too deep.
ly involved in the domes- tle affairs of
person
บ
П
whom you have met only casually. You might later bu blamed for interference. CANCER (June 22-July 21): A domestic expenditure may be larger than anti- cipated and you may have to effect some economies for the next few weeks, LEO (July 22-August 21): By observing the behaviour
Bocially
prominent
of
people you will be able to make yourself at home in any surroundings, VIRGO
(August 22- September 22): Don't be too modost in stating your demands, since only by for yourself
·atud epeaking
will you succeed in get. Joan Clokiman. (Ernet Bonning what you are after.
to do something when her in- turé just cries and cries should rend No Crying In This Cradle, by Elizabeth Morrison
Lid 150.).
uip
October 22): If you feel
In tale book the two authors LIBRA (September 23- -one midwife and the other, mother and Headmistress of a
that you have found the
YOUR
shears.
Hanging on line?
"Just the rame," said the Po- leeman, "I'm glad I'm not a shirt or anything like that, I'm interesting." glad that I don't have to be
"Were hung on a Une." "Are
Knarf. asked.
Very the Policeman.
around."
Rupert and the Sky-boat-3
Rupert runs to catch up with "ya, his pal. "They wer the Bitle mouse, My mummy
just-bits," Exis of what ? ** saw something floating in the air." cries Rupert, "Oh, you are be says. Stave you mean it too 7 Apgravating 1" For the tile mou **Yea lotu," says Ramus, All has trotted onwards, leaving hims dellting in the wind. Lots of gazing into the sky and now feel what? anys Rupert. What ing theroughly inquisitive about the shape were they? And i decide
"No particular shape (416
pus, things that he had
spu?"
in soapy water. I wouldn't Ilke
to be squeezed and twisted and | rinsed."
Kart thought about this for
a moment. Then he said:
"Neither would I, Mr Pollce- man... Arxi I gucos 1 really wouldn't like to be hung on a iine either. Clothespins must pinch,"
$45
Hot when: ironed
"I'm sure they do," and tho Policeman. "And just think how hot it must feet to be Irened," Krarf walked slowly all the way home.
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He didn't wave fila arms. Ho didn't lose his head. He didn't pretend he was a thirt flying on a line. Ba
He
dn't pretting toʻ,bo any
J
thing but himself, walking elow. Jy and contentedly back home for his lunch, after, having, a very friendly talk with him.good› friend the Policeman.
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