"Just a moment, officer I know I have that address
bere somewhere."
Has 'magic gadget' to
save
A
power
London.
British scientist has invented a gadget which he claims will slash household electricity bills.
But, electricity authorities, sceptical of the claims, are awaiting developments.
without any The Germans offered to help with money. Americans would buy it'outright.
The inventor, Professor Walter perfecting this. E. Watson, 67, has taken out a Governuunt aid. provisional patent on his "magic coli.'
"THE" CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1980. 7
PATRICIA LEWIS the girl who is wise to the world
HOW MARRIAGE CAUGHT
A MAN
WHO DIDN'T
"CAN
can sing, he?" I said of Sydney Chaplin when I first heard the record of "Bells Are Ringing," Broadway version.
"Maybe not but you should are him" replied a girl from the Great White Way. "Such charm! Such sex appeal! wonder Judy Hollizia 7's Inad mout him."
Au
four
Now this Was About years ago when, although Mr acting- Chaplin's reputation wise was but bulding, fis ro- amour-wise Wis 趋 putation heady bloom firmly rooted
actresses
3
his friendships with
ch as Claire Bloom and our
adorable Kay Kendall.
At last
But the churning Mr Chaplin H bachelor gay... remained though Miss Holliday was
home to meet Papa invited until after taking inany months getting to know each other. hu and French dunter Noelle Adam married early this year.
this.
LOOK
LIKE
THE TYPE
years
Sydney Chaplin... all this and a reputation too
Me: "Thirty years is awful long time
does
take
0
KAY KENDALL WAS A FRIEND
EO WAS CLAIRE BLOOM THEN NOELLE ADAM (ABOVE LIFT) MARRIED HEM
big event to them, you know they have them all the time..."
As I left Sydney Chaplin, the .publicist handed me à short synopsis of the film. -Follow That Man."
In it Mr Chaplin plays 021 international crook of "fabulous charm" chused through a hotel by police to end up. "in the room of newspaper columnist" played by Dawn Addams.
"She" continues the synopsis, "does not throw him out,"
Sounds like a
calistic movie.
coal
"Flight" £100.000 as a result,
THE MAN
109 than
WHO HUNG UP
For years I've seen the credit "Hair Styles by Sidney Gullarof" on M.G,M. Gine, so reading that Mr Qullaroff was In town I thought it would bạ nice to phone him for an inter view.
"Hello," said he,
“Hello,” sald -1, explaining why I'd called.
4
Mr Gullaroff took a deep breath and delivered
himsel
thus: "I have no time at all to
the speak to
English Press. They're nasty, rotten and abeo- lutely shattering."
"Without exception?" "I wouldn't even
the exception."
try to find
And he hung up. Whatever else Mr Guilart ft lacks !! certainly includes maners,
to FREUD MISSED
THE clothes were not the
"kookie" only
bit at Bazaar's dress show.... their names were
bit wild too. I asked their dreamer-upper, Alexander Plunkett-Green to explain. "Chemmy? It's got a pocket in the sleeve for ARMED with a carrier, concealing nimes. Lolita? bag and sheaves of litera- It buttons down the back ture I spent two delicious and you need a nanny to is, as my friend reported, a dish. "But marriage must be awful is that most of my work is in
As for mission (b), our con- when you really have to work America. Whenever I can run diet-destructive hours at dress you. Sugar Daddy? versation went something like at -you know, those dinners to Frapec, New York's a great
the Olympia Food Fair.
It's 62gni., and what chick where nobody says anything... place to visit but not to live in.
Did I buy? 1 did. can afford that without dimoult, Me: Wasn't 33 rather late in the couples you see pn trains "It's going to be
been married for 30 though, because I have a film to bought the one item I can one?" fe for a Chaplin to marry for who've the first time?"
and really hate each do In Mexico and then a play. never resist - a new- He: 94 to be correct. Most other."
on Broadway while Noelle has method onion slicer. That THE MAN an two offers in Europe. people marry young these days
brings the onion-slicers in they think it solves every thing though it solves nothing.
"Sill, we'll sort it out and my kitchen cupboard He; "Yes, and there "Hell! It's tough living with
come that day when sex goes then afterwards I'll
nine. anybody even if you're room-
out of the window. It's no nine-year vacation or at least ing with
someone of the same problem to play the field, and until the money runs out. Why At present Mr Chaplin
sex you think to yourself Jeezet biher people are always attrae- aren't actors more honest? We THE MAN while ning in England
his If that guy doesn't. pick up his five, but I guess if you delectable wite awaits the biru: goddam shirt Professur Walsim Nald he of their first child in Paris. So constant battle between Eghting what you have you just behave the dough.". studied under Ambrose Fleminut, popped into his dressing-room loneliness and fighting to
Me: Do you think French wartien have inventer of the radlo valve andre funch-break to see (a) it
on the edge attracting a man?" Way was right and (b) Professor Watson plans to worked with John Logie Bard. my girl from the Great White
He: "It's nothing to do with Me: "How mwich does a was affecting un go to Australia to show that the TV picor.
He helped Professir James marriage
ak
woan, it's the family figure in your plans?" independent
the race of a operator the cell can keep a three-bed-
Invented the
woman as an individual. Any- He: "As far as this baby's unshackled years.
I reminded him fact I did way there's so much junk hand concerned. I don't mind what room house going all the year Jamieson
Mission (u) was immediately "As a matter of round for about £10 sterling, Jamiewat system of oscillating! He said in could casily be in- currats-basis of the automate accomplished. The wiry grrying want to marry when I was very ed out about the Frenchman sex it is as long as it's healthy. his mistress and the Maybe you care after you've Jarge. puit, sleepy young. Oh, about 22. But my with corporated into household radiu- telephone system.
"I made £30,000 out of that," urls; the
wife. Belleve had two girls that the third tors, electric Irons and other he said, "and spent it all yes: the, easy, rather fleshy father put me off by pointing understanding
and one's a boy, but not with the sinile; and the broad-boned, out all the responsiblules of the. I know French wives comfortably-padded This would give consumers further research.
physique keeping a family. And, boy, he Daddy better be home at nighi, first. No, I don't anticipate a I think it's a legend that large family like my father's total
a should know....1" somewhere between cheaper electricity than all the
"I produced it. I acted in it.
"that" rumbled Hitch kingsize Finch and a trkul-size Me: "Have you found it hard grew up in America for atomic schemes,"
will be bands
Me: "As this baby travelling to Europe Mature,
to settle down?"
I played the piano in it, I wrote "I always take great peasure in But the warm expression, the
enly your father's second grand- He: "I haven't found it much on business."
real child, will they come to see it?" he screen play and I narrated violence with the egg. I can't Me: "Where Is bachelor ilfe, it
" he told me,
explain it....I suppose it's 3 of the Professor Watson previously relaxed manner, and the amus- different
the He: "I think we'll take
"IL Wasn't A Choplinesque kind of stupidity .. but f conversation are would be terrible if were home now arou visited Australia in 1928. Heing effortless
Ele: "We have an apartment baby up to see the family, gesture. We didn't have the just hate eggs." to my theory that the cheaper was in Melbourne and Fre-all his own and total on in- and my wife is marvellous as
He I've never really considered It. in Paris but the only trouble After all, a baby isn't such › money to pay anyone else."
-(London Express Service). electricity beennes the more mantle, with spells in the bish tense personal magnetism. people will use.
looking for minerals.
The cell, about two inches lung and an inch round, contests vf crystals a secret formula" made from powdered gold, sil-' yer and zine,
"Use more
appliances.
Watson claimed.
Professor
"The electricity people here
Are sceplicat but some authorities have cone
Russians claim they have already got it but they haven't. I want the British Commonwealth to have
first."
Wito
Investigation
"The cell splits up the currunt A Central Electricity Au- intake to dielectrice and uses thority spokesman said. "The the dielectrics. Mure simply, it cell probably offends several stures electrielly ke ค cun- rules of science but we won't
denzer.
Reds' claim
take that view officially until Professor Watson gets a final
is
alone.
how
34
Advice...
to
Just Fancy That!
It's the
be
yourself."
pale and we can investigate DAIDERS broke into the Mason Arm Hotel at for ourselves,
"In these rays of nuclear
Ronisthorpe, Leicestershire. They stole away
you cannot wholly with £110 belonging to the landlord, Percy Whetton.
And his KITCHEN SINK.
"I have walked around with one. In my pocket enough science power in to light half of doubt anything." London,"
The editor of the "Electrical He coupled an electric fron to Journal," a trade publication,
an electricity meter and got a said, "You can't get something reading of three-quarters of a for nothing
kilowatt.
and Professor Watson claims his gadget does) The te plugged in his Just that." radiator, litted with the culi, the
An Electrical Research As-
needle still registered less than had noted the claims, but had
a kilowatt.
monstrated.
During the interview calls not came from Canadian; New Zea- tand and London journalists,
the gadyol
de
* *
Nilliterate prisoner at Sudbury Open Prison, Derby-
22
your
value don't ilke work-we
hus-
You this
me to write a bit about
Family
do it for
OF MANY PARTS
Barnaby Conrad is à San Franciscan friend of mine, As an amateur bullfighter, a saloon keeper, a painter, a planist, a and an author he is also one of the most versatile from anywhere.
linguist
I'm not considered squeamish but there were a few seconds in
I Hitchcock's "Psycho" wher couldn't watch the screen.
A ecuple of nightmares later I recalled what he told ine his attitude to violence on the moving and television,
"Violence will always
have
done frame-
that-pre- mort
its place provided It's
work of the plot," he said, justifiably within the
"Psycho"-one of his And now his first nim-an shocking scenes cume from "To 80-minute movie of the Stein- Catch a Thief," when some.ne buck short story "Flight" sulted out a cigarette in the one of the hits of the Edin- centre of an untouched plate of burgh Festival.
tried eggs.
"Oh
might think funny but-
Geneva,
BY WILLIAM BARKLEY
white, have created
EFTA
GATT from this bloc called
a counter their tariffs to the potat of Im-
seven perilling their own "industeles.
of
t shire, was tirged by organising educational tutor PERSONALLY I think it is rather decent of Mr W. E. Hallam to take reading lessons. Replied the prisoner: "Why should I? I bet you don't earn the "We are working on ideas with £30 a week I can-selling candy floss outside a football burg today. I could do it tomorrow. Or next day, minor but important European
he ground.
bridge? Could Commented Mr Hallum recently: "I'm afraid or next week, or next month, or, would you be countries. Ca he never did learn to read."
lieve it, next year!
"And about time too" sald the crystal professor. "I have spent £6,000 nded..
Juels
ourselves,"
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you're seriously thinking of having her tested on Monday it shouldn't
Paste your money filling her up.
What GATT means is that in there be a regard to tone of thousands of
be tarif rates among the nations the gulf bridged without the destruction and I write accurately in stat
ing this foreslible figureihe The United Kingdom delega- of British ogriculture?
lowest rate will be accepted by tion of 30 with typists are
There is no nuclear war and all the GATT contracting booked in at the hotel next
But Powers. That to no nuclear war is likely.
that door wall Christmas and have there is a tariff war, and every you get a kind of universE). booked into this hotel from British working man associated bottom rate of tariffs. January to next June. They with the T.U.C. is going to be The Americana who have the are not alone, oh no, Delegates affected in his wage and in his largest dolention hero heva of 37 countries numbering al pocket by this tariff, war. tostelher about 500 at 23 to £5
say
brought their own security officers from Washington. They D right.
Douzlu, Isle of Man, is a
do not trust the Swiss police to charade. Geneva is the thing guard the secrets of their tari And that is cheap in Genova, that affects the money settling in for a long cosy jingles in the pocket.
for hugger-mugger on tariffs
10 months,
I myself attended the confer- ence in Ottawa in 1932, when, at lost, the foundations of Empire Preference were fald in three weeks. Now it is going to take 10 months to destroy and erode What It took three weeks to create.
Lowest rate
дв
that
I reductions,
should have thought that they could be protected by a Girl Guide.
So what is the value of hit thio GATT? Many people think in Britain that GAM Sitting here by Lake Leman, means that wo surrendered our imaginative eye trading freedom to the · Ameri- casting across the sens to the Irlo of enne, in 1947 in return for. Man, I ask myself why do these money which we did not need. Trader Union Congress boys We are forbidden, to increato worry about things that have any preferesce to our friends or nol and Bre noi itlely to create any new Empire pres happen, when here by this ference. Ther "Keep Off the peaceful lake things are likely Grass" notic will only
mcreased by this 10-months) - This GATT (General Agrée- to happen which will crab them.
Here in Geheve the Ameri conference in Geneva,: ment on Tariffe and Trade) cans will pross us to make tariff conference here in Geneva la
reductions. Here in Geneva the the great buy and sell
United Kingdom delegation 15 our Imperial berlinge. This 10-month hugger-mugger has ready to give way on proper
compensatious, In it the power to rub us out ne an, Imperial trading Power. We
Tariff war
My best Information here. Is
"delegation,
what
Empire risks
It will be weeks or more bes fore tentative agreemend reached but from my inquiries I can say that the oky Empire countries - Canada, Austenla, New Zealand, end South Africi are wide awake to the risita Involved in any new cust, iz tarifs without full compeñale flost
are confronted here with the that the British possibility of the six nations in under Sir Edgar Cohen, as what
Sa called the Common instructed by Mr. Harold Med is ready to reduce Markoot, reaching an agreomeat millan, to have a common tariff wall of British tarifs provided a bolght: which all call X, seems a fair deal is offered in unfazed, now, it open to return by the Common Market. negotiationi, A
At the same time the power=
•Jul Ameriçons are instructed to These hallon are Germany, offer a reduction of their tarifs France, Italy, and 'Belgium with which has been made possible, Holland and Lauxembirgs.. The by new legislation to a 20 per argument is that if they flea cont total in four anal comunion tarily, (X) they will be, instalments of five per centi
repaced, to lower it for me and Bus nobody knows what the other countries provided ww Comunion Maiden horny wifi, be
tvw" thierry" sodathlug?.to/ dorte and nobody, believed ithay, the notion arai be from win pochonde: War. in Bellains,, tower : Apsarianna
But, of course, the whole hupper-mugger business of no interest at all to a reporter ilke me who, all these years, han said that we should develop our own Empire affairs and that Wa should get oUR OG OMET an e cap set out on actions