THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, JUNE 6 1959.
*20 QUESTIONS FOR EVERYONE WHO DREAMS OF WEALTH •
Have you the makings
WHO wants to be a millionaire? Let's face it almost every body does, and almost everybody isn't.
So what is it that millionaires have got that other people haven't? What secret afchéiny have they that makes their bank balance differ from yours as an oak tree does from a daisy?.
The main thing, of course, that di tinguishes millionaires from other people is that they have a mijljón. But there are other less obvious differences.
Some of their distinctive attributes pre part of the package.deal that comes with the million. They are the results of wealth,
But come undoubtedly existed before the million came along. And these provide clues as to why the million appeared on that particular horizon.
Don't cheat yourself
Could you if you had managed to mile yourself from your armchaly more
have become a real tycoon?
Could you do to even now?
often-
Here, to guide you before you take your Arst step towards making your frat million pounds, nre 20 questions prepared by the China Mall psychological consultant.
Answer them honestly, Don't cheal yourself for if you haven't really got the million- aire touch what would be the point of making all that effort, and then ending up with only a few niggling thousands?
1
Have you ever done a
friend a good lurn without
his knowing it and net főld
him what you've done?
(a) Yes,
(b) No.
2 Would you rather spend a
month in
(a) A prison?
(b) A mental hospital?
3 Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves. Do you agree?
(a) Yes.
(b) No.
4 Whom
moni?
do
you
'respect
(a) The founder of a large
business enterprise.
(D) A fainous healer,
(e) A brilliant and success-
ful general.
(d) A man awarded the V.C. for outstanding bravery,
5 Have you ever been Holiday by yourself?
(a) Yes.
(b) No.
оп
6 Have you ever lost your nerve in an emergency?
(a) Yes,
(b) No.
THE HAW
THING A BILLIONAIRE
HAS THAT
OTHERS HAVEN'T
IS DKE
MILLION
POUNDS
of a millionaire?
7 If you really want to get 12 Would you rather het
ahead you must expeal to
be unpopular. DJ
agree?
(a) Yes.
(b) No.
you
8 When do you like to come
to a decision?
(a) At once
(b) After thinking about it
carefully.
(e) When you are sure you have all the facts-and nol before.
Do you gel up before your wife in the morning?
(n) Yes,
(b) No.
10 Which do you think is the
beiter advice?
(a) Keep your xpending
within your income.
(b) Rake your Income ta
meet your spending.
11 Do you think many shop. keepers get too big a cut
on saler? (a) Yes,
(V) No.
counsel for
(1) The prosecution?
(b) The defence?
13 Would you say you can
make a lot of money more easily by:-
(a) Cashing in on a product the public already want?
(b) Having a revolutionary
now ideal
14 Have you ever started
row with your boss front of a third person?
(a) Yes,
(b) No.
15 If you
la
wanled 10 learn something about
a new subject would you rather
(a) Read a book about it?
(b) Gu to a talk on 17
16 If all these jobs were paid the same, and you had to choose one of them, what would you rather bet
(a) A clerk.
(b) A 'cook.
The day Mr K.met
THAT well-known corneob Nikita
Khrushchev took along some good advice to Russia's literary lions who recently held a con ference in Moscow.
It was: Don't klek the writers
who are temporarily down be- cause they have strayed from the straight Soviet path, Give them a helping hand. Like Jeta Khrushchev gave tha
thick.
The thief, explained Khrushchey, called on him after first send- Ing letter which started: "Dear Nikita Bercovich. I have been a thief for 12 years,..."
The man explained bo wie now out of got but could got neither home nor д job because of his past. 'So Khrushchev, agreed to see him sind listened to his life story.
Paid fare
Then Khrushchov'fixed up a job and a fint, not to mention paying the thief's fire backs to his home town, alving him presents for his wife and children,
Continued Khrushchev "1'could have said: "Ah! What a cunning, impudent. Fellow!
a thief
those ambassadors I have to meet."
There whe nävion trens Khrush-
chev loo on the evils' or ' pampering young wrliert "I am a well-known corncob," fic said. "So I will relate this story to malze-growing. When I was in Kiev a farm expert who knows how much I love malze wanted to picaso me. ife. reared sumè maize in a ficthouse and then planted It out-three feet high in the fields for me to praise on my arrival. most
e will become the honest of men." Khrushchev spoke of the Soviet
of Busalan NIS,
writers who are "blackeners" He made no mention of Baris
Paaterask but apoke Vladimir Dudintsev, whose book "Not by Bread Alona" was highly critical of Russia: Said Khrushchev: "I have read the book and without having to stick pins info myself to kech awak). Not everything, De ind was bad. -
The corncob
How dare he approach, met "There are true things in the Had I done this he would have book. I have always consider gone on improving his tech-ed, and
conafter, nique as a thief,
Dudinisov is not an enemy of "But here, la 'n-humari, balng. the Soviet Union, 1857
We, murt "have confdance in--I have never met him but 1. man. I will keep in contact would prefer to meet, and talk, with, that thiệt and I am sure: "with"blin, thian with, som – 4
Idiocy
"This, was idlery. I knew
would dry up and die within
"Now a young willer produces à gópd fale or, poem. Every- une, shouts that he is a new genfür. They uproot him from" where he works and give him a fat in Moscow.
made a member of the Writers' Union ---- and then stops writing. 'He starts living “off funds from the Writers! Union kid naks for more and more, "You all old I was a great. talent, hers, so give me. * more.......mdley, Why tuproot.
these people from the soil that nourishes them? They will· dry, sap vyand die like the hothouse matre, és azt a work
(e) An electrician.
(d). A mechanic,
(e) A writer.
(1) A salesman,
(g) A professional athlete
17 I experts were to diangres on the advice they gaVD you, would you
(a) Bring
rxpert?
ment7
in B
ever
19 Ilave you ever taken ott responsibility for something You should first havé asked your boss about?
(a) Yes,
(b) No.
20 to your father a millon.
alco?
(u) Yes.
(b) No.
NOW, HOW DID YOU SCORE?
1. 1. 2.
2.
3. 1.
3. a1, bm3,
1. a3. b-1, cm2, d=1.
3. a3, 1.
6. af, b..
7. =3, 1.
B. a=2, b, c=2.
9. 3, 1
10. a, be3.
11. 1, 3.
12.
3, bl.
13. ui, b-3.
14, 03, b},
IB. Das, bad.
10. a, b, c=3, d=3.
em. fm3, gm3.
17. 1, 3,
18, 3, 2.
10, 3, 1
20, 20, 2.
The fawre 54 AND OVER is wide open for you, just reach but your hand and plek the plums. The trouble is you may not have time to eat them.
I fly the drug-run
◄—BUT MY 170LB
DISPLACE £34 WORTH
OF ENCHANTMENT FOR THE ADEN ARABS
From SYDNEY SMITH
Aden.
HAD to edmpete for air priority with 1% tons of dope to fly in to the British Colony of Aden from Djibouti in French Somaliland. I won-but only as a special favour. It means that the Aden chewers of gat (pronounced khat) will be about 170 lb short of their nauseating but Intoxicating leaf at present. But what is that out of a weekly ship.
ment of 40 tons?
tion
The World Health Organisa- of super-dope priority possen-
and a United Nations gers like ma. committee is trying to put qat
on the dangerous narcotics that. The plane anelled like the sumpler side of Covent Garden I ran
into this legal but during the morning sweep-up. booming dope trade when I tried to book
At my weight in qat, I was aight from *
£34 on take-off from French Djibouti to British Aden, worth
"Sorry, Monsieur, full up for Djibou a week," I was told,
Explanation? There is brfor ity on all traffic for salad. Our Aden shippers have asked urgently to keep up supplies."
"Salad?"
كانة
"That's what we call gat, it the Arabs in Aden don't get mough of it there is 'trouble. We are flying out about Ave tons today."
A small technical discus-
sion on air priorilise sievated
me to à viightly higher priority then mack of dope.
1 was on.
at
The day's load arrived Djibouti trport, two hours late, Ethiopian by a four-engined
bar.
(By the way, båller not tellane painted like a night-club your wite you have scored, zo high-she might hold it against that you've not made a you third *****inion already.)
made 12
18 Have you
clever remark a1 the expense of someone else in il (or her) hearing?
31 TO 51. Wouldn't it be nice (b) Trust your own judg- to be really richt What is not so nice is going to all the trouble of making the money, get the uiters, Let othera What you like is a bit of perce
id quiet now and again.
30 AND UNDER. Not likely to spend Your holiday In
pools Bermuda - the probably your best bet.
--(London Express Service),
(a) Yes,
(b) No.
FOUR D. JONES
FIDZO
THAT'S 17... NOW WATCH EM RUN BACK TO THE
OLD WORLD
FERDINAND
· BRICK · BRADFORD
I'LL SO OUT THE PORTHOLE
· NEAR THE EXTARA
CONTRIA WAIT UNTL CHECKED THE COR
VERS? WELL,
STAY AT
Bro
Super-dope
But on touch-down at Aden my 170lb gatwise had reached the value of 2010.
I plucked, a long stem, with lenty top, from a sack. I chewed 11, It tastes like special ly nasty privet hedge.
1, am told you have, to chew it daily, for three wedles before you get the Arst "ft."
The drain
Anyone who can chew, got and pay 13. Gd. lb for it for three weeks has carried à "lift.”
That does not stop the dally trano phu ít thủ t distribution 'centre ให้
Aden when the fights from Behtopia and Djibouti wrelve.
The danger for Aden is not simply the moral damage of gat it has similar ecstatic and ng marl-
The gat, looking like spinach, was packed in sacks. The lorries aphrodisiae effects backed up, unloaded swiftly buana or heap-but the terrifie from the Ethiopian plane, and drain on cintency and
development the stuff" was heaved aboard social two smaller watting planes for workers. Aden.
ona
of
the the
I saw some of my fellow- cargo being enjoyed in on Aden qat-chowing houst
The French take £100 a week in trurit does.
· Arab workers were just_aii- On my plane there was and threequarter tons of dope, ting, checks hugely pouched, Icas 1701b-me. It was stacked chatting dreamily, doing no one down one side of the plané. On any evident herm-just having the other side were a handful a nice quiet lift"
A SUING ENOTANDS 'ITE MAAK
STAND
CAPTAINE
by MADDOCKS
But they were spending. about half their weekly pay, creating badly - nourlehad, badiy hound, wizened, la-
fected, enfasblad · families.
The Aden Government banned Ten miles gat two years ago. away, over the nearest Colony border, grow up avaet qat- chewing centre, taking away 10,000 workers at a time and emuggling trade starting a which the Aden authorities were Inadequate to control.
the The economic object of
defortéd. ban was completely Workers were spending
twow thirds of their pay on their gat sessions. So qai find to become legal again in Aden.
(London Expruar “Service).
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