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by Mr Bydney Needoff, the chalrmon pt the Independent Traders' Alliance conference at Llandudno:
WE are Doi afraid, The Woulless machine of huge monopoly concerns cannot satisfy the needs of individual custombers wants and whime,
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by West London magistrate Mr E. B. Guest in remanding a 21-year-old French girl student who said she did not want her parents to know she was gulity of shoplifting-
CANNOT imagine Porse
cruelty than to keep from parents the fact that * Young girl has got herself into a mess in a foreign city and Iraving it to come kindly neighbour to tell them.
w-by. out-of-work Richard Sicule. aged 42, of North Ken- sington, who was sent 1+) -London Sessions for Rentence r Murlborough Street for theft on the eve of his Rith wedding anniversary-
MAY vife has been in good to I me, I wanted to do some- siring to show my love and gratitude to her. Instead of a happy anniversary for her lave brought misery and dis- grace to the person who means more to me than the whole world.
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-by Sir Halford Reddish, chief of a tugby cement firm.
welting in The Director:
THE Inference
and
that alcohol
nt director
level are inseparable conveys a most unfortunate impression- and simply not true.
---by playwright William Douglas Home in
letter
recently to Newcastle-on-Tyne magistrate, who fined him co 10r speedg--
ACCEPT Police Constable Ireland's estimate
#f
my
speed. I da not accept his cstimate of a man aged 40 being aged 50, and I look forward to tueeling him when he attains that age to discuss the maller.
Follee Constable Ireland is 23.
Corks
THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 1959.
AGE
"Jones, can't we find a more reputable job for a bob than cleaning firearms for the avenue's Lazy Creek Rangers ?"
Did it Happen?
My
WAY
DEBBOTT
meticu
TODAY 6.
amine, I was asked many
Buestions.
SMUNUMURODEK ·
Ing,
N the late summer of 1939 my friend Jack S.
DEBELJENINË BI
Another story in the famous fact-or-fiction series. is this one true or false?
by JERRARD TICKELL
The TRAVELLING
COMPANION
fishbone in the throat of Hitler." Island and lovely girls with
"Yes."
incurving Magyas spines all strolled In the sunny Corso. He looked both shocked, and
But the shadow of doom was apprehensive as if the vision of already lengthening over the the Fuhrer with a ishbone In ely. his throat was alightly blasphe of the wrath to come, and
The very stones smelled mous. I knew then that this said goodbye to my friends with creature had been deputed to be sadness sure that we would my escort and I wondered what never meet again, ineties he would employ to
in
"Yes," I said, "I do 're- member. But I cannot forget that over 50,000 human beings died in the. camp, under your com- mand."
"That is a lie," he said loudly, "Not true. I have the Agures Always in my head I have the figures. They are with me night ond day. It was only 48,010–
draw me out. He made a note By the time Jack 8, and 1 and some of those while I was itle block book. The reached Vienna, the inter on holiday.. I cannot be blamed word he wrote was "Fischbein." national situation had deterior- for those who die when I am ated sharply. We drove swiftly on holiday, away with my wife
He was, he claimed, a student across Germany, being checked and children. That would be not "All students are the same," he and rechecked By hard-faced, fair,” said, smiling his false smile, oficials who were reluctant to "Oxford, Heidelberg, Cambridge, let us go. There were evil He lifted one hand, let it fall things in the Central European dismissing an unpleasant topic. He took a step forward, He glanced around the earri- wind and the sight of the sun-
his eyes alight with the
I went to Budapest-by car for three reeks' holiday age with a conspiratorial air and dappled chalk clifts of Kent was her faule over all
He enjoyed himself thoroughly in what used to be the gayest capital in Europe and wrote me a letter hy, air-mail suggesting that I should join him for hla last week-end. We would then drive home together across Austria and Germany,
It seemed a long way to go for a week-end, but I was sorely tempted. I know Budapest well and I had a great Jonging to see my Hungarian friends once more. War and in my heart rumours of war were in the air and I knew that many years would pass before I would see Central Europe again.
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students are not for Hitler: for one... pfuli.”
at Folkestone and sped-to- London,
Within three days of our Thereafter, from Aachen to Vienna, he took pains to justify home-coming war was declared his alleged hatred of Hitler. Ic was, in fact, bemused and be- sotted by Hitler and was only seeking to drag out of mo'some criticism of his master DO
that
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allting as a private in 1940. Jerrard Tickell became a major thrâu years .Inter. He travelled on War Office- missions – za... - many parts of the world,
He won a reputation as a writer of war books-- Odette and Appointment With Venus,
Tickell, married with Ihren sent, speska French, German and Hungarian,
CROSSWORD
Actore
Do
London-Express Servies.
You Talk To Yourself?
By DONALD COMERY 、
T last I am able to reveal a rather dreadful personal secret: I talk to myself. For years I have harboured this secret-undiscovered except by a few keen-eared personal friends (who have shaken their heads sadly).`
But now I am encouraged to tell all; because, yesterday, a business executive friend of mine (whose bank balance proves he is for from unstable) said to me coafdentially: "Do you know,
I talk to myself. Quite a lot. Do you?”
Thus encouraged I conducted my own personal poll, and
| asked a' score of people: "Do you know, I talk myself do you?"
In the bath
J
And all 20, without hesitation, and. indeed, with a certain relief, said: "Why yes, do.....
(Women bs much as men,
which, for some reason I can't It's a sign of the stress of quite fathom, I find surprising.) modern civilization. Feople who
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There are, I discovered, mon talk to themselves are usually who talk to themselves regular very intelligent people."— {{~~- ly fu their morning bath. Lake loved him for. that.) **** ond big business man who told me he discusses with himself,
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Their minds are so full of
always been against Hitter. 10. mail boas. Gelper, (9) he will do, in detall, that day, their thoughts just have to spill and the soup -sado, just what thought and thinking, that they
cantot contain themÍSKIVER (Such things, no doubt, as have to sack that man.")
over. Nothing to worry about (I was glad to liver that.)
Those who are dead cannot give evidence of this. But you can. You are aware of my true feci- Ings. You will testify on my behalf? It is your duty......"
Eight years after that Journey DID IT REALLY HAPPEN? he would have an ofclal excuse to Budapest, I found myself in for interrupting my journey to Hamburg. went one grey Budapest.
morning Into, a grey vell in a grey prison. The occupant was When we arrive in Vienna, dressed in grey..
Ashboner and
Irish prisoner
Everything
It was Jack's P.S, that decided blinking lashes and a shock of we will have supper together about that morning was grey-
flaxen hair. He could well have and you will, inform me môre except for the eyes Rerved
prototypa for about "Lajos the gipay sẽnds hie
Hitler's Idealised Arynn. I dis- politics." compliments. He
distrusled him at liked and would like to play to vou sight. agati."
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of the. which were melallie blue with pale, blinking lushes. He rose to his feet and greeted' SIMPLE TRICK
me with respect because I was in uniform, I looked at m He picked a conversation with
Onco in Vienna I shook him, and frowned. After I travelled via Dover, Ostend me. His English was careful
was, extra off. It was easy to do. He was while I said slowly. and Brussels. At Aachen, the and pedantle. It German frontler, my passport ordinary, he said, that I spoke a poor propagandlet and an
"We have met before. It was police agent. I worse was meticulously examined and German, It surprised him be even I was asked many questions, cause the English were not good simply went into a restaurant for a train on the way to Buda- What Wor my purpose in at languages. I said that I had by ano door and out by another.' pest In 1080,"
In a way was sorry for him
He answered cagerly. "Acht crossing Germany? There were been born in Ireland.
because I knew that he would other routes to. Budapest. Why "Ach," he said with a smick. have to explain away fallure to It is you! I have always wished had I not taken.ane of them? You are Irishman. That
coughed. "... We lost Where had I leamol to poak platne allt The Irish are more his seniors in the Gestapo. He to meet you again. German? Was it my intention close to the Germans than fight even be sent to a con- to break my journey Had I a the English. If war will come, centration camp which was each other in Vienna. It was
exactly
what happened to im very unfortunate But we had I think the Irish will be
"You remember that we spoke of allics of the Germans. What is not in the way I thought, many conversations in the train. your opinion, please?"
I went on to Budapest by a what was it? Oh, yes. A
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I smiled. I said that Ireland slow train, the sort of train that fishbone. Always I remembered I answered faithfully and with a certain amusement
at was like a ashbone in the throats he never imagined I would take. hot, Irish athbons.! the rising tide of groundless of those who sought to swallow There I met Jack 8, who was suspicion. I was kept waiting her. His forehead wrinitied.
for a long, limo.
When I was allowed. to get back into my carrings in the train, az for...! pamienger. Had joined us. He was a young, man , with wyn de melullie bhay pais,
"What is this thing...a dah2, Bone?"
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-(Londón Express. Servica).
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The subject being impor tant, though, I sought second opinion.
Psychiatrist No. 2 sak "It's `because we are afraid of alience
today. We are alt ussd tế sound. all around, ús. Withou sound Wamer sometimos, talk › we feel too' much slotė.. · Our, themselves in the kitchen when thoughts are morely unspoken, Nalouga alone: "Oh, stay there, pot," and speech. But we are afraid of Entahkan's, mesias ». “Hurry up, kettle," and "Will noiselessness. So, when wo are you never rise, you silly caket” alobe and there is no sound, we-feel we must speak our dre people-many. thoughts aloud. It is a comfort.TM
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There many people-who, like me, go
to the bottom of the garden, at week-ends and talk to them- selves. I talk to the trees my- self. In fact · VI Talk to the Treos" (but they don't listen to me) is guy signature tune,
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Good at it
I know of many people who
Just cannot work in complete.
I plant a tree and. I pat It Linea Reg Butler, the sculptar and I tell it: "I hope you'll be for instance, kiuisite for the sound". Happy there, little tree."'" (IF of fans mule on regaztik.. usually dies) D-I fear on my
But our own dilês, on the
spada. out of earstot of = nil except the seeking, robin and other hand, only talk" the billow pocider aloud on such vital malf if he should happen to Eit. affairs' ne whether Wolverhamp÷ himself on, the thumb * With [# Ian Wanderers will win, the, hammer,
League for 'the' abcond) year 275
weaknati" at full-back!"""" Arber Donlẩm, onu di chi ally: I've got wagers on ibla