THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, DECEMBER

PS.SA LUNAR THACTÓR WORKS

1958.

JUST FANCY

THAT!

R. HARRY · CLEGG

ffor a year in a competition at Wellingborough, North- amptonshire. He is bald.

Mon free hair-cuts

"That wasn't a bad try, Comrade.”

What makes a woman fall for a man?

ASK a man if he thinks he's attractive to women.

Unless he's an egomaniac, he'll talk about the weather rather than say yes.

Ask his best friend's opinion that will be "yes.' But ask his worst enemy's opinion, and everything about him, from receding chin to pro- truding tum to caddish instinets will be mercilessly and detailedly exposed.

Ask his last girl friend

Ask

his present girl friend. Ask his secretary. Ask his mother

his wife, if he has one. anybody.

Ask Ask

They'l all tell you some- thing different. He'll sound as If he has two heads or no bead. He'll sound like a Rover Scout. Or Dracula.

Of course, burled deep inside cvery

man is on indissoluble, non-ferrous, sealed capsule con-

Or could it7

Test yourself.

mea,

(And married please nolu: 10 keep grace in the family we've put you in parentheses and in the wistfully sad past tense.)

1 If you were run over by a bus tomorrow, how many walllog women—excepting family would turn up at your funeral:

(a) One?

(b) Two tu ten?

(c) More than len?

by JOAN CARRINGTON

do

wothrn more often seem to want

(0) Settle down und Look

After you?

On 2 Which scrap of paper taining a which is written the Truth. And the Truth is that he is quite to do with you:- dazzlingly, irresistibly, perma- rently attractive. It's

It's there. Once and for all. some kind of Divine Right. It couldn't be otherwise,

WEEKEND Friell

BEAN **

RAECUT

BUILDING

SETY

"Don't worry, my dear young people, our interest in you remains unchanged."

TEDDY

GIRLS INQUIRY

STALF

HORRIBLE

SHOCKING

EX-ING

"COUNT

DRACULA

It is snobbishness that keeps them away from Youth Clubs. They find it more exciting to feel that a Count is running after them,”

WTHICA

down and (b) Settle

Looked After by you? (c) Go on dating you?

Be

3 Are (were) most of your

girl friends:

1

(a) About your own age?

(b) 10 years younger (It you're 30-ish); 15 years younger (if you're 40-ish7

4 Which female talent ap- DERIS (appeared) to o more highly developed in your women:---

(a) Husband hunting?

(b) Lost acquiring?

(c) Mothering?

Hastir

(b) Advance a bit, retreat a 12 When the glow dies (died)

bit, wait a bit, let her

and you drift(ed) on to a wonder a bit the well-new camp fire, does (did) the known old cal-stalk?

6 Which would you rather

tuke to a party!-

(a) A glamorous dish, a full- fledged doll who maken. men's heada turn and

ex-girl friend:

TR HORACE LEE, 68-

M

year-old retired clvil sorvant, tried a "Test Your Strength" machine on Fleet- wood Plor.

He pulled the grip. Round went the needle up to 400lb. pressure. Then, sud- denly, the pressure went down. And Mr. Lee was carried away on a stretcher. Now, lying on his back in hospital, unable to move, Mr Len, of Springfield Road, ! Park Village, Wolverhamp ton, said: "They don't know what's wrong yet-allpped disc, or pulled muscle. should have had more sense at my age."

IF you are single,

this is your chance

to find out why.

IF you oro marrled, this is your chance to find out why your wife grabbed you.

1

19 Which bli of the cireus do)

you prefer:

(a) The dangerous

acts-

high wire, animal trainer,

etc.?

(b) The skilțul acts—jugglers,

acrobats, etc.?

(c) Clowns?

(d) Animal acts?

(*) Find a new love casily 20 How many of the follow-

and quickly?

(b) Carry a quiet torch?

ing do you hayo your

(e) Chase after you bleating? initials, or name, on;-

women's eyes go narrow 13 Which films do and grem?

(b) A less conspicuous woman who lets all the limelight sinni towards you?

yon;-

After all your experience with women, are (were)

() Auroit and fest on your feet - never letting any woman get closer than pon choose?

(b) Constantly in the same predicament of the latest woman getting progres sively more posscasive and demanding?

8 When you admire your

handsome face in a mirror.

do you practise your

;

(a) Open-faced "nice

look clean

F213." chaven, and steady sincere eyes all honesty and fearlessness"

(b) Chin up, bedroom eyes

look-pertips

o flightly crue), weary and cynical smile playing over your finely chiselled lips7

9 Which do you think women

want more

(a) Security?

(b) Glamour?

(d) Bachelor - girl Indepen- 10 Which would you rather

dence?

5 For

conquest purposes, whlek techolques serves fserved) you better:-

hay:

(a) A double Arst?

(b) A double blue? (c) Tile?

I Was there ever a woman whom you really wanted

and couldn't get

(a) Head-or onslaught of bele-

phone calls, Invitations, and nuwers, etc-the swoop- her-of-her-feet

whirl- wind?

(a) Yes, (b) No.

beiter

(a) Westerns? (b) War films?

you Hke

paintings do you

14 Which

prefer:

(a) Portraits? (b) Landscapes? (u) Seascapes? (d) City scenes? (e) Abstract, but

geometrical? (1) Swirly musses of colour?

nent

and

15 Which do you think would

be the createst help to you En attaining greater success with women:-

(a) More money? (b) Youth

beauty?

or muscular

(c) More time lo spare? (d). A glamorous, profession?

the or

following 16

Zav animals which is your top favourite:-

(a) Elephants; (b) monkeys;

(e) lions, tigers, etc; (d) giraffes, gazelles, etc; (e); Lears; () reptiles; (8) birds; (h) fish?

17 Do you think women, in

general, ste:-.

(a) Gold-digg©TE?

(b) O.K.-but overrated?

(é), Deliciously exciting cres-

tures?

(d) Bored?

18

Which is most important |

to you in a woman:-

(a) Her voice?

(b) Her looks?.

(c) Her disposition?

(d) Her iniciligence?..

(e) Her social standing

and/or money?

LAND HERE'S HOW YOU RATE:

Beyring:

1. a=0; b=5; c=10.

a=10; b=6; c=0.

3. a5;

0.

4. d=10; b=0; c=5; d=0.

5. a=5; b=10.

6. α=10; b=0.

7. a=0; b10,

$ =0; b=5.

9. =5; 0=0,

10,

5;5; c=0.

11. nemű; ban

12. a -6; 0-10.

13. a1b; b.

14. a; 6-3; ¤=2; d=1.

cmli fadi

15, d=2; 6=0; cum10; d=5. 16. -3; b=0; c=1; d=2; C=2; 1=0; vzt hal.

17. 0; 3; c=10; d=0. 18. a3; 3; c=2;'Um2}

10. a=1; b=3; c=2;.d=0. your every word, and even ask 20. one to three=6; none or your adviče, You cover a prefly

ganky more than three=0.

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stratosphene, for like the DELOW, 99:- Thero's, nothing abominable snowman I've wrong with you exactly-but heard of you, but never met one you do havɑ-about, the samɑ: of you. I don't really think you thrill-quotient as getting oʻsim sxist. Like A Don fattening pair of thick, serviceable, grey sundae with chocolate, sauce, isle stockings for Chrlalmas. whipped cream, arid nuts Somebody may want you, some- you're too good to be true. body may need you, somebody 90-110: Wintever it is, you've, may even give you moments of got It, Women love you, They feeling like Rudolph Valentine, cannot realat you. They don't, but · It is clear you don't have even try. They queue up, to ia use, DIT to keep the swans Bow your butting on) rush in of women off you, You might with gmper when you're ill; do well to take up bled-watching] apringclean your flot, hang on or stamp-collecting now,

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