•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Grand Coup Is Not Accidental
By OSWALD JACOBY
THE srand coup is one of the most sensational plays in bridge, and in most instanica The declarer stumbles into it, remarkable feature of today's hand is that Henry Chanin of Atlanta noilced the possibility that the coup would be necess- ary and prepared for it at trick two by ruffing a diamond.
He saw no danger in the play since it seemed certain
that
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This Funny World
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, MAY 27, 1988.
WOMANSENSE
LOOK AT THESE!
35
WEST
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vulnerable
South
West
North
East
4
Fass
4 N.T.
Poss
54
Pesa
Pass
& N.T.
Pass 3
Pass Hoss
Pass
Opening trod-K
West had not opened a single- too king against n grand-slam contract.
Hemy's next play was a heart to dummy's queen, and when West showed out, Henry's fore- sight was justified.
1
"Smith's wife told him to usk me for a raise, dear-
can I give him one?"
Women's World
London. Bennett, is
manager of
MISS Hilda Harding, who bank's Amersham branch.
tbe
is 42, has been ap NOW PINIKINIS! pointed Britain's first woman bank manager by
Loudon, May 20.
the
Barclays Bank, which she BRITAIN'S loveliest girls will Joined 24 years ago as a shorthand typist.
branch
She will take over a which is to open next December ot Hanover Street. Mayfair, and her thief clerk will be a woman.
About one-third of Barclays' employees are women, nod several hold executive jobs. Mr R. G. Thornton, general
parading along beaches this supomer 10 "Pinikinis."
That's
for
the name
the nuwest style Bikinis, equipped with detachable pinafore fronts, United Press International,
BLESS 'EM
New York, May 26.
searched
with manager, said that the op- MRS Nancy Perry
paintment of a woman branch her house high and low for
He trumped another diamond, returned to dummy spade and trumped the last dia, mond. Tals made a total of three ruffs and he held only one more trunip than East. He led a second soode to dummy, and when East had to follow, the coup was accomplished.
Henry led a third high spade And East discarded a club. So did Henry. A fourth spude was ruffed while Erativ-grund. club go.
Now Henry led u dummy's
ace and
club to spread his
hand. He and East were euch down to three trumps and all
manager was a further slope in the
culprits who ute her
he development of women's real, chewed up her sofa and rates in banking.
nibbled at her Bible.
The new branch. he added, would probably have a higher Percentage of women staff thun Tarmal Miss Harding's pay would be equal to that of a nan with similar experience and quifications
SECRETARIAL POSTS
working Alter
as a short- the High Henry had to do was to leudnnd-typist
branch of the bank any card from flummy and Wycombe
for Ave years, she beenme overrul East.
felger cleric and later secretory to the local directors at Reading
♥÷CARD Sensen.
-The bidding has been:
North
East South
14
Pass
2A
West Pass
Pass
You, South, hold:
412 K2 47532 4AK976
What do you do?
A-Bild three diamonds. Your partner has bid a new suit and you have good support for IL.
TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner continues with a bld of three no-trump. What du you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
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Hor hunt ended when she found four recDÓNS sleeping side by side in her bed. -United Press International.
BRIDGE FLUKE
Ainition--die
tween
In 1948 she trauslerical to the "Our immediate reaction was office as secretary to the general that the ridge world should
manager.
old Mrs R.
FASHION CATERS
Фоничен
FOR THE SMALL WOMAN
Are you 5 ft. 2 in, or less in height? If so, as Princess Margaret hus proved, you can still wear all the newest fashion lines, say the manufacturers.
the
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PATRICIA DOUGLAS -
Durban. bridge deni
DRINCESS Margaret, less as necessary, with atting on considered. For the young girl place. occurred during a game be-
are waist-length, boxy
Now tel
us take a look at than 5 ft. 2 in, tail, and all live models. Special care there Port
There are a number of manu- four
standing away Wuinen
the small-woman sults. which Elizabeth, Cape Province. often featured on the list has to be taken when choosing jacket
are emphasise streak-Blim skirts. trimmings. Exaggerations
woman, but there The more mature or not-so- come direct from the beautiful facturers doing a good job for Each hund received only two of the world's ten best avoided, but the new trends are
Paris salon of Mme, Manguin. the small suils and the partners got the dressed
ling
In the forth coming alim no followed.
can choose women,
COCO Here the theme is that of two- still are not enough. Perhaps there will be line back, which is both at tone colour schemes. A "milk it is up to us the pocket me suits--all thirteen in each. hesitation in wearing almost autumit range Each hand had seven of one
modised trapeze and cocoon tering and concealing because coffee suit is topped by a "black sizes to bring some sultabe suit and six of another.
all the new fashion lines.
costs, 'car sulls' all-important snugly taperts over the hip coffee" velvet collar: a grey and pressure to bear?
-length coats and skirts. line. Even more slimming for while boxy suit is contrasted The geglected field of the Wool velours, textured wools, those who need such help are small woman is happily begin tweeds and knitted fobries are smart. Loon, one of the players.--Ex-lag to blossom, and at last all being used.
there is a manufacturer (tho
manufacturer of Another only one so far) who is making
Collars hero ace à te largo cunts and mults exclusively for small-sized coats has a woman the 'pocket Venus. Since one- designer who is strongly back- than usual, but are cut with
A crooked rug is as disturbing. third of the women of Britain ing the trupeze line this season. eiongated tapered revers to odd
slim effect. And to some people es a cranked pic are under 5 ft. 4 in. in height it "It sulls almost everyone," the to the long,
ile manufacturers have ture. Check yours occasionally ccoms that there is still room says. "Bigger women look slim here
mer because of the narrow no hesitation in using wool to see that they're running truc for many more.
shoulder ine, and the flare-out poodle cloths and tweeds.
to the floorboards. The sceret. of the success is hides infge hips or other figure that they thinle only in terms of faults." the shorter wamari and use a
Kist roul
She was one of the first gran of women to attend Barelnye pres. Service. Training school at Wimbledon. In 1950 she went through administrative staff college Henley,
Miss
the al
that bank
Harding 3310 sho
the when
joined she had mullions to risc to did tint executive level. She expect any difficulties in draing with men customers, even when overdrafts had to be refused.
CROSSWORD
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TUESDAY, MAY 27
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ant to you you probably will And Ways to spend it lavishly for the benefit of mankind. This is
the "do- way you conty gooder in your nature. You will always stand ready to ald pubile and rivete philanthropy to the best of your ability.
PORN today, you are a
and must have a cause for which you can fight. Sympathetic. kindly, ungelish and gentie, you want to help all those less fortunate than yourself. You offers become despondent because you feel you am not doing your share--or tint what you ar attempting is wihout avail. The st have given you a real gift for the written and the spoken and are word. You may find that through this medium you are the most effective, Bet forth the ideas and the Ideate. Let others, more practical. Istru ment themt
You have an ardent love of soture Impulsive in displaying
your affections. You need the love. and devation of your own family circle. You will be happlet if you wed early in life and have a largo
family.
Among those boots on this date were: Arnold Bennet outhor Daate, the post; John Kendrick
Straus hummelst: Nathan #long. Jay Gould and Cortelius Vanderbilt, #nanciers: Jullad Villiam alaruan Howe, poet Writer, und V Woodin, financier nod statesman.
Fond of travel, it in kely that during your Lifetime you wil viet most of the tar plaves on the earth. This will werve to quiet an other- which, ust win restless nature ahrase be on the move.
Although you may not enjoy Ananse, per se, he business and stane have given you natural bual- Dear scumen. You have that happy To find what the stars, tuvo in faculty ut making simost any more for you tomorrow, select your
thing you touch turn to gold: birthday star and read the conces But since money just for the reke ponding paragraph. Let your
of burving wealth in quite unimport- day star be your daily guide.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 28
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By LEONARD BARDEN
A temporary sacrifice of a
elongated waistcoat
jackals.
4
The secret is that in a pro-
garment the small
HOUSEHOLD
HINTS
When clean and dry, apply a
kitchen wax to provide a hard, protective conting to resist soll and make any stains easier to
reinove.
perly designed, cut and seated Fitted percale crib sheets with
Take off the leaves below the woman can knitted sides are for your baby water-line in your flower- almos anything: Un-if you move him often to mat arrangements. Decaying leaves The poison the water and so shorten the sides hold the sheet Armly in the life of the flowers, especially place, and the item is no-iron.
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small model-girt as they work.
Uhat wear This designer belleves There is no attempt to 'rize down' clothes to scale for the older women look an santart in fortunately, bol nearly enough tresses of different sizes.
cater for small women us manufacturers the
as do their manufacturers trapeze Juic did in the past. Instead, they younger sisters. Again it in om- really small woman, begin by velling a vast number plasised in this house that the in the dress and the more ex-
Buyers are To protect walls and wood- In any paint-up operations of the newest designs, selecuing design la specially for smaller pensive spheres.
of making work around your cooking area you undertake this spring, re- Furments carefully before put women; large sizeo are not cut justifiably scared
alterations on a larger from the brownish nim ac member that paint will not ad- ting them into production. down. Colours? "I like brownish injor
shnces, black and wine."
garment since afterwards the cumulated by cooking fumes, here properly to a dirty surface.
look may
ali wesh them before the aim has Before beginning, be sure to In the new range of sults for proportions The new designs are
and detali such as become 100 heavy for easy re- wash the area thoroughly with methodically and cleverly styled the smaller woman, age groups wrong,
hot suds and a wire brush. for the small slic, and adjusted and figure types have been pockets may be in the wrong moval.
BOYS'
AND
Baron's House Guests
-They Came From The Land of Longshortia-
"Why don't they just come out lke ordinary folks?" he asked. Just then, Baron Munch him- self opened the door.
"Come in, my dear friends."
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
"We saw zomeɑno sticklag his while I was on a voyage to the hend out of the chimney," said Land of Longshortja." Kuorf.
"Longshorttal" repeated Kanri "And we also saw someone in a puzzled voice. sticking his head through the that, Baron Munch?" keyhole," said Teddy.
"And I think it was pretty trollab," said Hiawathu.
Baron Munch stalled.
By MAX TRELL
ZNARF, the Shadow Boy with the Turned About Name, and Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, and Hiawatha, the Small-Sized Wooden Indian, knocked on the he said. deor of Baron Munch's house. Baron Munch
o famous WAS
Knarf, Teddy and Hiawatha he said. traveller, explorer, scientist and all walked inside. cook. But, above all, he could tell a story almost better than anyone tri the whole wide world.
While they walted for Barou Munch to open the door, Knart
plece for the KBP often traps happened to lock up at the root beginners, and the combination
used the following game
should be watched out for.
of Baron Munch's houac. To his
surprise, he saw someone aljck-
1 PK4, P-KI Z Ki-KB3, ing his head out of the chimney. KL-Q83: 3 B-84 B-84; At almost the sune
moment,
6P-KS. KEKKIS 2; 7 BX Penihis head out of the keyhole of K-B1 (KxB: 8 Kt Ktsch and the door.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 10) Kt-B3; 5 P-Q4, PXP Teddy noticed someone sticking 7-AUR LO (July
23)- You can marge chead on a project, Although, there de a tendency to making up time lost recently. Look for Dew partnership relating Cement Besant personal relations 141 brandves, fast check si detalls of
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РІВСТА (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) Combino business and please to advantage. Pay especial attention to joint financit masters.
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ANIES (Mar. EI-ADE. You may take a calculated risk and assume that you are rojar to corrie out on the right side of the ledger.
TAURUS (Apr. 23-May Your social relatione vyish. thay prove to be the say to your profomstone! fodigy.
othere
Strango Happenings
QxK): 8 B-Q5, KXtxKP: 7 K1X K. KixK19 R-XI, P-Q3; 11 R-K4 KIKEJ; 12 Q-RS, Q-Q2: 13 R-KO, Q-82; 14 R-Kichi, QxR; 16
While Knarf and. Teddy . at- Q-B3ch. K-K2: 16 8-Kuch,
claimed in astonishment, at B-92; 17 Q-Usch, Resigns,
Solution No. 3406: Place the these two strange happealogs, White pawn on RB6 at 84 and Hiawatha merely shook his head płaca black pitam on Black's gloomalty and said that poopla XB2: the Lolution is P-R5 enghtn't to alt in chimneys or di, Ph., P=84; 2 PxP.p. mate. [poke their heads, through- kay-
V 2 Lortoi exprēji terzige
Mholen.
He Has Guests. "I'm glad you mention this.” "I've got two guests staying
with me, 1 met them
Rupert and the Silent Land---43
Ta Rupert's relief the wind hai
This seturn. ** Hì, I saw 'you enter What quite dropped so that the balloon that cloud he calls. goen just-where be steere it and did you find?" 1. found does not drift at all. fuking to a plenty," laughs Rupert "great height be gazes around and come back and tell you all about at length, he spits the sheer pillar it." And without using he steers of rock where the term lives. the quiet balloon onwarda until he The man has been watching loc seen the Professor in hila'garden.
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"Where's
"Why," sold Baron Munch, au he sat down and it his Meet- schaum pipe, "it's west of Aus- Iralla and cast of Afghanistan
and north of Borneo and just around the corner from Tos- mania."
"Gosh, that's faraway?" said Teddy.
But Hiawatha just kept shuk- ¡ing his head as though he didn't | bellevo a word of any of this.
"Now in the land of Long- shortla and sometimes · Ws called Shortiongin," sald Baron Munch, "all the people are of
Shorty likes to play hopscotch over clover blossoms.
either two sizes. They're either clover blossoms, ent thide meals
as tall as telegraph poles or as on a button and go to sleep in a short as matchsticks."
pennut shell,"
Knorf and Teddy looked very Baron- Munchi opened the door. He cailed inside 'one pi the rooms.
Interested. Hiawatha just blow
his nose and yawned,
Kold
"Come hero, please, Sharky! Come here, Longy!"
"Now the toll one," Baron Munch, "can stop over rivers and church steeples and. But no end Camo,
"Oh dear," said Baron- Munoh, roof tops. If they stand on their tip, toes, they can almost al "I'm afraid they've both goe ways help themselves to a hand-, out for a walk. Shorty is prob
ably in the fold," playing tag sal ot clouds."
with a growshopper, while Langy "And what about the small, is a thousand miles away, sitling Cones?” asked Kaart,
on top of a mountain and punk)» The small ones,” said Barori ing clouds around with fils an.
| Munch, "ply" "hippsentals over gers."