This Funny World
PRES
BILL MAGRYSON
"Mr Bagwell, there's a very good salesman to see you.”
.BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
THE rumpus about sandwiches, tuck into a six-decker monster
which has shaken various air-lines to the 'core, is no mag- er a matter for narrow national- Jam,
It is what ban been well call ed an "International Issue," and until some international author-
containing beef, potatoes, peas, fish, pudding, fruit. cheese, bacon, eggs, sausages, trifle, and smoked goose, and with a mere. thin wlap of bread for the sake of appearance.
ity, such as Unesco, or The Hist! Amanda! World Snack Council, or the Friends of Sandwiches, has told down what exactly constitutes a sandwich, the present epidemie of cheating will continue, and uneducated travellers will never know how many agreements they are breaking when they
TARGET
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How many
words of four letters or more ca You make from the jelters in the Bare on the fritt in making each word the Jesters In
eck of tian small squares may be used opge only. Each word must contain The large letter in the centre square, and there mus beat
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heart "Ho plurals; 110 foreign
Que nine-letter word hi the
words: no proper
KATIE*,
TODAY'S TAKUET": 20 words, pood 28 words, very good si words, excellent. Solucion LOTGETOW.
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION: pm Asi dally daly doitfu DUTIFULLY hi bi dil dit Bald Buty full fully Lair dril lift una mis en fly.
CHESS NEWS
By LEONARD BARDEN Solution No. 5399; 1. Q-813 ch, Q-K3; 2 R Q7 ch, XXR;
3 Bd wins the queen.
Zendan Express Servica
the the
NCE upon
a timu love-sick youths would occasionally throw a handful of gravel at a
Such window.
timid girl's methods were scorned by was flood youngster who olher day for hurling a 9. rock through a girl's window, “so as not to disturb anyone else in
Thai The house."
girl may dream of being serenaded by
nhe Ight tenor valec. What
will get la 17 anime group, whacking Ironing-boards, sauce- paos, fron pipes, und ganga
romance Thus does timid head under the serene stars.
In passing
rear
THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, MAY 15, 1958.
•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Psychic Spade
Is Punished
By OSWALD JACOBY
QOUTH'S third hand vulnerable psychic is not the sort of bid that meets with my approval and I am delighted to report that this ane was properly punished,
Of course, West's double was for takeout but East converted it into a penalty double by pDSS= ing.
East signalled with the Jack of diamonda at trick que and West continued the sult with Erst trumping the third round. Now East eashed the king of trumps and led the deuce of hearis. South played low and West's queen won the trick. The nees of hearts and clubs were taken next and a third heart lend went to declarer's king. That gave him one trick but he was down to five trumps and had to lead up
to
NORTH (D) AJ
24
10987
• Q 10702 K73
WEST
EAST
2
◆AK 1093
VAQT
J62
AKS
AJ 10962
SOUTH
34
804
Q87654 *K$3
• 853
Q
Both vulnerable
North East South West
Pass Pass Para Pris Pass
Double
Opening lead • K
Enst East's see-ten-ning. took his nine and led a club which South had to trump. Now South had to lead another trump so that he wound up with only three tricks und WDS down 1,180.
READ that "brutal killings
Psychic bidders, always excuse ure to be cut out of children's
their misfortunes by claiming lea-time television programmer, owing to protests from parents, that the opponents have a slam At any moment now some critics the South was no exception. "Tils ridiculous It did not take him five seconds will write:
to tell West that he had a slam censorship is the thin end of the wedge. Must our children suffer clubs but this time West had through the smug, puritanical the goods on him. rufusal of their parents to face
the facts of life? We are not East and West cards would not West offered to bet that the
living
the Middle Ages."
slam and South Perhaps the children should make a club start their own television clubs, almost took the bet. If he had he would only have increased where they could see uncensor ed programmes. I brulal kill his losses. I leave it to you ings are banned, how long will readers to figure out why there l be before even a klek in the is no slam for East and West. face is objected to? 1 quote from a recent lending article: "If the panel can cut down on some of
the tortures and the screams of CARD Sense&♦ the dying. It will hove perform- ed a useful service."
YOUR BIRTHDAY
THURSDAY, MAY 15
те д PORN today. you
organiser. Leave you alone seconds with ehses and yo witi have order emerging. You have a logical, executive mind which gues to the root of a matter almost ence. You know how to cut rel tape and get moving in Use perdlext time. Your ambition are, high and you head in a straight Une for exactly what you want-and usually cel it, too.
you
.By STELLA
natural You are not as robust is health
60 as yo think
are it would be approach madre, and as you well for you to conserv your cher- afes a little more. You have a natural reserve, which some mlatake for ility. This is a real mistake. Your attitude at klouf shyness merely your way of standing back, And listening 10, what is veing on keting ready to leap into the fray at exactly the right moment to come the winning aide! Your marriage to someone of, similar In- tellectual tastes should be a happy
a keen The stars liave mind and an avid interred in cultu and intellectual purn:ls. You BTC not particularly interested in bar. nors per pc. but when it comer to driving a bargain, you are not at all lacking in astuteness. In fact, your competitors coulder
quite drewd Actually you are the type to inspire opposition. You are so tennis and cocksure that there are those who will take delight in coin. bating you, just for the sake of seeing how big a dent can be made. Such competition merely whein your appetite for combat. You are st your best when fighting the opport tian-be it in the realm of ideas or in your, prof^gston.
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Among those born on were: Dr Arthur Schnitzler, novelist, playwright and physician
Marquis Lake Hastie, spiritualist; Sebastien de Vauban, French mar shal and milliary engineer: Florez De Nightingale, philanthropist and minst: Joseph Cotton, actor: ana Curiosi Foulman, priile and author.
To find whol the stars, have in sire for you tomorrow, select your Virthday star neså erod the corres pending paragraph. Let your birth- day ular be your daily guide.
FRIDAY, MAY 16
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- KCORPIO (Oct. 24 Nov, This 020 be a banner day for your Partnership aftaler-lake precedence operations, Just make sure your over other matters. Avold unnecta health and energy are up to
Iegal The Hary
entanglements. Profeet challengo.
your intereata.
GEMINI
27-June
21)-***
A good day for business if you allek to familiar taxies. Don't go all gat
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)-- If you are planning a kilo soon, this could be a good time to make the for anything purely experimental. Bast arrangements. Book reserva-
207-
(June 22-July - CANCER Take portive action to gola an advance in your profession. Starline, lung won't get you mywhere but -wherd you are!
LEO
(July 24-Aug, 23 Exert your best judgment and taleni for management today. Tillage can no more than a wide wrong if you
se impulsive.
Uons?
CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jan, 20jun. You Inight bian to visit your child. ren this week-end. Tertions you can give good advice 10 someone younger.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 11-Feb. 19). Beure at you have all the facla in front of you this morning it you are to act on some business matter.
24-5ept. 23)- PIECES
20) Wlod up the week's work po at Re confident in all affairs which you pen look forward to a week-end may influence your future welfare.
Ael with precision and tact,
VIGO
of plemant social relaxation.
20-DEST
ARIEB (Mar.21-Apr. ZO
cløpt. "zé-Gek | 1]}== A good time for a day of rockons aveligste, all sides of a question partnermub Business, and before making up your mind. There Abance. Estades set and Habil are deceptive escases in som
propositions,
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Q-The bidding has been: South Wast North East Double Pass Pass 3
Pass
You, South, hold:
42 VAQ ◆E'Q754 4A 10964
What do you do?
A-This is a tough one bul 4bree no-trump is indicated. Your partner may hold nothing. In hearts and be unable to try no- tramp himself,
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been: North Birt Booth 1.
1
You, South, hold:
West
SAZ VKJ916 453 4QJOS
What do you do?
Answer Tornortow
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=WOMANSENSE
The change
in Julie
Andrews
66708H, you look dif-
Uferent," said Chris- topher, younger brother of Julle Andrews, when they met after her two years in New York. As the picturo. shows, the Julie Andrews who came back is 10 times more sophisticated than the Julie Andrews who went away. Every aspect of her appearance shows the bright gloss that America gives 'n girl.
HER HAIR: When she went to her away, it clung closely head in tight, dark curls. After two years In America, It la loog wider, blonder, chic-er, and yet more natural.
"My hair was lightened for the show,"
ig she said. "It
FO Just tipped with peroxide That it shines a tiny bit more in the light. The style ts are all wearing in New York now."
what they
Only one technical change a pale mouth -bul of, the difference It makes. Before, she used a dark red lipstick. Now the Us Hight pink.
HIER MAKE-UP:
1
"I have always used a lot of mascara"-she brushes her eye- brows with it as well as her lashes "I think it's
very Important,"
PALE COLOURS
HIER CLOTHES: The biggest change of all. "When I went to America my wardrobe was all little bits and pieces. Now I have cut down lo basics. I like one-plece dresses of one cotour,“ preferably light.
"Before 1 went to New York I was inclined to go for black, and carthy, sober colours. Now I choose pale colours--creams and blues of
all sorts. And } always wear belze shoes,**
Julie Andrews' favourite dress is a whhe
jersey tube laxed dressing I have learned In drese. "It's typical of the re- Amerlea, I have it in ruset and black, and a full-skirted version In steel blue and red Paisley wool, as well as in pale blue and cream lines for the summer."
So that's what a London girl can learn from New York. And all of it is copyable, even the clothes, for into the shops this week there comes one of the knitted tube dresses described by Julie Andrews (right). This ane is in white cotton, edged with navy blue. You can also gel It in mid-biss edged with white, and yellow odred with white, black edged with white. 171th
costs its own leather belt 1 211 112
THE MORAL IS: YOU
CAN LEARN HOW TO
SHOP FOR A REALLY
NEW PERSONALITY
PICTURE EY JOHN PRENCH
BOYS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
How Birds Keep Warm
"It keeps him beautifully warm," Bald the Policeman. "And I'll tell you why. The faster he waves his wings, the faster he flies.
--Roligeman Tells Knarf Why Some Friends Go South-
By MAX TRELL what they do. They wave their
"Holes over the land. He wings up and down."
Alles over mountaina and yalleys "Mr Policeman," Bald Knart, covered with snow. He keeps TUIE snow was on the ground,
The
sun was in the sky, if birds are cold and they wave right on waving his wings and
up wings
and down, Knarf, the Shadow Boy with their
flying. And by and by, there the Turned About "Name, was doesn't waving their wings up he is flying over meadows and
down make them By CROSSWORD in the street, He sang and and
nolds where the grass is begin- nlig to grow. And still ha keeps waving his wings and flying."
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whistled as he ran down to the away?" earner.
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And there, alanding on the corner, moving his arms up and down and his legs to and fro. was the Policeman.
"Good morning, Policeman,"
Bald Knari.
"Good morning, Boy," said the PolicemID.
"Why," asked Knack, "are you waving your arms up and down arid stamping your feet to and trot"
To Keep Warm
"I'm waving my arms up and down and stamping my feet to and fro to keep myself worm,” said the Policemani.
"That's a good
idea," said
in for wost (4) Knart. "But what do the birds Cows with pallar, 13, Olds, rosa; beer land. {7}·
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Top pard.
do. They have no arms to wavo up and down."
"Quite true," said the Polico- man. "Birds have no arms at
"Birds have wings, instead of arms," sold Koarf,"
That's right,” sald Policeman. ""jjieda bave wings. ipslead of some; And thais
Begins To Fly
1
"It does indeed," said the Knur said good-bye to the Policeman, "As soon as a bird Policeman and ran rack down waves his wings up and dow, the street, singing and whistling | he begins to fly."
and waving his arms up and "'And does that keep
him down.
But he didn't dy any- warm?" said Knarf.
where.
Rupert and the Silent Land-33
Forgetting himself for a moment' hands pesaand on his head”. Gradua Rupert, erica outs"? Why-mintly, ally a look of bewilderment noUSLA --this issi't a cloud at all) Jek A over his face. Whatever is lupe sort of Binhập 1.9. At the bound of 5; pening?!" he thinka, ?! My head's his voice his companion starts again: tingling and I can bear a tiny voice
1 -and the little pilot itaps in fright, inade it," Yea, i can tell the words Next-moment the little bear is quite clearlya.. How does he de pushed on to a vest and feels two alte
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