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This Funny World
A KAUEMAN
"Notice how these ten-minute breaks are lasting twenty minuter now?"
THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, MAY 8, 1958.
•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
South Defeated By, Eager Bid
By OSWALD JACOBY
QOUTH had no reason to bid
So his partner's one
no-
trump response but he was one of those players who liked to play every hand and he had five card spadeauit.
play
11 South's ability to hands equalled his desire every- thing would have been all right but South did not realise that. and managed to go down at fla two spade contract.
Dummy's king of clubs won the fret trick and a low spade was led and the ter ADDL finessed. Now South shout have played the king of trumpa, He had nothing to gain by lead-
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destroyed the chemicals which AFTER 17 months of corre are inscried to make it tasle et spondence, interviews, appli- nothing Dr Strabismus (Whom cations, Inspections, form-nlling. God Preserves of Utrecht has appeals, and all the customary
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tumble-cum-ing a second space from dummy farm at Waggling Parva, in trivy, the man who had the but South did not realize that.
Idea Lif milking cow by eletricity into deplorably eccentric
his own kirtsch refrigerators containing assorted building, on chemicals. The mi turned hen-house für his own hens hus beng yellow and fasted of wrought been told that "the case
la n iron, but it remained fresh for considered, with a view
follows the 132 weeks,
decision." This news that the total number of civil servants is now 438.714, as
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a meeting in Hungary, "Mr Krushchev several times raised
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Libbey Owens-Ford
ON THE MORNING et a job Interview, allow plenty of time before the dressing table mirror, so that your appearance will
be perfect,
NY Jub In the world ไป On the morning of the inter-
doking for that view allow sturgell plenty
Job. There's something about time to get ready and set,
to give interviews that is upt the most polsed person Job- hunting jitlers,
If you're reading Help Want- ed ads, we've a few suggest tons that will enable you Lo inke a prospective boss in stride. They all have to do with op- pearance. It's the old story of "Look good and you' teel good."
Getting back to South's two spade bid, it was bad for the simple reason that he had strength in every wall, only Ave spades and not strength to try for game, There. fore, he should have been TTS amazing how a child Even spanking him doesn't one which this
ONTROL A BABY HOW TO CONTROL
enough
with his partner's satisfied one no-trump.
his fish to emphasise what he CARD Sendek
was saying." Nothing_drives a puint home like a hadduck held aloft, This method of emphasis is recommended to pollicions Cauk's Charles In Mrs
But a Elements of Oratory." footnote warns that the effect) may be lost if the audience hus to think that the Any reason Arid
at them. be thrown fish is to A crack in the face with even
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tomorrow.
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a small Ash loses supporters.
YOUR BIRTHDAY
THURSDAY, MAY B
.By STELLA
BORN today, you are something your own fahilly are exceptionally
of a cynie and definitely have strong.
It i melancholy turn of mind. important that you force yourself to look on the brighter alde of life. Be hopeful and optimistic. If you are, you
will cover that this altrocla streras nwre
attitude
.quickly.
The store have given 304 many commendable qualities which only
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There is an artistic side to your And ex- nature which needs to presalun some hubby if you do not emer one of the arts or pro- fessions as a life career. You are much to practical to starve še en attle for art. You will leave that resi erns! You are a realist and always face touts. You know
need development to put you on how to take advantage of an -
You
the right track, What you nek, expected opportunity. most of all, ty self-confidence. Onco perton who, in einergency.
Fise to Relaces. you will you believe in yourmelt Ind What you can do almost anything. Have a positive will t
that cceed and you will find success setually comen in you more emilly.
There
ls genuine affablilty your nature which, when allowed to bloom, make you popular among allnds of people. You are con aldered a little stand-offish by tho who know you only cammlly, but affectionate and lovlar, grou re even demonstrative, in your family' #roup Your Hrs of kin are strong and your loyalties to members o
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Among those born on the date were: Linie, poot; Robert Ingersoll Alke sculptor William H Vanderbilt, financier: Louis Moreau Gottschalk, planset and composer: Jane Howland Angell president of Yale; Harry S. TYUMEL U.S. President, and James Hamilton, South Carolina Covernor.
To And what the store have in sture for you tomorrow, select your birthday or and read the curres- ponding paragraph. Let your birth- day atar be your dally julde.
FRIDAY, MAY 9
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TAURUS (Apr. 21-MERY 21)- SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov.
There may Prospects are still in your favour
be a perioUE
counlist doubtful but today
between businers and pleasure to- ciretimuisno which need your day. You must reconcile them to
post some
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What do you do?
A-Bid 'one spade. You havel sound opening bid but your hand is very unsatisfactory for play against one heart.
'TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner raises you to two spades. What do you do now?
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23. Active people, (8)
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and relax socially this week.and. you to take an taserosted rimic. za asabian. Got some reek too.
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Consider all opinions involving Good health is a major considera. parinerstap busineer affalen, Then tion for you. Go for a checkup of
you are feeling under paci make your ducindors
LXO (July xl-Aug- 23) Don't get rattled if she pace con- stues to be a fost one. Proceed with cusion in all you attempt.
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AQUARIUS (JAM. IL-Fob. 19) You have the green lights today, o grens forward and close a dent wfuen has been pending all week.
VIRGO (Avg. 24-Sept 23- PINCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 103- Morning hours are troecherous and Consider the detalle of a propositíoes unselled. Take it easy and postpone “carefully before acting úpon 12.
decalor
after Don't rush things now. I Imports
АГЛЕВ (Mar, 21-Apr. 19) Good will on the job si important As the word, MIDI, Check's bot temper and don't my soything you
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may get beyond his bother him. mother's control.”
A mother writes from New York: ·
***Towever, he minds his father with no trouble at all.
"When I put him to bed for his nap, or for the night, he is out of it 20 times before he finally goes to sleep. But when "I have two young boys, as father is home, he doesn't the oldest 19 months and even try to get out of bed. The a baby-sit- same is true when the youngest 7 months.
ier is in charge.
"I'm at my wit's end just don't know what to do. I
appreciate would greatly advice you may oker."
OBEYS HIS FATHER
boy
The 19-month-old
and
forbidding
per-
Plenty of Time
of
Have clothes laid out the night before.
About those clothes- keep them trim, neat and tailor- ed. That's a combination that's TNT in the business world. Razzle-dazzle has no place in an
office.
Supervise make-up · carefully. Lightly does it. Not too much eye make-up, rouge or lipstick, Underplay rather than over- play.
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Assemble any Information about education you'll require or previous job experience. Keep I handy in your bag. Go over the facts, so that you'll know what to say,
Wear a hat and carry-clean white gloves. Clean is a key word. So is spotless. Your PP- child can't flea bite or perhaps you are very pearance must be strictly ba
iconslabent, Maybe you hava box, elimb out of for a year or so."
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Don't pour the perfume bottle Put away some of the fragile not concentrated on Lings that are rost tempting
given him ample love andver your feud. Apply just a to him, Centre your efforts on
the times drop or two of a Ught fragrance. teaching him to avold the few tenderness at ali things left, Concentrate on only when he's not getting into Nothing heady. one thing at a time, Each time things. he goes to touch it, smack him soundly with your bare hand on he can touch with your
Be sure there are other things the back of his hand or on lils mission and approval. bare thigh, saying "No"
just once in a moderate tone, Con-
all such training tinue to do this as long as he times, cuddle him a lot, rock
On the way to the interview, tries to touch the article, Make him, sing to him, talk to him | equip yourself with some enjoy- Until ho is and do things with him for fun. able reading material. Wash the
object Do to relax more and let prospective interview out go
Ow to your mind and concentrato It something entertaining. spend more time with him, him some household things
will be enster to manage him will help you to be poised much at naptime or bedtime after you in a pleasantly relaxed state of have learned to have better mind when the questions control of him at other times, popped in your direction,
any
no exception. trained to avoid
away from the few other for permanently, merely keep bidden things.
this
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LOVE AND TENDERNESS
won't mind me at all, and REMOVE_fragile_thinGS he seems to get into every- thing in the house.
If I
It may help you to have acold him, or even talk to baby pen in which to keep this lad for short periods when you him, he just ignores me as can't be right with him. Your
You say you spank lum. Per-
if he doesn't even hear me.. husband may be able to make hops the spanking is a mere
BOYS' AND
Blinkie Bakes A Pie
IT.
--It Was The Kind Everybody Likes Best-
By MAX TRELL
was cold outside. A sharp, wintry wind was blowing. But down In Blinkle Male's apartments, under-the-ground everything was snug und warm.
A fire was blazing In the fire- place.
The radiators were Hissing and steaming.
pie It must be. It must mosquito plc."
"How awful! sald Honid. "Terrible, said Knarf.
Glive, "Dreadful, said
Snall.
Between
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GIRLS' MAGAZINE
"No," he said, "it's not mos- quito ple I'm baking."
said
"I know what it is," Glive, the Snail. "It's a ple made of plum tree leaves and mul- be berry leaves. That's the favour- lle ple of people all over the world."
the
Willy
thinks," said Blackie Beeile," "that just because he ikea mosquitoes, everyone else
in the world does, too."
Blinkia Chuckled
"My goodness, no!" Hanld
"Faugh," sald Knarf. "What an idea," said
Beetle.
kind of ple it is. For it's the kind of pie I like best. IL'S pebble and mud pie."
Covered With Flour
GOD BLEST
YOUR HA
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At this, everybody uttered foud groan. Blinkie Mole came to the door. His hands were said covered with Hour.
"I'm afrak hat Willy Tood and Gilve and Blackle Beetle ure all wrong. They've named Blackle the ples that they like best, but they aren't the ples that people "It's not plum tree nor mul- like best. To tell you the truth, berry leaf ple," said Bunkie I'm not really sure what pies So what people do like best. Mole, "Guess again!"
I'm doing is tils. I'm baking "You're all very silly," sald six little emply ples-just the From the kitchen, Blinkla
with nothing Inaido, "I know what crust Mole could be heard chuckling. Blackle Bocile, and Hanid, the Knarf Shadows with the Turned- About Names, and Willy Tend, Blackle Glive the Snoll, and Beetle were all altting around, talking and laughing.
A teakettle was whistling on the stove.
Baking A Pie
And in the icltchen,
Mole was baking a plc,
Bllakie
"Now I hope," Blinkio called | out cheerfully from the kitchen, "that all of you will like the ple I'm making."
is it, "What kind of plo Blinklo dear?" Hanid naked.
"It's the favourite pio of everybody in the whole world," reid Blinkic..
Before Binkie had a chance, Willy Toad to my any more, said: "If it's the devourite ple of people all over the world); -1 2- know exactly what kind of"
Rupert and the Silent Land-27 ·
The quiet man lies on his backtically dropped and the Professor ping at the clouds floating over wants his balloon to go high, Erad." Thees, d'you see ?" be why shouldn't I takes it up to look mays.** Thut cloud is drifting pace at the clouds?" He is an eager the others! Now why dose it do to go that the other rises to take that Rupert jumps up. "I've him back to the rocky shelf and stayed bare long enough," he hold the balloon while Rupert grata" declares,...........*! The wind has prece on his scarf.
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In the kitchen, Blinklo Mole was baking a plo.
There'll be a pie for each one of you and one for me."
"What shall we do when wo naked get those empty plea?" Knart
Blinkle antwered: "You can put whatever you like inside them."
And that's what happened. Blinkie give,èsch of his friends and himself an empty pie. Willy put mosquitoes in, bis Clive put plum tree and mulberry leaves in his;
Blackle put pebbles and mudi In his.
Kourt and Hanis put applo and cherry in tholes,
And as for Blinkie Mole,, he Just atë the crust.
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-nothing in world, better than pie · crust," he said. “Everybody. Aku pie