This Funny World
"Don't worry-It doesn't disintegrate. Il just squirts ketchup."
YOUR BIRTHDAY
....BY STELLA
WEDNESDAY, MAY 7 BORN way, you have on out- og personality which maket eavy for you to get along with alla of people. You have a gt for being alile tu expound an Iden so that all can understand 11. You probably will enjoy being in the meg Belling and polter are two fleids in which you would to highly succénntuð,
have an
There is, however, Another mot
nido to your nature, serious Although this may le donnent un lem you cultivate it more You Interent in history philosophy, muste and this arts. You probably have latent clau Verde- areas of expression, but unless you have reason to express them, they may net come to the surface until past mindie age when yuu tulco tline aut for seriour eon.
the fence rather than come out und may exactly what you think if you Paying 11. you they think, in wilegate
attitude This Mon
**@wo-faced"'-~- could be confidered by your enemien. Actually, it is a rare form of tiful diplomacy which will help you to get far if you enter praballa res
nature
You are affectionate by but the two sides of your person ulity are always lugging you- the desire to be demonstrative and the fear that you will be considered sentimental. The result?. A rather aloof peron except at home in the zuldst of your uwn Inarily group.
bow on this date Anong thone were: Juhannes Protens youpo Hard Waleon Tully, playwright i
"Unde Joseph producer: Joe Cannon, s
Marcus temptation.
Loew,
Seidi. Anton producer You have an analytical, even anadian and
and conductor. critical, mind Youi
have rather
Socrates, philosopher. strong opinions, but are apt to keep them to yourself until the anomen: comes when you think they may have some weight. You have a tear of offending anyone and will alt on
mone
find what the since have 10 store for you tomorrow, welect your biriday star and read the corres- soning paragraph. Lol your birth cay sa be your dally rude.
THURSDAY, MAY 8
THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, MAY 7, 1958. -
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Experts Watch Partner Sluffs
By OSWALD JACOBY
IT OOK at the North and East
hands only and put your- self in the position of the East
player.
You drop the deuce of spades on your partner's opening queen of spades lead and declarer wins with the king. Ile gota after the club sult next and third your partner wins Vie
iend. This gives you a chance to make a discard. What should it be?
Sho
A quick use of the point count marks deciorer with every missing high card except lack of apartes, already shown by your partner's queen open- immediate ing. You need an
heart shift to beat the contract und what play could be more natural then a signal with the Jack.
If you are playing with an ordinary partner you had best give this signal, It turns
NORTH 674
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No one vulnerable
South JN.T. 3N.T.
West
North
East
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2 N.T.
Pass
Poss Pass
Pass
Opening lead-◆ Q
that you won't beat the hand because South happens to hold to the cight and four hearts your high heart discard has given him a stepper.
If you are a good pinyer and TAURUS (Apr. 21-May
'SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21-Dec 2 detalla 07
Put A carefully in
Laubecensary ex-your paringt is very good you curb on Check
don't need to waste a
high Being thrifty is bubens to avoid any pority of
part of wisdom just now. heart lose. Heat makes waste: coreiras the
to get the desired lead, CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) new breeds error.
wins today'sAll you have to do is to chuck and atrody Slow
push the deuce of diamonds. contest. Dxn't attempt to things beyond their noturnă Hati ren make wonte.
AQUARIUS
GEMINI (May
23-June 21)-
An undercurrent of uncertainty is Today's anpet calls
all major activit500.
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trave Likiny,
pace. for cauton
Guard again
(Jan. 21-Feb.
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CANCER (June 22-July ZJ}- Guard against putting your trust is pro- Test al false proinice, portion
your- before committing
24-Aug 1.80
23) (July
average day. Another better than but don't try to crewed your luck. Take things na they come and the resuita are good
(Feb.
20-Mar.
or you
careouble day. Take a good took before you
zo PISCES Heed your fitutions when it comes to use important decision, but arold conventional eetlone at all CONTA.
(Mar. 21-Apr. ARIES nancy Heed that inner voicel
de the one to judge
tell you what should be
VIRGO (AUX. 24-Sept 21)- Um good judgment
mativ during the morning hams Silok to busters; don't let you do be sidetracked:
LIBRA (Bept. 24-Oct 23) — Kheri for you not to get involved in Ge something you can't control.
on the driver's seat and stay therel SCORPIO (tit 24-Nov. 22) There are some uncertai
Currento
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are
toxiny, but if you tule, you can alueetep them and
continue your prugtCES.
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1. Barkaire pastime? (7)
10. Hasty. 197
12. Monte Carlo festULTE
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(3.0)
15. Winged animal.
(3)
16. Old coin. (3)
19. Neither's partner.
(3)
21. Ferding Woopon. (
River mouth. (2)
20. Middle East country. (4)
Boopy water. (4)
Et. Rubbish. (5)
Down
Old #tric hats.
Part of atlas cas
Btrong one.
Nolay. (4)
Representa
LiveR. (01
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9. PortugIORE
alty
abroad
Dance, $81
10. Žody with
willow. (4)
17. Dua e
animal. (4)
(9)
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little Sou
point counting of that will note own. He hls declarer can have good no- trump without a heart honour. He will also note that might have been unable spare a high heart. He will have further nota that you signalled off in all other sults. Out will come the four of hearts and South will be down two tricks.
WOMANSENSE
GOING ON
TRAVEL-SIZED envelopes of detergent come in handy on a trip Europe, where many hotels do not supply soap.
Page: 5
LEAVE?
NOW somebody who's tape, pen knife,
Klingont on n het flashlight (the kind that Tonight's Menu
tion, something glamorous comes on a key chain),
like a cruise or a European chewing gum, napirin, rub- For Tomorrow trip? Want' to give them a ber banda, safety pins, small bon voyage present?
memo pad and mechanical ponell or ballpoint pen.
We've a good Bugges tion. Make up a "Lest You There's no limit to 'the' Forget Ki" It's a present items a "Lest You Forget for pennies well, maybe Kit" can.contain. Pack as a little bit, more, but we'll fow or na many 1.2 you wager
come.
it will be wel- want, depending on how much you want to spend. Put them in a box, or buy one of those plastic beauty
WHAT THEY FORGET!
Scotch Broth Frikadeller Creamed Spinach Saute Potatoes Creme Caramel
FRIKADELLER (for 4)
OR these Scandinavian Meat
Cakes finely mince Alb. veal The kit, as per its name, trovel kits and put them and lb. pork. Work 2 table- spoona flour into the mixture. contains all the notions -away in it.
Add 1 teaspoon grated onlon, 14 many of them good-
The one word of advice we pint milk, 1 beaten egg and grooming aids people so have on the subject is to purto testo.
and salt freshly milled pepper often forget to pack.
chase everything in the smallest a possible size. Suitcase space is
For example, here are fow of the items it could imited when a long trip's in wet surfaco and
The offing. include:
For hand care: boards,
emery
a
Drop tablespoonfuls on to
datten them. Lift on to a frying-pan with hot fat in it in, deep. Fry on both with sides. Camish the calcem
polish, remover, JEANNE D'ARCY sprigs of parsley,
cotton balls, tube of hand
cream.
For the bath: a packet of
little discs that expand into
facen cloths when held
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
A coat of white shellac will wick is hanging a pleture off-
under water; envelopes of help give an antique appearance centre. detergent for lingerie laun-to maps or old prints. dry; envelopes of bath salts; tiny cakes of soap.
For hair care: bobby pins,
hair net.
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For the complexion: small jar of face cresmi, cleansing tissues.
OTHER POSSIBILITIES
Also welcome are these articles: bandages, cello
Different types of carpeting
鹼
Vinegar is the best remedy for
take different types of care, lime deposits in pols and pans. when you buy, ask for your Let the vinegar stand in the pan for awhile before you rinse and dealer's recommendations,
scrub it.
Το make o basement room really cheerful, try using car-
floor, peting on the
the takes away atmosphere" faster.
Lipstick usually will come out Nothing of clothing it you first rub the "bagement solled part with lard or Vast- line. Then wash in hot suda. It the stain remains, bleach with To create interest in a dull- hydrogen peroxide. Do not use looking area. A17 easy-to-try soap first-it may set the stain.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Important Questions
-Knarf Figures Out The Answers All By Himself-
By MAX TRELL
NAILF, the Shadow Boy with heard the clinicing of bottles and "wen," to the door" or "kie hOUSLY
Just as he thought, it was the
"Morning, Milkman," Gald
♥✰CARD Sende♣♦ Milkman.
The bidding has been: Bouth West North East Double Pass Double Pass! Puss Pass
Words of
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Pack
14
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3
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Jetters in the
Quarr on the left? In mag each
word, the
letters in
carb of thr
stani butes may be used oner Each word must contain anip.
Entre
the large letter in the
aguare. Rizle-itster word in the
and these must be
lesst one
Hat. No plurals.
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Dam
word no penper TODAY'S TARGET: 14 good; 17 words, very good. 21 word, excellent tomorrow.
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What do you do?
Answer TomOITOW
WAY
THE . Beachcomber
thousand two others in it, taking care to and thirty-one barrels of remove the new one before the Beaugency wine which Arch- old one is whisked away. Alter- gave to Ogler natively, one can knock a hole bishop Turpin the Dane. I applaud this con- in the bottom of the new one, place it over the old one, and ductor, who dispenses will a
3. Necessary, 11, and conducts by the ex- then turn them upside down, pression of his face. One twitch so that anything thrown inlo
brass, the old
one will fall through cataract of into the new one. It would
18 inaoot. (3) Tolder's pointing
CHESS
BY LEONARD BARDEN
Hore is a position sont by 13- year-old Norman Hica (Block- part). White to play and mate in three bioTER
Gordon axperis volvier
nestril and the of a comes in like the
Mondigilone,
not be in the public interest to The great Kalbsfleisch used pursue the maller further." to conduct by shrugging his
stomach, and one day a violinist Mrs Wretch again loughed so heartily that he VINCE the
his
30-mile-an-hour
played a claret stain on score, got his bow cought inspeed limit is almost uni- dislocated his versally ignored, the obvious! his waistcoat,
move was to increase the limit: sprained his thumb. wrist,
to 40 miles an hour, The answer knacked his neighbour's nddle to the law-breaker is to change to the floor, burst his bruces, the law-but this, of and collapsed in a heap. After applica only to motorists
Look io Bhirs that, Kalbsfleisch baton, More than she could
Wretch,
Hotion.) How it works
tolerate
A1
course,
Steeple
THE fuss about taxing, holes EL writer, in things more serious WOMEN," Sys
"are more touchey thor than Mr Justice Cocklecarrot men." The closale Instance of
to admit, was ready
A firm their touchincas is the old story sent some roams of copy paper of the woman who threw a
ton printer with a request that siphon of soda at the explorer four holes should be punched in Nonsen because, as she claimed, each sheet, for fling purposes. ho had spoken disrespectfully Purchase tax was chargod of the Equator.
The dustbin question
on
the holes and the tax people uphold this. The ruling Was that plain stationery taxed at
N urgent letter from Burton- 30 per cent, but that there is on-Trent, which I passed a further 20 per cent tax on to Dr Rhubarb, asks me, "How punched habs. I imagine that can I get rid of my okl dust- holes made in paper with a bin? It is too big to put lo, the gimlat instead of a puncher new one." Dr Rhubarb says, would-be charged at 40 per to get a third: cent, So it is true, after all, "One way in dustbin, size mine, and put the that there is a tax on nothing.
Knari.
And after thinking and think the
next time, he saw the
He was going to icli them ing, he thought at last that they Milkman and the Postman and that everything come from the all must come, like the sun- the Grocery Boy, he was going aky like the sunshine, people shine, from high up in the sky. to tell them what they didn't and cows and potatoes and event- And he made up his mind that seem to know.
"Where do letters come from? Knar oskod the Postman.
"Letters come from people," |--
an "Where do people from?" askod Knari.
come
Hard Question
"Now that's a imrd question to "Morning, Knaxf," said Milk-nswer," said the Peatunan, "and besides, I'm pretty busy thin I've got to deliver a morning. lot more letters to a lot mor Deople in a lot more houses along a lot more streets in this
man.
"Where does milk come from? Knart asked Milkman.
"From a cow," mid te Milk
man.
"And where does a cow come from. Milkman?" asked Knarf. Ask The Cow
"Now that's something you'd better ask the cow," eald the Milkman.
towEL?
Then the Postman smiled and hurried off.
Then the bell rang again and when Krari opened the door, there stood the Grocery Boy with a big bag of potatoes.
"Good morning, Grocery.
"I guess I'd better be going. Boy," said Kuart I've got lots more of these bottles to leave in front of lots more of these houses, along lots of the streets of this
more town,"
And the Milkman smiled and hurried.oway.
blew.
A few minutes later, a whistle Knarf opened the door again. There stood the Postman, "Good morning, Postman," sald Knorf.
"Good morning. Kaart," said the Postman, DS he hunded Krari a letter.
"I'm not very sniart,”...- the Grocery Boy told Knari.
"Good morning, Knart" said the Grocery Boy, Here's a big of potatoes for your dinner to- night."
come
"Where do potatoes from?" asked Knart. said the Grocery Boy,
"They come from the ground."
Where does the ground come trom? gated Knar!,
The Grocery Buy stood there, scratching his haed. Finally, he
"I'm not very smart. sald, don't know where, the ground comes from. You'll have to ask someone smarter than I am,
"Anyway, I've got a lot more potatoes and
and tomatoes carrola and peas and onions and lettuce and other vegetables to deliver to lots more people In lot manre houses on lots more streels in this town. If I don't do it right away, none of thern will have enough to eat for tonight's dinner,"
Patch Of Sunshino
And Knarf went back to his room and sat down in a chaff near the window in a patch of And bright, winter sunshine.
he wondered to himself whero things like cows and people Bound and the und potatoes all came from,
Rupert and the Silent Land-26
hours gasing at the clouds, they're beautiful and I've discovered some thing very odd, and exciting. Now
While Ropest gates round the quiet men thinks over his question. If there wally is a silent land it would be the loveliest relief from and then comise along that is this noisy world," he says. if different from the others. They only one could five in a cloud1 travel, at a different epted and They're silent soub That hey look here come · HEA cemirda ima 4. E-apend many, them 1**
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