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This Funny World
"All I said was, 'OK, thnt suits me fine!"
BY. THE WAY .
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N Hon of news about a man of 1950, 18 wilch the
who Ilt another
were composed entirely of the
Initials because he mispronounced his name recalled to me the case of cabmen. The theme song. the Mr Mivelt who insisted on
"Marrowfat, J. G." brought the being called Mr Mivelt, with louse down. the accent on the last syllable, Points from letters
Her husband got ses sick of her nonsense that he changed bis name to Wilberforce.
Not their
THE CHINA MAIL TUESDAY, MAY 6, 1958,
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
False Card Of Queen Swindles
By OSWALD, JACOBY DÍ
LARCENY LOU
did not bid
four hearts with any Intention of making it. Ile! merely hoped to upset the op- ponents and save a game cheap-
ly.
Even the splendid dummy that hit the table dld Lou no real good. He could still #00 four losing tricks and no real chance to get away, from any one of them.
A swindle of some sort seemed in order and it did not Lake Lou long to work one out, He won the opening spade lead with dummy's ace and led the six of diamonds. East played the king and Lou dropped the queen.
East cashed the queen of spades and noted that his part- ner dropped the ten. This should have told East that lils partner held only three spades
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Mix Whelkrone really tains that rajahs steep la turbatts she has a lot to
aunt
to be beaten, uis wife called earn on arriving home 1 bersell Mrs Wilberforce, with found one of my eggs, purchased the accent on the reund
at the mucer's, stamped "Fred syllable. And, talking of names,
Elle."...My old LAVES aBurmese business man lost a sweets by poultice of lent- contruct when an English manu-
soup as a sovereign remedy for facturer asked him his name the bile of a dachshund . Just and received the reply: "U Baw
because my name is Drivel, the Me.""
pustoran makes faces at me and isugas. What has become of Rod manners?.... What about the men who buy up old bowler hats to make toy cals, using bulions for the eyes?
Mme. Zaphroma
MME
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Pass Poss Pass
South Wert la 4 Double 'Paa8
Pass Pass
Opening lead—§ J
to start. He would have played
wh reads the nature by gazing! at powdered charcoal units as hole in a piece of zing, says that in June there wil be rain and
PLEA for "more clust-four. sunshine, with some cloud tund
conscious clothes for men" However, East was interested bright periocis. There will be
diamond Cat both
in Lou's play of the ways, as Uc troughs of both low and high may
Sultan said when he severed the queen. He excited with a trump pressure moving to Us well as
either which Lou wan in his own tro. Average temperatures will heals of an adviser on vary, with occasional drizzle in side of him with his two-edged hond. Now Lou led a club and East The other day,* man knocked out East's low ground. Towards the end of sword. the month two occluded fronts arrived at a West End restaur-played a second trump and Lou able to get rid of one ant in a dirty eap. a blue vest, was will move round to the back. A waste of ingenuity THE ballet called "Cabmen of Huntingdon based on the
best-selling l'amous
"List." sents to me to be uiterly futile.
Strange things happen his lowest If he had started with A
acc.
and old trousers tied below the diamond loser on his king of knees with frayed rope. Asked clubs and make his contract. If he had booked a table, he
painted to a bolle of cold tea If East had taken note of the
and a red handkerchief contain-fart that bis partner had in- "No, butdicated a holding of only three food and said: Arte
The whole point of the List is I've brought my own grub."apades he would not have fallen that it is an exhaustive roll- verled snobbery," drawled a for Lou's play. He would have call of names and initials. No
seven trumps fightful girl who was putting played Lou for skill of mimink can give as
In and only three cards
the selt in her sherry, Enwright, Ir or Bestwick-T
minor suite. In that case his Even though the dancers try to
ouly ohance for the setting trick cabrion, suggest that they are
ace of would be lo play his their anonymity IS bailing.
diamonds and hope, Could the dancers not have the initials of oscimen rames and displayed on their backs? More successful was the musical film
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CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
Mrs. Elaine Pritchard will represent England in the Women's World Championship this year. Here is how she beat a Belgian in the world team championship (Ouypers V. Pritchard, 1 P-Q, P-Q1: 2 KI-KB3. PK3;.3 P-K3. B-- Q3; 4 B-Q3, P-KB4; 5 QIL- 42. K-Q2; 60 P-B3, KK83; 7 0-0, Kt--K45; 8 Q-82, P KK149BXXI. BPXB: 10 Kt KI, P-K15: 11 PQ04, R-BI; 17 P. 15, BxF chỉ; is ke Q-RG ch; 4 K-Kti, R-03: 13 P-837, P-Kto; White resigns.
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A-B three hearts. Wast's beari bid really looks phony now sad your partner did not double two spades.
TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner bids three no- trump. What do you do now!
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY
TUESDAY, MAY 6
BORN today, you have an active
fot
WOMANSENSE
An Ensemble For The Last Race Meeting
A shepherd's check in black and white is used for this attractive afternoon dress The double skirt effect and the elongated wine-both set off by a bine strip and kide bow-m ara style points of this versatile dress. The neckline tapering on the shoulder is edged with abins strip which crosses the side soyez,
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Your Page Five
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TOPIC: A YOUNG MAN'S CHANCE OF FINDING A SINGLE GIRL
This shows the percentage of married women in the 20-24 age pup
Britain Sweden U.S.A.
Ireland Switzerland
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48% 40%
66%
18% 26%
Belgium
New Zealand Germany Portugal Turkey
By STELLA
50%
32%
34%
82%
43%
A bride of 20 to 247 Michael Read's Expressograph shows that in Turkey 82 in 100 giels of that ago are already wed-but how about Ireland ?
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Actually, you need balances--marne - Imagination, Խո noqualmitive
one to be a little more practical moralidity, and an Anquisitive per than you are by nature, and Donsilty
handle partoularly, Borgoods All of thene yake Sur D
morty You make lively dividuni, As a child, you your noen probably are always in hot water carily but am apend it about as fast as it comes m. Unies you seem to because you want to know the why and wherefore of everyüúng.
SAVE something, there may be lean In
marriage you. Your your investigation you are apt to smes
become this get into all kinds of trouble. But, partner might cally
devices. Soft to your own
you balance wheal your Cancer De always get out, too much wider for won in your emotional use. You the adventuro.
Jeam to concentrate on having tha Inspirations and let your sidekick concentrate on making and con- serving the money that comes from developing them)
No Among those born on théa deto were: Sigmund Freud, payohiatrist: fubert E. PORTS, Aretio Admiral explorer: Itudiph Valeriino, Ment lm star, and Frock Dempster Sherman, poet and educator.
This capacity for extending know- Jedge can be a most useful quaM- feation for succes as you grow okter. Your high enthusiasm and Vaunting amflors are bound to mi you where you want in go matter how grin the present, you are always mire that there is some thing wundertid a store for the immediate future.
You have the ability to make athers feel the same wey. You will enake a flow leader in the held of ideas and any called which you espouse is indeed far- You on it would appear, tunate. atom anjonal
TAURUS
(Apr.
To find what the wines have in ttore for you toporrow select your birthday at and read the corres ponding paragraph. Let your birth- day star be your daily guide, WEDNESDAY, MAY 7.
21-May 21)... SCORPIO
(Oct. 24-Nov. 293- powers and
At the office, have a conference Use your executive
with the bom art come out of K organise your plane to develop the with just about what you wanted) best possible miccem potential,"
GEMINI May 27-June
your Food.
SAĞITTARIUS (Nov. 25-Dec. 29)..... Attend to businioan ensikoen flent, sexi then you will have time this open- ing for social avareations.
CAPRICORN (D40, 23-Jan, 203–
Take a big forward step in getting sunething of great importance to future welfare. Thudness is
CANCER (June 22-July []). Combine the social and bustnon fine outlook for your businem aspects of your job favourably. You interests. You should be able to make an excellent profit on what- van advance your personal intereBĖS
over you do now.
congeriuly
24-ADE:
Take the dead in some project on bo oggresive, if need be,
to take a sielt, now.
VINOO (Aug.
Blick to empestils.
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Punch's Favourite Dish
He Liked What Went With It, Too-
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meant, wasn't It, you watha? You didn't mean Teddy Bears, did you?"
SHE OWES HER SUCCESS
TO A THRIFTY STREAK
By ANNE HEYWOOD
USED to think that successful people planned it that way. I thought that behind cach SUCCESS story was П well- planned, conscientiously corried out progression of steps begin- ning with the full-fledged desire to succeed in that neld.
But now I know, differently. Behind most of the FUCCESS storics I know, hero is some-
thing pretty weird in the way of. beginnings.
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
For example, during the part who holidays I met a woman hus n very successful home business making charming re- plicas of early American rugs. They are so popular that she has a long waiting list, not only
she got
She used old clothing and mes to make pretty turo.
of individual customers but also of decorators who want them.
Wher I asked how started, she mit: "I always did Then she began making rugs hate to throw out old clothes. for her own house and to give We'd wear them and adapt them to
presents. She for the children. By that time matched them to definite colour which added to their they were jusí about rags. You schemes couldn't give them to anybody, attractiveness. so 1 Onally decided 10 make
rugs out of them."
WASTED NOTHING
That was the way it began,
just a desire to use everything
friends
STRANGERS INTERESTED
Strangers
who
saw
were soon asking where came from.
them they
and waste nothing. After that, of "Before long," she said, "I course, a lot more went into it began to get orders, but I had -mostly hard work and study, a hard time
what I dreiding "I took a cluas
Mrs should charge. My husband Kathryn
Andrews Marinet," said that I should take the cost
ver
with
I though! Was right-then
she told me, "at the 'Y' In Den of materials and work out what
we lived there. I when wurked vory hard. practising double ti
and perfecting my skili. I used
up all the old wools we had, "In a way he was right. I'm then asked
relatives so shy about charging for any- friends,
thing." and neighbours for theirs.
An
"To this day, it breaks my
Our friend finally found heart to think
specialised shop that of anybody antique
In early American furnishings. throwing away a single rag"
They were delighted to stock such good reproductions of Early American rugs.
After that, she did the usual things that people do who de velop, products successfully and
Now she has more customers sell them from their homes:
than gise can comfortably First, she learned her skill handle. And all because of and practised all the time, thrifty streak!
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
When Ironing dark-coloured the shoulders help coats, hold clothes that have been starch their shape... ed, iron them on the wrong side of the fabric for a pro- fessional-looking result.
As a snock or
soup accom- peniment, sprinkle whole car- away seeds on biscuits spread with snappy cheese, and brown in broiler.
Long, slow cooking develope the flavour in pork. A low cook- ing temperature also keeps' meat Juicy and cuts down on shrink- age. Be sure pork is well done when you serve it.
•
•
Flour dampened by humid weather can be dried by pour- Ing it into a pie tin and warm- ing in a slow oven for a few minutes.
*
To save scorched food, plunge the bottom of the cooking pan into cold water before -trans- ferring it from the burned pan to another. The charred taste then is much less noticeable.
•
For a slightly sharper flavour in cheese sauce for cauliflower,
For safety around the home, add 1⁄2 teaspoon dry mustard to stairways of more than three your usual blend. steps should be equipped with handrails. Instal handrails on week-end guests becA LISO you
If you hesitate to entertain both sides-of-open stairs; .. at
dread-the-extra work, lot them. least one rail for a closed stair help you. Most guests enjoy way. Fallings should be strong and about 40 Inches high.
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being given something to do; it makes them feel at home. Also, it leaves you more relaxed so Wooden or padded hangers that you can help your guesta which extend the full width of have a better time.
GIRLS MAGAZINE
"I never
o yawn
and
he
General his eyes, stifled cal," said
finally looked up sharply.
"What's going on there?" "Oh, I forgot," said Mary Jane "You're made of tin. You said. "What's all this talk about
food?" don't have to eat."
Hanid explained to Mr Punch By MAX TRELL
"But suppose you did eat," Hia-
that they were talicing about Bald Hanid, "What would you what kind of food each of them like best?" TT was just about dinner time
preferred to eat. "I'd
buttermilk 1
like
and and everybody was talking
"Ah," said Mr Punch, "Ite a about food.
crackers," said General Tin.
I've By everybody we
very Interesting subject. menn Koort and Hanld," the Here Mary Jane changed the Just then, Mr Punch who had often thought of it myself." Shodow Children with
Everyone the subject by asking General Tin béen dozing in his chair in the
now asked Me Turned-About Nomes, Teddy, what he liked best to eat, sunny window, stirred, opened Punch what his favourite food
the Stuffed Beor, Hiawatha, the Wooden Indian, Small-Sized Mary Jane, the Rag Doll, and General Tin, the Tin Soldier.
"I like fried chicken best," #ld Toddy, the Stuffed Bear
"Fried chicken's all right," Bald Knari, "but I'd rather have a minute steek."
"I like an omelette." satil Honld.
.
Likod Baar Moor
"Long
ago, when I used to live in a wigwam with my
Bald Hiawatha, This is a day of excellent prospecta
AQUARIUS (ana. ITO. W=¦ Grandfather."
"we used to eat bear meat." Blake the most for your welfare. personal advantage. You' con' efterA
of any new opportunity offered at Stuted Boar, turned a little On hearing this Teddy, tho 3) the dime.
20-Mar-19)--- || pala,-" "Y-you did..........why, you Work hard at PIBGER the job and you will find that your: Enterpartes in rewarded. De mort to | did?" he said to Hiawath efforts ses produolive of wendient what is going on around sheute.
ENDSLA
Zi-Det Let unimportant
MAK dotella alde, "Lar this is a day to tecido really You can shed to be versat portant job. See that, you get paus today. Dana • Shaper, so sult, too.
your future outlook immeonarully.
FOUL
Donalderation to your
$1-Apr.
"There, there," Hand, putting events around Teddy's shoulder,: "I'm sure evakba didn't mean be used to eat bears like you. That wilt grizzly bears,
"Ugh, I meant all kinds of hears," calt Ilawatha.
Rupert and the Silent Land-25
The wonderful tracks and steps his ideas to the end. But even
here the bothersõese airplane though the cracks bring Rupert to
como man by "to shatter' my the very top of the great rock
Just fancy you, and pillar and there he joins the quiet thinking.
trangte. There, did you ever the Professor both searching for D'You ailence, t" says Rupert," know such a spot ? " says the men. **There should be absolute, silence really think thera le may place that here as that a man may think out is absolutely, silent 2↑
ALL RIGHTË MITURTED
"What I like best," sald Mr. Punch, "is a very plain and ordinary thing, but it"has wonderful taste."
EN
"Z 16 fried chicken?" said Teddy.
Mr Punch shook his head. : "Omelette?" ki Hand, "Minute,steak?" said Knari.
Veni
cullet?" Bid Mary
Jane.
"Buttermilk
and cracker?”
sald General Tin.
Hanid put her arm around Teddy's shoulder.
gravy, I could eat gravy for Brodickost, dinner and expper"
"But it's so little," said Hould. "You can't make 'a moai out of
Mr Punch kept shaking his gravy. You'd be hungry." head.
"My dear “girl," said Mc Presently when everyone was Punch. "I didn't mention to you silent to said "What I like boet the things I have with grovy
chicken with gravy, steak with is--gravy.
"Gravy!" shouted eveyone in grazy roast beef with gravy. astonishment. "Only gravy" cullets with gravý, almost every m
thing with gĎAVÝ?".
with Nothing Likdy na naka, Karxcept buttermilk
KOMNEVYŽ muttered General Tis #Only" gravy, lodged!'' mid Mrs. hoy all good up and Punch in a loud volca, "There's marched into the dining abom to. 10thalong ka-isa whole world-like" ent,