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CANNIBALISM, GAY
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Dane Glapiron: IL WOR enough for her to un all fours undor- around, howling for help for three hours until the fire brigade a Mrs Colo got her out, and brought her a cup of tea.
traveller, fa dying out, One Isolated curious fact I recall. A French remain scientist told an audience some years ago that cannibals do not eat people who smoke, or they And that this habit destroys the favour of a human being. I suppose that is why anyane who ventures Into the Baye water hinterland today, where there is a tribe of cannibala, always smokes ostentatiously.
An astounding claim
Cocklecarrot: Are Wo nol
of the matter it i losing sight
Ï will answer my own isruet
We are. question,
Sausages again
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, APRIL 29, 1958.
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Bridge Odds Are Simplified Math
BY OSWALD JACOBY
THERE would be nothing lo
write about it this were
a rubber bridge band. South would win the opening heart lead and take nine tricks off the
MP continue to press the top.
Minister of Agriculture, CNAFDRIVER: Tu produce Food and Oddments to set up a ovidence in court that commission to report on the manhole is a hole you would possibility of suspending sausage have to show the surrounding tests, and handing over
pavement and roadway. You cannot bring a mero gap into court.
DADO Glaptron: When my niece fell through a manhole, promumably there was a hole to fall through,
The game was match point Juplicate and South noted that four spades was a very logical contract. He also noted that ni the four spades the chances were
WOMANSENSE
A bride's worst
I call
Panic
Buying
whole business to UNCiodical that declarer would make four, PANIC-BUYING is a peril
scheme
NORTH
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for the periodical fodd so that while three no-trump Inspection of sausages la Utopian wishful thinking," said a spokes- man. "Sausages can be made in scoret, and by the time the can- sumer knows what is in them the mischier is denr." All the rame, a contingent of trained analysts in uniform, stationed at stralenical points in the sausage Baspdriver: But the bole was “districts, is a consoling idea, I not foisted,
Norwegians imagine the sertion creeping up to a factory on the list of suspects, rushing the place, and confiscating the dismantled Anusages for analysts,
Gooseboote: Precisely.
CROSSWORD
Across
Orips. (P) 7. Rutter. 11
Vital Auld.
21. Cold sweet. (3-8)
(35) Napa, „(4)
D. Tug.
14. Delak Türé a ost, (3)
16. They're goals. (0)
17. Podbe osta.
18. Think. (4)
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Man of the future. (0) The same. (R). Fateboard(43
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Doy
10, 0
together. (7) 12. Criticise
destructively.
15 Dances. (5)
Place fur waliing
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CORRESPONDENT sends me an excellent printer's frolle.
A heavy-weight boxer was referred to in a sporting "the heavy-weight column as chump." Me wrote in Indig- nantly, and two days later came the correction"the heavy- weight chimp,"
CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
This quick win from the Canadian Open Championship (Berliner v. Roti) contains a queen sacrifice which often occurs in similar positions. 1 P-04 P-Q4: 2 PB4, t- K83; 3 PP, KtxP: 4 P-K4. Kt Kt3; 5 Kt-QB3. K-B3; 0 Kt B3, B-Kt5: 7 P-Q5, KI- K4; Kt, BxQ: 9 B-K15 ch, PB3; 10 PP, Q-K1: 11 PBT dis ch, KI—Q2; 12 8 × KL Mate
Solution No. 5390: B-R), K-Q6: 2 R--K12, K-B 3 R-KK13.
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bid and made would be a nice rubber bridge score it wouldn't be worth a barrel of spoiled ap- ples in duplicate.
After these considerations South decided that it was up to him to make four no-trump. There were two ways to do this, One would be to play Went for both diamond honoura but a bet- ter way would be to play him for the queen of clubs.
South now led the deuce of clubs from his own hund. It did
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matter what West did Actually he ducked and South grabbed duminy's Jock of clubs and proceeded to run out tricks for a top score.
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Why was the club play better than the diamond play? South only had to find one card right for the club play to win but he had to find two cards right for the diamond play to work.
to which all brides are exposed, and tho con- sequences of it can be din- turbing and unpleasant. You can't get a separation order against a sola vOLL fall in love with on right and quickly come to hate, or, unless you are rich, easily divorce ill-chosen divan beds.
Panic-buying is a product of time or money shortage, some- times of both. It should, and
can, be avoided.
LOTS OF TIME
Д
worst enemy!—that's
FOR EXAMPLE: SETTING UP THE IDEAL HOME.
Wo bought
the house.***
Spent hours and hours...
SCHOOL FOR BRIDES (4) TODAY; by RUTH CLARKE
Going round
the shops....
what
・・ and new ww, wonde
at we made a bath of 16
people's beds are still something shape of a rom and gol to know
of a penance.
SOUR CREAM
how daylight and arilicial light affect it, how can you plan a
colour scheme?
TWO-ROOM PLAN
Our house had been lived in for years by an ancient bachelor
If I had to set up house again parson and his housekeeper. The from scratch, I'd work on a two-m pointwork was all vestry-brown,
Over the telephone I ordered it room plan. One room would be lat, and came to my senses, I promising in pattern-books. On to be changed, "What colour in the kitchen, for that is where began to wish I had bad the bedside tables that a clown in the sitting room?" the painter you will spend much of your courage to leave all but two of delirium might have designed. asked. "Cream," I said, "And me and it is operational head- quarters for the whole house.
should be for. In my own case there seemed the rooms in the house bare and On nursery linoleum of a huo the hall? And the dining- The other room
that makes me cry. cmply.
room?" "Make it cream every- relaxation- altling-room in to be all the tune in the world
For that is the way to do 11— We had a
Only three things I bought where," I said,
which to entertalu frienda, oE A to equip home,
That seemed the safe answer bedroom in which to escape from furnished du what you comfortably can have stood the test of time--a year, bused in country cottage, in which to and do that bit as well as trying-pan and the mattresses of and I have paid heavily over them. The choice would depend heuse-hunt and build up a per- money or time allows.
our twin beds, "Don't stint since for playing safe. For how on the local circumstances the someone can you decorate a house until kind and quantity of my manent home.
I threw money away on the money on maitresses," wrong things. On curtains which sold, and I didn't, and they are you have the feel of the place? friends. We dreamed of bargain-hunt- shame me still but which looked still so good that nights in other Until you have lived with the --(London Express Service), ing forays to country Auction roles, but quickly discovered that for these you need time, mobility and money, all at once.
If we ever had any time to spare we seemed to be specially short of money to spend. And our mobility was restricted to what we could do in a day o the heavy second-hand bicycles that my husband had provided us brigegroom's present to bride.
In
Time became an enemy. the same fortnight, my son was born and we had notlee to quit the rottage. Our household goods, part froin n papler- mache baby's bath and a cot (both borrowed), consisted of a
given us at the time of austerity wedding.
Her Top Secret
IT'S A WIG!
liver toasteruck and a sink-liyTHE pretty girl in the picture has found which whimsient friends had THE
ປະ the answer to all her hair problems. When her hair's looking jaded and she hasn't time to dush and get it done for a..... dance; when she's tired of being a blonde and doesn't want to be dyed a brunette; when she likes her hair long but craves that short cropped look, this lucky gift doesn't bat an eyelid. She puts on a wig-and her best enemy can't tell the difference.
We found a house-Victorian. ugly, and 60 miles from where we wanted to be.
Now all we had to do was 10 CARD Sense furnish. From scratch,
I set out to do the whole thing by telephone and by two short Southvills to London, where two old- fashioned stores at which our parents had shopped trustingly allowed us to open accounts,
Q-The bidding has been: _Wed North
Pass
By STELLA Pass
today. you havo an breaking down a hostile witness and
geting at the truth. energetic, magnetic and
personality You manding strictly on átvichiakiet and are only PTDOT KRÁDE).
You have a keen analytical thing and the ability to express yourselt clearly by either the spoken or the written word. In addition you can be depended upon to always have something important to J. You rarely chatter jurt for the sake vi hearing yourself taik-and you die. ike people who do it,
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May
tles.
You are ambitious and deterrained to get what you want out of life. Your early years may not be enzy on, for you hold your ideals high and it will take time to achieve your goal. But you are willing to Work hard and long hours to make
you good. Alert and observin know what is going on around you most of the time. Nothing escapes your eagle eye; You probably will make a ne detective, reporter AS athomey for the defence. You ieavo
At some period in your life you
become triterenfed But, unless allowed to Ko pretty much your o9/13--23:37) would not be happy, You would not be the type to compromise your chenk for a few votes. Hence you probably would minkt
better crusader than a machino politician!
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You have a strong love of the mtiful and will it upon pleasant surroundings wherever you Hva Your marriage should be a very happy and contented ine.
born on this date Among those were: Hir Trung Beecham, MAR ductor: Over Ellsworth, US. Chiet Justice:
sculptor. Lorado Taft, Matthew Vowart, educator: Willam Harris, early president of Columbia College, and the Duke of Wellin ton. British naval hero.
To find what the stars
have in
no stone unturned in your invent- store for you tomorrow, select your Eaton to get at the heart of a birthday star and read-the-corte- pondit paragraph. Let your birth- matter. You are not caly fooled
DAK quito capable of day star be your daily rule.
and you
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May --21)— results than you had hoped. Blake
If in retail merchandising, you may anticipate a good business day. Fridlines and good will count for ovniderable.
mine extra money vertapat
*FIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 10)... You can pole a distinct advantage by being cooperative with okie
w your today. Work things out GEMINE (May 22-June Combine business and social events mutual benet,
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successfully. Might de o good even- me to invite the hop home for
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22-July 201
Take an optimistic otitude toward 1. Entertain close friends in your hope, perlimps, and enjoy yourself,
1.40 (July
BOD
24-Aug
contacts
end your horizon
and
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make
cocial
The Wpects of life can often increase your acces potential.
VIRGO (ANE. zi-Root. 23
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Apring romance
in the ads. Don't be so busy with bunnew
you don't have time for me
fun!
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LINDA Chapt. 24-Oct *)— Kart your personality and you will be able to advance in your career wad enjoy Wie socially in well.
ACORPIO Cort ZI-Nov. 22)** Combine your personal laterests With another and
mutual
MİYETİMEO. Partnership alfairs are especially Lavoured now.
BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 3-Deo. #1)~~ All work and no play can male Life very dull. This is a day when you own wohdeve comuita by enm birding plonsure with work.
CAPRICORN (Dee. · 11-2an, 203- If you have shopping that must be Oo, march out the advert emeryta In your local paper and ga bargain-
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What do you do?
A-Bid Ave cluba. If your part- ner can take the second heart tead he should go on to six clubs, Otherwise, you want to be in game.
TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner spalinues with a bid of five hearts. What do you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
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This Funny World
VOD DAHLIN
"End of the limot If I've mlipronounced the names of any
I see now the madness of attempting what I set out to do, For I bought furniture as if J was buying week-end groceries with
minutes left only five before the shops closed.
The wigmaker is top Paris hairdresser Carita, who started by making them for all the Givenoby models.
Models don't like their hair cut, and hair- dressers don't like seeing it grow too long. Carlia compromised by ranking them wigs
Now the models can be sleek and chignoned for the hal-showings, and burst out in the latest short coiffure when it comes to the evening clothes. REAL HAIR
And Carita's elegant private clients are follow- suit at ground £75 a time. One woman has ordered four wig four-different colours
All the fun went out of what should have been a reasonably joyous operation (icially joyousing If there were no such people as bank managers) because I trieil lo do too much too quickly.
I was scared that there might be in our new home a room bare boards, uncurtained, empty of furniture, when we moved in.
BARE ROOMS
The wigs are made of real one made for her by a theatrical are a superb idea. But no one from about £30 for plain brown
hair, mounted on very fine nylon tulle, and cut and shaped on the Glead by Carita, who shows you
how to put them on yourself.
When I had ticked off the last item on my long, vague shopping
Only one London beauty is known to be prepared to wear o wig. Top model Bus. Abrahams hair, long, honey-blonde has Photographer Jobs French had
wigmaker,
The
same
03 000
was interested except the hair to as much as 50 for on
them exotic redhead. wigmakers get women who had to have
But nobody in London or occasional very discreet demands anyway." for a glamorous extra head of
He showed an evening wig Paris has gone as for hair from private cilents.
again last September at the New York fashion store which FOR EVENING
International Hair Show. One put on a show lost week. They Hairdresser Freddie French woman was very much interest sent in a pretty model in a commented sadly: “I made wigs cd. She was alle, Carlta, Mr green broadtail cont with a pale two years ago and I think they French's wigs, to order,
BOYS' AND GIRLS'
Willy And The Piglets
He Tries To Teach Them Some Manners-
By MAX TRELL
WILS
But that Iras nothing to do with this story about Willy"
having
"Please go Hanid,
BLINKY Mole Dquite a good laugh about it, He was sitting in ble rocking chair by the fire, in his under
he spoke to ground" room, ns Knarf and Honid, the Shadows with the Turned-About Names.
I've ever "Funniest thing heard," he said. "Just imagine Willy Toad trying to do that!"
Peals Of Laughter
Then Blinky burst into peals of laughter, louder than before.
"It Imagine Willy trying to do that he repeated. "Just imagine him trying to do that!"
Koort and Hanld begged | Blinky to tell the story from the beginning.
"You laugh so much, Blinky dear," extd Handd, "that we couldn't understand half of it."
Blinky Molo nodded, soitind himself more comfortably in his rocking chair, lit his pipe and |began again.
"Well, as I told you," hold Blinky, "Willy Toad was invited to have dinner with Mr and Mrs Pig and the five Figiela."
Were those the Piglets that wont to market?” pricech KoncŤ.
· ̈ ̈"I'ni'not'' sure," eld" Binkr Mola, "It may tavo bear them.
on, dear
His Best Clothes
sald
ast green wig to match.
MAGAZINE
Wo think that's the right shirts and rubber sneakers, but
thing to do,' said Mrs Plg. "I their hair was tied in banids, wish you could teach our five
litilo Piglets good table
manners,
Tied In Braids
"Children," said Willy, as ho
* be glad to, sak Willy, stood for a moment looking at 'Where are they?"
them, you're not going to stay clean very long for dinner if you keep on making mud ples, You'd better stop.
the
""They're playing in mud,' said Mrs Pig
"Willy went out into the back
"Wo e meking mud pics,' *Willy Toad was invited to garden and, sure enough, there
dinner with Savo
the Pig were the five little Pig, sitting aid the first boy piglet, tere
mud and making mud look at this one. Willy funily," Blinky started again, in the
ples. The three boy pigs wero and he appeared at the Pigsty dressed in dungarees and T-ple at Willy. It hit Willy to the "With that he threw hk mud in his best clothes,
shirts and rubber sneakers.
"I always dress for dinner Willy said to Mr and Mrs Pig. who greeted him at the door.
middle of his new green cost.
The two girl piglets were "And look at this mud ple also dressed in Fungarees, Tald the first girl piglet. It's got
Rupert and the Silent Land—19
Reicasing the spring-buffer from loop Rupert acrambles, back into the meat, straps himself in. and the Professor on the ground waving and wishing him good luck. Then he lets more gan; inio the tailcon and up be "josa,
down, say, how fast we are sping." he thinks as he watches The little Belde, far below moving pet him. I wonder if the | Pročnine knows what speed this thing, wait do ? **: Aa hi fooks "an undary thought strikes bias and
up and up into the blue. When in a flash be switches of the
he is at a great, height he looks propeller.
ALL RIGHTA ATSIKYED
The mud ples splashed all over
· poor Willys
-
pebbles in 11 and bita of carrot ind tomate."
"She throw the mud ple at Oh, dcar cold Mrs Pla willy, too. It hit him on top of you're as dirty an
the head.
ever
Wee
thought Mr Willy Toad "At this, all the other platets going to teach you table man- threw their mat ples of Willy, ers
They hit him different places
in the foce, on his shirt, OG. "By the way,' said Mr Pig. his shoes and on his brand-new Where is Willy Toud?
| yellow`trousCIS.
No Manners
"Stop ifl' shouted Willy. "You
At this Blinky Mole chortled
with hughter again.
"Well," said Kimet”, “where
pigs have no manners at all; was Willy?"
"Willy started chasing after
"Bitting in tho' mud,” said them. The five Pigiola scattered Blinky, "All you could 200 WAR through the mud. They jumped the whites of his ayos. The cost up and down in gloo on Willy of him was black muf! JUNE tripped and fall headlong into ngine anybodys laying tot teach
Pigs table manters, Just, lung
"Half en hour later, the five Piglets come into the dibing And Blinky room of the Pigsly and oakcodingtred masa tetubes and we did. for their dinner,
Kom and so did Hanidi: