.BY. THE. WAY.
by Beachcomber
MUSED by
craze for A doing everything or zee, lalter-writer snys, "We shall have golf on ice next."
who collected ntamps. Her own hobby was a lean lancar, w very soon incompatibility reared ita convenient head. But, by a miscarriage of, justice, she was In the Carnavalet Museura in awarded custody of the stamps. Parla there is an early seven- He, robbed of his only hobby. teenth century painting by an took up African dancing. What
artisi of Parisians do you make of that, sting on the Selne, between Rickthorpe? the Louvre and the Tour do Nesien. One skater has adopted the glance
anonymous
of a golfer, and Dr Rhubarb's Corner
appears to be addressing the bail will a golf-club. As the ball is Invisible, I would ewear that the club is not Blick
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THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 1958.
•JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Book Play Is Second Best
Mrs
By
Mr J. writes: My little boy
not asked me twice yesterday, He may have been pre- "What is the use of pirages
tending to play golf.
Flo flies in
LITTLE Fio Mar- rowfat, aged 14.
made this astonish ing thing without help, using only bits
of matches. A connoirsour saw it, had it framed, and called it "Evening." Today it hangs in the Praleketi Art Institute exhibition, paleed at 75 guineas,
Incompatibility
PROFOUND thinker, who,
What can I tell him?
Dr Rhubarb says: Tell him
ONWALD JACOBY
AM Indebted to Charles Cole
man of Corpus Christi for to. day's hand.
It is more of a problem in motaphysics than in bridge and
OPENING TODAY: ★
WOMANSENSE
Page
THE SCHOOL FOR BRIDES
AT the time of year when more people than the School
ever are
married, newly
for Brides takes a fresh look at an eternally
if you want to get real enjoy-fascinating subject.
ment out of it just look at the
Conducting the
North and South hands only. opning session: SHIRLEY LOWE, a
West opens the deuce of
they are used to help lightropo walkers to get, into position, when there is no ladder avail-spades able. Drapers use them to model the enormous collars displayed for advertisement in their shop
windows.
Among the new books
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against the four-heart contract. East takes his асс and returns the four spot west's king. West leads a club and East wina with tho ace ami returns the mails.
South wins with the queen and lends the jack of hearts. He hopes for a cover but West
SIR EDWARD ELGAR, And plays low without a quiver. He
ing a table in his study covered with dust, sold to the naid, "Just look at this table. Why, I could write my name in the dust. It's a disgrace." And
A I will wager, wears a paint he did so, using but one finger.
repiled
ed hat and a black gown cover- "I see no disgrace in being able ed with the signs of the ever- to write your name," popular zo:lias, куя that the maid. "Education's a great have thing, and I envy you, sir." The married couples should
different hobbies. I am not so same story is told of Wagner.
of that. Poor Boubou
sure
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Opening lead-42
BOAN today
THURSDAY, APRIL 24
you hove
Su
knows thot South needs the ace of hearia to have his bids.
with Now South goes up dummy's king and leads the six spot East plays n second low and if South is an un- heart imaginative book player he over Anesses the ten of hebris. The finesse is definitely
Fortunately your god of good fuck starting by and seen you through to a succmful ending incet of the Lime.
strong without giving it too much thought. forces, working in your favour, You have tremendous latent taleni which only needs developing make you an outstanding, persor -- Bty. Your key: wense of humour will be valuable atther In Merary work or in puble speaking, Bince you are a kören #udent of human nature and aro very observing you will be able to develop your gift for mimicry to a high degree. You may find that a career on the eüge, moreen, radio or televidan matiefies you more than anything else you might undertalor.
You have a natural talent for malcing mubey, although you may not appear to be giving the matter
the
herself and mother of one.
wife
WORD of advico, he look at other girls? A You'll get plenty (That's he ignore other girls? (That'a And it's the biggest hazard bad, he hasn't In the whole business of experience.) love and marriage..
It starts when you first let on that you're thinking
WAIT
had any
Either way, it's better to walt, If you stil want to get married
engagement....after
in terms of rings and after alx months apart....after things. Then they all a your's
a club axl you havo joined weigh in--friends, relatives, made new friends.. them inay» and professional advice- be you are well matched vendors.
Are you sure, quite nure, he Is Mr Right? Better have a long certain, engagement to make
saved for a Wall till you've down payment on a house. Does
Follow that advice and you won't get married at all. He'll forget you, get bored with you, or marry some other girl. But, fortunately, instinct gets moet giris mely through. They just work naturally on the primitivo
First lesson: Down
I, with
say
all the
SHIRLEY GOWI
Advice pedlars!
The only thing bals of grabbing the man before laughter ("1f you can laugh in pressive stud. somebody else docs,
bed, you've got the basis of a not taken into account. Is this The real trouble, comes when hoppy marriage"), without con- there people who know it all
from the boney-sidering the bewilderment of a don't know your husband, moun. Then the advisers and sensitive lover faced with a
The man you've married bater weil-wishers get into their hilarious bride full of jokes and
eating a big breakfeat. He can't stride.
pranks.
eblito you fussing around hies
HOW TO KEEP LOVE you're back
LETTERS PRIVATE
д More
at tho
other
They have n maxim for every They wag fingers al you from with slippers and pipes and stage of your day. "Always send him off to work with a magazines, gently reprimanding warm drinks. He doesn't wund good breakfast
Never let him see you with Miss Smith from the office. The one else. curatives will tell you how he very fact that
Inside Him." you for your jealous, possessives to discuss his work, once t
Of course to funches away from it, with you or any rature. your hair." His
he's told you
He doen't like talking things out frankly, and be dogsn't givn *Why not a rap it you go to bed in curlers housework Icave the
Looking more of an eyeful than undone so long as you go an anyone else's sydfo.
or even
NO MARTYRS
THER people's love letters make fascinating OTHE
reading. No woman can have read Miss Lana Turner's pathetic and passionate outpourings to her murdered lover, Johnny Stompanato; ilkes his eggs fried, and the way about her proves that there is
he prefers to have his socks nothing to conceal
hen round and make without sympathy and misgivings.
folded.
relatives Your
will ask warn you to start as you can friends?" Just do that, and and The wise woman writes only good impression
to go on, and they never could out how right you were to be twa klads of love letter. The end.
trust o
man with green eyes, suspicious, first is cautious, the second
safeguards acceptable
anyway.
EXPERTS literary creation worthy of are:
Tho cookery like the letters that
experts will posterity
NEVER sign your name, use advise you how to vary you
They sit in Judgment on the As for having his meals at A panel of com- odd hours, he never noticon it. passed between George Bernard
Paltick Comp your initial. Gives the impres meals and make them exciting, television. Shaw and Mrs
also sion of delightful secrecy,
facing And ha'd rather you went out ("Why do we have these mode- plocont quaform Your Impulsiveness carries
bell. into your romantic use, and you
up dishes?" he sniffs suspicious- small woman in a big armchair, and earned some money than The caullous letter is another more discreet. may go from one affair into another until you finally discover the "one correct play from a percentage matter. I always remember the USE whatever address of on-ly as you proudly present the "Now, Mrs Jones, you say that stayed home and spent his
your iusband hasn't spoken to All he does wish is that you but not boeuf stroganoff.)
you for Ave years....
weren't will concentrale all your anections standpoint but if East and South delightful story of the legal dearment you favour,
In the recipient's name.
for If The beauty experts will show calmly, how efficiently they sort encrificing. that one
and your are both good players South will genileman who was madly marriage should be a happy una! go up with the ace.
leve, but not so besotted that he
address, the you how to turn yourself into a out Mrs Jones. "There we are thing he can't stand, he says, DON'T date had not got an eye to the un fruitful one.
We're all agreed that it's a martyr. whole new you, to surprise him then. Let's see why he makes that predictable future. Every letter letter and never write on your when he comes home from the you just have patience, shown Among those born on this date
"You've got probems? John Trumbull, Jurist and play. East is a good player and he wrote to his lady love com- own headed notepaper,
offlec. (He's surprised, all right. little understanding, and insist WIDE: Tel: Thomas Emmet, Irish patriot is marked with the queen of menced: "My dearest darling
ÖRSERVE these almple pre- "What on earth have you done on frank talk with your certainly will have if you take Sir Stafford Crippa; slabemmars, Jack
husband he is bound to see notice of the advice pedlars. The East held three hearts to the
Mason."
best advice you'll ever get is lanche Bing and Profile lover,
Alberto Santos utičen lie purely would have led the queen of spades at.. trick
And Mrs Jones trots grate. not to listen to any of it, four and forced dummy to rur.
of silence. could not Therefore, East have started with three hearts
Give to the queen. He also would have forced dummy if he held four hearts to the queen to over but postpone algning any con- guard against a possible coup. tract und Bater.
And only," When this happens, you
Descr
or
too much attention. You just weer Hulbert and Leslie Howard, sotors; spades on the spado plays. I and gentlemen of the jury... cautions and you can pour out with your hair?" he mys)
to-be-000 of thone Aruštviduals fortunate in all burnem dealby, You may not become wealthy until pan middle age, but the Chances ke good that you will always be able to make a comfortable livina, You tend to be a little reckiem and
something ahead on will forge
nctresses, Dnd
Dumont, aeronautics planner.
To find what the star hove store for you tomorrow, select your birthday itse and read the correR- pooding paragraph. Let your birth- day stär, be your daily guide,
FRIDAY, APRIL 25
·TAURUS --- (Apr 21-May 217 Your intentions may be of the best. bu un you investigate every- thing carefully, detalle may get out of band
GEMINI
22-June (txy
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Use your best judgment in domestic matters. You may have to make an Important decision,
CO (July
24-ADE.
Hence, West is marked with the 21)-queen of hearts and South's
A romantic day. Perhaps you will only play to make the hand is "pop the question" and get a favourable response. A wedding to drop it, indicated.
VIRGO
(Aug. 20-Sept. 23)— Nicke miro you are not deceived in a 23) personal matter of great importance
to your future. Analyse pro position carefully,
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take...make Don't forget the fun
As for the personal problem experts there's no escaplag
and their professional sincerity, their suave sympathy.
They write books about how allowances....see his point of the secret of a happy ecx life la view Simple, plausible,-Im
AND BY THE WAY. LOOK WHAT.......
HAPPENED TO THE DRESS OF THE YEAR
AND
GIRLS'
Baron's Flower Garden
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Why Munch Decided Not To Plang This Year--
(London-Express... Service)..
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""Sunflower seeds," said Baron rate, when I opened my eyes I
Munch.
found myself surrounded by clouds with the moon and the "When I got home," he con- stars all around me. When I tinued, "I dug a deep hole in the looked down, I saw my house
of the garden middle
and and garden far, far below. dropped the seeds in it. Then I'
By MAX TRELL · to give me some flower seeds.
As it turned out, he had only covered up the hole, watered It "There I was, high up in the
I
TT was a fine spring day. one packet of seeds left. and carefully put my chair over sky and going up higher every Knart end Hanid, the bought the packet of seeds, t. Then I sat down, lit my pipe minute, just as if i were sitting
tho Shadows with
Turned thanked the man, and went and walled for About Names, were, sitting in home, for I was determined to the garden with their good grow some flowers in my gardeti
the Ao matter what
flowers friend Baron Munch,
Wire."
sprout.
the seeds to on an elevator.
Ho Fall Asleop
The Baron was allting in a What kind of seeds were in "I don't remember how long wicker chair under a maple tree the packet that you bought from I was sitting there. I guess I smoking long, meerschaum the seed man? Hanld asked. must have fallen asleep. At any pipe. Hanid had just finished asking hint whether he planning to grow a garden.
Strange Things
was
"I don't think so," Baron Munch replied, after putting at his pipe in altence for several malutes. Instead of planting a let garden, I've decided to things grow as they will, Last year. I planted a garders and Bome very unexpected things happened."
Knarr aud Habid begged Baron Munch to tell them the whole story The things that Baron usually happened to Munch wero so extraordinary that Kmart and Hanid never tired of hearing stories about | them.
"Well,” said Baron Munsh: "what happened was this.
"I want to a seed store early last spring and kaken the tan
Rupert and the Silent Land-15
The Professor has been pulling on a strong cord and to Rupert's astonishment a dozen points at tim top of the cool are pulled back Having round open space through which the balloon, shoots upward until, it is much higher than the house and all the attr-
Gradually be rounding cuts. get over his fright. The propeller... in spinning slowly and he makes it o later. Then he tries all the
"This is wonderful," controls.
They all work he whispers. exactly as the old Processor told me they would ** ALL MINUTA KEJARVED
"What had happened was this. The sunflower seeds had begun to grow and they were ung me and my chair up Inte the sky!"
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Big Plants "They must have been terribly |big plants," said' Heald,
"They were,” said Baron Munch, "They wore the most
I
The Howers had lifted Baron's chalk up to the stars.
"And at last, Just before
gigantle sunflowers that ever Christmas, I was stalls back in
grew
"What
happened?"
Knart excitedly.
my garden again, shivering with asked the cold. I can't tell you how glad I was to get back into thy house,
"Well," said Baron Munch,
"Oh dear," said Hand to "they kept growing up and up Barou Munch, “you didn't have and up, all through the summer, much time to enjoy your garden I was so high in the sky that I last year, did your" bad to keep my head heat to "I hardly enjoyed it at all,” stop myself from buraplog sold Baron Munch; “on account against the moon, And there of those enormous inflower wat, moking my pipe, until plants. And that's the reason I slowly the summer turned into have decided this year not to autumn, and the leaves on the plant anything but to let any sunflowers began to turn yallow-thing grow that will,” M and the sunflower plants' start-・ And Baron Munch walled and od little by 1916 to grow shurter winked and want on, slowly psuf.. And shorter.
ing his long meerahaum pipe