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Interesting News Stories From
THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, JANUARY 18, 1958.
Pants Of The World
The TALLER The Tale
The Better The Chance
Burlington, Wis.
A mighty
1 man
| Not only that, but he was gone jhat down here that the lizards so cold in the Antarctle they TALL tale about a so long his wife drew three) crawled into the Are to Rot had to use two thermometer.
widow's pensions, thinking be in the shado of the skillet,” long farm had been ploughed under.
to keep track of the tempēru” ture. Another from a Texan Beld in South Dakota, won
1013 of
hunting in a the Burlington Liar's Club
dense fog, who heard a sours. award for 1957.
Ike geese and Ared into the air. Down fell half a doain 100-pound eat, including the leader with a foghom in its mouth to direct the others.
The nel was so long that the former went out Inat spring with A tractor, plow and 门 drill and When he got to the ather end of the fleld he traded in the equipment for a combine and harvested on the way back,
they
Ray Burmeister of Kewalice, Harry Berorgan of Mission, Wis., received honourable men S.D., was named the Winner!
on for his tule about a Texan. by O.C. Hulett, who founded who WIK being .crematta. the Llor's Club here
hours, when in 1929 After 18
opened the furnace door, and has been President since,
walked the Texan. 'Bry', he sid, 'If we met two more days It sure this hot wester, ruin the cotton crops","
Honcurable mention went to "Hickory BUT Simmona of Madisonville, KY, for his le that "last summer it got 20
Shozzled? Who Shays So?!
Suzy, who is a resident of the Berlin Zoo, decided
last week that it was about time she went out on the town again, and thus ended up with a bottle and someone else's bowler hai. --- Keystone,
Card Sharks Now Cheat With Contact Lenses
By ALFRED LEECH
Chiengo. Don't play cards with a red-eyed stranger. He may be wearing special contact lenses that enable him to cheat.
Dr George N. Jessen, Chair- When worn by a brown-eyed men of the Second National person, the contact lenses can Contact Lena Congress, exposed | hardly be detected. this intent tactic of the pro- fessional card abark.
Anyone wearing the special contact lenses can read the cards from the back when they are marked with an invisible Ink, Jessca zaid.
Infra-Red
He demonstrated with a pack of cards and a pair of lenses. Without the latees you couldn't tell ons card from another. But with them, you can read them from the back with ease.
to
But Jessen sold all contacts
Hulot sold there Were number of other standout among the 1,000 to 1,200 Be submitted this year,
There was the one about the drought in Oklahoma that go
bad that for six
60
mentha
hey shipped out crude oil in Aunny sacks. Another about farmer who added M Pall of water to his milk from a creek and got a frog in the milk by accident,
The frog thrashed around so much trying to get out that wion the farmer arrived at the dairy and looked in the pall, the frog was sitting on three pounds of butter.
Fisherman
about
Hulett, who says his club was founded in. o ile that suc a club cxisted, now has seni out about 90,000 membership cards to fellow liars around the wo:ld. The main membership
By GEORGE
AMOUR
requirement is submission of a tie for the contest, BO Hulett nas read quite a few Ites ir
Breaking An
Breaking An Nizoze Egg Is Really Niz
An Art
London,
A survey of the gentle art of breaking eggs released recently showed that it is noi a job to be stifffed at. "The position of the trained g breaker in industry is more to be envied then pliied," the Manchester Guardian said in a front page article,
It revealed that there are now 20 factories in Britain devoted entirely to breaking eggs.
Girls
eggs.
Girls Best
are best at breaking
"Unless a machine can be developed with A sense of i smell she has nothing to fear automation," the report said. "Egg-breaking machines have been constructed but none can tell whether an egg is musty." At the height of the season, It said, about 10,000,000 eggå are broken commerclúily exch week in Britain.
All are intended for confec- tionary bakers.
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A Surplus Nixo
When there is a surplus
of
tals time. He says the submis- CLES, egg-breaking factories sion of alle is necessary be- buy thom at cheep prices, want any break, strein and emulsify them honest people encaking into tue and put them in the deep club under false pretensen,"
freeze.
Baue
don't
Ilülett's all-time favourite is Huleti ato kod one
an offbeat item about two duck D scientille fisherman, who hunters, who had exactly 100 caught such large flat he had ducks land near their decoys. to rig up a special outst. He They loosed a steady fire from
attached his line
to a large their pnp guns, according to balloon that inflated when e one of the hunters, and bagged
and jarked it out of og of the 100. fish bit
into the and high the water air,
rig got over When the land, he shot the balloon down
with a shotgun.
A lie from "Shorty" in Nephi, Utah, complained that it was
JAMES
"Why
not say you
bagged ali 100 and make it a good story," asked a skeptic,
You think I'd tell a lie just for one lousy diteks," came the reply-United Press.
DEAN
THE REBEL WITH A CAUSE
London.
TAMES DEAN lives. The rebel WITH a cause lives in an ordinary house in an ordinary street at Catford, an ordinary suburb of South- East London.
He was an ordinary man living ordinary life s plain Douglas Gordon Goodall,
Then oame an extraordinary change. Mr Goodall went to the cinema,
He saw James Dean in "Zest of Eden." He went again to see "Rebel Without a Cause,"
He saw it 400 times.
I don't care if kill myself the way he did if that is to be my fate."
DESTINY
The now James Dean word
St Christopher madal which belonged to the actor and a cost copied from the one Dean wore in Rabal Without 顧 Cauto.
New, by dead poll, Mr Goodall "My destiny," he said, "no
has changed his name to James Duan. He has left his Job as a Post Office van-drivar to take up car racing, Ika the | James Dean who was killed In a car crtań two years ago.
DEDICATED
move slightly on the surface of he hopes to be received into the the eyeball. So if you notice a red rim around the dealer's pupil, call for a new deck or cash in your chips.
Jessen, head of the Plastic Contact Lens Co., said some red lenses have been made up for legiumate purposes, but" "re- ports are that a few pairs are being used by characters."
More Vain
Jessen said
Потап Catholic Church, to which his dead namesake belonged.
"I'm going to Amaries to adopt
his parents," he said. The James Dean of Catford is 34, nine years older than the original,
"I have
to dedicated myself
he did not
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longer my own. I like all thei things he liked. Of course. have lost a lot of friendz" His wife Edith, who retains her married name of Mrs Goodall, azid: "It felt strange at first, but I am only his wife and who am I to judge?"
Cow Falls
On Worker
Lago.
Victor
a
Thirty-year-old nohlaving what shady sone
five to do," he said. "He Alvarez was killed here by wanted to found a homa for cow that fell on him. juvenile delinquents. I shall Alvarez, labourer, was devote my tifa to
15- raining | dlaging at the bottom of The principle is similar
money for this.
foot well pil, when the cow, that of infra-red devices used
contact Ienses" am no hero-worshipper.
tumbled 1 being led to pasture, for secret signalling by the now are worn by, about 3,000,- am a perfectly sane being down the narrow hole. armed forces.
|000 Americans, compared with My wife and frlands thought It landed on Alvarez, and Actually, Jeszon said, the 200,000 users 10 years ago,
1 wah crazy. She has told me jaya-witness. Bald. spparently technique is
Before a modern reine- He said 07 per cent of the that i am growing apart from | Injured ħlm seriously. 'ment of older methods in which wearers are women, most of her,
help could be summored, the the crooked card dealer wore a whom switch from spectacles to "But I have a new mission. pow and killed Alvarez wilh suspicious-looking eyeshade or contacts "for the sake of ap- must go to are where he was sharp, short stabs of its horns. coloured glasscə.
pearance."United Press,
born and where he was killed. —United Prem.
A 15-DAY DIET COURSE FOR FATSOS'
Washington. For the first time in history the States office of the United
General has Quartermaster worked
• alenderiaing diet for the "Intacs" In the Army. Icazed
Supply Bulle in 10-150 15 in a 25-day course for men who, maybe, ext too much.
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But the Bulletin done not put |- It so crudely, 14 says: “E is applicable for use for per« sonnel who have consistently This puiken wilchi-due to
of ̃2" tallan" or
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bisher valorilo VAIKO than required by Their physicall Bolivily."
it allows'a diet of 2,500 daloriv
aʼday, including · such non- appellaces sa sugurios sugar, "sero mlad dressing” Jamda plo and skin indik. However, the 15 days telli: hot ho hast one long-aawing, feeling, N hunger. First Breakfast menu -la- (banatua, sotambina, eggs, skim milk, bread, butter, los or COITOS. Other meals includo ham, Irish'
slow, ryasi turkey, oblika, Dnet kioski, pork chops und
salad
SAURAGĖS. The "ECIO
dreaming" consiale of ene | -anlon, one and a half carrots, track
a 'green pepper, falt
of pandey, thros pinta of vinegar, BOVEN
HOTE
tomato falee, and a chemieni sweetener. All nicely ground and mixed this makes eight to 10 quartą.
and
"proper indocistnation instruction on good sing tho habits," and "motivating individunt by convincing.... kim that he will both fèól⋅ and look better H. hà oata a dici mare in kooping with bla amarry requirements.” There will probably be a heavy demand for Supply Bulletin "Talace" ste to eat at opa-19-250, nel perhaps, by the fas training tables, pro sumably, so Ihat they Will DES be tempted by the wikar match plates, and should be "ing doctrinaand' una "otira:60°
The
thelky hemen of the Army, hit by 'thoná, saxlens, ladies Who Are Always working, an aling Twewismal simpati "Zero unlad dressing” wounda
The Manchester Guardian reported Dial
ez breakers earn between 25 10m and 20 a
week.
their They are chosen for see of mail,
"But as this is a sense which dulls
the report said, quickly "she relles for much of her detective work on her knowledge of the appearance of the various forms of bad g places the egg on a stainicas steel tray, breaks it open with one strike of a sharp instrument, smells it and reaches for the next egg. The breakding of 0,240 eggs a day la considered to be a fairly good average," the now- paper sald-United Press.
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