This Funny World
Miralan
"I don't remember his collar size, but if it will help any he wears a nine shoe.”
YOUR BIRTHDAY
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 15
THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, - JANUARY 15, 1958.
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Duplicate Makes Unusual Bids
By OSWALD JACOBY
MATCH point duplicate pro-
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duces come very unusual bidding sequences. In a rubber game North would never have entered the bidding but the game wus duplicate and he refused to stend by and let East and West make an easy part score.
His double produced a two spade hid by So. th and when it came back to E et he made a straight match plat double. Ho was sure that his partner could minke two hearts and he decided that he would get almost as bad n score for two spades made as
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Among these tick on this date were: Moliere, ntaywright: Theodor Demulator. Abby Kelley Futter, Foster," reformer, and Lite dancer.
Tre final what the dars have in place for you tomorrow, select your hurthalay star anel read the CO2- Be responding paragraph,
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 16
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If your career 29 In should find a
Appeal light now.
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for two spades doubled, versely,
Con-
if he could set two spades one trick a double would give him a top whili a pas would leave humi plus 100 only for a poor result.
Entik gambling double paud off beautifully. West took his acc and king of hearts and followed with the ace and an- other club, Els grabbed his king and returned the suit.
Declarer won and played ace, This
is the day you may find what you hing and another trump. want. It also should thean дл advarwenent.
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throw East in the lead and be had a fine chance to chuck the All -hand right then and there.
he had to de was to lend a dia-
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up all the diamonds and make his contract.
East was too smart for this. le counted the hand and saw
was marited with | that South feur diamonds, Hence, a ruff and discard would do him no good.
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Casserole Is A Meal In Itself.
"THE
By Ida Bailey Allen
Yet teachers tell us
that children who eat breakfast have more pep and get along faster than those who don',
"How can this problem be
Lolved?"
THE homemakers of Poor start.
Wenatchee are not [only good cooks, but they are interested in learning more about food and nutri- tion," observed Miss Mac Hughes, Home Service Director
the of
Publie Utility Co. of Wenatchee, Washington. We were int bending a reception which was given so that I could meet these bumemakers.
Large Auditorium
"These three koems, wtien Thrown open together, forma large auditorium. They are used not only for cooking demonstra- tions and contests, but for youth group and cominuity aff
affairs."
Several practical suggestions were offered. No eventig snacks. Less evening TV. Send them to bed earlier, Get them up earlier, Several wanien brought pet recipes to share with us.
Tomorrow's Dinner
Coleslaw Pickle Dressing Meal-in-Itself Casserole Broccoli with Lemon Butter Grated Apple Ple Wenatchee or Cinnamon Apple Sauce Coffee Tco Mik All measuremente are laval; rectper proportioned to serve 4 to During the reception, there Meal-in-Itself Casserole; In 2 was a brief question and answer tbsp. fal, brown | sliced peeled period. Several women had enlon and 1 lb. raw chopped dietary problems. Others asked beef. Stir occasionally with a for suggestions in teaching pro- per nutrition to young people, Many were concerned about the family breakfast,
Don't Get Up
"We can't get the children up in time," they said. "Everybody. | straggles in, The family doesn't cat breakfast togethe; uny more so we all seem to get ok to n
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Teddy Acted Strangely
Rhyme was the Reason for His Odd Behavior-
By MAX TRELL
REDDY, the Stuffed Bour, kopt
walking up and down the run smiling to himself and bobbing his head.
I was Hiawatha, the Small- Sized Wooden Indian, who come up to Kharf, the Shadow-Boy
was making strange faces arx shaking his head.
Fine And Happy
I keep him werm
But his nose stays cold,”
Best Poom
"That's the best poem so far, "I didn't Teddy," said Kharf. know you could write poetry."
"I didn't know it either," said Teddy. "until I tried. Here's our
* about a cat.
"Oh, that!" said Teddy. wasn't making faces. I was sating! And I wasn't shaking my hend. I was nodding it. I Feel One and happy. And that's East led a heart and waited with the Turned-Abcu! Namné, because I've just written sorte fe: the diamond triek.
out in the giden and said: pocins."
matter with something's the Teddy."
▼÷CARD Sënser
Q-The bidding has been:
South West North
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Pass
You, South, hold: 487 KJC +Q 10905 JAQJ
What do you do?
A-Bld three diamonds. You' want to show strength and ne diamond support at une and the same time.
TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner continues with a bid of three spades. What do you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
THE. WAY •
by Beachcomber
Insurance
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UE Minister of Pensions and breeches with his riding-switch.
National
and "Oh, Mr Edward, you mustn't," Tumblecum- she would say, Rollymolly
screening her trávy recently sent out an, In- blazing blue eyes with lashes as struction which cut through all long as your arm. It was but the red tape in the very core of dulliance, yet the simple girl the matter.
may have had her daydreams (heigh-ho). And Edward, listen- contained this lapidary ing 10 the insane chiniter of phrase: "To determining whe- Lady Arabella, may have wish- ther a perron is a child, the edit the gulf between him prime factor is his age."" In and the village maid were not determining whether
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a person 1oo wide for leaping.
is not a child, the prine factor
is so similar as to be almost Another courteous,
tuntical. So www to the small
an of 83 who pretends to be
document
an orphan boy, and to the boy HERE is no reason why the
of six who, niulters through a false bear tales of his exploits
taken.
Unmasked!
decision to Inake olecul courteous should foring more
be
in the Boer War, Neither of not spread to shops. If a tele- these gambits will any longer phone bill can be presented as deceive the Ministry. When ones the age of each impostor though it were on Invitation to hei been verified, action will be party, a grocer's bill can
nade equally attractive.
We hope you enjoyed the bacon sufficiently to muke COCIAL ostracism and the full you not unwilling to pay for it rigour of the Law awalt at come future date. You will the child who, having drawn a admit, we are sure, that if pension for two years, is dis nobody paid us-for what Wo covered to be supplementing his supply, our position would weekly income by selling worms eventually become dimcult. It to anglers. And the keen eyes shames us to have to say this, of the pollee will be on the bakb but we rely on your good alt fellow who Hes sunning him- nature to appreciate the fact seit in pram, clutching in his that, whereas, we paid for the geent hairy hand a gaudy ratlle bacon we supplied to you, you, jor a teddy-bear.
who have the mivantage of linv- ing eaten it, have paid nothing for it. The financial implications of such a business transaction
Mothurst Gronge (11)
WHILE Mothurst Grange was will be clear to you. We are re-
a proy 10 an occupying luctant lope your friendship
by LEONARD BARDEN army of balifts, word came to by having to resort io un-
Solution No. 5332; 1′ Q-XGrattle coltage in the village friendly methods to recoup our- threat KI-85 ch or Kt Kts that Nellie Sludd, the pretty selves.
inate). KxO 2 Hi-Kis ch, daughter of the chimney sweep,
K-RII; 3 R-R8 mate. I DxQ: 2. Kt-05 ch, K-Kii; 3 HI-K? male. The interference theme in actual play.
London Express Suvic
had won £48,729 in the pools. Tail-piece Many a time young Edward, the
heir to the family destitution, So great were the crowds at had chucked her under the chin, the airport that extra fighta Før ogled her while whacking his were put on, (News item.)
Knarf coked alarmned.
Is He Sick?
"He's walking up and down, making faces at himelt and shaking his head up and down. I think he's Piesald Hiawatha.
Knart hurried into the hose what was wrong with
in see Teddy.
"I'll go for the doctor." sale Hiawatha.
"HI" said Teddy, as Knar! entered the room a few minutes fater. "Why are you looking at me that way? I'm not sick or something, or I?"
Knarf explained that in- watha had noticed that Teddy
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Knari sat on a chale while Teddy read his poems.
Teddy made Knarf sit down.
"I'll read the poems to you ax you can tell me what you think of then." Teddy said,
Kaurf sat down on the edge of the chair. Teddy stund in front of him.
First Poem
This is the first poem." said "Katy run and tripped and fell, Teddy.
Katy hurts where I can't tell, Now Katy walks and alt is well."
Karf complimented Teddy on his poem.
Thank you," said Teddy. "That poem is to teach children not to run around and get them selves hurt. It's misch safer to walk than to run."
"I see you have more poems." said Knarf, na Teddy look
ttle notebook out of his pocket. "Yes," said Teddy, as ho leafed through the first
"I've got a poem here about the dangers of walking around in rain puddles and getting your feet wet."
pages.
He Recited
few
"Let's hear 11,” said Knart. Teddy recited the next poem“,
"If you get your feet wet,
A cold you mby get.”
I like that one, too," said
Koarf.
"Here's a poem about a dog," sald Teddy,
"I have a dog,
He's strong and bold,
Rupert and the Thinking Cap-25
The noise that Rupert heard is peated and, moving towards it. he space Rollo, the Gipay boy, colding dead wood in a thicket. "Hello, Little bear," he calle cheerily... ** You're looking very solemn. What's the matter? Did you have too much pham pudding
at Chrinmas ? ** 'Don't be silly," aya Rupert's something much moce puling." And he tile thes strange mory of Gregory, and Saosa Claus and the Thinking Cap. * Wall, that certainly is odd,” an Rolle. "I've never heard of that problem before." ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
"I once had, a cat
Whose name was Jack, He went for a wall
And never came back."
AL that
moment. very
fork.
Add 1⁄2 (No. 2) can loma- toes. Sinuner 20 min.
Meantime, cook 3 oz. spaghett! to pla directions. necording Drain; combine with the meat.
Adi 1 tsp. rail, 14 tsp. pepper, glutamate 1 tsp. monosodium and 14. #inc-grated sharp
American cheese mixed with anna-ainerd green pepper and 1 tbsp. table mustard."
Transfer to an olled, low 2 q-aking dish, Bake 1 fir, in a modcrate oven 350°F, Cover the first 30 min.
Grated Apple Pie Wenatchee: L'ne a " ple plate with Ameri- cun pie pastry rolle a scant " thick. Pour in grated apple. filling. Bake, 35 min. In a hot oven, 425-F. Serve cold.
warm
or
Grated Apple Filling: Wash, Hiawatha came back with a
7 medium-sizo But prel und gre doctor aumed Dr Quack. Teddy didn't need any doclor, tart apples. He was feeling better than ever. Ada 2/3 c. not-lampy brown
He made Hiawathe and Dragor,
isp each ground Quack listen to the some poems ciemumen and nutmeg and 1. that he had read to Knart. duiry sour cream.
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