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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 28, 1957.

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THERE'S

FRYING AROUND

WHITEHALL

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What They

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BOARDERS WAS THE

CRY

Men In

Of A Sausage That Satisfies

London.

A smell of cooking hangs over Whitehall - the smell of frying sausages. Not sausages for the canteens of hungry Civil Servants, but sausages prepared for a clinical examination by Food Ministry experts.

HOBO BECAME

A GENT

BUT IT WAS

NO GOOD

London.

Hobo Ted Wellings return

ed to a flophouse in dis- gust after Anding that n shave, haircut and new Savile Row suit wrecked his chances on getting a Job.

Wellings, 38, who was picked from a group of unkempt, rogized down-and-outs by a hairdress

ftm for Д change-in- appearance demonstration.

ing

Stylish

He was given a stylish char- coal grey suit and a haircut and shave, installed in an expensive Park Lane hotel sulte and given more money than he notimally could bum on sidewalks in a month

Then he went job-hunting.

Ted's idea of a job was laumuter or kitchen porter, and tered construction sites and hotels looking for ene.

"A chap as smart looking an me in bound to land a job In any hotel kitchen," he told reporters when he set out But he didn't count on his newly nulty appearance.

Turned Away

"All the hotels Just turned me away," he said. "The ofeialn Just looked at me and said there were no vacancies."

He also visited three labour exchanges, but they said they id nothing suitable.

"I don't mind what I do, but it seems no one wants me," Ted nld. "And I thought this was my big chance to settle." United Press,

JUST DIAL C-H-I-C-K-E-N

FOR A ROAST

London.

who want Londoners

roast chicken by special delivery could get it today simply by dialling "c-h-i-c-k-e-n” on the telephone.

For three years a Iaboratory team of 17 have

sulpped, cooked, and tasted sausages by the thousand.

But not al recently was the secret of the

Bausages revealed,

Whitehall

Mr Derick Heathcoat-Amery,

been

Food Minister, who has taking pert in the investiga- tions, told the Commorft:

myself

"I am carrying out rome practical research Into peliability, Bul research is a long-term matter and I feel the need for extending my present researches for 0 ittle bil longer."

For no one has yet been able to decide when a sausage 16 a sauange.

Ending....

Ministry's laboratory in

The Fausage friers of the Great Westminster House, Horseferry Flood. are still seeking the answer and the Ministry anys:

"Something may be said officially in the very near future. The experiments are coming to

an end.'

Thin will please the manufae- turers who have been co-operai- the research from the ing in beginning. It should please the housewives, whose views have been sought in 30 towns.

It will please, too, Mr Norman Dodds Labour MP for Erith and Crayford, who demanded the Minister a minimum from

the meat standard to guide makers.

Sample

Mr Dodds and Major Henry Spence, 60-year-old Tory M.P. for Aberdeen West, were invited to a sausage-lasting party at a Mayfair hotel last week,

had

The manufacturers were better demonstraling that sausages are now on the way.

Major Spence, who

fried toothache, sample. "Ouch," եր Bald. racked dropping it as he was

pain from his aching with tooth.

severe

Two-Hour Battle Between Rival Captains

Algeciras.

The cry was "Repel boarders!" as 27-year- old Mrs Ellern Stevenson leaped from the quayside on to the mystery schooner Amphitrite, at Algeciras, the Spanish pori near Gibraltar,

Found In The Peanut

Butter

Birmingham.

A British food packing firm was fined £20 last week aftor a doctor testified that a jar of the com- Dany's peanut buttor consisted Margely rodent hair and skin."

The doctor, whom name tras not made available to the press, told a court that his family started using the peanut butter

to have before he decided analysed.

The analysis revealed the jar to have been filled with a mix- ture that contained ground pen- nuts but was "largely of rodent hairs and skin,” ho mld.

BELOW QUALITY

Granoge pleaded gulity of supplying "below quality" food. The judge in- posed a fine of £20.

The manufacturers, Foods of Walford

The doctor said he did not

know from the analysis what

type of rodent was involved.

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Alice Goes To

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Darby.

:

Captain No. 2, Jirard Parker of Turkey,

said afterward: "That fight Eileen was terrible. I am a peaceful man, never before in my life have 1 acted in such a way. We did not mean to hurt the girl—it was she who Alice went to Wonderland

last week. attacked us.” With one shoe lost she clung on deter- Clive Stevenson of Liverpool, England,

Alice Keeton, 80, has been a claims that he owns the schooner. Bo cleaner at a local steel factory minedly as a young seaman tried push her off the ship. Accompanying does Arthur San Juan, known in for 78 years. Last week, on the

of the day anniversary

she Gibraltar and Tangier by his fini started work in 1884, a Jimbu- picture was taken A two-hour hatile began between rival captains name, Art Rense. Parker is the cap.

sine picked her up at her tiny taln put aboard by Rease, who is in college, the ownership of the 169-ton

and drove her to the

for factory's boardroom the USA.

lunch

over

Amphitrite.

19

to

Mrs Stevenson fought side by side with Captain No 1, her 39-year-old husband Clive. Then she locked herself in a cabin until "peace talks" were held.

CD Hoax 'Calls Up' Wardens

London.

Mr Dodds offered sympathy Scores of people In Wisbech

and polished off the plateful.

WHAT GROUNDS

-ONLY

'CRUELTY'

Birmingham.

John Stuart Boddington, 52, won a divorce from his wife, Ethel, 48, after witness testified:

He had to instal = phone In hip pay home to stop her calling

office six him at the seven times a day to abUKO him:

or

and March, Cambridge- shire, are the victims of o Civil Defence hoax.

They have received two-page "Air Defence letters from the Executive" telling them they have been "called up" as ARP wardens for exercises cald to be planned in the London area and Horac Counties.

Now the rivals, after using fiets, are trying more legal methods. Ownership is to be decided in a Gibraltar court. Says Clive Stevenson: "We shall win our

case,"~London Express.

HUSH-HUSH ON

GIRL SLASHER

AT READING.

London.

Strict secrecy was ordered recently at the exclu- sive Abbey School at Reading about a girl who slashed other girls' coats and wrote anony- mous notes.

Mistresses hurried gates of the six-acre

to

the Another parent whope daugh-

attends grounds ter mon has been At least one

the 70-year-old Some of us feel hoaxed into replying that he and warned pupils going home: school said:

this should have been handled was "over 10 and certainly too "Don't talk about it."

have differently and disagree With old to be a warden."

Mar- clothes the headmistress"--Miss to replace the slashed spoke of the need for publicity garet Esme le Clerc Macdonald, and for drastic action against who ordered the secrecy.

Mr A.M. Salzmann, the offender.

The document, signed "R. U. Sampson, gives an address at

a non-existent A.R.P. depart ment at County Council head- quarters, March.

UPTURNED BRIM

But parents who will

after her two daughters to The father of one pupil said: taking "The matter should have been the school, said: "This has re mado

My public.

daughtermined a private affair for the of the girls and the It mentions "Defence of the came home with stories about sale

slashed in the parents," coats being Realm Act

of (Conscription

Borc nasly

with ScriD- Abbey School, Civilian Personnel)" and cloakroom

ture heading is subject 1st, has the Bishop of Reading, the Right Rev. Knell, as its Vice- President.

and

demanda that "conscripte" notes being sent to one girl." should report to the nearest

Bhe

hid his shaving

kit

Bho hid all, his shora ao that he had to turn

ARP dopot for equipment,

This is listed on the second

page, ghd includes ruch

lems an "Bucket and spade

and

up at the office in slippers;

Bho drank so

*

her

com-

A gimmick-minded resipura- tour offered the service plete with guaranteed rush de- ilvery by waiters on oight motor scooters.

Lelle Romain

started from

the discovery that if you dial "C-H-I-C-K-E-N” on à London telephone, you get Chiswick 2536.

SUBSCRIBER

Romain looked up the sub- berlber to the number. Chiswick 2938 and offered him a share in the venture, if he would donate his phone number to the project. The subscriber accepted.

bedroom drawers

of full word

Gin orange, squash bottion:

She constantly throw

thinge at him.

Deddington

divores on

won grounds "eruelty."United, Prest.

the of

Learning Young

Berlin.

to

to

(coastal district only)," Bables are going to learn "Steel helmets with upturned swim here before they learn brim to

touter walk. Conserve

supplies," and

Igniting

incendiary

which fall"

Private Problems

**The governors are satisfied that Miss Macdonald is hand- "Matches for The "Gorman

the situation properly.". Lite. Soving link bombs Society has announced it will he said.

In her study Misa Macdonald open next month a swim school

"How to three angrily shouted,

dar Coples of the document have for babies from ont been handed to the police. years-old.Unliéd Prose.

you interfere with our private problems?

5,000-MILE TRIP

Itoma then set up commu- alcations between the numbero most

the Dover Buttery-the T and Maylair Resthiman), which he operates. He aired eight young nion du motor soboturs.

ki, thought sasah ichheiten wak the sort of statek that wodd stick", ho id, "ohnt it aPPORTS |

Orders are 1o be working. pouring in. Qxich. Wo gei, under way wa shull extend it to com plete cooked meals Unlea

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TO

STUDY TERNS.

London.

term 10 people the furt another eagail, but to 80-year-bid Dr John Michau Oulton It in a full-time Occupation.

For the past four years he has

dohe little elis except study | the hablis of thema. Now has en 5,000-mila voyage to find ther. out even more about One thing he waħite to abserva i -how this is their courting.

remit intensive study?

On lonely Ascension Island, in What wit

the South Aflantia, he hapes

tó find the answer to a my; stery which has long puzzled ornithofaglets: "Why do tha terns on the laland broad every ride months instead of Just onge a year like other bleda?"

A

#The island's terne are the only ones In the world that do, this," says the doctor, whose homa letni Oxford.. "ity only! dusas ta that it is something

"Who was the parent whe the handi- complained about

ing of this situation?"

She added: "Action is being Laken, but 1 refuse to say what was in the notes or anything about the costs."

Police have been no1⁄4ded, but said they were leaving action to the hoadihlátress, from hi

What were the moles about?

or any "I wouldn't they were hot vile like to say, Fit write a bit thing disgusting, but described about it i acma obscure scientific

publication, but the misfortune of another vir! EIGH won't lead to anything intren, at the school," hala polico,

between Parvista pay

it is just knowing what they and £63 m year to send their. đó thịt is importan

Dr. Cullen will and 18 inonthe daughters, to Abbey School, Island, on babait of which has a staff of 30 full- the Edward Gray, Institute of time toschaty,

on the

Ornithology. There won't ha

On, the boară (of' guvernore.

a minuto to spare-the place" nyt Bir John Wolfchien," throe

terria, he i klaarmaa, kwa emuhelllors,

is teaming with

and

champagne and caviar

with the firm'sødtectors.

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The Board declāvā to honour Allee after hearing she started wark for the firm at the age of seven help her widowed Alice sald mother.

she was "honoured" but that she hopes the lunch party won't make too much mess.

"I'll have to sweep it up on Monday morning she said.— United Press.

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