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THANKS TO THE HYPNOTIST
I've smoked my last cigarette
IT is easy to stop smoking. Like Mark Twain, I have repeatedly My given it up over the years. drawers are full of souvenirs of old battles fought against the cigarette.
I have 188 bars of chewing-gura (fruit flavour); 48 packets of minta; 12 assorted pipes; 11 unfinished ounces of pipe tobacco; six plastic and three metal tobacco pouches;
421 pipe cleaners eight boxes of tiny Dutch cigars; seven imitation cigarettes — three with built-in menthol flavour which, through some minor fault in design, is apt to send a shower of menthol cry- atals down the throat. (This immediately curoa one of the menthol habit.)
I niso have ono unfinished packet of "Anti-Bacca Goa- pers," advertised os The only gentino non-tobacco cigar- ette," I can sincerely endorse the maker's claim.
Too much?
...but just look
what it's
costing me now
Martu
I thought I would meet a man with the Boris Kariog manner.
obvious after one agonising puff that cigarettes and Anti- Bocca Gaspers have nothing common except that the former may kill you in 30 years while the latter can definitely achieve trance. this in a matter of minutes.
MICHAEL PERTWEE
....... playwright and scriptwriter, author of television's Grove Family, and husband of actress Valerie French,
In fact, I cometimes
Next, he says you are aloeping wonder if I go into a tranco at deeply. Quite untrue. Your eyes But all that la ended. I have all. I lie on a comfortable may be closed but you are wide inhaled my last cigarette: puff- couch while the mild-mannered awake and fully conscious of all eyes sits that is happening...even though ed at my last pipe; retched over doctor with gentle my last cigar. I have joined the behind me and repeatedly tells you can hear yourself snoring.
à deep select band of those who loud me I am falling into
Now he talks to you, repeating ly abject in people smoking in sleep.
over and over again that you public places. I cannot begin to
Meanwhile, I am perfectly have given up smoking, will describe the thrill of saying, for conscious of the hum
agulo, thai of a never start
the
tho
Arst time; "Excuse me, vacuum cleaner upstairs, the desire will grow progressively would you mind holding your whine of a Viscount airilner, the loss and finally disappear com-
cigarette a little further away-
thank you so much," or the al- rather embarrassing numbling of pletely.
my own tummy, following a most sensual pleasure of fan- ning your hand while loudly splendid lunch. bissing "Pindflow
How did I come to lick it? By
By hypnoram.
many
Now.
who consulte hypnotists expect too much. I know I did. I thought I would meet a frightening: mon with black, fathomless eyes and a
on
he
Lighter.
Το
230
following sudden cessa- Uon of smoking) ...
osteopath's feb for attention ta sperollfac following midnight fall from bed during night- mare about cigarettes .. “Te vinit 19 G.P. re polsoard, thumb, caused by biting nil to the quick...... To damage to motor car.
(insured third party only) partly wrocked by, hit-and-run conl lorry in Harley Street ....
£33
To visit to dietician for
Intest "crash” slimming- dict owing to return of schoolboy appolito (this won a waste of time as dieticion recommended taking
ogain).
smoking
To fine for parking offence outsido dietielon's house.
To purchase
of Ave. now
suits, six shirts, overcoat,
etc., following
weight
13
22 $
increase of 181. 1116........ £235
I eat now
TUE total capital outlay is
therefore seen to be €339 -or, if and cares to look at it another way, about two years and four months of smoking.
Buf. nirendy, I hear the cynics at it again. “What about new expenditure?" they will any. "You can't give up smok- ing without taking up some- thing else."
This would seem to be rather splitting hairs--but 10t wa examine it.
As namoker I never cat biscuits or sweets. nea from my household accounts that I now eat sweets and biscuits to the tune of £1 a week.
I was always, and still om, a very moderate drinker but I do a little more now. I consume have a couple at lunchtime to keep me going and am apt to have an extra one at night. This increase, my outlay by about £1 10% a weeks.
More...
ASTIN eccs
the question
You pay a number of visits to of appetite, I have to ad- him with gradually lengthening mit that I cat a good deal moro intervals between them. Don't than I did. I never ate lunch in
A sandwich, kid yourself that it is easy. But the old days. It worked with me and I am coffee, and a cigarette sufficed. very grateful and feel all the better for it.
tells me that my left arm is getting lighter, light as feather. This is nonsense. Now
goes even further and says it - Boris Karloff manner who would is floating upwards like a bal- send me instantaneously into a loon. Uiter nonsense again! deep trance with a snap of his
Willingness to co-operate 13 fingers. I imagined that,
one thing but it would be show waking, he would offer me a cigarette which would react on dishonesty to stick one's arm in the air just to picase him.... me just. the Anti-Bacra Well, actually, the arm is now
I imagined that I Gaspers did. would be a willing victim of sticking in the air, having rise post-hypnotic suggestion one of its own accord like a.. visit, one trance, and a perma- well, rather like a balloon. nent allergy to tobacco in all its forms.
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It is a lovely thought, and whether anybody has actually been cured like this I do not know, I certainly was not, To start with, my hypnotist never sends one into a
The cost
Now, three courses are barely enough. Depending upon what and where I ent, this costs me. an additional 22-3 per week.
To sum up my now expendi- £5 per weelt. My smoking used to cost me £3 per week. I am therefore spend- ing about £100 a year MORE than previously.
reminized
AND think of the glued to saved My smoking used to cost me £160 a year. Between now ant the age of 40 I shall therefore save £3,000,
It seems extraordinary but But, already, I can hear the there it in. However, I must more cynical reader aching how look on the bright side. I shall much it actually cost to be haye abandoned a cheap and cured. Fair enough! Let us useless habit. I can no longer and examine it. I'll be ruthlessly look forward to comfort
security but, at the age of 60, honest.
£28 I shall possess the abounding health and vigour so vitally necessary to combat the dificult, If not desperate, financial situa- tion which will face me in the long, joyless autumn of my lite.
No sooner is it up there than he tells you that it is as heavy as lead and wants to fall down To hypnotist'a leo again. It doesn't. It is perfectly To specialist's fee, barlum
it la 09
test and X-rays for sus comfortable
duodenal ulcer ⚫pected
attack of (actually an gastritis caused, it is be Hoved, through nerves,
Well, a little heavy perhaps and # must look rather stupid stick- ing in the air. So you bring it deep down.
Sele Agrau; ED.A.KELLER & CO, LTD. '
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