THE CHINA MAIC, MONDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1957.
This Funny World
• JACOBY ON BRIDGE
WOMANSENSE
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TON HUDSON
"Have you ever met the quarterback of the LA. Rams, Marciano's manager, the brains behind the Dodgers, adviser to the Republican National Committee.. P
YOUR BIRTHDAY
MONDAY, DECEMBER 16
BORN today, you are an individuot
Your originality and in- VEDVED Can bring you to fame and success. If you develop your Idang thoroughly. You are an iccalli and expect perfretion tram everyone th everytidog, you cannot perfonn perfectly, you will tend to not pers Form All This is not a good tendency, for you must learn that with practice comes perfection and that you may have to try more than once to teach your perfected goni.
Although deep inside, you have faith in your own ideas, you appear. outwardly to lack the will to press your advantages. You are not a rood promoter, Learn to blow your own horn a little more or world
may never discover how good you aro tintil it is too late. You have A touch of genius. Develop 11
Since you are self-reliant, YO Menotimes and it cumcult to Min operate with others. You must re onelle yourscit to the fact that in this highly competitive world, team- work
gaina a triumpli sometimes where individualiam, carried to an
East Is Too Happy To Win
By OSWALD JACOBY
LIFE Master Ronald Wolf
writes, "We are planning to run regular duplicate games in Mattoon in the near future. Do you think a population of 18,000 will produce enough enthusi-
asts?
Ronald included a hund from this summer's nationals about which he states, "I bid too much | but I usually do and the six dia- mond contract wasn't too bad.
"West opened the jack of clubs. East tock bis ace and played the queen, I was in the lend with the king and drew
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extreme, may tail arud bring hit peru frustration. You are Intuitive. abot to the point of being prychte Learn to followi
those inner advice for the direction in your efforts.
Fond of travel, it is likely you will see a large part of the world during your fifetime. You enjoy being near and on the water, The ca a profesian, trait in- Trigue you, in selecting a marriage partner, make sure that you And kimeone whose intellectual pro- telepetes are on a level of your own or there can be considerable dis content in AUOTE,
Amung those born on this date were John Lawtence Smith, acientet, George Santayana, poet and philo sopher: Lillan Rui, actress: Noe! Coward, playwright
George Whilefield, evangeliei; John F. Grimke, jurist.
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A SMALL GIRL AND A TALL ONE LOOK AHEAD TO THE PARTY SEASON
MEN MAKE A
FUSS OF ME
-says EILEEN ASCROFT (5 feet 3 inches)
is fun for a tall girl at get away with the latest making the pocket Venus elther-site is Big only girl who party time. She has one fashion gimmicks, The suck look dumpy. grent advantage over her dress pint-sized sister-she can shimmy
the fringed
No holds are barred for the only succeed in tall girl in the accessory feld
I CAN WEAR
MY
GIANT BEADS
-says JANE BACON ·
(5 feet 8 inches)
trumps. Three rounds of hearts came next and I had a count on the East neid. He had started with seven clubs (West would have opened low from three lo the jack), one hear! and three diamonds. and producer;
Hence,
held hu and exactly two spades.
"Percentage would favour a de finesse against West but East had given the decided an- pression of mon ho was happy throughout the whole play. West, on the other hand, (June 22-July 2)-wker and acted worried and
bad tune aide- tracking distractions unless you are hd had great difficulty finding stern about 1f Duty today should in discard on the third trump
LEO (Tal Burd AVE.
crowded room. I Jend. He had finally pulled out
To find what the stars, have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the cores punding graph. Let your birth- day star be your daily guide.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 17
BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21-Dec. 22)... Brain, work is what counts today, especially if you are involved A socje jezaj matter. Write 021 Дета portant letter
CANCER
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evening. Schedule important matters
AQUARTUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) Be politic and tactful on the job this morning and good results begin to show as the day wears on.
PISCES
(FRD. 20-Mar
Hold fan to normal routine and pvoid risk-taking during the hours before lunchtime. Caution in the dicated
ARIES
21-Apr. Take care of business and financial musitega this afternoon. You can supeolidate your gains then.
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May ZIJ Don't waste energies on social stairs uples they bring you a coumen- surate toward in pleasure.
Other- Wise, solitude is better!
GEMINI
Gay | 22-June 21) Handle occupational instiera i-mesent. ly before lunchtime. Then attend lu personal matters. If necessary,
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SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov 22)- A good day for you. all around. Afternoon hours. however, are the thout active. Get a lot done then.
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heart when he had hearts coming out of his ears and could have spared one handily.
While there
was nothing unethical in West's play I sta devided that he was trying to give mc the impression of strength and that if he held that queen of spades he would not have been so worried. Hence, I played dummy's ace and king of spades and dropped East's queen,
Here's hoping that Ronald has as much success with his Mat toon dupileale as he had with This stam.
NACARD Sensek
Q-The bidding has been: South Wert North
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RACK time I slp my Brst dry martini, I am glad I am a little girl. Looking up into a singer's eyes is an easier way of starting a conversation then peering down at him under your cocktail hal. It puts him at an advantage to begin with and he automatically starts to. look
after you,
mritboris
That Is very important In 韭
empty glass, a cigarette whis you require one and no ashly problems. Ha protective In- stincts take care of all thut.
Better stil, he will never leave you fint until he has in- troduced you to a substitute.
If he is over 50 his attitude will be motherly. Under
half-century, bla reactions may be varied, but at least he won't be scared!
can get away with the lengthy, reed-slim curetle holder... and look sophisticated. The little girl always looks like ruther gauche Sally Bowles.
OFF-BEAT
Men adore the off-beat idea at party time; they revel in giant strands of beads the droup to the knees, chunky bracelets und skin-tight rows. But these only look good on five-feet- eighters.
The first slep`into a clowdell Joom can be discdncerting to
towering above him. Indeed,
he seems to prefer piloting
bean
pole around the dance floor. The six-footer always returns, relieved to find a part- er with whom he can dance without stooping
— But both girls (short and tall) say to their partners:
SEND THAT
JACKET TO
cay girl but the chances are THE CLEANERS
will
she is pint-sized no one know she has arrived. No tall catch girl, however, con fail to male glances-and there is sure
to be a stranger handy with a. glass to press Into her hund.
The harassed hostess always on her lanky girl
lolls back friend to help with the refresh- ments, This is une chore that pays off ferrying sausages across the room gives one a per- roy chatting
feet entree into
pers, with frugile high heels that group. just breathe femininity.
A BEAN POLE There is a Aual point... the other women. Have you ever
Tall girls are spotted easily walked into 10
a roomful
of across
crowded rooms and strangers and felt a moment of faithful friends can be relied wallflower panic?
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The little girl who goes party scares on other points, too. All the short men want to talk and dance with her. Sub- consciously they feel about their own lack of inches.
CRAZY HATS
your
If you have bemoaned better
lack of inches In the past, you won't again. Other women are not shy of a little woman. They will approach you and chal And she can wear the really happily. I do it myself, whereas crazy cocktull hats, with I always feel a little over-awed plume or a rose that rises six In the presence of a Juno. The inches into the air-a
more elegant and beautiful she thing a tall girl would never dare to do, is, the more she frightens me.
In these days of rising skirts and new leg appeal, she comes out on top again. For her are the those enchanting cocktail slip
When you suy your Anal fare- wells to the hostess, the tile girl is the lucky one again. There is always room in a car or
full taxi for a small one.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
In The Country Of No
--Blackie Decides Not To Be A Don't-Like-It-
Doubic H 3 N.T.
Pasa Pass Pass
You, West, hold:
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ALGOK, 1087 941053 43 107
What do you lead?
A-The seven of spades. On
this bidding the double calls for a lead of dammy's bid suit and you should follow your partner's demand.
TODAY'S QUESTION "You hold the same hand. North has gone to four hearts after your partner's double of three no-trump was passed around to him. Everyone passes to you. What do you do?
Answer TomOTTOW
BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
By MAX TRELL
ANID, the Shadow Girl with the Turned About Name, had taken the Black Kitten in
the sound to mean No.
"I'm afraid, Blackle," said Hanid, "you are just a Don't- Like It Kliten.
her lop. For a moment or two "Dld you ever hear the story neither Hanid nor the Kitten did of what happened to the people anything but look at each other; who were called the Don't-Like- Hanid with her blue eye, and Its who lived in the village of the Kliten with her green eyes. Nothing-Plcares-Them
Country of No?"
Finally, Hanld sald: "I don't like to scold you. Binckle, but I do think you aren't behaving well as a well-behaved Kitten should. And do you know what's wrong with you?”
Kitten, Won't Talk Hanld walled for the Kitten to answer, but the Kitten made
no sound at all.
in the
Hadn't Heard it Blackie looked at Hanid with- out answering, so Hanid, deeld- ing that Blackle hadn't heard the story, began as follows:
Blackle went straight for the saucer of milk.
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"Well, my dear, the folks who boy or a girl or a pat or a dog lived in the Village of Nothing and Instantly they'd say: 'Don't Plenses-Them in the Country of like him! Don't like her! Don't No were called Don't-Like-Its ke Don't like... Den't because they hardly ever liked like.... anything.
Hanld shook her head and went on: "Early this morning, Blackle dear, Mother set out a "For instance, they'd sit down Baucer filed with milk. It was to dinner and look at the food on
What Finally Happened
"And do you know what hap
for you, but you didn't taste it. the table; and, before they tast- pened finally, Blackle, to those You looked at 1 and walked ed any of it, they'd all turn up Don't-Like-lts who lived in the away. You didnt like 1, did their nuses and say: 'Don't like Town of Nothing-Pleases-Them
1 Don't like it!"""
Blackle'a green eyes' seemed
FOOD-MORNING the Nation. office any morning next week you
come to an in- to discuss tempia. tricate question, which under-
We how
Ines the need for become a scientist.
everyone to
Yours faithfully,
Lancelot Gulder,
The organ in a Lincolnshire in passing church was put out of action by deld-mice. They nibbled all the
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this
Again, Blackle remained silent.
You dict
a
in the Country of No?"
It seemed
wow.
PLEASE this Christmas send
your dinner Jacket to the cleaners. We love to dança the dust and dirt of years on with you, but we hate collecting the front of our pastei evening dresses.
You may grumble about pow der end lipstick on your lapels; we feel the same way when our newest and prettiest frock comes to grief. However much we en- joyed that dreamy waltz, We hate the cleaners bills that must follow.
It is not true that good upon to rally round. No need cleanlig takes the body out of to envy the little girl who falls a euit. Ignore this plea at your back on a look of titter helpless per!!, or you may meet pretty ness to win attention..
girls at Christmas parties who We seldom wilt, either,
Os don a protective bib before slip- wall-flowers. The 1tte man is ping into your armst
deterred by a tall gel
-London Express Service),
never
All Set For The Cold?
The latest in Paris fashions for young girls in to Hanic
autumn and winter wear. that
"Place du Tertre," by to open up a little wider at this. Blackle really looked worried "No," said Hanid. "I'm sure
Syma, is a trim street dress in beige and brown you didn't like it.. Anda te "And," Hunid went on, "If you
checks with a matching overcoat,—France-Presse. later you didn't like the new
gave those Don't-Like-It Felin saucer of milk Mother set out a picture book or a new pair of saldi Hold
"What happened was other day in the House
this," of Commons a Minister gave
"Since they didn't black keys, but did not touch
for you. And when the children shoes or a balloon, they'd all say like the food that was brought brief, straightforward. the white ones, Why? Was it intelligible reply to a question. I lifted your paw as though you like it! Don't like It!'
and from next door came in, you almost before they looked: 'Don't to them, no one brought them Instinct or a slight degree of wondered Intelligence which warned them
dangerous meant to scrutch then. precedent would be made an not to nibble the white keys? I
didn't like them either, excuse for other frank answers. you?" turn to Professor Pift's Mus But by the next day the fog of Agrestia; Ita Dietary Pecullari-
This time, Blackle made words was os thick and ties." and I find these words:
un- little pound.
Hanid understood wholesome as ever. The position *The average feld-mouse js
of.a Minister who is born in daylight, and fears the simple
asked a dark. That is why it likes bright one.
question is a dificult food, and will reject even cheese appearance of saying what he He has to Rive the it is painted black."
such manner that can afterwards accuse him of meaning what he saya. An added complication is that he himself rarely know what he means,
That means. In seems to prove, if proof were nobody needed.
Another approach DEAR Madam,
Ar promoter of. Wugwell' Circus, I have been given your
TLCT
I understand that you
at one time played a prominent
part in the success of this
Oh, I say, look here!
DOPING the wrong horse."
Eye character iet
4
circur I will come straight to racing story "can have serious
the point.
consequer, ces." I should imagine
more
the
We need a woman so. But deping the jockey by to throw fish to the performing mistake for scal Jackic. It is not a mana
horse, 0 happened once at Aintree, is job, and audiences like to see even
ricky. a gally-dressed member of the occasion the
On Chal Jockey arrived at opposite sex. If this sort of act, the alarting-gate sitting back to was out of your line there is front on a cow. Two other ample time to rehearse. If you Jockors laughed so much that will consider the project, I shall they fall of their mounte, and be pleased to see you in my the race was a flanco.
uny more. And because they "But worst of all," continued in-und wouldn't bother taking didn't like the houses they lived Tanid, "they'd Boy the same care of those houses-the houses thing about people and dog and just fell into ruin and because cats and birds. They'd see a
they didn't like any of the boys and the girls or the dogs or the cats or the flowers or the birds, all those children ́and animals and flowers. Just didn't come around any more. And those poor Don't-Like-It Folks just venistic away.
Rupert and the Thinking Cap-2
Almost at once Gregory Guinea pig, still silent, tums and moves away from the group. "Why is he so quiet 2" saka Rupert, "Im't he feeling well?"! "It isn't that "Lugha Podgy. "The poor fellow's worried because, try a he will, he can't think of
ALL RIGHTS
anything he really wants from Santa Claus. And, still chuck ling, he and Alay move eft, leaving Rupert more thoughtful than ever. "Hm, yes, and I'm nearly in the same Bx.**he muttack, “but, I want a lot and can't decide what I want most 1' MERESTED
ท
"No one really knows what happened to them, Blackle, but I'm afraid no one cares too much."
Blackde was allent. She didn't!!
even stir.
"Yes," sald Hanid, "and ont Inst thing. This something I hope you'll remember, Bloede Folks who are busy not liking anything often wake up to find nothing liking them."
And with that Hania let Blackle slip off her lap and walk Into the kitchen and sirnight for the saucer of milk that Mother had left out for her,
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