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"Now, you just hop right back into bed and let's not have any nonsense about going to work!"

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by Beachcomber

JON-SPEED records are more which will be copied, but IN

civilised and more amusing returned; also, for any re- than speed records,

MIDIRENCES of the cuplula by

I am, Sir,

under-

Batoro me is an item of news use who know him, and any about a man who walked 173 details of his present malles on his hunds, at the rate tukanga. of 11⁄2 miles a day. He SkW more of the country than uny motorist, even if what he saw was sten from an odd angle, Were 1 an impresario I would

Yours obedient Servant, ele. Joe ("Demon"> Spodgecliffe. Aida to`gardening

ever anything fulfilled it long-felt want it is the new rectangular sieve attached to a wheelbarrow. The earth is thrown at it, and stones failing

back bim guinst Evans the Hearse, plus his pes, in a race from Penzance "to Caithness. That would keep thun both pleasantly occupied Jor som, tu negotiate the tell-tale holes time. What I fear is that some-

bounce off and fall outside the

00 polygonal steve with no holes

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une will now try to go faster barrow. The next thing is to st still on his hands, or even ozu band. Was there not man named Reif who, last year, hopped on his bead, without using his hands, from Dolgelly

so that the warth will fall out- Kizly The barrow, while the stones, denied passage, do the sarne. Then comes the last

to Morecambe Bay? No, uere job of the day. Both earth and was not. End of message.

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separately, must be made there is no room for sucli enormous buliding in this gardens. I have been at it since 1945" "Anil when do you hope lu Anish it?" "Ah," sold Mr Itent- will, it will take about 30 years, and my grandchildren will have to complete the work." As he spake, this busy man, using his chisel deftly, chipped a bit off a 2-1001

or section

chimney. Here, one said to oneself, is a man who knows what he doing.

Oh, I say, look here!

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 25

BORN day, you are

yet extremely capa bir and strong-willed alkal something you want done. You sie an individualist and think independently of others, planning your own future without seeking" help or advice,

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Yo! you be depended upon to viter excellent advice. You are not vile to condone those who differ with you. To get along with you, must people find it politie tu sgged with you

Fortunately, you

and ani direction.

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Tight

Your Intuitions are exceptionally keen and there are times when you appear almost psychle in bella üble to see what is to be and the net accordingly. You are the tree who can sleep on a problem all be to wake up with ROHI lution. While your plissical ly is resting, your mind is working out things. Whenever you give thi appearance of procrastinating, you are inerely using this relaying tactic to set a chance tu utilise shene ship intuftve powers. The

die.

By STELLA

moje you the this gift, the stronger ** becomes.

You are 4 sensitive, rather quiet person at Brst meeting, but you have deep

und loyal offretone. Among your close saluted sittel fanuly, you are even demonstrative in showing

ferlingo, your

You make many friends who are able To help you throughout life.

Since you have a gift for expres it your lenn, you will lind that carcer which in writing o areaking in pubie will give you the beat success" potential. You to wel in pilition, also,

Among those born on this date wejet Andrew Carnegie, Anazeler and philanthropist: Ben indsey, noted Judge: Margaret Livingston, netreval Lewis M. Rutherford, ustronomer; Ethelbert Nevin, com poder, and Heary Sargent ant Chucks Turner, artis,

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To and what the stars have in store for you tomorrow. select your Hirthday star and read the cur respond paragraph. Let Your birthday iar be your daily guide.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21-Dec. 2- You may achieve Just obrat, what

for

A good day to combine rxial m businear

Make tost by delays. any time

ČAPRIÇURN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)— Butas interesin must take trat place your efforts. Take n slculated tak to advance your profitta

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) Peronal affairs take a frunt neat!

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by LEONARD BARDEN

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A problem by J. G. M. Graca B.C.F. 1050). White mates in

two.

Loaden Angrezi Beretco

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you wish Je you out after t itaw,

PISCES

[Felt, 20-Mar. ZOJ Promate rome michanical

ay lave ventet and you You may wl find that it is approved.

ANIE'S Mac. EI-Apr. 20) Soine caution should be exercles! if you are traveling. Otherwise, all betlon le favoured in a forward direction.

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TAURES (Apt. 21-May- Stake the most of important con- incts and let friends east you in renching VI at your major objectives.

GEMINI May. 22-June

20-

If you are progressive and alert to opportunity, you will And that your progres 13 better Linn

average

CANCER (June 22-July 21) Combine busines and melal interests to advantage, but avoid Eetting into any controversy Arz avoid "Anking any Tipka.

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LEO (July 24-AUE. 233- Your partnership, domestic busines can be the mean of nchieving a Important objective. Gel resulta

VIRGO

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24-Sept. (Aug. If you were careful to avold plifi yesterday, thso today bo one wide sweep of

should

success, Purge ahead.

THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1967.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

'Gift' Conceals Deeper Purpose

By OSWALD JACOBY

ENEROUS George jooked

Impally at dummy. He

miled benevolently and 50- maiked, "Six in such co contrael, A tot of people might try for seven but every day is Christmas with me and 1 am

to give you this first

trick"

Sulting the action to word George' played the deuce of hearts from dummy.

the

As always, George had been just about ar generous na old Scrooge. If he had tried to win that first trick East would have ruffed and George would bring have had no way home his contract,

Y

to

Georges trumped the second heart lead und proceeded

A low pull trumps, discarding clubs and diamond from dum-

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Opening lead--♥ J

my. The king and ace of dia- monds were cashed next and George was in dummy which then heid four hearts and low club.

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West had to retain four hearts also and therefore Was forced to blank his king of clubs, Now Geore simply eished dummy's three high hearts, On the thire heart lend East had to blonic his queen of clubs to hold on to the queen of diamonds.

Now George threw away his ten of diamonds and made the last two tricks with the are and nine clubs.

It is interesting to note that West could

the have beaten

at squeeze with a club shift trick two. It is also worthy of note that West should have shifted but his choice would surely have been a diamond him which would have done no good.

However, if East hadn't been George's Julled to strep by honeyed

words he might have and trumped that first heart lee a club himself,

V-CARD Seriden

Q2--The bidding has been:

West North

WOMANSENSE

YOU MIGHT MISS IT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW

WHAT TO DO WITH MINK

It is no longer smart a + coal, t chic AL scarf. It gives

COLY luck to a three-quarter suit in black and brown diagonal tweed, By Dorville. Picture by David Olina,

BOYS' AND

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Picki Changes His Mind

--He Finds He Doesn't Need A Heavy Coat After All-

By MAX TRELL

We'll

Pleki said: "They want to cut all my hair off."

South

East

PICKI

1 3+

Pass 2 ♥ Ps 4♥

Pass

Puss

Poo. The Brown Poodle, was sitting forlorn- ly under the back steps of the house when Knarf The

might as well tell us making you feel so bad, help you."

what's

IN.T.

Pass 5❤

Pass

You, South, hold:

AS AK765 4AK974 4K2

What do you do?

A-Bld six hearts. Even though your partner has shown two acer you must remember that e only bid two hearts as ħlu first craponse. It Is too much to ex- pect that he can also hold four hearts to the queen and a double- ton diamond.

TODAY'S QUESTION

You hold the same hand and your partner has responded one spal to your opening one-hart birt What do you?

Answer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

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Across

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ti. Mald of Perth. (4)

7. Dres. 14).

W. May describe appinuse, 10)

tu. A limb. (3) 11. Fault (41

12. Troen, (4)

14. Haberdasters' founder, båt

18. Riian port (4)

21. Place of muslo. ($1

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12 liver of Europe.

23. Ladder way (song), 100

Down

1. Purnian's IUSTARD 7 10, 20

3. Back of the nook.

. Pinancial concern, (64

4. Twelve a'clock, (4)

5, efore midnight last night. (9)

d. Drop. (4)**

D. Hinge in the)

Atranto-

13. 12

halpe the Larselliemy

LIKLA 18ept 21.Oct. 23)-- 16. Ean. (5)

BOW 16. Prohibition,

"A new iden, it promoted

sherald find acceptance with the

boss and perhaps win you a fine 17,

(Det. 21-Nov.

mployed.

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double.

Bundaseni Intereste nord your tensive elforts now." Insure sided profits.

Saturday's Jolatign

Shadow Boy With The Tumed-

"Who does?" asked Teddy. "The people I live with," said

About Mine. Teddy The Picki.

Stuffed Bear, and Hinwotha, "Tell them not to," said The Small-Sized Wooden Hiawatha. "It's your hair, lon't Indian, came along.

Seeing Pleki. the three friends greeted him cheerfully. Picki Poo simply grunted.

Cheerful Sounds

It was

so surprising not to hear cheerful sounds from Pleki that Knare turned around and went over to take a closer dog. look at the sad-looking So did Teddy and Hiawatha.

"Oh, don't bother about me," Said Field. I'm all right. I feel fine. Ha! Ha!"

"I'm sure you duit feel fine at all," said Knari,

"Just look at your

1?"

"It's my hide all right," said Picki, "but they don't want me to have it. I mean they want to ent I short.“

"Why?" asked Teddy.

"Because it's long" said Pleki 100.

"Well," said

A

Picki Poo sat forlornly under the back steps.

Look at him

I wish Picki were here now to see him."

Hiawatha said: "That's who it

Kruz, "I don't think it's bad for you to have our Picki Poo. your hair cut short, Picki. It's leap and dance! like guiting a haircut in barber shop."

Just then the children came Before Picki had n along. chance lu get back

under the Teddy, hide, they

* Pleki with his hair off," caught steps and

said Hiawatha, Knarf. Teddy and

him.

faen."

said Tekly to Pleki. "It looks like a face that's shout to burst into tears."

Knort. Teddy and Hiawatha took hold of Picki's collar and gently pulled him out into the sunshine.

"You'll feel better." Hiawatha said. "Everybody feels better in the sunshine."

We'll Help You

They all sut down Pick!.

All right," said "We're friends of yours:

around

Knurf. You

Hiawatha

w Pleki being led away down the street.

Barking Joyfully

"That's who who is?" asked

Sure enough. that's who it this time, the was, for, by beautiful slender-legged brown Dog hud come close enough to be reengulsed by them all,

Feels Wonderful

An hour later, Knar!. Teddy and

Hiawatha were walling down the street when they saw **I Look wonderful!" mid beautiful. Blender-legged, Picki. "I feel like somebody. brown Dog come romping to- with his overcoat off, jumping ward them, He was barking around in the sunshine in joyfully as he wagged his tall. bathing suit"

Just looks at that wonderful Picki was so happy that, for Dog" said Kharf to Teddy and the rest of the afternoon, he Hiawatha.

dashed around chasing birds, Dog" said cats, shadows, sunbeams, and Toxidy, "who ought to play with when he could find

"Now Utore's a

Rupert and Rusty-36

As Rupert leads the way back he trier to make his description of the tunnel and the passage through the cliff clearer to under stand." It all sounds very unlikely," saya. the oid gentleman. ** but what I do understand in that the cottage is more mysterious

than we thought, 1 ought to have examined it closely before this." Striding up, ta it be pushes his head in through the window. "You're right, be murmurs. "Smoke from the chimney but no fire here." Then they both climb inside. i

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Three Soups

From The Continent

Hungarian Kraut Soup

4 or 5 alices of bacon, 141⁄2 tablespoons of flour, 4 cups of sauerkraut juice, 1 cup 4 tablespooNS

| sauerkraut,

Bour cream, 1 vienna B40- sage, salt and pepper.

The

sauerkraut juice may either he bought in ting er pre- pared

by pouring a quart of cold water over 1 lb of sauer- kraut and letting it stand until I absorbs all the taste and flavour from the kraut, Chop the bacon very.

fine, mix with the flour and fry over a low heut so that it does not brown until il is melted and well blended. Sur continuously with a wooden spoon to prevent burn- ing. Gradually kraut juice to this mixture stir- ring to prevent lumps and then cdd the sauerkraut, Cut the sausage into small pieces and add to the soup. Cook for 45 mins and just before serving add the sour creant very slow-

to ly Season to taste.

adid the sauer-

prevent its curdling.

Puree of Turnips (Austria)

1

bunch young turnips, 1 bunch soup greens, 1 tablespoon tablespoons butter,

fnur, 2

sugar.

Peel the turnips and cut these and the soup greener into smali pleces.

Boil until tender. The laste is greatly improved if you add a few bay leaves to the soup. Pass the vegetables through a fine sleve, utilising the water for the soup. Sea- son to taste and add a littlo Sugar, Fry the flour and but- ter until brown and gradually add to the soup.

Lentil Soup (Czechoslovakin.)

1 cup of lentils, 1⁄2 onion, 21⁄2 ounces bulter, 214 ounces flour, vinegar.

Wash and drain the lentils and boil them with the onion lender.

on a low heat until these to chase, he chased his Drain and pass through a fine own wagging tail.

"But why did you let them cut your hair off?" Teddy asked Picki.

"It was my hair, wasn't it?" sald Pick, "I'm glad they cut it off. I don't want it to grow long agala until -it ende being

sleve.

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Keep the water which they have been cooked. Brown the flour in the butter and add

touch of gratoxi onion When nicely browned, add first a little cold and mix until smooth, then add the water in which the lentils were bolled, also the lentils.

water

summer and begim being Mix well together and add.4

winter."

cups of water flavoured with Just then a cat came along | vinegar, 2 beef cubes and salt and Picki shot off ofler her, and pepper to taste. just to see how fast he could

run.

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