This Funny World
CHARLES SILICONS
"Why don't you try a model agency for u silter?"
YOUR BIRTHDAY
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1957.
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Simple Squeeze Nets 13 Tricks
By OSWALD JACOBY
Tester (Ifam) Wiight and WO of my old Navy friends, Ted Lenhy, plcked up a nice summer's top score at this nations when West was kind enough to put in an optimistle double against their well-bid slam in no-trump.
Ted Lenhy in the North scat Was just tou strong for an opening no-tromp and bid one heart. Ham's опс spade
response was normal and Ted chose a jump to three diamonds as his rebid.
The rest of the bidding was fairly normal. Hom Wright checked for nees and kings and
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exceptional contest- inent in marriage. You should wed while young wo" that you and your male grow together a professional Murects tunes Don't post pose marriage until you have become a Year fuse half the fun f aliasing the climb,
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THE
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can't be bothered with Mlle. Greco elono as her non- up," said Jullette, polite dress for the ocension a CLOTHES" follows the "I dressing hate men" and "I love pulling un nylon stockings and black knitted jersey dress worn high-heelod Italian shoes. "I with her long hair and nn minke- babies' cult among the film only do it when I have to out up. stors.
of politeness, or when it is ex- Now every film star pected of me,
"I loathe the iden of looking from America, Italy, or
she added, combing her France-is bored by pretty might, practically elbow-
Now French length hair. "1 prefer clothes.
yery Juliette Greco added her simple clothes a jersey and name to the list.
skirt."
coat
Over It she threw with dis- gust a full-length occlot and angrily, looked around her. "They have forgotten to pack my other cont," she said. It was a very simple-looking cinnamon brown mink.
AMANDA MARSHALL
looks **C two old fashioned gentlemen talking through their hats
WO
charmingly
flaw anicl
here they
has come: Creil Beaton. avho
just aid- Valentine,
"Women are more often moved published another of his light- fashioned gentlemen
their weight scrapbooks and collect- by their hearts than by have just given expression ends. The emotional urge edmarginal moles on
in exists to some (not all, thanks to which
woman's changing pattern of laste their good manners) of their make-up does not help towards fashion, called The Face of the
World. (not all, good judgment." views on some
Ma The fate that I had somehow got hold of thanks to heaven) women, the iden
simple likes to look at in that that the old, The first put forward his classification of the sexes into o graced by a preity arguments in the House of Woman-emotional, Impulsive, up, an elegant hat, or a medish
and talent, I possible all together. Lords, the second in a just intuitive,
intellectual, published illustrated scrap- jogical, organised, had gone by No shock
book.
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ploncer newspaper | when he found that a king was
have in missing.
To Bad whint the staru store for you tomorow, select your bethday "sor and read the cor- Tegendng paragrah, Let your htrihday star be your daily guide.
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 19
SCORPIO (UeL RE-No. 27 Close a personal matter which is of great digideonce to your futtles Pay attention to inluftium,
SAGITTARIEN (No. 23-Dec. 29)- A letter from, a dialance or a ghurt Journey on business cali rettle weighty master of inheritoner
CAPRICORN {Den 21-Jan, CA Promote # technical minject and you will find that it meets with should **TAURAN
acceptance. Thie
spprove.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 23-Yeh, 39)----
unpredictable,
Man rational,
where
Benton which make
the board around the time that Tudor
1st England
noured The Earl
Glaszow. 83 that wonan colled ben dab He is a great photographer, and with a trisly years old
somehow, hand at cold-blooded, thorough but elegant white bed, didin't let ly ruthless power-politics. But female subjects are concert,
about whether he liked?
reckoned without those there Is never a shock of sur- revela. women in general about the proud old traditionn English prise, rarely fresh plaer, but was content to state Gentlemen, the Lords. categorically tlipl
didn't the thought of care for even them in the House of Lords.
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tion.
All
all are here, the old familiar Inces--Garbo,
as
Lady Diana Cooper, the Duchess of Glasgow Kent, Joan Crawford, Audrey Had the Earl of His reasons adopted an oblique and serpent- Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, ex-
like approach, and spoken pertly portrayed und Just Just to make sure that there
as "All you might expect. Even the would be n Trouble with the Women. he said, in that honeyed words such
uften women
nature are by
deep chapter-heodings are whimsieal contract West opened the four reasonable
way
Un- old-world"Venus of clubs. This took care of adopt wwhren they want to thinkers, law-makers, governors, and
rulers and
of masked,"
"Milky Way" that club make
the tub-thumpers sure any problems about the
oven
duty stars). "Princess of Players," queen. Bain won the trick humblest of God's creatures are men, and their bounden
Please Note" of "Astronomers cares excellent Is to undertake the and getting their due, do
theatre and sit beside me OIL (newish
stars) and nessed the jack of hearts, work throughout the country-office
"Ode to particularly comfor-
Nightingale" (Kath- BIL welfare"-but, this "especially 21-Naturally, West did not cover.
except for a few, they are not able bench and stop buying leen Ferrier).
per- I wish he could be allly hats and drinkng cups of suited to politics.
interest In Now
not think that tea in cafes," he might have sunded to take an I do
well had half the women of England women who are not so famous, women
especially re
for the right to be or beautiful, sulied to politics elther-but Bghting
er even particularly reasons frivolous and feather-witted. what were the Earl's
how us old-fashioned ing, and “The second and for his statement? Sweet
photographer are like. faded
old Victorian gentleman
man play ni hyportant part in your with his Jack and led success these days.
GEMINI
CMay 22-June Orbanity in what ponals now. You may be adventuresore and still anticipate Inat HIt:# ]H he in store for you
22-July
A second heart Anesse WDS taken and East showed oul.
CANCER (June
23 This left declarer with only 12 Fest, new kiras, especially these top tricks but he had no trouble pertaining to the activities of producing all 13 by means of a
holddren,
emperties! your ample squeeze against West. fuluer amALE.
LEO (July
24-Aug.
73)- of the demanding
He simply ran all the clubs day 280 Cvodiput yonas anal diamonds, discarding one Settle details heart from dummy. This 24.sept. true.
23) brought West Promate our best welfare and pay Reed 10 bunches. You will at asting if you listen carefully.
LJORA
(Sept 21-Oct.
CINO
Present new educational ideas and have them accepted by the "power. gmt
that be" This is your day to wing-imti Hes to n fest,
PISCES (Feb. 34 315r. 21-
A visit to meet new friends or some fresh contact, made right at koma, should bring you Inteamed prestige, now.
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You, South, hold:
48 VAQT05 +AK965 A32 Your side has a part score of 60. What do you do?
A-Bid four hearts. Your part-. ner has scorpied your siam in- vitation but his first bid was a mere two hearis. You need more, action from him before you can really expect to make a plato.
TODAY'S QUESTION
Your partner continues by bid- ding five clubs. What do you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
THE WAY.
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by Beachcomber
PROM the spate of contribu- the curavan-site, cruelty to fish, tions to modern philosophy cruelty to a dog, misuse of
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BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Sidewalk Superintendent
There's More To Building A House Thai Teddy Realised--
By MAX TRELL
NARF, the Shadow Boy will
"I don't see," said Teditly, "why people go to all bother to build houses,"
"If
the
people
didn't said Kanrf,
build "people
the Turned-About Nunc, and Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, were walking down the street. Sud- houses," denly they stopped. There, in would have to sleep out in the
big empty lot, some work open air" men, were digging with axes and shovels.
pick-
"What are they digging?" Teddy asked Knarf.
"They're digging 41 hole," said Kharf.
"Why are they digging hole?" asked Teddy.
ת
They're digging a hole," said Kari, "s that they can bulld a house."
Teddy is Puzzled
tie
le
about that?" "What's bad Teddy asked. "The birds live in the open air."
"Birds," said Knorf, have feathers to keep the rain of. If people had feathers, they could live out in the open air, too."
"that's "Oh," sald Teddy. right. I never thought of that, cliher."
They stood watching the men dging the hole deeper.
It isn't Hard
"I don't think building a house
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dieging?" they are Teddy asked Knarf
"What
with. You have to have pipes
in your house." *
Teddy nodded
Electric Wires
"And you forgot about electric
By Joy Matthews
Baze: 5
Get your fallor to copy this model in a heavy ribbed woollen fabric. The original is by Susan Small.
They dry so quickly
frowned. is very hard," Teddy said. "All wires, so you could have lightwo quick dries one for a non-tron, quick-drying wool
Tekly looked at Kharf.
He looked puzzled. "Say that again, please," said to Knart.
"I said," said Kaarl, "they are Figging a hole so that they can
build a house."
Toddy took another look the hole.
"If they're building a house."
at house,"
"
Houses
"What
for the mixture, Best are In Tattersall checks of block and 'ned, on white, brown and beige on cream. Others are to bright
the rich, and one Is put up the at night" you have to do
"I did," said Teddy, looking not so rich. walls, put a roof on top, stick n chimney on top of the roof, very mixed up.
the "And you forgot about
Aerlian blankets that are come out of the muke smoke chimney, and there you have a chimney that would heat up the soff, light, and fluffy are now in timber cheeks, extra long for
of the shops in a ronge house um send smoke out
of nine wearing with stacks. the chimney. And you forgat colours including white, pale "You forgot a few things about flours in your house, and pink, coral, and peach. They There are plain colours too, stairs, and plaster and paint on stay fluffy when washed and dry with long sleeves and collars
In "Forgot?" said Teddy. your walls." It is not too late to rescue as gus-pipe, behaviour calculated he said to Knart, "ey're build- Teddy," said Kurt,
matter of hours. Price in made so that they don't wrinkle Teddy walked sadly beside to cause rlols, deflance of the ing it the wrong way. hairy a bit of Jetsam as ever
inside the lining when washed. Knarf as they continuet down UK. from £8 10s Cd. highway code, obstruction, con- go up. Why are they digging did I forgel?"
Shirts, Just like a man's, in London price: 49s. 6d. each. down to build a house up? Why "You forgot to say how you'd In his "Obsessionistle - tumely, disorderly conduct and
They both llved. dencies," Mr Conrad Spewe intringement of the Aquarium are they digging a hole to put get in and out of that house, the street to the house, where
a house in?"
Terdy. You forgot the doors." "I suppose I don't know much throws down the gauntlet to Act of 1884,
"Oh yes," said Teddy.
about building a house," said Teddy to Knarf. In a low voice. really all forget the doors."
"And you forgot about letting There's much more to it than the light into the house. You digging hole, isn't there?" forget the windows," said Knarf.
"I really said Kharf. "Oh," said Teddy,
Hut he put his arm around did forget about the windows,"
"And you forgot about water Teddy's shoulders. He loved the
to wash fat little Bear just the same. to drink and, water
the Neolts, ILLA audacious statement that "Croce was an N for Nicky existentialist Swedenborg
sation of Helmet's of part-knowing
"Wait a rainute, Teddy," said Knurl, "They're not digging the hole to put the house In. That hole is for the cellar."
Oh," said Teddy. He smiled. Now I understand," he said, "I forgot about the cellar," "Soon," said Knarf,
N American woman who 19 in A
fourteenth planning her reverse," though confuled by Belmont, Zucker, and Finer divorce is reported to have said Saturdup's solutionwahl, is really only a railonali- that she had forgotten the rains assessinent of one of her husbands. Why as a major on earth don't these people keep concept of non-being, using the Aung-cabinet? On suspecting put up the walls." term ay Gulch Laca it Mr that a new husband was one of
wife old ones,
would Spowe takes his stand on Kant's the
and so ayold non-sensuousness of Reason- consult the fles, what Glover hos well called an embarrassing situation. As a when her anti-phenomenalism. But this film-actress said,
her lends us to a discussion of the publicity man corrected Primary Analytic, for which, estimate of seven marriages to Buckily, I have no space.
eight, "Can a dame remember everything
CHESS
by LEONARD BARDEN
(39)
A problem by J. Hartons (B.O., 1956), White maten in 1WD
Losten' Exprezu Bevoted
This should settle it all
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JUSTICE
COCKLE CARROT, who can hardly
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craze, please Pepole who want to turn
England into a country of open his mouth without making, technicians must have been very legal history, will shortly be disappointed by the complete trying a case after his own lack of interest shown in the heart. A man is tireused of satellite after the first few days. having parked
mobile Iere was the dream of every- Aquarium on a caravan-oite; of body who read the comic papers, having used the aquarium as a and the space Setion, come true dog-kennel; and of having dis- Yet boredom set in almost at connected a gas-pipe and used once. Somehow or other interest
for it as" -n chimney.
the In space must be revived, or aquarium - cum - kennel. It there will be no more bookings claimed by Miss Ruth Small- for moon-touni, Six Luxurious combo, a duncer, that all this Days. On the Moon. No business comes under the head- Accommodation Guaranteed. No ing of rulaing the amenities of Return Tickets Issued,
"they'll
Rupert and Rusty-30
Now that thele way of encep near. With an annoyed grunt the to the shore is barred the man man tries to squeeze in after him while Rupert, finding himself tella Rupert and Rusty to march
free, burries forward into the ahead of him. After a moment there is a scuffling noise as Huay, lighted room. If only 1 could and frightened of the stranger's scene where to hide while I try to manner. spice a side cleft in the think what to do i" he mutters passage and darta into the dark desperately.
*ALL RIGHTS RISIKUKO
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