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"WE'RE EMIGRATING"

"ANY OF YOU CHAPS

GOT A BIT OF. FUSE WIRE?*

John Glashin

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BINGLE'S CIRCUS

·MADDOCKS.

THẾ CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1957. 77

IT

REPORTING WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MARRIED TO A FAMOUS FACE

Life's better at home for the

star's husband

is one of the hazards of my job that occasionally I cannot avoid being seen in public with a Famous Face. And it has occurred to me on these occasions to be thnikful I'm not married to it.

Just imagine what life would be like if the face you took in wedlock and now take entirely for granted is the sort that stops the traffic and prevents you ever having a quiet evening out. You may be outstandingly good-looking or divinely dressed, you may be loaded with talent....you may paint in oils or crochet like a dream....but

wherever you go the famous face you married claims all the attention.'

I think I would find this galling after the novelty had worn off. It's bad enough even as a brief encounter.

Of all the upsetting lunches I've eaten, across the table from a famous face, one with Rex Har- rison stays in my mind.

Thin on top

by SUSAN HALLIDAY

...no phance of g quiet evening out

All through the meal, people stared .... at him, of course. They whisper- Led....

about him, obvious- ly. "They're saying how thin I've gone on top," said Harrison, easily. "I should have kept my hat on it takes the edge off their in- terest."

He went to excessive lengths (us people who are unwillingly the centre

the But how is it as a way through attraction often do) to B of life for a wife or a hum. tion. pear at home

and

of

uncon-

cerned. He pushed his band?

MRS DENIS

Marku

What If the wife is less experienced than Jeanne Heal? Would David Barclry let hi wife — the most fanious poster face in the country — aditier here and there unattended?

fear," sald the young, adoring husband of the "drink- more-hulk" blonde-Zoe Now- what tan

SPOLE

ton,'

hoppen,

"I don't want to Interfero when she is hidden Baking autograph books, or being cross- examined with questions from all sides. But I like to be near to lend moral support.

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"Besides," he added honestly, "It has its exciting moitants, having 0 wifé whose face cverybody knows. The first time I saw Zoc on a huge poster high

above the Stand, smiling down at me, I had o devil of a job not to top some body on the shoulder and say, 'Listen here, old chap--that' my wife.""

Not so funny

MLS KENNETH. MORE knows the problem--and thè am genuinely grateful that I am one of the

answer,

crowd," she said. "I don't etre how much I am overlooked or Ignored, so long as I don't havs my husband's problems.

dowa

"Once our car broke and he got out to deal with it.

A

rowd gathered la no time, They made Jokes about Genevieve, and Ken tried to be funny back. But he takes fals motoring seriously, and it lan't

to break down in funny Chiswick High Street and have

It's

conversa- fectly. When I take my famous

face out....he stays home.

"Most of my going-out is people make wisecracks at you.

sort of "The only time I get angry semi-official...the

"No....my main complaint when somebody

where they add I asked chair back, crossed his legs,

out of the invitations

thal ghastly ofterthought is not about my position. crowd rushes up to Denis like

can never go to the do .....oh-and rested his chin on his knee COMPTON.

bring your that we a long-lost friend and expects

quiet holiday spots we tried to and drew pictures on the "I loathed it at first," to be remembered, because they husband.

love when nobody knew table-cloth.

ago in 11 she admitted. "I couldn't, met once 10 years

"Thank heaven-he isn't the Kenneth More. Calcutta club. On one of these sort of husband who responds to It was like eating on a understand why anybody Dccasions I said, loudly: 'And an invitation like that."

"Now we have to keep going stage with the spotlight except. cricket fanatics what makes you think your face

back to Jamaica." full on.

should show special interest is so unforgettable?" in hlm.

'Loathed it'

"I disgraced myself that night but it was very satisfying." Does a husband mind more

parties?

Are

A great help

there advantages in having a famous face in the family? Miss Heal'e husband. Philip Bennett, thinks there are.

"But I'm used to the Only I was caught in situation now. When Denis the spotlight by accident. is surrounded, I wait than a wife about always being Fifty pairs of eyes were quite happily in the deep the figure in the background at not so much looking my field. · way,

looking right "One rule I have if In the case of the architect through me.

somebody comes up to talk married to television's most un

mistakable woman-he does. I don't mind being blot to me, I introduce myself

out once in a while, immediately. It

JEANNE HEAL explained clienta first, in my

"We faced up to this a television wife. own them the embarrassment

long ago, and come to an home and of finding out half-way arrangement, which, works per- business with them."

ted

D.s

A person right.

saves

*

Well, it's clear marriagé to a Jamous face has some com- But do you think pensaliona they are enough? Or do you feel, like me, that the day would come when you would be driven to making an exhibition of yourself....like doing 11 in

"It's a great help to a man when he's struggling to establish himself in a career, he says.

"Wives of my prospective couple of handsprings

want to meet my apangled tights?

I bring them the they bring

Anything to divert o. lttle attention for once-your way.

FLY B.O.A.C.

TO ALL

SIX

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*Anthony Fuller's Column★ ⋆

its theme. If I may

For

"That was a kind of introduc- Uon, I suppose, and we went on talking."

most

THE picture coming to Goddess of the Earth. They but a colt, Illa picture that li to begin this, and they say they onc passed a baby into the

and the aay Roxy

that the

the Abominable combig

King's and can wire the whole of the boat, I passed the child to her.

fourteen Snowmen are guardians of the Princesa will prove what I say, county for less ihan Broadway

the u se s

mountain, and they say that the Such history I have read dest- million dollars, Abominable Snowman as king of the Abominable ing with ancient times tells me Telemeter is the other firm.

Bay Snowmen lives on the summit that before the god sppeared. They are silled with Paramount It strikes me strange, but to there was walking and famenta- and with the Fox West Coast think that they spoke of the tion, and considerable hysterical Theatres. the

ordinary things in the Naturally the big Alm pro- world excitement.

while uf Tibet. the

the, "unsinkabie ducers want to be in on this, liner went down beside them! You get all this in the film, but the trouble is to keep their History is like that. It is more difficult to explain.

Even the procéssion of vestal present customers happy while everyday stuff until sofacone virglas, No doubt, when this they consider the possibilities, #geln funt No kuch research for a future hilatoriam, he will write long and feartedly

the Elvis Presley cult.

people outside Lamaseries Abominable Snowmen are much

50, the Snowman is Intro of Everest. duced in a most unusual way, but if I said any more, it would reveal the plot. Sufficient to say, the man-` ner in which the creature is used is most intelligent. In fact, it is an intelligent pic- ture.

Whatever they are, they are like nothing else on earth.

The riddle they pose to mankind is more than an academic question. The eventual Known variously as TETIS answer to it will do more than ond

METCH-KANGMIS, by satisfy an idle curiosity.

the natives

who inhabit the Tibetan

mountain ranges, the mystery of the Abominable Snowmon remains unsolved to this day.

The Everest

Lhames

cali "Chomolungma".

Mount

UITE frankly, I have come QUE

to the conclusion that Elvis Fresley is hot an entertainer,

NEW FILMS AT GLANCE

SHOWING

COMING

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writes it up tomorrow.

Me Becaloy goes on: "We found we had Friends In commion, We chatted about them until we werb rescued four hours Inter."

THE story I gave the other week about the Titanic hos

Like most schoolmasters, Mo brought anniber one from Beesley soon

found himself a London. But before I go onto stern critic. He gave the Rank it, it is amazing to think that Organization a little advice on

DID you know that Marine the Titanic-sank at a time when the rescue scenes.

What I mean is, the

Watching a supposed - boniful

Carol at one stage of her

the old age and the new were career intended to be a dental

overlapping. in Biarritz and grew up to be modern means of communica surgeon? Miss Carol was born

most of survivor pulling off, he said: "The boats are splendid, but come a conventional teenager, tion, wireless, was just bera the rowing is too good. It must with one exception.

Yet the disaster was told in the there were a lot of ladies at the

be more ragged..........don't forge.

The

point was noted and

Few teenagers study dental oldest form. The sort of surgery. Hor conversation about wandering ministrel

ballad oors." molare

boy-friends

POCKET CARTOON

and bicuspids proved business, The Titanie even sent somewhat disconcerting to her out 8.0.9. signals, but the taken.

sparks in the nearest ship had gone to sleep! But reverting to the teenager Here Is all I can remember ol type, Martine became stage the ballad. If I am

wrong. struck, and the world lost what perhaps someone will · send, me

been a XINGS & PRINCESS: "Gun KING'S & PRINCESS: "Loving might have

proficient the correct version. fight at the O.K. Cortal"— You"-Elvis in his first biz feminine dentist. Burt Lancaster and Kirk modern musical.

How pleasant it might have Douglas in the wildest gun- ROXY & BROADWAY:

Бесл to have had tooth ight over.

Abominable Snowman".- extracted by Martine, Or would quest

ROXY & BROADWAY: "No Down Payment", - Juanza Woodward "and seve young stary lo a suburban drama. HOOVER · & LIBERTY: "The Great Sinner". Gregory Took and Ava Gardner Bend great cant in a vintage dreme of gambilag and Intrigue,

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(QUEEN'S & ALITAMBRA:

"Only the Vallank"-Gregory Fock and Barbers Payton, A story of the U.S. Cavalry making: &.1994 stand against the Aywolser. STAR

A METROPOLE: #Quantos”—Fred: MiscMurray Dorothy Malone. In a wild west, feature:

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of a ɑreáture în The 117 world above the worlä, arbi

Tucker, Peter

Forrest

Cushing.

HOOVER & LIBERTY: “Action

of the Tiror". — The rèsčáč:

"The band was playing as

the ship went down, Near my God, to Then' "Ther came to save. their

1lvez,

Ice-bound

"Over

the

That is all I can call to mind.

Here is the story.

As you know by now, the

from the Security Poline byHE next move in the show Rank Organisation is Alming "Ä an American adventurer business seems to be line Night to Remember," a dim

pic. Van Johnson, Martino Carol, shown direct in your home, and Herbert Loin-

A visitor to the unis of the Bank Organisation's "A This la no fantasy, Two Night to Remember".brought QUEEN'S & ALIAMDRA: "The Gems have made bids to cross

James Dean Biory". The Los Angeles with wires for tale tharp memories of those days.

As a survivor of the disaster, real story of the most talked purpose. This next youve la to he had been invited to watch about 'star, of our time,

kire an élőéthénio šerten. · Thei

the shooting. icon'give his STAR & METROPOLE: "The follows a meter into which you name, Mr. Lawrencé Bécsloy, Midnight Story".. The Hiiy slip the required noth, Joss like and he is how a schoolmaster et the most unusual smöhust the old genietor, and back Home;

the “elseins han brüh," fold; ounch the tabelt Hollywoust He says: "A gentleman didn't Tony Curtle, Marion · Pavanų fenture in solbars and all! falle, to a young lady, without d' and Gilbert Rolad.

Berjonaty, Alla cia be quite a formal, Arteodation,, (in thomo threat to antinka. "Kalatron " 14 days) I sat next to a young lady lone of the Benny who sen ready in the fiNDOWS, MA Brian womne--

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