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This Funny World

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Bob Felirates

"Are we all ready for today's golf lesson?"

YOUR BIRTHDAY

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 13

PORN today, you have on exerp; tional in zonation wreat Your talent for The written must not neket. Shree veu ure Luie to depict the dramatic angle to even the test Incident life, you might And Bint your beat mediun of expression is the stage, soreen us television.

[may proter to be- come an actor or activas and should meet with outstatiding surces.

forest to a gift which you

THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1957.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Fine Bidding: Reaches Slam

By OSWALD JACOBY

TODAY'S hand le a lesson in

fine bidding. Let's start with the opening bid by Otilie Relily, well-known New York teacher

She bid one club. Normally with two good five-cord sutis you should open with the high- er ranking, but clubs and spaces. are the one execption since the club opening makes rebidding caster.

Sully Juhnson of Westport responded with an immediate Jump to two diamonds. With 18 polnis in high cards and a very strong six-card suit Sally did not walt to show her strength mere- ly because she only held vlub.

Ottilie's two-

one

Fed three-

spade rebles showed that she hold five spades and therefore at least five clubs. (With four clubs and Ave spades she would have opened one spade.)

Sally's bid of three no-trump

By STELLA showed heart strength and left

up to Ollie to move it slam was in the ofling. Oullie

having a high teangust. Self-control, in this regard, visy unpcitant.

You love a sincere and tank nature and abhor fraud of any kind, People who "put on make no un presies upon you, and you quickly Jeinct anyar ailing under fal colour Your logi for feretung st motivation bellad superties! notscany. You are a good judge of character and your f irupressions are usually Recurate.

Altiscive to members of the op

will liave several porasta nex.. yoti opportunities to wrd. Select sene shr who 17 sympathetic to your objective fur the best st addicer Tappi

Anong itoe born ea the date were: John Drew and Edwin Bonth, Kievtu<}, peters: Robert abent

Bishop Jan Carton Jr. Author: Eddie Buzzell, actor: George Chad wlek, coupo

Alfred M. Mayer, physielt, and Peter Widener, Anan-

It is oly that your zvu energy for vitrung

plynical your stamina. You nie pot a strong an you believe yoursit to be and should auske mure that you get definite plenty of rest and spend portion of your time in the out-or- doors. Be specially careful catching cold for, with you, it is ap

into something male to develop serious.

Your affections Br strong and your rollenal nature is Euphly de veloped. You tend to be hip- pirited and must guard against let-

t

If you are careful, you may find you have gained the reputation for

SCORPIO

Tu find what the stats have store for you tomonow, select your birthday a nnd read Nve corres porcling paragraph. Let your birth- day start your daily untr

TAINIUS

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 14

Nov. 22)- If you passend your affairs waly vraierday, Hen you can stride ahead and make positive progress fun

BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Ure, 221– Good fortune bf now nuding recoty

in your direction. Take full advant nge of the good asN; HOW.

CAPRICORN lice. 23-Jan. 20)—

If you don't expect to lauch, yea

can be sure of antequal

Don't over-anticipate-that's all

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21+T'«b.

19)

The slats appete to be on your site, but you need to show a co-operative april if you are to benefit from your

PLACES (Feb.

efforts.

29-Mar 20)-- Oet an early stack with you regular morning routine, atut after punctiune you can flood to relax mucially

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. Cymbine business and picanto advantage. A new evitaci ingy belag increased prestige and even "profit

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7. Ceremony.

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moved all right. She had shown Apr. 21-May 21her distribution but hod A pod day for following a well- made plea, but post new ve-hewn her 17 points. Her prob- Bures outil later for tir best results, lem was to And the best

GEMINI (May 22-June 21) and she came up with five no.... You may feel more adventures trump. Ben meal, Frit you will be well

drined if

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H to the traditional sult

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BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Glive Gets A Medal

visit his cousin who lived under a log on the other side of the of woods;

family and the Chipmunks who lived under the tree nearest the fire were all out looking for gooseberries;

-He Was A Hero And Put Out A Forest Fire-

By MAX TRELL CHRISTOPHER Cricket came out from under the shade of a daisy and walked over to where Krarf, The Shadow Boy with the Turned-About Name, and the Woodpecker who lived was lying under ar apple tree in the same tree, was pecking beside his two friends, Teddy, at some other tree quite a way The Stuffed Bear, and Hiawatha, off.

not

The Indian.

Small-Sized Wooden

bid

19

TER

(June

felelnely

22-July => can be handimt

This Ane bil toki Sally choose the spot for the slam and in Sally was careful to bid k icily Plans which have not no-trump,

to

"Good morning," said Chris- Lopher to Knarf, Teddy and Hiawatha.

"HI" answered the friends in chorus.

It was a cinch that

In A Little Box

1.8.0

July

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:natters

bees tested, however, are question Ottilie held the king of hearts 23)for her five-no-trump bid IL

-Ave.

cat a lot of detall work finished to was also a cinch that the part- day god make plans for expansion nership held enough high cards

23 for the slam. 21-Sept GAUR

Slow Rit later. VIRGO

Not only would

a

if you are helpful to others, you may no-trump count more than

1 34 6477 -ati tuntity: your suit (the game was duplicate wwh jul. 17xpand your employment without honoura scoring) "but it

23 had to be safest.

Nothing could be

LIBRA

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Tuffed especially if you are make no-trump and a bad breakt in one suit could not hurt the no- trump siam.

TARGET

How

BROJ

morda of L

four letters or jinore can you make from thin letteta lu the square ou the ribs I making eachi

the

letten in exch of the smal

MOLDATUM tayy

T

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A

be used once only, Each word must contain the large letter p

Wie ventre aquare, and there maint

be of least one ninedietter word In the L No plurals; no fureign words; no proper namen, TODAY'S TAROEX: 10 words. good, to words, very good Li iorun, ezcalient.

Bolution tomorrow,

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(9)

arv

by LEONARD BARDEN

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It was well that she picked no-frump. Spades and clubs would make also, but the da- mont stam was certain defeat beenuse of the bad tramp break.

V+CARD Sense

Q-The bidding has been: South text North

?

You, South, bokl:

Eart

48 VAQ165 AKOGS 432

What do you do?

A-Open the bidding with one heart. With two five-card suits you should bid the higher-rank- In one first except with clubs and spades.

TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner raises your one- heart bid to two. What do you do?

Answer Tomarrow

BY. THE. WAY.

by Beachcomber

on her spear

and

NOTE that inquisitive people impaled it

already asking the handed it back with a bow. But selentists what effect travelling good manners is not everything millions of miles an hour in an opera, us Tristan mid when him to stop kind of interstellar vacuuin flask his Iscult told

yawning while she was singing. will have on, the human body.

The answers do not, so far, "Oh, I say, look here! promiso a great deal of fun.

L

Under The Ground

The only one around was a Worm who quickly drew him- self down under the ground and three decided

there until stay comcone put the fire out.

that

Knart now noticed Christopher was carrying some- Thing in a little box.

"It's a medal, which we're all giving to Glive, The Small."

"A medal?" sak] Teddy, "Let's Geo it?"

Christopher opened the box and showed the medal. It was Acrose the shaped like a star, front of it was the word "hero"

"And that's what Glive - hero," said Christopher. "He put out a forest fire. He's the

braves: Small that ever was!"""

Having

this heard

much, Knart, Teddy, and Hiawatha wanted to hear the rest of the story of how Glive, The Shall (who certainly didn't look lite a hero could have managed to do such wonderful thing us putting out a forest fire.

After Lunch

to

Glancing dawn, Glive saw the twrning twig.

"Fire! Forest fire!' Glive whole world was there anybody

shauled several times more.

"Then he said to himself in Ereat alarim: Keep cual, Glivel Keep calm! Don't get excited! You've got to put this fire out all by yourself. Water will put it out. All you need to do is hurry and get some water!"

"Yes, that was all Glive, The Just hurry But ho Small, had to do. end get some water. wouldn't have been a Shall i

he could

And have hurried. where was he to find water?

***There's water in the pond," said Glive. "But the pond is nt the foot of the hill on the other side of the woods. I wouldn't get there unt the day after iomorrow, and I wouldn't get back here until the end of ine week. By that time the fre would be bigger than ever!

"Suddenly, Glive remembered that it had rained the right before last. The undersides of the fallen leaves would still be we!.

down Then he glanced "We're giving Glive the from the top of the rock and medal right after lunch," said tool o very careful look at the Christopher, "o there's plenty fire. It wie a burning twig. of time for me to tell you the The flame was trying to catch story."

on to some other twigs. It would in a few minutes.

This is the story of Gilve's heroism as Christopher Cricket

Knart, Teddy, told it lo

Hiawatha,

ord

"Now it happened that Glive

Glive's Plan

"Glive had his plan. Ile, ollu was gliding slowly over a rock down the side of the rock. He and wondering what he was seized a leaf, and turned i

It was wet, so he pushed kely to discover on the other over.

Then ske- he ever managed to get it over the burning twig. there when all at once he was he moved quickly-he thought see a thin curl of it was quickly-over it, back and forth, again and again, ilke startled to

lady ironing, a shirt, heard the fire sizzling. Then he heard it sputtering. Finally, he heard it pop and go out.

smoke.

"Now the instant Clive raw the smoke, he thought of fire.

"Fire! he shouted 'Forest fre

a portrait of Passengers will have to lie down UEY wanted flat and told their breath, while Dawn Kedares to hang in

"Unfortunately. no one was their blood zocs coursing about the foyer of a Alm-theatre. They

him-bot to from the head to the feck Any asked her if there was any par- around to hear

mention the Luet that he breathing done on the aly will ticular artist she would like to

shout very loudly, disturb the reflexes to such an sit for. Miss Kedgarce racked couldn't extent that ewooning may ensue. her memory, and suddenly re- Shouting isn't one of the things

that Snails do best: By the time the Bask gets le membered that an artist she wherever it is supposed to be knew was always talking about going only the strongest passen- a painter called Turner. "OK."

The Eers will be fit enough to dia- she said, "get me Turner." embark, and only the stupidest big executives made inquiries will want to.

and were told that Turner was dend. They passed on the In- formation to Dawn Kedgarce, "I never even knew he was 11," said she, pettishly.

Spearwoman in training

HE pattered about with her

spear in an almost house

wifely way" writes a music Secrets of the deep

critle of a performance of "Dio

Walkure." The average singer is feels rather foolish with a spear

DET

obl to thirte DX Atlantic as a barren

this

in her hand. If the singer tries plain. Enormous beaats roved to look war-like, the audience there, living on marine plants, titters. If she scratches, her and perpetually hunted by Neo- hend with the luft, as a homely smurfon Man with those gʊone gesture, they roar with laughter, arrows that can be scon in

On If she jubs the scenery nervously Uttoxeter Museum. the stage manager makes faces plain was discovered the oldest at her from the wings. The only egg in the world (saving the why to get used to currykag a presence of the Egg Board). It speur is to carry it on all oc was laid by a Phorylope, that casions for a few weeks until it huge winged Esurient which against last your off as familiar as an appeared

I can any timbrella... I recall an Decision the Lofoten Islands.

without slarning when a speargirl in the chorus, no more, seeing a diva's ahoe come off, the credulous.

(No. 8293) An original problem by F. White Bennett Australia). mates in two,

Solution No, 52982 - 1 Px Pt. By : 2 Qx8tch, Qxo: 3 becomes xPch. K-Ktz; RXO and toine

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"'Fire's out! Fire's out he shouted.

"And that's why," cald Christopher as he got up and put the medal back in the box, "Glive is a hero."

"Ako, the Beetle who ved Knart, Teddy, and Hiawatha under the rock had gone off to agreed that nowhere in the

Rupert and Rusty-26

The Gigure from the cupboard is, his back to them go, after a long

Sesting large scowling, man. hannacif on a rough stool he pulls a piece paper Eron la pocket andis mullering in a grumpy voice. Rupert does nos sliku abe look of tim› Luckily the man,: DOE knowing that they are there, has

(wat, they try to edgs away, very, very gently on tip-tos. · At kagth they are back in the stony slopinR passage and in his relict Rusty got faster. Carefully, carefully !" „breathes Rupees. 'Don't bury,

He may still haże na 1".

CALL RIGHTS. AZMATED -

braver and smarter (if not quicker) than Olive, The Snail

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