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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1957.
YOUR BIRTHDAY
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23
BORN today, you posses originally will bring you to an ouditenkin
and inventivenem walch
succem fairly early in life. You are not content with following the path already carved out by sombong clac, but will be eager to how it your owa niche in the all ut tame. You have a heinind and know how to use 1. The beautiful and the artistic appeal to you, and it is likely that you will be happiest in the arte and professions rather us in busines
Your magnetic personality draws people to you and you women. especially, will be quite fanatur to members of the oppostle nex. You have a charm that makes you and, nince the citre of wậy,
■ will
you are socially both wrth YOUN
By STELLA
ht Bih lines and Fuard lions nguinst carriemchose us linate which could contr Devident. It appears that you may run into dimculties during your 2nd year, but if you nre forewarned, you are forearmed and can avoid trouble which can irreparables harm to your alise fiture, Loum to take advantage of the gren Bight" periods in your Bite and He low when the lights are red!
You will be upplest if you wed early in fe, for loving your own family grip brings you great con-
Tentnient.
Among those born on this date
Chambers.
Lamb A
WOMANSENSE
Different Way
By ALICE DENHOFF
AMB is an excellent
source of bexly-building
protein, fat needed for energy and minerals such as front and phosphorous, both vital elementa and, of course, the B vitamins. How ever, everyone gets tired of To and what, the stars have in lamb cooked the same old xlore fur you tomorroad the corne-way.
were: Robert Bridges, por Ger- tode eder, noted swinger: Robert
tho
biologist: Francia Tophon Smith auth; George Safutebury, easylst and hilorlail; o entertaining in your home."
W!] htt Kenyon, educator, and You have a line speaking voice and
Edouard Drantey, phyndefni. con ellher lecture in pubite or lead a conversation with verve. You probably would make an itepired teacher or a youth leader.
Delost your
birthday star and. stars seem to indicate that
panding paragraph. Let your birth- Journeying by water A not your
day star be your daily guide best mode of travel. Taka precau-
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24
capabilities.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 223-A now. See that you demonstrate your stret trin, perhaps er in And important becontract, old bring prospects of increased profits,
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-57ec, 22)— One of your bee days this north for profi-taking. You can afford to take a calculated risk.
your
CAPRICORN (Doc. 13-Jan. 25) Combine personal and business art- hillong to a careful plan and ther
lean on Tix schedule.
AQUARIUS in conerete
19)- (Jan. 21-Feb. - hy's 4xperiments
A change, In a contract enn bring end by producing mills will
you added profits. A lucky break brings you a business gain-with as a ten of 12 slid outle
rontance, too!
Mr Rolumby has discovered that a tape recording of a horse bug! breathing into muslin
JACOBY filled with the pebblesiis not as
ON BRIDGE
No. Profit In Slam Set
BY OSWALD JACOBY
THE unlucky expert
bution-
Tholed me e US S thing horrible had imppened to him. This me it was duplicate expert was and the unlucky West. Here is his sad story.
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moneternus is the musical might imagine, Slight variations in the breathing stir the pebbles in different ways. A recording these noires is the Gert 10BOVE- of Me Holemby's new ymphocy. The second move- nient is made up of the rever- herations of a mulberry dropped Im to a sheet of zine from
mindature erine, Mr Holemby calls his Symphony "Water the Hallway." Foulenough comes South
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A ked if the shooting had been "My partner opened out trump.
South overcalled with 500, he said, with a wink, "11 two amends and inpect to ever came to shooting Dis
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four hearts. We were no play-agreements Ing the transfer bid.
ST: a If however, are refering to all "North and Earl passed and you South menbled Runellimit that notisera that goes on on sounded like five clubs. He red, I can only say that any
JING. with contented peated the bit and I doubled, punty – were
The North went five diamonds and what they could pick up. my partner passed, I toyed with Macaroon of Mrcaroon's enol- Bishop, foraged 50% dia-ou the idea of doubling five mends; my opponents were vul- for us, and frightened not only nerable and we were not uttall other dogs, but birds my partner had opened one 6-sportsmen as well. We did occa-
shoot a bird or On the other hand heionally trump.
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Asked if he had had a good journey back from Scotland, the Captain said, the ilme. Praple are very kind if you bas fell them that your wite fainted. Later, your daughter faints. And if any prying fool comes to your compartiment investigate,
the way, you hur saying. My niece has whooping- cough.
A tricky question
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TS it the duty of a Narkover bay, wise father breaks out of prison and hides in
inform the Fore's study, police? Oplation umong the masters is divided. Some say that if the reward offered in Sulliently generous, the bay ay should co-operate with the
Others
say that he police. should let his father get away and before calling the police, then tell them where he has Dr Smart-Alltek Says boy with the community and now my partner was sendy spirit will tell the head master
that khows, so all he with the double,
Pass
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Fors Opening lead-◆ 2
tremendous freak. I went to live hearts, North: bli six diamonds
the
"I opened my singleton trump school will get the reward. With It was well that I did. This so many parents in prison, the Have my partner a chance to lead problem may
a second trump later on so de moment.
clarer had
10 1050 two club
tricks. With any other lead he in passing would have actually made the doubled slam."
"What's wrong with that?" I anke. You were plus 200, weren't you?"
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letter [1 Sevigne's words in dereribing a performance she "Yes," he replied. "Plus 200
}}} re "We shed four or for exactly one match point. One
for the team doubled five diamonds and five tears-enough
let them make. plx. Everyone Provinces."
alse played four hearts.
doubled or five hearts doubled
and wrapped up the contract.
"Look what South did against me. He went to ve clubs by himself when vulnerable, picked up the deck in dummy. broke two suits evenly, everything I could do wound up with nothing."
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A-Pass. You will probably not the hand but you own't hurt Il since your partner is marked with a blank.
"TODAY'S QUESTION **You hold the waing hand. East deals and opens the bidding with one diamond. What do you, Bouth, dot
Answer TomGITOW
(No. 6247)
A problem by H Shaw (B.O. 1958. White mates in 100.
Solution No $280
Darga Wade, Moscow, 1956: fox: RxRch 2 RxR, RxRch
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LED (July 24.08. 23)-A solid ourrent of good luck you now. Be sure you something you devoutly dedre,
VUROO
LAMB SKILLET
Page
YES THE LITTLE RICH GIRL
SHOULD EARN HER LIVING
But don't expect her to make the grade in a competitive world if her only experience is arranging father's flowers
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By AMANDA MARSHALL
or taler
carn alving; sooner he'll get married and then bla wife can support him."
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Bul change all the sexes in nut statement, and you get very prevalent attitude, parents' towards daughters,
New rich
HIS week Mr Justice Roxburgh tapped his cane on the front of the desk and gave all unmarried girls short, sharp reminder that life was not for lounging about in.
"I take the view," he said briskly, "speaking as the father of an unmarried daughter, from first-hand experi. ence, that a father has not got to make permanent pro- vision for his daughter throughout what may be 50 years of spinsterhood. She has fully well got to work."
I must admit tolly wellin to an ofice early in the
its Lordship also remarked, straight from the the fas very much take the sante view, too, and morning to practise Indeed 1 hould be a bil sur cinating profession of turning shoulder: "It is no good saying prised to find that anyone still one dollar Into 10.
now We were once the aristo- Add o exists who doesn't subteribe to
We cracy and
do use:l to nothing but min church onion Mr Justice Roxburgh's forth Saute right sentiments,
bazuors","
Humbly. I would suggest that those are not the circles in which today you find The
So try this new way, a Lamb Diner Skillet. The recipe serves 1-t3.
Melt 2 tbsp. butter. Age-con- chopped, medium-sized fidential matters can be handled with ade sliced celery, ellency and dispatch, Mind over until tender. matter is the answer!
Add 1 b. bed
lants
LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)-Legal atters can he settled in your favour nos, su see to it that you are pro-shoulder, diced. Cook over low heat until browned on all sides. perly represented.
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Add 1 c water. Cover and cook 45 min. or until lamb is tender.
Add
ü little
of the
hot
Desperate hope
Surely the sad days are gone unmarried daughters when arranged the fawers and printed
water colours. and Rently in looked after thele nephews and nieces and hoped desperately mixture to tbsp. all-purpose that same relative would always flour Blend.
give them home, since they
ΠΟ had
meatis of earning money to make one for them- seives.
Add to remaining bot mixture and cook over low heat, stirring constantly, unlit thickened.
Season to taste with salt and pepper. Top lainb mixture with 2 sliced, medium sized Lalt tomatoes, sprinkle with und
Top with 3 pepper. seusoned mashed potatoes, Broli 3 to 4 in. from source of heat min. or until prilators are lightly browned.
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FANCY NAME
Lanub stew usually comes up The same no monte how it is served and what fancy name it given, But here is a lamb stew that really is different,
To serve 4. combine 3 c. shredded cabbage, 1 c. sliced celery and 2 chopped, canned Toss lightly and plinientos. chill.
Heat 3 tbsp. salad or olive Add chopped onion and 111⁄2 e. died, cooked lamb, cooking until onion is tender, stirring occasionally. Add 14
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For Use ale the days of debs bravely slugging away in hat shops and beauty parlours and chalu stores and on the tuffs of magazines and news- Young papers; of aristocratic
an excellent Women running line in the export of stately dukes' home pottery; and of daughters standing in line for Jobs as ass lont stage masters
somebody -elther in
else's show, or in the one that is at half a frequently going on, crava a head, at home.
Waal possible rensen Kan there be for an unmarried girl nat to embark on a carcer-
something to even if only as take her off her mother's hands brave unil some and nerves fellow comes along to under- take the job permanently?
Top much money? I feel this Business- no longer applies. weman Miss Pamela Woolworth must have bee richest unmarried girls in the
one of
the
world, but this did nothing to e. vinegar, 1⁄2 tsp. each sugar, put her off the idea of elecking salt and prepared horvaadish. Heat to boiling point.
Pour
Jumb mixture over cabbage mixture, tossing lightly but thoroughly.
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Three Noble Eagles
-They Collected Dues For Eagle-ish Things-
By MAX TRELL
in their hair and pretend to be eagles.
in
the
TEDDY. the Stuffed Bear, "And anyway," sald gathered his friends Knarf, the Hiawatha, "the cagle is a very Shadow. and Hiawatha, the noble bird. He Bies higher Wenden Indian, around him on than
other bird any the back steps of the hottse. world."
"Now," said Knart, "we have ought to "I've cerided we
to pick out a good place where form a club," he sait,
we can meet." Kaart and Hiawatha nodded,
"What's
with wrong
right "It's a great ilen," said in- watha, I could use a club, Tere?" said Teddy, pointing to the steps on which they were could hit things with it."
sitting.
"
"It's uot
for a good place eagles," said Knarf, "Where do cagles roost, Hi?" he asked.
Teddy interrupted. "I don't mean that kind of a club, he said, "You're thinking of a
wooden, club, aren't you?"
Iwatha grunted.
Kaori explained to Hiawatha
"On the top of high moun- tains," answered Hiawatha.
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Teddy, Hiawatha and Knart were on the back steps.
of
Bul
course, they didn't know that they were Eagles,
On reaching the pile of bricks, the three Eagles at themselves
exactly what Teddy meant when high mountain but the highest down and got ready to talk
he said they ought to form a elnb.
Paying Ducs
"He means we ought to name ourselves something and meet together somewhere and do something, like paying dues,"
"What's that mean?" asked Hiawatha.
when
As
They looked all around for a thing they could zce without about Egle-ish things such
they were going swha- Going too for wit a pile of bricks in a vacant lot across the ming and how much they liked street "We'll pretend that pile lee cream. of bricks is a mountain," sald Knart.
So cross the street went the three Eagles, flapping sele arms and making screaming noises.
Weird Sounds
"That reminds me," said Hip- watha. " think we should all collect
and get some dues chocolate bars,"
The other two Eagles jumped up with joy. Each of them found a penny in his pocket. "Money," said Krart. "Maybe
Then they all went flying down Several of the neighbours the street, napping their arms the club spends it to go on an
Icolted £1 them · curiously, and shouting, just the way outing or to buy chocolate bars,"
wondering why they were mak- eagles clways do on their way "That's a good idea," said ng such, strange movementa rnd to the condy store for chocolate Hiawatha. "Let's pay somie ultering such weirdl rounds. bars. duis right away."
Toldy said: "A club is an assosh-lasbun."
Kharf sold that's what it tvas.
"What's the name of our
club?" asked Hiawatha.
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They Sat Silently
in
Knarf and Teddy Kat silence for several minutes, try- ing to think of a name for their
club.
"We could call ourselves the Dear," said Teddy." "I'm a dear you know,
"But we're not bears," said Kaart...
Floolly it was decided to call themselves The Eagles because, although none of them was ari eagle, they could put a feature
Rupert and Rusty-8
Rupert has hamily' time to back gupa Rupert. "Yes, that's me,** away when there is a rustle in ating the boy. "And are you the tree, and a small figure drops Rupert My, what fun it will through the leaves and, picking be to have someone to play with. himself up; stands there amiling I've had som gud fun aletady broadly at the little pet. It is watching you and grandpa walk- a boy with a shock of dark, reddjaly ing round and toind and searching. bair. "Hello, are you Rusty for me i** ALL RIGHTS RTAINYER.
TO TOWN
millionaire, whose unmarried
flaur Gurfeld Weston, the
daughters would setur to have, no pressing need to cam their nwn living, sees to it that they are all trained to work they do, by absolutely heighest portion of non-employ metual agreement not Victoriament among unmarried women,
but rather cuerelon.
among the rich industrial middle-classes, where
work-and
Workers all
con-
# career out of a girl makces
nt the regular appearances loent tennis club, and wondere
Because of the social Vention, no one argues "there's why lite doesn't seem wholly
no point in training a son to satisfaclory.
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