BY
This Funny World
"Mmaham
In my house I
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1957.
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
WOMANSENSE
Crystal Balb Play DOES COLOUR COUNT? Still Some -LINEN
Succeeds
By OSWALD JACOBY
SOUTH'S jump to three hearts
was quite an overbld but 1 have seen lots worse game con- tracts brought home SJC- cessfully.
West opened the four of spadea and East played the eight. South won with the Jack and led a low heart to dummy's king.
became
At this point East clairvoyant, He played the three of hearts just as if he had no problem in the world.
A second heart was now led from dummy and East played
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THE experimente being made a postman's
THE
--and watched breathlessly self to
hat recommenil
hirn. I never heard
by hatters to find out the con- any sensible perron attribute a nection
between
hat-wearing new-born baby's baldness to
and baldness lack imagination.
The Grampound Experiment
is fresh
It resulted
had."
in the public memory. The telefire
in the startling announcement that if a man is THE
kept in a hat day and night,
Parliamentary Secretary
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No one vulnerable
Sauth
West North
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East
to the Power Ministry (sic).
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for long enough, say, 40 years, in his slashing aftack on open he will begin to go bald. It was fires, was supported by a Health also found that sleephag in Inspector,
who gave a hint of
hat until one Is accustomed 10 wh we may expect. Not the it, affects the nerves, which, in hearth, suld he, but the tele- turn, affect the normal growth vision set is the "focal gather
household. A It han Leen ing point" of of the hair.
act and suggested that that posiman rombined television
Yule would make good guinea-pig!. sicetrie fire (with sham
the answer. but his fiancee, Gertrate, Malt, logs aglow is
healthy telefire will not hear of such thing, found the and his mother said: "Arnold families will gather in health- has done enough for Science, giving silence. Outside, the
and be etear and pure Nor does the idea of sleeping te wil
salubrious, excent for In- dustrial Snoke, diesel fumes and other necessary irritants.
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Prodnose: Why "c"?
- Myself: I am paid by the word.
Nothing to do with me
IT is not every day that t fm buns brings home to his with 700 yards of plak plastic- overed elèctric cable," and tells her to knit him some underwear of this with it. The account
the wile incident says that
For no reason "get a shock."
of the f all this reminds me sailor's wife at whose house 33 cartloads
free-bark were delivered. A postcard from the redlog usken her to make sun- hals out of the bark for fle runners a next year's Derby. the wife. "1 "At Brst," said thought it was a joke!"
YOUR BIRTHDAY
of
...
By STELLA
TUESDAY, OCTOBER ZZ
PORN today, you have a tremen- dour more of energy and alsound- ing vim and vigour. Emotional and Be with dmmatic. You approach such verve and the that you ten to wear yourself out unde, from time to lane, you take "breathers" to relax nervous tenalons, Yatir phylon fargiku is, not an great 21 you believe the and your inand wears out ybor body!:
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You must have lity and activity about you at 511" Emès and will be happlest if you live and work the city where there is always great deal going on around you. You may like the kien of nature and the country, but a few visit during the and summer weather Jual spring and another in the autumn are about all that yeye temperamTVAL stand! The slow, patoral lite finitely not for you!
you
keep a string of admaliers without making your selection of a matt
Watch ou 3er patiner. ay delay things so hung that you Ima tet tett belaid! Although you wu think you have fallen in Jave st first sight, it is wiser to que mariage that long, veond thoughiti will
It is likely that the stage uffer a ghly successful career. In any event, your life a very sure to be a lively and exciting one, for I attruct the unusuni
you seem wherever you go.
Among those born on this date operatle were: Giovanni Martinelli, tenor: Sarah Bernhardt, Cissie Lotiun and Frances Drake,
Samuel Warren Abbott, plonger in Tablic health education; James A. de Cary, statesinan. Leopold Damrosch,
musical conductor, and Frank Me Grath, actor.
Your mullons, mie near the Fur- Lace and likely that you will have more than one romance daring your lifetime. In fact, you of the tair des may be rather more Birta- Blous than is wise. You like to
In
To And what the stars have slote for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corTe- Let your Deragraph, ponding birthday, star be your daily guide.
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23
LIBRA (Sept, 24.Oct. 23) Place yourself on a rigid timetable or you will find that you have more to do than me in which to do!
SCORPID (Oct. 24-Nov. 22 taule essentiat necessitles first. Uso any time left over for offter things.
There seems to be no limit to your current quecer potential. You may Recompil now anything which need doings.
SAGITTARIUS. (Nov. 23-Dec, 21)- Wisker and foresight, combined
with keen, intuitive judgment will help you to make the right decis sion today
ihr
CAPICORN (Dec. 1-Jan, 203- Be alert to any new and exciting opportunity which is offered. remly to jump inte instant action.
21-Feb, 19)- can make all
AQUARIUS
(Ja
Lucky breaks
difference between
the
And
Tature. Be sure you as thoroughly alert.
РІЗСЕВ (Fell 23.Mar. 20).m Confidential natiera perhaps
a
Jeracy
feco an unexpected #UTCO are di in today's panorama. Port- merilo business is excellent, 21-Apr. ARIES (Mar.
29)- Be precise and wide awake in all your dealings. A bisine trip can result in excellent results for you,
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21- If you are inling a ray job, your chances of finding it today are ex- cellent. Health, expects els improve. GEMINI (May 27-Jun 21)- Today begina `a four-day cycle of exceptional good fortune. Be sure Link your wako tudi advantage of 11
"CANCER" (Jun 22-July 21
T50 stern and turned in your favour sod you must do everything to sea
Toris to reach an important am- bition,
VIRGO (Aug. 21-Sept, 23) Schedule your work so that
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From tournament; and win,
No one can blame the nine. South for going wrong right! here. East could have a perfect- ly sound opening bid without the
South ace of hearts so
ten from his own played the hand. West made his Jack and East's three aces were left to set the contract.
If East had played his ace of hearts on the king. South would Fave made hls contract. He would have been unable to get to dummy to free against the Jack and willy-nilly would have hnd to lay down the queen, whereupon the jack would have fallen.
called East's play clairvoyant
because he had 110 way of knowing that South was going t play the trump right back. For all Eust could tell South might have needed that entry to dummy for a club or dia. mond lead and East's duck might have cost him the game instend of saving it for hiri
I do want to give East ene great credit. He did not doable four hearts with his three nees and king. If he had done so I om sure that South would have played East for all three aces and wrapped up his contract,
CARD Senseko
Q-The bidding has been: East Bouth West North 14 Pass
24
Pass 2.
You, South, hold: AKJORT WAQ87 012 4A4
What do you do?
A-Pass. Rt is far too danger-
ous to try a heart bid now.
TODAY'S QUESTION
You have the same hond. The bidding has been:
East
LA 2.
2 3.
Bouth West North Pass
Раз Poss
3 N.T.
Pass ? What do you, South, do?
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By Veronica Papworth
I THINK OF DR. DRIMMER
IN NORMAN
HARTNELL'S
ROSY DINING ROOM
was Eva Gabor's husband number 1-Dr Eric Drimmer who first talked COLOUR THERAPY to me. That was some years ago when I was very much more impressionable and Dr Drimmer was quite devastat ingly good looking..
Time Left
For Fun IT'S PRACTICAL At A Picnic
By ALICE DENHOFF