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This Funny World

"I have no secret of longevity.

I just never died,

that's all"

YOUR BIRTHDAY!

MONDAY, OCTOBER 21

por today, you love the strong, powerful personality which has niis confidence

others trisiten them want to lean on you for direction ond guidance, Actually, you are lear strong-willed than you uutwardly appear and 15 faites cun Fiderable self-control for you a keep at top pitch all of the time. You have a devy insight Jota human nature as well as a rather billog enurlic sense of humour. You have the girl of muniery and probably would succeed on the gage In fact, anveral areas of self-expresjon are open 10, you. Select the which appeala" to you masti

An

You hav* || deep, Inner nature which need to be tired and 12- aptred for you to do your best work With the Atelit distil,

accomplish great thinga. Sometimes a marriage partner will prove to be that person. "Select sometie who in thoroughly aginpalletto with your Ideala and who will cosegrate in

THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1957.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

False Card Is Double-Cross

Hy 08WALI JACOBY

THERE is quite

an ot to

falsecarding and no one is better at it than Larceny Lou. Today's hand shows at his best or worst, depending on whether) yuu sympathise with his victims or approve his successes.

North's jump in three no- Trump

was slightly optimistic. Held hold 10 points but his hard was fat. However, Larceny Lou's partners are in- elines to overbid because they rely on him to nake every trick possible.

Wesl opened the king of brarts. Lou looked over dummy

NORTH 48642

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rost. You are happled in the sur foundings of your own Byrne, glnes your then of Kin ure, phong, and an early inarriage probably will be begi for you. Gicleet someone born under the Home sign for the Erratu bangalne vo

You worden have a great deși of natural charm but are inclined to be, mere tumid and retiring than lị perhaps good for you. To meet and conquer ʼn progressive age, you need Lo how a certain ametiat of g cresivanemo Tourėti. Sound your own paber, for if you undervniške vour own tuleni, the world will the Barwini

Among the bart un this date were: Alphen Fumartine, French mat: Frederick Wilkins, landscape sen: Marenrei Mathing drites and Warner Mifin, reformer.

To find what the mizz E inve in store for you tenorrow, select your bulboy staj and read the corre~ sponding paragraph. Let your

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Des. 23-Jan. 20 Pontnete today partraed prosperity. world appreciably and see that you get all you ean {out of life.

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)-- A tue, high tide of fortune be yours. from Bow unit October 27, so inake the most of everything.

MISCES (Feb. 20-31ar. 20)

| Varinership di buelneas and Busnes [should prive highly profitable

you, lestin o new venture at once.

ARIES

21-Apr- (Star.

fur

20)

The next for weeks should prave to be a highly propitious period for you. Clore `n deál; inake, firogress. TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)

Use the next porton at teûr werks wizely,

1. for you may re, new appor- hunt:lev ogen. Take advantage

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GEMINI DONAS 22-June The next five diya mičke, a penk berlod for you. Succets beckons. Be urin take full advantage of it

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WOMANSENSE

Beautiful Women-

And 240 Red Roses

WHAT fun it is to meet positive characters to listen is 10 mort in the party forsto

joy of shooting them down. Goodness, how I pity the poor public opinion poll taker and his list of flubby "don't kanws."

Give me a man or a woman with VIEWS.

I present you with a trio of "positives" today-start- ing with Mr Paul Stemunn of Finmar. There's a current exhibition of his furniture, glass and rugs at Liberty's.

Mr StemanniİX Teet of "Flowers." 1 noted "an no chalk-striped urbanity has other form of decoration?" very decided views on peaceful Beautiful women," said Mr Hving. "For Kenerations we Stemann. He did not specify have been of

war with our quantify. surrounding." "Brillant endours decoration are no background. There is a peace with them.

told ine. “Would you care to decorate and

over my background?" Is certainly

new approach that all young 1ር night consider. 13:0 would of coùrge be no etchings.

TOO MUCH

"I speak from experience. My wife and I had a penthouse that

all very contempuraty there were ornaments, climbing plants, wallpaper....

THE

THREE TIMES

the "New

invited me to her 6est one-woman show which was opening Vision" His arms waved and his eyes

Gallery, flashed,

She enclosed a catalogue from "For

two people of pro- which I read that Xtra AL. nounced character this was TOO Beaumont-Hill's way of palat- MUCH. So we took a new flat logg was "kmagery, Drought into and made a BIG CHANGE, petion by coagulations of

emerging. within Pale creamy colour, with pale energies carefully before playing to the wood-and everywhere a great viscous tracery of veined protu-

feeling of space.

sions as if they were injections "Space is very expensive, you into celoplasmic space. know. It must be contrived. I read that three times and

"Our chairs stock to decided

the artist that only pyramid. Our dining-table seats could tell me what it meant; Bu 16 but it folds down to just two I went to see her and I haven't places, Everywhere there is been so surprised for a long light, emptiness and no-colour."" tune.

first trick and noted that he had little play for nine tricka.

Hr counted one spade, one keart, two diamonds and four clubs. The only real hope for a ninih trick was the jack of kearts and obviously West sat behind it with the

queen, lea and others. Maybe West could be persuaded to continue the sult.

Now that his plan campaign was completed, Lou played the four from

dummy. East dropped the nine and Lou played the deucef

This play represented false- carding at its best. Lou had pulled a double-cross and had hot false-carded at all. Ninety- nine per cent of bridge players would have dropped the seven spol.

West studled the play. partner's nine could have been a singleton; it also could have been from jack-nine-seven or even ace-nine-seven. Finally West decided that Lou would

never have played the deace It he held the seven, Hence, East's nine spot play had been a come. on, West played a second heart and Lou had his ninth trick.

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"It must cost you a fortune in I'd pictured a Coagulator of flowers," said I thinking of Energles-wiki-eyed, in a flow- great bowis-full ngainst the Ing, paint-stained rube. She was creaminess,

tall, in a terrifically chic black "Ocensionally." Suid Mr Juniper suit, with corn-coloured Stemans. "But there are only hair and a light, quiet voice. iwo ways to use flowers.

bloom, single, perfect profusion. For our dinner-purly roses-massed."

Tho

bix

or a last we had 240 red

A REBEL We drank lea from Bue china and ate this slees of currant

THAT'S HOW MR. STEMANN

DECORATES A ROOM

KOLESTRAIBILYAMAT TESTIMONIALDERAKENDELSERIES PASTATYTERENY

Sen

MY DRESS

THE WEEK

KAS, IDA ROSENTHAL

vik vet and a paler

plctures....all this pulling to pieces. Why try? Visual satis- Xactlun la QUITE ENOUGH.“

IT'S the slickest little fur

Jacket I've

this season-in dark leaf green moleskinor bronze or red, If you prefer it. bread and butter while she told old Uncle Billy used

Funny thing-that's what my

about his favourite picture. Only! "For years we lived in big old house in Warwickshire," his was a nude, draped against She sat there on a little Vic- a marble pillar-and positively tian chair surrounded by huge ne ectoplasm, canvases--"dependent on the dirruption, Interaction and re- of the clements" surgence

ajother quote).

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SO ELEGANT

LISTEN IN

ENGLISH NETWORK

REDIFFUSION

"EVERY TUESDAY & FRIDAY

PINT-SIZED bundle And she looked as if the most

energy-M¤ Ida Rosenthal she could struggle with would joint boss, with her husband, Je hit of petit point of the largest brassiere business bea

mbroidery.

in the U.S.A. flew into Town "What's all this about "eclo- for a week's visit. plusmle space?" I asked her.

I might have quizzed her: "Oh goodness, I wouldn't bout the you-know-what Line, know," she told me. You see,

but she looked so elegant that i

1 don't believe in 'understanding asked her do's and don'ts on

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Three Noble Eagles

-They Collected Dues For Eagle-ish Things

By MAX TRELL

regular path in the bark lead- ing up to the top. A whole army what hap- of ants were marching up and pened to Knart. the Shadow down. The anls were the size

was wonderful

for CARD Serie Boy, and his friends Teddy, the of large dogs. They didn't seem

CANCER (Juke 22-July 23)--

Inducement a here are w meces offreed by the stars for the next few days. Aenieve what you

Q-The bidding has been: wish.

LEO (July 24-Aug.

South West North 23) East Bustors and norint, affair, combine 14 Pass 1.N.T.

Poss In a recess pattern which brinks Pass

2 ❤ thetravel happiness and joy.

21-sepi,

Pass 23)-

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11| elen

Belly With bacter

THE

Canibation Debates

WAY

by Beachcomber

of Olymple girt Smart-Allekts

swimmers learning to use reporter, who chopsticks, while trainte anion on the

hold out seems to

hopes the Doctor sald; nourishment during swimming altempt is

reply ashed lin

Double

?

You, South, hold:

Pass

4K J987 WAQBY $32 404

What do you do?

A-Pass. Your partner mass be very weak and while a three- heart bid is teropting, discretion is preferred,

TODAY'S QUESTION

You have the same hand. The. bidding has been:

Камі South West North 1 JA Pass

124 Pass his subject. The

What do you, South, do? "At Narkover no made to clean old

Anawer TosOITOW contests will be taken in the masters. Their private hablis Chinese manner.

am their own concern."

Very different is the lot of What are we talking the pampered Channel aw kun-

mare,

who are served

waiters dainty meals by launches.

with'

Dil they?

Can he?

Should we? The manipulation of chopsticks in a rough sea does not come easily to English girls. During the infilal surges of their training they are encouraged

to knit spagheili in a pool with artlẞcial waves, the Rafting needle being held like a chop stick, and to job noodles with a flek of the wrist.

Art & life

THE

in

t

HE perennial row

circles about cleaning OKL Mastera reminds the of Dr

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

(No. 6245)

A problem by I. O. Thain (Daily Mail, 1927), White mates -two.

London Express Barvice

Was it?

about ?

324% *%

.103

2014

S public opinion poll wil come as a salutary shock to those who do or do not think 50. The figures prove beyond all argumeni that the upward and downward curve has been accenturated by all this, so that the proportion in ezeh category has changed cgain.

Prodnose: What exactly do

the questions refer to? .

CROSSWORD

6. Sweet in the garden (6)

ACROSS

Mall welier (9),

the

7. A State (11

9. Uniisppy jacident

(1)

10 Pig home 191

10.0.E for instance

(4)

Myself: A cond poll will reveal what It

Whe questionees thought they were being nsited.

I don't care twopence !

experiment

bold THE

having second studio audience: to applaud the studio audience during radio pro- grammes seams to have disturb- ed the listening throng. Some of the complota that the laughter and opplause of the supplementary audience prevent them from hearing the laughter and applause of the omeini audience. Defenders of the experiment say, that the official Dudlenice cannot give of its best without the encouragement of the supplementary audience. The question is what will

12 Mysterious and Kipling. (4)

16. Push back, 143

It alone. (41

te: Portugumo own it. (3)

20. Tell confidences (4,8)

21 Main structure of the church.

Island. (4)

3 Full of ufe. 19

1suwn

Exactly what it maya. 10, 3

2 Opponite to 12 dorom. (41

3. Grey faced. (5)

4. Mountaro (5)

3. Rich totem (anag) (9)

6. Blanting Lower 7" (4)

poin... (4)

13. Be used to

18.

burged

Benlib. (0) 16. Ohaltenham

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fo

17.) Dinge ver,

10. Ountret

on the air be like when a third

| audience is added, to keep the audience up to the

Becond

matic?

Stuffed Bear, and Hiawatha, the to mind when Knorf and Hia- Wooden Indian Boy, the mo watha sat on their backs. ment they went through the Magic Door in the comer of the wall between the bookcase and the curtain.

As soon as they reached the other side of the wall, they be i cates small as your

two friends At length, the reached the first branch. Here the at sitting on the crotch branel and the tree, they saw a squirrel os big as a goat nibbi-

the size of e)

7-18

e watermelon. However the squir finger. And this wasn't surprise, vel seemed pleasant enough t ing because the country on the taerely winked at them with its

side of the wall was he grey eyes. known as the fat of Bizz.

uther

Kanef and Teddy and ti wathu looked around at the countryside,

Very Wido Path

The little path on which they were walking was as wide as a great thoroughfare."

con't see the neat on this branch," said Mawatha,

The enormous sparrow seized Teddy in her beak.

Perly looked up ·

They're going to val iue," abril 2 sal Teddy in

So they continued up the move!" tree, passing i fleck of enter pillars that looked like mat- tressea

The grass was a tall as trees; the trees were as tall as moun- suddenly,

But Knarf nsiel Hiawatha

dressing—bencing in mind that' We Bre a nation of Small Women and she just 4ft.

Ilin. tall.

"Suils," said Mrs Rosenthal. "There's a general idea that short women can't wear them-

that's onsense Whol matters is that everything must be scaled down-collars, pockets, everything.

But

"Another point-skirt kngths,

'Taghionablu

What's

matter,

doesn't I've worn my skirts

10-10.30 a.m.

"NESTLE'S

WOMAN'S

HOUR"

Produced by

JEAN TANCOCK

cleven and a half inches off the "NESTLE'S ground for years. Sure, they [HOUR-" say they're going up. to sixteen inches-ut if mine did I'd be VARIETY practically skirtless."

WOMAN'S PRESENTS A SUBJECTS

OF

THAT WILL INTEREST

Her outfit is my Dress of the EVERY WOMAN; Week-a grey stub silk suit, by

Sophie, a paler grey hat by John Infant care; beauty Fredericks, coroplementing ber

very pale joy hair.

eto

On her lapel & platiam aud pearl star"we gave each other last year to celebrate

our golden wedding,"

Colden wesiding →phew!

She's off to South Afriza business-reburning vlu Paris 1 like to kerp an eye on them."

How, I wandered, without ang

Mrs

and a daddy-long-legs jumped into the nest and pull-direct reference to her age (1 mental arith- who nodded to them from the en Teddy out just before the was still doing

sparrow come flyingmelle), did she manage it? top of legs as long as clothes mother

back. lines.

"Plenty of interests and not Knarf, They "There it is!" cried

hid under the giant too much food," sald pointing to a huge caterpillar, scurried down to Rosenthal.

enormous squirrel ond tains; the mountains were so tall nest in the middle of a branch the that their tops were lost- in near the top of the tree, They made their clouds,

crept up to it. The bees were as big as cows;

vic- as big as the cows were phants; the elephants were so enormous that Knarf and Teddy and lilowatha could only see one Jeg oplece.

It looked like a pile of fire- wood.

way down to the bottom of the tree behind the army of ants.

Household Hint

When they

the reached

Το remove soft drink stains ground, they ran with all their

hardwood Finally they looked over the night down the wide-spreading from

floor, scrape side of the rest. There they path until they reached the the finish off the stained area,

Marle saw a strange right.

Door again and there down to the bose wood, and they were back in the room tient with a bleaching solution. with again as big as they always Then when dry, noth

fine sandpaper and refinish with shellac or varnish.

Teddy Looked Scared

they

were.

Now the threa frlerids had walked for quite a while along the side of the gigantic path in the Land of Bigg wher

the Stuffed Bear, Knarf put his ear to the were suddenly startled by a dark Teddy,

siti hear her," shadow over their heads. They locking quite scared was sitting door, "I can had barely time to look up in a circle with three young he said. when a great sparrow, as big as sparrows each one of them, as

Sure enough they could hear an ostrléb, swooped down on big as a turkey..

the "hoarse cries of the enormous them, uttering loud chirps.

sparrow, still looking for little Teddy, the Stuffed Bear.

Too Late!

Knarf and

Mawathn

behind

n blade of grass

Teddy, the Stuffed Bear

dived

bul

was

too late. The enormous sparrow seized him and

carried him in

her beak up to a branch in a tree over their heads. In o moment, he was gone.

Knart and Hiawatha scram- bled to their feet. "We're got to rescue Teddy," said Knarf to Hiawatha,

Hiawatha grunted: "She took him to her nest. We must climb up this tree."

was

Climbing up the tree somewhat easier than it secrried to be. Although the tree. "was so tall, and Knarf and Hlowatha were 50 small, It turned out that they had tile trouble creeping up along the back.

A Regular Path

It was pitted with deep holes Maturday's. Solution I and cracks. Indeed, there was, a..

"Teddy! It's us!" said Knart, "We've como to vesene you!"

Rupert and Rusty-6

When they are near the cliffs they pause. "Rusty generally plays here," says the old gentle man, “ but 1 can't sen him.” While they wait Rupert spits, a smali cottage. "What a topping place

only had this land a best tine," and I'm not sure whether I ca claim it yet. There's acte mysterious tenant whom I've never met. He must be there now. for there's smoke coming from the

so near the _mea," he exclaima. chimney. They stroll towarida

** la it yours 2. **** "Why, ye, 1, the cliff edge and Rupert peers think " says the man. **I've dawn,the-big-broken, rocks, ̧¡

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