THE
EDNESDAY, : OCTÓ
9, 1967.
This Funny World
BY. THE
+EDUCATIONAL
WAY
by Beachcomber
THE Institute DI Contem prover~~(chorus):
1porary
demonstrated that what
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
AT
Pull Trump Or Co Barefoot
By OSWALD JACOBY
T the intert count there were supposed to be just aver 40,000 Englishmen walking the streets of London with no sales on their shoas merely because they forgot to draw trumps.
The only thing that keeps Bouth from being with them is that he is not an Englishman.
The bidding of the hand lo exemplary and no fault can be found with West's choice of the three of clubs for the opening lead. Fast won with the see and South was careful to drop the ten spot. East shifted to the ave of spades and South went right up with the acc.
At this point all South had
to do to maka Ave odd would be
to pull trumps, lay down
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If proof
Arts,
which has
were needed.
Bro
be
Another false alarm
WEST
EAST
4 X 10
an
painted by
WHILE Gazing at the
man's head, as only a girl
post-
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called pictures today can painted by chimpanzees, will
be interested to hear of enormous portrdit
an elephant.
in love can gaze at such an
The temperarpental monster object, Gertrude Malt uttered a
sky. "Arnold!" squirted a tubful of mixed Joyous paints on to a canvas 40ft. by gapped, “do I not see a
$1. Professor Pim, who proved that
if you sat a dog down at a type-writer f
10s
*he light down on your head?! "I doubt responded the unhirmule it,"
optical swain, "It is but en
would produce Wor and illusion." "Blow it," pleaded
"If it Peace" in 17,348 years,
the vigilant wife-to-be. be but fut it will sell away." now shown that à chimpanzee, provided with paint, could
contortionist." "Not being vouchsafed the produce all Rembrandt's port.
postman, T raits in 853,172 years. Which cannot assume a posture which would enable me to blow on the top of my own head." The mother
CROSSWORD
Across
1. No place to swing
Cornwall ? (0
g. Manbod for today'a runnem. (4)
3. F high. (4)
#She was ast-war casually.
10. Kooox on the fah, (8)
An old-fashioned expletivs. 14)
12. Barnaid of the gods. (4)
15. Let H stay the mợ 3 266, (4
Do this
wrongdoer. (4)
10. Dose the 1.3.0, Sion back 7 (3)
20. Kangaroo and
Anectedly pics,
22. Purbook, portapa (4)
Down
1. Whatever Yos bore
boring time I (6-3)
4. A major space sller, 1)
Come in 1′′ (b)
1. Mr. Chapin, (4)
Arina sons (snag.). (2)
Another Corals resort.
bes
more than a sprout | (4)
d. He la about to help (4)
B, Street of
15. It's light
and wilki.
A
18. 14 often
alky - but
often
(3)
17. Lake
series,
19. Tuls
DESTY.
may
be a bit of a
bind (3)
THA
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was summoned. "Amold," she said, in a voles trembling with emotion, "the question is, are you no longer as bald as a stone? A girl of Gertrude's delicate feelings being, I am glad to say, un- willing to blow on a man's head though cooling
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ROUTH (B)
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6A7
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4K 100
Both vulnerable
South West- North East
IA PASS Pass
Pass Opening lead-♣ 3.
the
WOMANSENSE
MY DRESS
of
THE WEEK
Pass Pass
A party frock of chiffon and laca in pale yellow.
king of clubs, flnesse against West'a Jack (East would have chown out so there would be ra problem), discard a apade en dummy's long club and eventus). ly ruff one of his diamonds with dummy's last trump.
However, South was worried about the possibility of a three- an ne trump break and the possi
overheated broth, 1, your Ma,bility that Enst would hold the
will blow, and thus resolve this
club Jack. He overlooked
the
WHAT BRINGS ON WRINKLES
FASTER THAN BIRTHDAYS? A
By Ida Jean Kain
TUME heals our scare, but callouses loaves its mark on the. our wrinkles are more fare. A visit to the chiropodist can be a positive beauty treat- stubborn. Takding this sngo ment
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proverb at face value, an Vanity makes wrinkler--18- ounce of prevention is worth wo refuse to wear glossen. Bye. pounds of beauty creams, strain grooves wrinkles
are This is not to belittle the deep, and these wrinkles
and fact Indeed shahborn, value of
for many creame,
of us have karned. lubricating the skin dis- During the Bummer months,
courages new wrinkles.
But alace
analyso
giant-sized aun glasses are necessary protection against
an old wrinkle sitt glare.
BUS STOP
Aching fast etch
lives in fagot
Thanic the gerlus 01 denllatry, It is recommended, that the facial muscles dentures be left in overnight-so
one tone
never seem to fade away, let's Perhaps the most insidious what bringa on wrinkles in middle age are wrinkles faster than birthdays. those traceable to missing tooth and even to jowl Worrying about them! Worry When teeth are lost and not heavens for grooves the mind to what we replaced, the contour of the modern do not want. And this is the face changes. Proper chowing generally Ume-proven way to bring on stimulates those worry lines, When we and keeps them firm. When as to maintain proper asus peer anxiously in the mirror to teeth tre miasing from Eco it time le etching lines-talde of the jaw, the chowing is While we does. The Icar of age la done on the other side. This wrinkles an
want to prevent aging. The positive way is to leads to lack of symmetry, & and even after that, still, there long as possible, discard the wrinkles of anxious tendency to deepening of ero lovely lines the smile natural folds, and loss of
erinkles and the women have often muscle
character tone. Lost teeth, not lines. Without thom faces. been accused of wearing too replaced, can lead to drooping could be blankly uninteresting. expression. There of the corners of the mouth and appear unlived th truth in this Our natural vivacity makes for an aliveness of expression, But we must admit that this high pressure age, is tension making. and the stepped-up pace is also reflected in faces. We even, hurry with our faces!
concern
We
much
For n basle cause of wrinkles, how about foot troubles? The mizery from corns; bunions and
ROYAL BLUE
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE DELFTWARE
cellar," said Kaart. "But where can be be
Knort suddenly interrupted himself. He pointed excitedly ---Teddy's Nap Is Rudely Interrupted-
in the direction of the clothes- Hiawatha stretched themselves lino, By MAX TRELL
Hiawatha looked. The two under the out on the mos:
frienda
believe could hardly THE three triends were sitting tree.
of the But Teddy said that he knew their eyes. For there, hanging house in a patch of golden of a wonderfully soft, quiet, on the line with clothespins In
his cars was Teddy! that wasn't napping place summer sunshine. It
bed at all warm, drowsy afternoon.
"What is it, then?" asked First, Knart the Shadow Boy, Knart, already half asleep. yawned,
Nice Day For A Snooze
recurrent problem." So saying near certainty that East would on the back steps
the worthy matron, n-tiptoe, blew fercely. Alust Once more, morsel of flutt w aged its way into the unknown.
1
In pussing
LONG article in a paper, after giving the name of a
I since where “the very rich can
Sull holiday
absolute in privacy," describes the activi iles of the people there and gives their reminded of Chesterton's Temark "Other people make the Jokes. I see them."
names.
Dance of the fairies
I
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I should be a consolations to
all Londoners that
meters
of tasteful design will soon be registering the amount of Alth In the air which they breathe.
consoling are itte Equally
which. register amount of noise which
meters
the
the
they
hear. Decibel is such a pretty
word
suggesting &
fairy dancing on
The n dewdrop. unl of atmospheric dirt should be her sister fairy, Mirabel. In the presence of such names, statistics bow their heads in shame, and if ears are spilt and lungs choked up, it is only Decibel and Mirabel at play.
YOUR BIRTHDAY
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9
By STELLA
have played that card at tricit one if he held it. South a150
verlooked the possibility singleton club.
of a
South led a small diomond. West won and gave his partner club rur. East played a zpade to West's king and another elub lead and ruff put South down
two.
All because he forget to pull
trumps!
♥ CHRD Seriseme
Q-The bidding has been: - Earl South West North
Pass Double
34 Pass
You, South, hold!
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What do you do?
A-Pais. Your partner has shown strength but you have a minimum double without too much help for clubs.
TODAY'S QUESTION You have the same hand. Your partner has responded, threa hearts to your double and East passes. What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
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life as you live it Your fortune seems to run in alternating cycles of good and not an good! Learn to know when you are running with. the tide. Af then. When things are polting rugged, sit back and walt for a st.
words: change. You probably will find it wise not to initiate new and whitake ideas on Tucedays woecial coro in your personal affairs during the entiré month of May each your.
BORN today, you have a good, all
around mind. It is combined with a pleasant personality which fa likely to get you just about where Teo cautious in you want to, k some things and too daringly u conventional in others—you? Die waye huling yourself in the middle of a minor furmoll. But you have the happy faculty of being able to land on your feet,
-You are basically honest and have sense of human. Yan a raBleking know that if you laugh, the world is apt to laugh with you and you ulise your wil as a nighty weapon in the struggle for success. You are and believe Just and fair-minded
that each individual in entitled to h personal rights. At them, there are restrictions placed upon yost ant you And it dimëult to agree. How ever, as a rule, you are able to be concile disserting opinions so that you are able to benefit from your dectalona.
You have a flair for the dramatic. and even though you do not utilise this talent in the theatre, you will be inclined to dramatise your own THURSDAY,
LIBRA (Supt.
24-Oct
Be alert to stew opportunition. This is your hi manth and you should natieve fist about what you destro
(Oct. 24-Noy.
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You are inclined toward the do mestle and will be happlest if wed at an early age and have your own family growing up around you.
Kmong these born on this date were: Saavedra Cervantes, author: Edward Bok, noted editor: Itarrist Hosmer, poulptor; Vivian Chilens, singer: Loward woldier and "stuterman; Perion, evangelist, and James H. Lockwood, explorer,
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To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corres ponding paragraphs. Let your birth day star be your daily guide,
OCTOBER 10
20
ABIES
21-Apr. you are building a new home. this is the day when you begin to realise it will soon be Anished!
TAUNUS (Apr. B-hy 113- Tidy up your life! A good day for all personal affairs and gosing that
routine Ex your
following schedule.
DEXINI (kday 32-J124 11)- You can draw a long baw and be A day for slowing down, w'ittle und adventuresome in making demande making futuro plana. Bo positive from life today. You gel what you that you know where you are want!
If you are practical and co-operative, 1. koly that you now wit make rapid advarices.
BAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. 21)——
headed
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pccupational oppor then toding stands bs your way act to now.
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tomorrow.
YESTERDAY'R
SOLUTION AGGRA-
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Tizen Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, yawned,
Finally Hlawaths, the Wooden Indian, opened his mouth and yawned.
"Just the day for a sald Knari.
nap,"
In The Cellar
"It's a basket in the cellar," said Teddy. "It's Alled
with
a
old stockings, shirts and sheets, It has a cover on it. It's dark
There's lots of and quiet. sleepy room for all of us. You'd agreement. Teddy, the Stuffed better come with me and take
Hiawatha
nodded in
Bear, said: "That's just what was thinking of, Khart,"
A Place To Map
Then they all looked around
your nap in it rather under this old tree."
But
were too
move,
Knarf and
than
Hiawatha
sleepy and lazy
A moment
Inter,
to
Teddy,
for a good, soft, quiet, cool shaking his head in plty as he
place in which to take a nap, looked at his two friends lying
himsel
the
a place where they wouldn't (as he thought) uncomfortably
under the tree, 100le be disturbed.
Kaart said: "There's a 'nlee off to the cellar where
Then he patch of mossy coolness under basket was standing.
crept under the cover of the the apple tree. Let's go there.
Hiawatha said that was all basket, made himself snug on right with him. But after a pile of crumpled clothes and Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, promptly fell asleep.
Now the basket in to rambled
tree over to the have a look at the napping Teddy was lying was a laundry place, he decided that it wasn't basket.
to his liking.
"I want a Teddy
soft place," sald
"The only soft place I know," suld Hiawatha, is a bed. Bears don't sleep in beds."
"You'd better come right down here, warned Kaart, DS
which
Sang A She Worked
It was not five minutes later that Katy-Bell came downstairs rolling up her sleeves and sing- and le ing as she got ready to do the Teddy," week's wash. She filled up the ho and washtub with hot, soapy water i
and without looking inside the basket to see who might be sleeping there, she dumped the entire contents into the steam- ing tub.
next
"Help!" shouted Teddy, sud- denly awaking to And himself surrounded by soap suds, In the edirse of the half hour, Teddy was rubbed, scrubbed, soaked, bleached, wrung out, blued and starched. I don't know how much later "it was that afternoon when Knarf and Hiawathu opened their eyes and sat up, feeling much refreshed after their wonderful nap.
"I wonder where Teddy 19," sald Hawaihun,
"I bet he had an even better: Teddy was hanging by his ears nop than we had, sleeping in
from the clothesline,
in of his
that basket
Rupert and the Fiddle-42
On his way downkit! Supert (a quser nolie, and I found what
•apies the stoat, and while he is in way. Listen." He tells the full Basing to explain why the story and Bill looks very excited. mysterious noises have stopped he But Algy' only grina. "Sh Wa is overtaken by Bill and Algy.nod Simple Simon and a fiddle and Old Iteggie, who have been following King Cole now, in it ? " he laughs. Oo, I'm glad to see you chapa. 1*1'inia in 100 much) Oh, Rupeet he cries? Twas right. There what's yarn |
KELAIONTH WIFENVID
the
They got him down. And put him to sleep on the mosa under the apple tree. Teddy "never went near the laundry
basket #gain!
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