-
Page
BY
This Funny World
"Quit telling him he's shot!"
THE WAY
by Beachcomber
AN electroule bruin, which that there is a direct relation-
"answers to the letters of ship
30
opera-
lack of Susle Uhe alphabet by anoftering e pranve Exa the stimuli of noises." has jed sientists
nahustrialistle to cerial look forward to on hutomaton tiens, and a neuro-psychopathle "which will read and speak as condition symptomatic of I well as a human being."
chronic state
apathy. A prcoml occupational phenomenon is a subliminal nversion in the presence of what may be termed Work, widel develops into a eomplex which finds its maxi- nun expression in total
il
Judging by the present-day products of compabory educa tion, that should not be difficult. But the question arises when we have electronic brains to do everything for US. even our rejection of all categorles of rending and talking, what plans occupationalism, whether indus- hus science for those inert trial or commereinl," human beings who are not em-
ployed in muufacturing VC
tending the automata?
Carried unanimously
CROSSWORD
2
ย
12
15
(ar
14
Not
114
2
THWARTED by the.. insyn. crasies of the clocks ΠΕ Mucarcen Lodge, the three nen returned to their wards, "We might try a sundial," said Kilcockrobhin. “Especially night work," sheere:i the Mucaroon, with
curled lip. "Anyhow," said Foulenough. "we shall know when it is mid- day. The sun will be bar overheal." "In this weather,"
said the Macaroon, it would be quicker to write tu sonicone asking the time." "Reply-pric telegram," said Kilcockrabbin Foulenough's eyes brightened. Te banged his fist on the table so hard that fL spindrift of drink blew into Kilcockrobbin's face. "I've got it Why don't 40 ring up the Exchange?" "There is that, of course," shld
Kilcockrabbim. "One umunt,"
re
the
is
said the Macaroon, "why we so anxious to kn time? What difference wil make to us?" Answer came there none, und, with various elocks striking whatever camo Into their heads, the glome côn- tinued.
In other words
PSYCHOLOGISTS belleer that
between a third and a quar ter of the sickness amon i!- dustrial workers is iluse To neurosis. Further intensive re- search will lead to the discovery. of something which wwwrylndly but the prychologists and sociologists Inve LIUNE for
yours: that many people dislike their work because it is dull and monotonous and that many others dislike work of any sort. This discovery will be trans- lated Into the appropriate jargon. "
bas
been
22
Argosy
1. The whiri of kuunds » 12 RACE-
linė affair (D)
d. to her-it's a state. (3)
buy from. Ireinon, (6)
12. The old explorers smiled in beṛ.
13. Brown for Swotting. (5)
14 Cold on 7 (3-5)
10, I used to be called the German“
45.33
ᎤᏬᎵᏓᏁᏗ .
21. fittate in Regent's Park. (3)
22. Impound the poet be inlulit
way (4)
23. Hot spot, good for the cooking.
(4)
24. Pences in Scotland, (9)
Down
1. It's not due again for fow
montan. 13-07
2. Portal for the rising sun, (7)
3. They hunt : hosts. (7)
4. Properly booted † 141.
.
5. Devan river t Anita Vynor's
book, 11
J. towing inen.
7. They are textay's selecio 0, is a record.
13. 03
11, Mina Anderson.
subject,
197
17. And here's
a) uy
4
une, 441
16. What thìnza
ate proved
up to. (4)
19. Shilling
here, pleat, (41
21. ja made
by a vefna-
(4)
(5) A
light
tile pair. (3) Saturday's Saluilon
YOUR BIRTHDAY
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1957.
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Breaks Give, Skill Takes
By OSWALD JACOBY
HIL ABRAHAMSOHN, who
P died recently in Hollywod
Flo wes one of our Kreat players. He played today's hand in the finals of the 1033 Vanderbilt cup and showed how an expert takes advantage of every possible break,
Fall's bid of three hearts was slight overbid; at the other table South was confent, to
play for a part score.
The
king of spades WIND allowed to hold the first trick (East playing
the #ix)
wodk
West shifted to a heart,
Enst
WOH with the
king
and
returned the suit.
Phil won in dummy, pinyed the ace of diamonds and ruffed diamond in his own astral)
K53 ⚫KJ92
NORTH (D)
8
475
A28
◆ A 10 054 4AQ4
WEST
EAST
KQJ 182 102
404
◆ Q83
K 104
43953
SOUTH
MA983
❤QJOBA
+7 +972
Both vulnerable
North East Pass
South IV
West Pass
2❤ 4 ♥
Pass ཉ་་ Poss Pasr PASS L'ASS Opening lead—♣ K
•
hand. He continued by leading the nee of spades and ruffing
another spade with dummy's Just trump.
A third diamond lead was ruffed with the Jne of hearts, and the queen of hearts lead pailed East's last trump. The four of etubs was from dummy,
discorded
Next came a surcessful club finesse and a lead of a fourth diamond, Fast was in with the king of diamonds and had in lead a club to dummy's ace where-upon dummy's fifth diamond made the Inst trick.
It will be noted that a Phil needed to make his contract was a three-two trump break, four-three diamond break, and long
#1
n successful club'nnesse the
of presence
the
spades in the hand that didn't
hold the long 'diamonds.
WOMANSENSE
THE BLAZER
becomes PYJAMAS
THE PYJAMA GAME has hit the American college girl. She gives midnight feasts to her girl friends, wears her prettiest pyjamas. The ones in the picture are the newest and most popular, based on the college, blazer. They come in a blazing red Aannel piped and embroidered with white. They are going to make the old baby doll look even more twee than it is already.