JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Bridge Axiom: Keep Awake
By OSWALD JACOBY
TODAY'S hand
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of play. couple of points The Art is the "duck."
South ducked the opening iend of the queen of hearts. If the But were going to break five- three or six-two he might well shut out the long cards by that play,
He won the second heart lend and went after the clubs. Here It was up to West to duck n couple of times and he did before witming the third lead.
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A third heart lead knocked out declarer's remaining top
card in that suli.
He wanted to get to dummy for those Epood clubs and led the
WEST
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4A72
South
NORTH
AK13
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This Funny World
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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1957.
CROSSWORD
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ta. Homo
suitable for A p. 525
It's the end of hope. - (8)
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in out thi at steal clOVETY With
the funny man, tai
I Home without the thousand, 131
20. Mere Br P. (anag). (0)
21 Seen around with grin. (8)
24 Mutter Brown's jointA,
23 Cilques for tenni? (4)
Down
151
Tully puts up the pas uncket. (
it would be nice
3 Ape Bonet
"Now just remember one thing ..
10 be asked back again."
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A HATTER
GAST AAB4
SOUTH (D}
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ФАКТ
AQJ
AKQ!
Both vulnerable
Pass
West North East 21.T. Pass 3 N.T. Puss Pass
Opening lead-♥ Q
queen of spades, East ducked that card and the jack but had to win the third lead.
If Eart had blindly ted his last heart at this point declarer would have made his contraet. He would have discarded his Jack of diamonds and West would have been forced to lead away from his king up to
oce-queen,
The
THE
WAY.
by Beachcomber
105 laid down shrewdly on the strange growth
that a bowler must not be on his feet.
worn tilted sideways. I should Jolty well hope not!
In passing
It reeks of the whelk Stat: 66 T is possible to have the ("I'll chance ni bob's worth.
right idea, but to carry it
Harry"), Jests with barmaids out in the wrong way," writes political comunen- ("What's your poison this a pompous morning,
I thought of the wazy,
Charlie?" "Your tator.
beer, Fie"), and valgar laughter mistrustful bookle who bit a (Ha-ha-Har, hali07.") Every five-pound note to see if it was decent man wears the bowler genuine.
on the head, slightly forwards carries a neatly-rolled umbrella. and says "cktually at the end of every sentence. The well- made bowler has a small ventila- tor in the crown, through which the smoke from the head escape in torrid weather.
be plain black. hand should Club or schools cours are not suitable to a bowler. When rals- ing it to a lady, be sure you
TARGET
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East was too smart. He took have left 10 half-smoked
the trouble to reconstruel
the elurrettes or other rubbish in-
1
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whole hand. Declarer wab down įsite the bat.
to three diamonds and the st
spade. If those three diamonds Presence of mind included the ice and king, R. was going to make la contract irrespective of what East did. they did not include the see then West would hold the acc And the continet would go down on ony play,
PRESENCE of mind, says an
article, Et The quality mort hooded in a crisis. The Emperor Napoleon [11 had it. A
Li
shot at him in the Bois de Blogie. The phot mixired. again, and
If they were ace-quest-way-The man tried thing it would behoove East toj missed, "Ceme, come," said the lead a diamond in order to keep emperor, "is the never going West out of the end play,
to nish?"
Hence, East led the diamonal.
Declarer Anessed the queen but la baldness a state of
of course West held the king co the hand went down.
Oh, yes If you want to know the second point of play it is that it never hurts to istry? awake and see what is going on.
.
mind?
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▼CARD Serve duced a crep of hate in five Gaye,
-The bidding has been;
Bouth West North: Doubtu Pare ་་
East
+3 A
'Pass Pass
Pass
Double
You, South, hold: 43 VAQIZE 4A3105.4KJ4
What do you do? A-Pass, Your partner is en- titled to use his own judgment.
TODAY'S QUESTION West redoubles and North and East pass. What do you do?
Anwer Tomorrow
Fishermen link that hary cel would be ensier tu. gið.
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The same way with a crumpet, but
(OWL)
four letteri
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from
letter 11 the
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Letter J etet at Thr
SƏRİF KAUBṛes many në nagil ones only. Each word anuar worstain the farge jetter in the gentry square, and there must be at Frust one nine-letter word in the FINE. No pluraIRI 14 foreizti words: no proper
Games TODAY'S TARGET • 30
good: 41 words, very good
wordi, ezzellent tomorrow.
Solution
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5 Mike nddiem (4)
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7 Unbending. 173
B Money. In short
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drive rurally
14. A Batuite. 197
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CHESS
INARIC
By LEONARD BARDEN
(in. 563
Capablanca was at one tine considered practically unbeat able but in this position from a Hastings tournament he was briliantly defeated by Lilien- thal (White to move), How?
Solution No. 9201 1 -7 rcut 2 K-Boch), P--K+7; 2 Q-B3ch, or 1. HI-Q8 2 kt-KI. or 1... Q-80) 2 Kl-Kitch
Luton Istri Seater
WOMANSENSE
Coral coloured velvet makes a sofi frame for a lovely face in "Garde-moi" from Jean Barthet's autumn winter collection,
RICE STRETCHES BUDGET IN A VARIETY OF DISHES
By ALICE DENHOFF
ICE, a staple in our diet, Rcan be as simple or as elegant as the cook decides, It is a boon to budget- watchers And 143) indis pensable with chefs who Forente dishes for luxury
restaurants.
Oysters Baked in Rice is
has nourishing and
fine flavour.
Drain quid from 1 pt oysters. In baking dish, ziternale oysters. rice and cream stuce in layers until all are used.
Sprinkle 1 c. cracker crumbs over lop, then pour 3 tbsp. but- ter, melted, over crumbs.
Bake in prehested 400 F. oven for 30 min. or until' erumba tre brown.
Budget Dessert Chocolate co Loaf delicious budget dessert,
19 д
To serve 8, prepare 1 e, rice as indicated and leave saucepun
over low heat for 14 nin.
To serve 6, put 1 c, un cooked white rice, 2 c. water and tsp. salt in 2 qt, sauce
Remove from heat but leave pan. Bring to vigorous boil.
Turn heat
low as saucepan covered until ready to possible. Cover
saucepan use, at least 10 min. with lid and leave over low heat for 14 min.
ая
Cream Sauco
While rice cooks, melt 2 tbsp. butter over low heat. Blend in 2 the flour. Slowly stir in 1. milk. Cook, stirring constantly, until mixture thickens. Str 1 1 tsp. salt and 1sp. pepper.
Cover the bottom of a well- greased 1 q1. baking dish Individual baking dishes some of the cooked rice.
Or with
THE ART OF LOVE-LETTER-WRITING
75 Feet Long and No Repetitions
By C. H. ALDRED
FORTY-FIVE-YEAR-OLD World War 1 revived, the art his wife had not repeated heracit
алес.
Have (4 oz.) pkg. chocolate pie or pudding mix and follow directions on package. After pie or pudding mix has been blend- ed with Indicated quld and sugar. If called for, add the rlee and cook for the length of time stated In directions to produce a tulek pudding or pie diting.
Pour rice and chocolate mix- ture into a well-greased loat pan (9% x 0% 3 in.). ChiL.
Ubmould 100%, COVET with meringue and serve.
Delicious Meringue
3
To prepare meringue, beat egg whites until foamy. Using c. sugar plus 2 tbsp, add á small amount of the sugar and a pinch of salt. Gradually beat In the rest of the sugar.
are
Beat until egg whites smooth, shiny and hold their shape and sugar dissolves.
Completely cover loof with meringue and, if desired, sprin- kle with chopped maraschino cheries for a pretty effect.
Put in preheated 400′ 7. oven Waite-unti metingute is browned, about
6 min, Serve at once.
to some extent. Womes, In por-
young Colorado giri made is ticular, showed their prowess In
quite sure that her boyfriend 10 this respect. when writing
would not feil asleep while loved ones un Letive service.
Sibella Kind!, an American reading her 30 ft. screed. She
be him toffees to chew girl, wrote a letter a day to her ent
way stationed in tween paragraphs, and a feather tance who England. The average length of to tickle himself into
was Ile her daily epistle
7,000 tuiness if he felt droway.
But who could doubt the love Dn Saturdays
When taking frezen loaf from words, except when she compiled a forty-four and devotion that a young Aut-loaf pan, it is a good idea to containing 10.000 trafina girl displayed for her unmould it on a plate or platter page letter
words,
Bance when he left for a 12-which can be used for baking It was certainly a red letter month sojourn in the Antarctic and serving. We and it best to day for Private E. Szepka, In Determined that he should be use a foll-covered bread board
of reminded
her or pan. Then the loot can Koren, when he received a 75 ft. constantly letter from his wife. It look him undying love, the girl prepared; Hifted into a serving platter by 3% hours to
the 365 love letters read, and
before he left the toll and the foil easily re- bemused private declared that and packed them ki his bag.
moved,
Now Jullo Recanati, of
who London, Connecticut, married and has 12 children, was recently arrested for writ- love letters--one ing too many of which ran to 465 pages-tò a young, unmarried woman. His explanation was that he had no serious purpose in mind. merely thought that the young woman might say "Hello."
The gentle art of writing love, letters has deteriorated sadly with the passage of time. For instance, in the British Museum there is a letter which was write ten by en Elizabethan courtier to his lady. It consiste et tour hundred pages and contains less thun 410,000 words.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
An Extraordinary Pig
-How He Came to Be Called By the Name of Robin--
By MAX TRELL
course."
Baron Munch was saying to Knarf and Hanid. the shadow children with ne resul "inanimate with the turmod-about names, " objects," he said, "do Lat real don't expect you to believe this, to brosin." Refusing to believe, but I ence had a pet plg who with Professor Baldur Dasch of
could do very extraordinary Leipzig, that human baldness is
things." asiate of mind, Strabismus tried the fibrosin on a bald postman. In a week the soles of his feet were covered
head
with coarse red
the
up and down, the back of garden and make fun of Pig.
Grunt And Squeal
for any- ***Youke no good. thing. Rouster would crow. You can't sing the way I do, can't walk upright the way I do. All you can do is eat like n pig and grunt and squeal.
You
"My poor plg hid his head in shame. The rooster's words hurt his feelings.
"Now in a tree nearby lived a robin. He felt very sorry for
Rooster was amazes to D Piggy had wings.
no
Baron Munch lived in his own little house at the end of Book Boulevard. This is a pretty street helr, Leading capillologists and which runs behind all the book- crizopaths stood the postman on cases in the world. It a lined my little pig. One day the robin and commented with houses belonging to Mrs flew down and said to Plgey: Goose. Mother Hubbard. Mr "There's only one way you can and Mrs Spratt and many other prove to that rooster that you stubby with lovely brown and ........................... | well-known people.
Curved Pipe
YOUR BIRTHDAY By STELLA
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 BORN tay, you have an original mekny of your
An Inventive mind, especially WORT
crises to developing new Bince you seem to be guided almost entirely by intuition arul in pulse, you must learn to distinguisla between the two. They are at the Bite!
Chana
The first can be a sure guide; the scorul a false alarm! In occupa tional, profesional and businex nat ter, be sure to pay heed to Intu!- too; in love and romance, you may And that spontanelly hi licwing your affections brings happiness.
Your
back
plg
are better than he is. You must learn how to fly,'
"But pigs can't Hy!! said
Piggy
of
You must grow a pair wings, said the Robin.
asked
said
"How can I do that?' Piggy,
"Well,' said Robin, 'I had no of trouble growing them.",
But you're a robin! Piggy,
"So can you be,' said Robin, 'Just call yourself Robin, and the wings will grow.
Baron Munch it his long. curved pipe and made himself comfortable in his chair by the sunny window.
this "Now about advancing up the mine." he began ugalu.
Knurf interrupted to ask what the name of the pig was.
"He didn't have a name," said
Kharf and satd both said: "I mean be Baron Munch. didn't have any special name. "And what happened, Baron Sometimes I called him Pigity. Munch? Did your pig EFOW pear to be thle to solves these of sometimes I called him Hoggy. wings?"
Baron Munch smiled.
rung of KAUCERA faster than you otherwise inight!
You are not, may It be said, a careful of your money as you might bo Ir savinur sem " hardshjo, learn to put nälde a čertain minotin! each pay-day, so that the so-called "Yatay day may never appear on yong hurlion. Learn to betde your wn problems as easy as you a
cities.
sometimes Hammy, sometimes Amcau those bem on this dele Porky, but finally I called' him were: Carl Van Doren, critic and
1 is out always to be n author: William T. Harris, educator: Robin,"
Carey
of roses, but you have the Jeppe Ankaer,
ability to over-ride these handicaps
Danish port; Henry
Taste Wereal authors
and come out on the right side of Wow and Frunz
the ledger. Activity and excitement
:
Poultney "That's the came of a bird"
exclaimed Hanid f surprise.
"You're right, my dear," sald Baron Muncit. "And I had a
Noah Davie, naked trial judge; Bessle Love
Adele Astaire, actresses,
1
red feathers. And then the day waved his came when Plyty wings up and down.
"I was looking out of my win- dow this very" window, as matter of fact-when, to my as- tonishment, I saw Piggy soaring high into the air and circling over the garden. I can't tell you boy amazed I was. But do you krów who was more amazed than 3 was?"
Knart and Hand both shoul- ed: "The rooster!"
"You're right," said Baron Munch Munch. Then Baron shook his head.
"I was glad for my plz. of course, but in a way I was sorry, Little Wings
too. For little by little he took "That's what I meant when I longer flights, and when winter- started by saying you wouldn't came, he flew South with the belleve me. I don't know just Robla! He never come back. He
must still be
South down. how it came about but one day
palm tree leaves noticed that little wings were browsing on sprouting from the shoulders of end ripe bananas. I know he's Ona as these incidents may be a
They were short and very happy." To find what the stars have in very good reason for calling him my pig." Legery which you had never antel state for you tomorrow, select your Dated. Be sure to utilize it wisely birthday star and lead that corres by a bird's name." and not spend it for foolsdinery, ponding paragraph. Let your birth- This sudden bonanza moy be the day star be your daily quide,
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
are likely to be part and parcel of your entire life-and spinetimes w and Nicholas Title, Naval hero, latexpected is pleasant.
nako
VIRGO (AUK. 24-Sept. 23)---Avold useful to the world. Just Jetting culsiders distract you from sure that the world finds out about
Put all your them! efforts into
major opleving results.
ARIER (Mar. 21-Apr.. 10)--
** LIBIA (8upt. 24-Oct. 23)-Your Initjalive and careful planning will
"Could he fly?" asked Knart.
"I'm getting to that," said the Baron,
Fenced-In Place
a
personal popularity will further your be two of the best ways to premate glass of jubejube julee, then he jamizitiona foday. Create good will your major Interests today.
all you undertake.
CORPIO 24-Nov,
Make Breth (Gel-Ne objective
of long-standing may be realized;.
Hypoeni is "aqw at han.
* SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)--
10 Baron helped himself
continued: "I kept this pig of Stres Epirit of cooperation at the back of the garden, lic amine in 181e fenced-in-place
TAURUS
now.
21-May
kime new plan or idea and you will used to browse around, eating' And that you take replet progress
carrots and cabbages and' celery GEMINI (May 22-June 30- stalks and radishes and now, and High pressure business is on today's Originally the key to today's then a plate of les cream.
Just be sure that you slay success. Follow your intuitions, eflux and make the right decisione, rather than suvice from the outride. was very well-behaved.
- CAPRICORN (Dec. 11-Jan. Xüj
best talente
should extulit your
(June 22-July
CANCER
mafor bjective: incet those who can help you to
yout 1) forward
Ideas. Instrument
H-Aug.
A day wise out your best foot for Promete your ward to gain s definite advantage.
· AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-reb, Demonstrate your capabiller. This your plansing.
1 not the time to sit back on the Videlines.
Пог
(July
Не
never bothered anyong with bla grunting or his squeall-g―0x- cept an old roostor.
"No," Bold Baron Munch, his head. "the. old
shaking
་
150 Lead the success proces. If you keep your major interests in rooster didn't like my pig at all. the foreground of your though I think he was jealous of him. (Feb. 20-Mer,
1) your actione will automatically You know you have talents that are motivate success.
At any rate, Rooster would strut
Rupert and the Fiddle-17
Without any further pause both the new strangers stride up the bank towards the young friends. *Oli "what gorgeous clothes they' have," breathes the little beat, Oh look at those wonderful #pear. They must be poldiers:" (20ha - two: meg, however, pay ho
extention to Rupert. They march straight to Simple Simon, glare st the "addle and tria:ch it roughly from the boy They move away, though not very far, and, thei stand for some minutes arguing in loud voices while the little palā (pok on in bewilderment. ALL RIGHTS ORFERVED
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