This Funny World
"What would your take-home-quickly-to-me-pay be?”
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THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, JUNE 17, 1957.
*JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Count Would Expose Play
By OSWALD JACOBY
SEE If you con figure out how South managed to go down three tricks at the four-spudo contract. If you can't here in the sad story:
West opened the deuce of clubs, East cashed the ace and king and led the jack of hearts, South won with the king and laid down the noe of trumps. Ho then played low to dummy'a queen, finessed for East's Jack and pinyoda fourth trump.
West had to make three ills- cards and dropped the queen of clubs and two hearts,
South led the ten of diamonds and West made a brilliant play, Ho covered with the jack, This was allowed to hold and West promptly played the deuco,
South went into docp com- munion with himself and finally decided that West really had started with four diamonds. Hence South fincased dummy's nine and allowed East's singio-
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loudeal, and when Elgar was that many of their faults are our musle
the overlooked. There is never any Rochdale Observer, he once mention of their odd prejudlee in favour of Kommar tid wrote: "It was more like brawl between two lafuriated punctuation, their unenterpris- drayinen thon a fender love.ng addiction to melody and
song."
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A Refreshing Hawaiian Dish
Page
Pineapple-Crab Salad
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
<INEAPPLES are ripo, as sweet-and-pungent chicken or Mix 2/3 c. sugar with 1⁄4 tsp.
"PINE
If the fruit smells awcot-and-pungent chop suey or salt and tsp. cheh cinnamon
with smoked ham."
and nutmeg. Spread over pastry, Hawailan Pineapple Crab Sal- Drain 11⁄2 Unned apple slices. nd: On a bed of lettuce, arrange Add 1% c. small-dieedi un- flat bite-sized sections of chilled peeled young rhubarb. elloed fresh pineapple, Top with bite-sized ploces of tinned or
fragrant and if the top centre leaves pull out casi ily," 1 was saying to the
Chef.
"To prepare, set the pineapple fresh-cooked crabment.
Cover with a dressing made by upright on a vegetable board, Hold by the lop to keep it combining 1 e. tomato ketchup, steady, then slice off the rough 1/3 e. lemon juice and 2 tbsp. skin. Remove tho' 'eyes' with cold wate". pineapple seisorg от a sharp krite.
"For first course, breakfast or |dessert service, I årst remove the skin. Then I slice the pineapple in rounds, cut out the hard centro with a tiny biscuit cut- Ler and diec or thin-slico the fruit. Add a very little sugar, cover and chill."
Dinnor
Cream of Tomato Soup With Croutons Broiled Ham Slices Broiled Sweet Potatoes Spinach Vinaigrette Salad Rhubarb-Apple Crisp Ple or Prune Compote
Blend 2 tbsp. constarch with the drained apple syrup. Cook- stir until thickened,
Gently mix in the rhubarb and apple slices. Spread in the lined ple plate.
Top with fruit pie topping. Bake 50 min, in a moderately hot oven, 375-400" F. Gamish," with nutmeat if desired.
Fruit Pio Topping: Mix 1 c. not-lumpy brown sugar, 3 tbsp. enriched four, Va e, melted but- ter or margarine and 1⁄2 tap, salt.
Coffee Tea Mik All measurements are level;
Trick of the Chef recipes proportioned to serve to
Rhubarb Apple-Crisp
Senson tinned cream of to apie plate with pie mato soup while heating with 1⁄4
tsp. powered basit,
"Remember the pineapple-crab salad we enjoyed in Hawaii, Ma- dame?" remarked the Chef, "It Line was made with fresh pineapple, mstry. right from the grove.
"The tart refreshing flavour Is a perfect combination with crab or lobster as well as in tung or chicken saind,
"This remarkable blend of flavours can be achieved only by using fresh pineapple.
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Your
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By ANNE HEYWOOD
pineapple contains sugar, So when combined with meat, poultry or flah it must be|Two of the saddest kinds over talent, the Ictiover interest,
| in sweet-sour.combinations such
Psychologists Give New Answers To An Old Question
What Are
West had made a couple NEW
brilliant plays but there was no real reason for South to have gone wrong. If he had analyser the bidding he would have real ised that West could not hold more than three diamonds.
West had bid one heart on a suit hended by queen-ten im-
partner's one club. West Also held but one spade. There was no real purpose to that heart bld He with only a five-card sult. wasn't going keep North and South out of their
spade suit, and with only a live-card sult he had no reason to suggest bidding a lot of hearts.
t lust completed his scheme for short-circuiting applications for export licences for blow-lamp-mediulely over the double of his covers. Instead of each applica- tion being made in duplicate and then returned for signature, he suggests that each applica- tion should be taken in rota- tion, and returned for signature before duplication, the signature the duplicated application being added after the return of both applications to the applicor, before being returned lo the departinent for eventual return 10 The appllcor, after the department hus returned original application previous to its Recentl return Lo The the Anal department, before application has been passed to the applicor for return to the departiment.
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YOUR BIRTHDAY.......... By STELLA
MONDAY, JUNE 17
BORN today, you are an active, stern truth with a bright story and
serious minded sout who must
n twinkle in your eye. This genus
be doing something worthwhile, all for sugar-coating the pill can be a the time if you are to be content. tremendous amet.
You are forever hunting a Ruvd "cause" for which to dù battle. If there le none at hand, then you are
You are a good manager, and you women, especintly, are very attine. tive to members of the opposite sex,
Ang humeinakere and understanding Durents. You may, he a little strong
just the nne ta dreom up one are loving and affectionate, make Since you are sincere end hönent in your beliefs, you will have no trouble in finding eager followers for your erode.
on the side of discipline, ut à Jequest with a smile tà much easier
Underneath a calm and seemingly to take this än order with a growi rather reticlag nature there face and determination fires of LIZARTE
Among those bota on This date which neither setbacks or dis were: Charles Gounod, COMPOSET supointments con querich. Once you John Wesley, founder of Method le; get an idea into your head, there John Gregg, educator: Cari Vani
Hence West must have held six hearts. Adding three clubs and one spade would only leave three diamonds. West could not hold four diamonds and the suit would break,
The
Hereditary Factors
In Our Personalities?
New York. TEW scientific answers to the very old ques- our tion of what parts of personalities are inherited and what parts result from and training experiences have been given by three psychologists who made de- tailed studies of children.
These clusions:
Our general intelligence and our willingness to ac- cept reality are, in the main, hereditary.
are
their
con-
OTHER ELEMENTS
unrelated
whether the demands made on us apart; 70 needle us into tenseness and too reared together. much quick response,
Each
chlid
Two of the lends and bulk a chieline, hobby
comes.
you
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time for yourself out of the
the
No matter how busy anybody today are: women who live
is, there is always o half-hour for their children entirely somewhore for self-develop-
are bereft when the ment. and
really children leave the nest; business, you can squeeze some women who live for the job busiest day. alone and are equally bereft But don't avorit on when the day of retirement schedule first work on the interest first. Once you have a Through the years, these wom- you'll find the time for it.
flory enthusiasm for something, en are given to believe-ans do
Realise that this sideline.de- children believe that they are doing velopment will not cheat the what is right. They are devet children or the job, will not take
their whole waking lives to
anything from them. On the or Job.
human being, which in furn will all of a sudden,
reer girl Unfortunately,
cannot worn them. They can't believe, young when the children are that some day they will no longer be needed. When they are in their thirties, and working hard on the job, they can't believe they will ever be sixty-five-or even sixty:
wus given Three more parts of personally batteries" of psychological testa are about equally due to heredity for four and cne-half hours in end environment-whether we're two sessions, with the usual rest critical of ourselves and practi- perioda. The results of these the criticisms; iests were concentrated into col in applying
self-critical in mathematical equations which whether we're ways which make us timid and were weighted and corrected for
whether cautious;
we're standard variances which are in- exuberait in our general reace herout in the testa. tions.
take no And
childon on Johnny ta contrary, it will enrich you as a
ough totally unemployed. zingl enrich you as a mother or ca-
you
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In this position, remember
Don't Massacre Your Eyebrows.
Who have
NEAT ANSWERS, Because those answers are thoroughly sclentille doesn't mean Mathematically the RnaGWCTS they ar correct. Indeed, the were neat and internally con- scientists- Die Raymond E. sistent."
But
there
It you try to warn them, try were
Zome Cattrell, Glen F. Stice, and mathematical flaws which the to get them to cultivate
meticulously pointed sideline, they turn a deaf ear. Norton F. Kristy, paychologists scientists
If you, of the University
anyone close to you, of linols out in their report to the Ameri- specified that the answers were can psychological association. both theoretical and "Arst ap. These flaws can be repaired this: proximations."
only after further study.
Every te requires several WOMEN down this ages, fol- faces, ceveral interests. You Towing
of dictates The extreme difficulties of Answers to the big "ture-won't do right by the children, fashion,
assidiously But experiences and training getting any answers at all are nurture" question in the form or by the job, if you make that
plucked and trained their eye- are chiefly responsible for these obvious, The scientists went tion of the human
personality
It's bice poil your entire Ute.
brows into all sorts of weird other parts of our personalities about getting their "first approx! are urgently needed for that has been too long planted
and wonderful shapes. From the CARD Sense whether we're assertive or not mations by studying children at eclence of psychology to advance. in one crop without a little thick luxurlant brows of the
assertive; whether we're fast or the
These 12-year-old level,
soll gots slow in 'CALIT mental-physical children comprised 52 sets of In the absence of an under rotation of crops, the
carly days, which were achieved worn out, heredity, twins, 15 sets of standing. reactions; whether we're neuro-Identical
by greasing with mutton tallow, Most of us have several inter- to the thin spidery lines which tic or not neurotic; whether fraternal twins, each set of the scientists said, science has no we're strong in power of will same sex; 82 pairs of sisters (or knowledge of "about half the ests. Matherhood or business job catalled much painful tweezing.
at work" in the as a rule does not use all of and ability to know ourselves; brothers) who had been reared influences
eyebrows have been tortured to whether we're jelly inside and together: 30 pairs of sisters or making of personalities.-United them. We can force it to, but i's and abused in an attempt
a bad idea. Better to like left- become "social climbers:" brothers who had been reared Press,"
their owners appear more make begulling,
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TODAY'S QUESTION
You hold the same harid. Your periner bids three diamonds. What do you do?
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is nothing short of an act of God Vechten and G. B. Stem, author;
that can got it out again until you Hing Charles XII of Sweden; have reached your objective.
Satatel Williston, philanthropist Fortunately, you have a natural and John Lowell, noted jurist. sense of honour whkti serves to To find what the stars Јуду brighten your outlook on 1. store for you tomorrow, select your Frank, outpoken and clear-minded, birthday star and read the corres you have the ability to speak well ponding paragraph. Let your birth- In grabile and can deliver maay 4 day star be your daily guide.
GEMINI
TUESDAY, JUNE 18
(ray 22-June
21) pernal feelings in a malter and
Be alert to all aspects of a situation net in the best interests of all.
or you could be on the wrong side. LED Use your best judgment.
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-Two Valiant Knights Go Down In Battle-
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like being one.
Do you ever feel like being a knight?"
"I feel like being one now,"
the turned-about____ name, was sitting near the Old Oak said chart,
on the other side of the garden wall when he heard strange thumping and Jumping in the grass,
Fierce Combat
Sir MeSnooze got Knarf n. dalay shield and a straw lance. They then set out to And: and de combat with a dragon,
Knurf found riding on the of a grasshopper quile back exciting. He had only to make a clocking sound with his tongue and the grasshopper fences and went leaping over atone walls.
So Sir McSnooze and Sir "Fine," said Pixie McSnooze. Kaart went hopping alone, "Can you ride on a gross- "Where's the dragon?" Sir The next moment, Pixie hopper? T'll give you my helmet Knarf asked Sir McSnooze after
shield and a they had ridden for awhile, McSnooze enme leaping out of and get you
Janice, We'll do combat with a
and the grass sitting on the back of
"We're getting nearer dragon."
to her," a grasshopper.
said Sir "A dragon!" Knarf exclaimed. nearer
McSnooze. "It's a she-dragon. "Certainly, Sir Knarf," said Oh, there she is!"
Pixie McSnooze was wearing suit of armour like a knight.
la
combat with
He carried a chleid made out of Sir MeSnooze, "Knights like us a daisy blossom and a long always Innee made out a piece of straw. dragons,"
Knarf picked him up and brushed him off.
Faithful Stood
Curved Hom
Dressed like a knight, MeSnooze rode on a grasshoppeṛ.
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Poit
Happily, cyebrows have now returned to nature, and against the brow in a natural curve, A certain amount of "weeding" is necessary, how ever, if they are to remain. good
shape and look weli
Krooned.
This is a delicate operation. and much care should be taken. Pluck out the stray bakes be tween the eyes, and along the lower line of the eyebrow with- out changing its natural line. A hot moist compress applied Just beforehand is a great help and leaves the hairs easier to tweeze,
Remember that the higher you raise the lower line, the more started your expression will appear. Likewise, too much plucking back trom the noso will give you a makklike ap- pearance. The perfect brows should conform to the shape of the eye and have the width of un oye between them,
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your
any
Accentuate your brows with a The dragon was lying in the teeth ground round and round, touch of dark brown mascara. Mascara brushes an More Sir McSnooze now Whoa!" said Pixie McSnooze three or four times,
whistled grass, Sure enough, she had two making a great grashing noise.
smoothly and evenly than Another curved horns and a long tail;
to is inclined Suddenly, when they had crayon, which to the grasshopper.
tame.grasshopper came hopping also, a huge mouth and great
and Khari cors McSnooze
should never be used The grasshopper pulled up its over. This is your steed, Sir round eyes. The monster seemed come quite close to the dragon, leave a hard line. Block mas-
to be chewing something.
Her Sir legs and stopped so short that Knarf," said Sir McSnooze,
pointed their lances, McSnooze during the day, as it tends to Sir Pixie, MeSnooze went Øying
shouted: "Dragon, we challenge|| give..
over one an
made-up, over the grasshopper'e head and
you to mortal combati Wh you theatrical appearance. If wished
it may landed at Knarre feet,
bound at night, but The dragon didn't notice them very sparingly,
completed When you on
have. She just went at all, chewing.
your makeup, apply the final "Very well then, we will tough by brushing over vanquish you!" cried Kaart. At eyebrows with a little brillian
Temove This will that Knarf gave his grasshopper tine.
traces of powder and givě, your, brows a. glory, sheen, An. #K÷ cellent Iden is to loop-a sparo! mascara brush for this purpose The two grasshoppers sprang
Finally, once your eyebrows forward. The two vallant have been groomed into a trim knights thrust
their ilne, keep them that way. Be
fore making up each morning, Dear mel The dragon merely give them a quick check over gave a swish with her tail and a tweez, out any stray hairs, the two knights and their faith-Nothing will impair, your
more than ful steeds wont nying head over pearance; heels backwards. And with that brows, which, through, either the cow rose, to her feat and carelessnjena de neglect, have walked off for she was the been allowed to sprout,
"I didn't mean to do that," sald Sir. McSnooze, "My faithful steed Hoppity," he pointed to
the grasshopper, "stopped smooth finish. B. Thayoutlook. (1)
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Sir MeSnooze took a lump of of his honeysuckle sugar, out pocket "and gave it to Hopplly, holding it on the flat palm of his hand.
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knight, Knarf said to MeSnooze.
were a Pixie
"Well," replied Sir McSnooza, "I'm not a kiiight all the time. lay's Gofusion | In Just a knight when I feel
Hurrying to get away from she plece of machinery the hell return the way it came until it is bouncing against-the-great iron gitea. AĻRupert runa" to it one of the patea awings open and the ball squeezes out. "I do believe I
opened the gate by standing on fun metal plan,” he breather. "1 wonder shut them the same way when I came in.”. He has no time to stop and think, however, as the ball has disappeared and he has to follow ha ciddi že mg.
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